BOARD/SHOW EVENT IDEA

[keithy_19]

<p>The Big ASS Night of Fights were fantastic. Lets do it. Board boxing! Any arguments between people on ronfez.net, let em' box it out like men (or women)! </p><p>Have a problem with the folks at full blown aids? Go ahead and box it out with them! </p><p>Everyone could get shit off their chest and feel better after the fight! Fan-fucking-tastic! </p>

[PapaBear]

This is where Mikeyboy tells us how good this kind of thing always works out.

[mikeyboy]

The only fight I'de pay to see is Keithy vs.&nbsp; Duke.&nbsp; After that, it's all been done.

[PapaBear]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />The only fight I'de pay to see is Keithy vs.&nbsp; Duke.&nbsp; After that, it's all been done. <p>I knew there was a little bit of perv in you.</p>

[keithy_19]

<p>Isn't it illegal for me to hit Duke?</p><p>And, I'd do it, but I'm a little afraid of getting my ass handed to me by someone a good 3 years younger than me.</p><p>But I'll do it. </p>

[keithy_19]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />The only fight I'de pay to see is Keithy vs.&nbsp; Duke.&nbsp; After that, it's all been done. <p>I knew there was a little bit of perv in you.</p><p>There's a little bit of perv in all of us.</p>

[spoon]

I agree and I'm first in line for Moe.&nbsp; Man up bitch.

[mikeyboy]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />I agree and I'm first in line for Moe.&nbsp; Man up bitch. <p>Please.&nbsp; that would be a bust.&nbsp; In person you get all nice and shit.</p>

[silera]

STEP UP, PUSSIES!

[PapaBear]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br />STEP UP, PUSSIES! <p>Pussies don't step up. Step up dicks!</p>

[spoon]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />I agree and I'm first in line for Moe.&nbsp; Man up bitch. <p>Please.&nbsp; that would be a bust.&nbsp; In person you get all nice and shit.</p><p>To you and other people who can take a joke or not be so self important.&nbsp; Come see one of my hockey games or set up the match and we'll see just how nice I am.&nbsp; </p>

[reeshy]

C'mon, Spoony....you know you're a big pansy!!!!

[spoon]

<p>But I stole your old badge and gun!&nbsp; Now I'm a man-boy!</p>

[AKA]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>But I stole your old badge and gun!&nbsp; Now I'm a man-boy!</p><p>Shit - how are we suppose to know who you're talking to if you don't use the quotes???</p><p>Any chance we can convince&nbsp;Al Dukes to come back and fight Dave or Earl?</p>

[kindtampa]

Suprised an Earl &amp; Dave fight hasn't been mentioned yet???

[Drunky McBetidont]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The Big ASS Night of Fights were fantastic. Lets do it. Board boxing! Any arguments between people on ronfez.net, let em' box it out like men (or women)! </p><p>Have a problem with the folks at full blown aids? Go ahead and box it out with them! </p><p>Everyone could get shit off their chest and feel better after the fight! Fan-fucking-tastic! </p><p>The first rule of Board Boxing: There is no Board Boxing.</p><p>And if tonight is your first night? You have to box.</p>

[torker]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />I agree and I'm first in line for Moe.&nbsp; Man up bitch. <p>Please.&nbsp; that would be a bust.&nbsp; In person you get all nice and shit.</p><p>To you and other people who can take a joke or not be so self important.&nbsp; Come see one of my hockey games or set up the match and we'll see just how nice I am.&nbsp; </p><p>WWBBD?</p><p><img src="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/sports/images/oly98/gallery/1994/boitano_1994_reu.jpg" border="0" width="194" height="142" /></p>

[MadMatt]

I'm in.&nbsp; Is it straight up boxing?

[jimmyNYC]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br />STEP UP, PUSSIES! <p>Pussies don't step up. Step up dicks!</p><p>&nbsp;haha he dont get it .... that make sit funny to me!!</p>

[Glück]

What about a penis size contest?

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>Gl&uuml;ck</strong> wrote:<br />What about a penis size contest? <p>Silera wins.</p>

[Snoogans]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />I agree and I'm first in line for Moe. Man up bitch. <p>Please. that would be a bust. In person you get all nice and shit.</p><p>To you and other people who can take a joke or not be so self important. Come see one of my hockey games or set up the match and we'll see just how nice I am. </p><p>WWBBD?</p><p><img src="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/sports/images/oly98/gallery/1994/boitano_1994_reu.jpg" border="0" width="194" height="142" /></p><p>&nbsp;everytime i see WWBBD my brain replaces Brian Boytano with a real man, Bob Burnquist:</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.feasttour.com/southeast/images/riders/bob-big-air1.jpg" border="0" width="450" height="622" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[moochcassidy]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />I agree and I'm first in line for Moe. Man up bitch.<p>&nbsp;i d pay good money to see that!</p><p>he has a leathal 'belly flop' move that killed a man its been told. </p>

[Snacks]

<p>I'm game. Currently I do not hate nor want to fight anyone. But I'm sure its just a matter of time before that changes.</p><p>I am ready to wrestle a few ladies on here!!! Gaia wink wink!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[moochcassidy]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm game. Currently I do not hate nor want to fight anyone. But I'm sure its just a matter of time before that changes.</p><p>I am ready to wrestle a few ladies on here!!! Gaia wink wink!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>its been done.&nbsp;</p><p>check out&nbsp; this '<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vWclX8qaw">sassy boy'&nbsp;</a></p>

[Snacks]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm game. Currently I do not hate nor want to fight anyone. But I'm sure its just a matter of time before that changes.</p><p>I am ready to wrestle a few ladies on here!!! Gaia wink wink!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>its been done.&nbsp;</p><p>check out&nbsp; this '<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vWclX8qaw">sassy boy'&nbsp;</a></p><p>thats was pretty good, but I still want to wrestle (or other things)&nbsp;with gaia!</p>

[Snacks]

so no ones up for this?

[The Nature Boy]

<p>I think the idea of a FBA vs. Wackbag Survivor Series style match could be nice.</p><p>&nbsp;Call it the Board Brawl and lets book it like a wrestling supercard with champion vs. champion.</p>

[reeshy]

Shut up and go to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[burrben]

<p><font size="2">ronfez.net</font> presents...</p><p><font size="3"><strong>EXTREME CIRCLE JERK</strong></font></p>

[keithy_19]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gl&uuml;ck</strong> wrote:<br />What about a penis size contest? <p>Silera wins.</p><p>Ah hem! I'm very upset about this Mojo. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/nono.gif" border="0" width="23" height="25" /></p>

[Gaia]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm game. Currently I do not hate nor want to fight anyone. But I'm sure its just a matter of time before that changes.</p><p>I am ready to wrestle a few ladies on here!!! Gaia wink wink!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>its been done.&nbsp;</p><p>check out&nbsp; this '<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vWclX8qaw">sassy boy'&nbsp;</a></p><p>thats was pretty good, but I still want to wrestle (or other things)&nbsp;with gaia!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dont make me kick your monkey ass!!!!!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[spoon]

<p>I say Campo swing a golf club, I've got Gaia in 5 rounds!&nbsp; </p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[Gaia]

oh yeah??? Is that right?????

[led37zep]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br />STEP UP, PUSSIES! <p>Pussies don't step up. Step up dicks!</p><p>And Dicks fuck assholes chuck!&nbsp; </p>

[CofyCrakCocaine]

<strong>led37zep</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br />STEP UP, PUSSIES! <p>Pussies don't step up. Step up dicks!</p><p>And Dicks fuck assholes chuck! </p><p>&nbsp;Cue the five minute vomit sequence.</p>

[led37zep]

<p>The only way this night of fights is going to work is by a Royal Rumble.&nbsp; I see no other way...wait now I do.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!!!!!&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I say Campo swing a golf club, I've got Gaia in 5 rounds!&nbsp; </p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>Thanks spoon for the support. I cant believe you picked her over me. She just called me a monkey too! Im not looking for this to be a rough wrestling match more like a loving tustle! (if you know what I mean?)</p><p>In my old age I'm a lover not a fighter.</p><p>Talking about golf are we going to play or set up an outing?</p>

[fancyfeet]

Holy crap snacks what are doing up so late noob?

[Snacks]

I'm a night person. I managed nightclubs and worked nights for 10+ years my body has a nightitme clock. What about you, your up late too?

[spoon]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I say Campo swing a golf club, I've got Gaia in 5 rounds!&nbsp; </p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>Thanks spoon for the support. I cant believe you picked her over me. She just called me a monkey too! Im not looking for this to be a rough wrestling match more like a loving tustle! (if you know what I mean?)</p><p>In my old age I'm a lover not a fighter.</p><p>Talking about golf are we going to play or set up an outing?</p><p>Gaia's bad ass Camps sorry.&nbsp; How about we let Gaia take on FBP and my girl for some real fun.&nbsp; But only I get to watch!&nbsp;&nbsp;And you take on Justice as the setup match before moe and I rumble?&nbsp; Deal?</p><p>A Snoogans Alkey match seems in the works of late as well, but that's just a sissy fit!</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I say Campo swing a golf club, I've got Gaia in 5 rounds!&nbsp; </p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>Thanks spoon for the support. I cant believe you picked her over me. She just called me a monkey too! Im not looking for this to be a rough wrestling match more like a loving tustle! (if you know what I mean?)</p><p>In my old age I'm a lover not a fighter.</p><p>Talking about golf are we going to play or set up an outing?</p><p>Gaia's bad ass Camps sorry.&nbsp; How about we let Gaia take on FBP and my girl for some real fun.&nbsp; But only I get to watch!&nbsp;&nbsp;And you take on Justice as the setup match before moe and I rumble?&nbsp; Deal?</p><p>A Snoogans Alkey match seems in the works of late as well, but that's just a sissy fit!</p><p>no deal. I have to be involved, even if I only get to watch <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" /></p><p>As for justice he will be too busy with the flavor of the month. Plus your girl and gaia are way too hot for him to even be in the same room with. It would be a disaster watching him try to flirt.</p>

[spoon]

But Tom's the Moonhowler man!

[spoon]

And he fucks better than you and even reeshy for that matter!&nbsp; He's the new hedgehog, but not in porn!

[spoon]

Sshhhhhhhhh!&nbsp; He's hunting MILF!

[Snacks]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />Sshhhhhhhhh!&nbsp; <strong><font size="5">He's hunting MILF</font></strong>! <p>Im about to go to bed and I almost pissed myself when I read this.</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />And he fucks better than you and even reeshy for that matter!&nbsp; He's the new hedgehog, but not in porn! <p>he fucks better then you too. Actually I think e fucks better then the board. Crip doesnt he?</p>