the perfect gift

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p>I want to get my wife&nbsp;a great gift this christmas but i hate shopping and fashion trends and most popular culture so i am basically a shitty gift giver.&nbsp; Any suggestions?&nbsp; Especially from the ladies since i need advice on a great gift for a girl.&nbsp; What would make you smile under the tree?</p><p>thanks</p>

[crb1]

<p>Try and find a woman that wouldn't love this:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/1stcommunion.jpg" border="0" width="270" height="472" /></p>

[SilentSpic]

<strong>betidont</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I want to get my wife&nbsp;a great gift this christmas but i hate shopping and fashion trends and most popular culture so i am basically a shitty gift giver.&nbsp; Any suggestions?&nbsp; Especially from the ladies since i need advice on a great gift for a girl.&nbsp; What would make you smile under the tree?</p><p>thanks</p><p>Women love shoes.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>SilentSpic</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>betidont</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I want to get my wife&nbsp;a great gift this christmas but i hate shopping and fashion trends and most popular culture so i am basically a shitty gift giver.&nbsp; Any suggestions?&nbsp; Especially from the ladies since i need advice on a great gift for a girl.&nbsp; What would make you smile under the tree?</p><p>thanks</p><p>Women love shoes.</p><p>so they can walk all over us</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>kidding</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

<p><span class="postbody">What would make you smile under the tree?</span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A BJ??????????????&nbsp;</p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><p><span class="postbody">What would make you smile under the tree?</span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A BJ??????????????&nbsp;</p><p>thats my problem, i am so self-centered that I really can't pick a gift for someone else, especially a female.&nbsp; i would think she should be happy to get my dick in a box (can't believe noone referenced that skit here)</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SilentSpic</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>betidont</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I want to get my wife&nbsp;a great gift this christmas but i hate shopping and fashion trends and most popular culture so i am basically a shitty gift giver.&nbsp; Any suggestions?&nbsp; Especially from the ladies since i need advice on a great gift for a girl.&nbsp; What would make you smile under the tree?</p><p>thanks</p><p>Women love shoes.</p><p>so they can walk all over us</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strike>kidding</strike></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>fixed that for you funk. It is true why they like shoes!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Snacks on 12-22-06 @ 5:22 PM</span>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I'm hoping Santa brings me this:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/petrina_02/prettyboy.jpg?t=1166828613" border="0" width="480" height="639" />&nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

I gave mine a necklace with a diamond thing and full service spa thing....hair nails massage. That way she looks good for me while I get the BJ for a great gift !!

[sr71blackbird]

A gift certificate to a day spa.&nbsp; You better hurry!