How and where were you born?

[IamFogHat]

<p>This will be fun for the otherwise very serious that's life column,&nbsp;</p><p>I was born at 8:00 on a freezing Sunday morning in Indianapolis, Indiana (where my family only lived for a year before heading back to the east coast), and I actually had a really scary birth cause I was born not breeched but upside down as in facing the floor, and not only was the cord wrapped around my neck, I also almost died choking on all the blood and fluids.</p><p>&nbsp;Hm, I guess mine's kind of a downer, sorry.&nbsp; But anywhoo, how did you all come into this world? </p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

i got pushed out the ole' vagina on 2/9/70 at 6:18 am.&nbsp; i love to go skiing on my birthday!

[Snacks]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This will be fun for the otherwise very serious that's life column,&nbsp;</p><p>I was born at 8:00 on a freezing Sunday morning in Indianapolis, Indiana (where my family only lived for a year before heading back to the east coast), and I actually had a really scary birth cause I was born not breeched but upside down as in facing the floor, and not only was the cord wrapped around my neck, I also almost died choking on all the blood and fluids.</p><p>&nbsp;Hm, I guess mine's kind of a downer, sorry.&nbsp; But anywhoo, how did you all come into this world? </p><p>You ever hear that song &quot;face down ass up that the way we like to fuck&quot; As soon as I read your post that came to mind!!! Just glad your ok, you made it!!!</p><p>I was born on a cold day in NJ at a great hospital. Nothing went wrong during my birth. My parents were a little surprised I was a boy. They thought I was going to be a girl and had no name picked out for me as a boy. It took them 3 days to name me. Maybe this is why I dod bitch like a women sometimes???</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[angelinad128]

I was told it was a beautiful January until my mom went into labor with me. Then there was a blizzard!LOL&nbsp; I was pushed out at 7:58 AM 01/28/72.

[moochcassidy]

jesus made me come out of my mummys tummy on a snowy tuesday.

[Doctor Z]

Columbia Presbyterian, via vag.

[Snacks]

seems like a lot of us fuckers wereborn in the shitty winter. I always wish I was born in te summer for ppol bday parties.

[Febreeze]

Through a vagina on April Fools Day 1968 in Cape May Court House, New Jersey.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

On a sunny Tuesday in May of 1973. Natural birth

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My mom had an appt with her OB/GYN on March 21, 1967. She had had trouble carrying babies to full term. I was 7 months along so the doctor decided to induce labor. Poor mom had to waddle in a snow storm to Lenox Hill Hospital. At 5:03 pm I was born and whisked away to my own private incubator.

[grlNIN]

<p>My Dad left for work up North despite it being a blizzard outside. He had asked my Mom repeatedly if she wanted him home for any reason and she said &quot;no&quot;.</p><p>Half an hour after he left she went into labor and promptly called my Grandmother who in turn called an ambulence.</p><p>It took awhile for the EMT to get there with the snow and then bring them back to the hospital. My Grandmother called my Father's job to let him know to come back immediately.</p><p>All the while my nubile head is crowning and im halfway out in the elevator. I think they admitted my Mom to the hospital at 9:45am and i was born at 9:56am; February 21st, 1985 in good 'ole Red Bank, New Jersey.</p>

[Snoogans]

<p>After putting mom through 19 hours of labor, I was born on July 2nd, 1983 in Elliot Hospital in Manchester, NH at 10:56PM</p><p>edit: 6 pounds, 7 ounces&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-22-06 @ 6:50 PM</span>

[reeshy]

I'm an asshole baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gvac]

<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br />All the while my<span style="background-color: #ffff00"> nubile</span> head is crowning and im halfway out in the elevator. <p>You were born nubile? &nbsp;</p><p>Hot.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Riverside Hospital, C-section.</font></strong>

[reeshy]

I was born in Westchester Square Hospital in the Bronx......My mom was mad cause my dad wasn'r there...He was in Korea.....he got recalled during the Korean war!!!!!!!!!!

[grlNIN]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:You were born nubile? <p>Hot. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>All in the genes.<br /> </p>

[sr71blackbird]

I was practically born in the back seat of a taxi as it pulled into Lutheran hospital at 8am near the end of Feb. in 1965

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I was born December 11, 1979 in the Holly Cross hospital in Calgary, Alberta @ 2:07am.</p><p>I was 3lbs 7oz. and 6 weeks premature. I could literally fit in the palm of my dads hand when he held me. I spent the first 2 weeks of my life in an incubator in what has been described as 'fighting for my life'.</p><p>I share the same birthday as my dad (58) and my sister (32)... on my 18th birthday I tapped into 18 year old liquor with my dad that he had won while betting people I would be born on his birthday.</p><p>I am now a physical mastadon, I weigh in at 235lbs and am 6'2&quot; tall (no ass, it's not fat...check out the avatar, that's me). I have beaten all expectations set out for me that eventful day some 27 years ago and still&nbsp;blush when my dad tells people how he is amazed at what I look like considering my stature at birth.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-22-06 @ 8:01 PM</span>

[IamFogHat]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I was born December 11, 1979 in the Holly Cross hospital in Calgary, Alberta @ 2:07am.</p><p>I was 3lbs 7oz. and 6 weeks premature. I could literally fit in the palm of my dads hand when he held me. I spent the first 2 weeks of my life in an incubator in what has been described as 'fighting for my life'.</p><p>I share the same birthday as my dad (58) and my sister (32)... on my 18th birthday I tapped into 18 year old liquor with my dad that he had won while betting people I would be born on his birthday.</p><p>I am now a physical mastadon, I weigh in at 235lbs and am 6'2&quot; tall (no ass, it's not fat...check out the avatar, that's me). I have beaten all expectations set out for me that eventful day some 27 years ago and still blush when my dad tells people how he is amazed at what I look like considering my stature at birth.</p><p>&nbsp;</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-22-06 @ 8:01 PM</span><p>&nbsp;For some reason that's fuckin' awesome.&nbsp; My dad still talks about how my sister when she was born could fit between the crook of his elbow and his hand. &nbsp;</p><p>Also, I didn't eat well at all for the first year and actually lost weight at 12 months which is awful medically, and now I'm 5'7, 175 lbs.&nbsp; For all new parents out there I guess, there's hope, try not to worry.&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

Hey Ramrod....I'd do ya....ya fucking Canuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fancyfeet]

this again

[ShelleBink]

<p>6/8/84 @ 4:14 am<br />St. Peters Medical Center in New Brunswick ((where my dad, brothers and sister were all born))<br />10 lbs 3 oz<br /><br />I rule</p>

[TheVHD]

I was born on October 7 sometime in the 70's in Pinellas County FL. My birff parents did not want me so put me up for adoption. I was adopted by my &quot;real&quot; family here in Nutley NJ 2 months after I was born.&nbsp;So I really don't know how or what happend when I came sliding down the shoot. Also I know nothing about Pinellas county since I was only there the first 2 months of my life but by all accounts from Mr. B and Mr. W&nbsp;it's not&nbsp;a nice place. Maybe I'm related to Fezzy... maybe one of you beautiful people are my relative....&nbsp; HHHHmmmmm.

[FUNKMAN]

Margaret Hague in Jersey City - 10/29/62&nbsp; 8lbs/4oz&nbsp; not sure what time, i wasn't wearing a watch&nbsp;

[ralphbxny]

I was born during a snow storm in the picture perfect town of the Bronx, NY in Bronx-Lebanon Hospital. I&nbsp;came screamin in a month early at 1158 pm on Feb 5 1974 via vag.

[SatCam]

beautiful march 28 1990 in the albert einstein medical center in da bronx

born on my due date

came out cock first

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I was born December 11, 1979 in the Holly Cross hospital in Calgary, Alberta @ 2:07am.</p><p>I was 3lbs 7oz. and 6 weeks premature. I could literally fit in the palm of my dads hand when he held me. I spent the first 2 weeks of my life in an incubator in what has been described as 'fighting for my life'.</p><p>I share the same birthday as my dad (58) and my sister (32)... on my 18th birthday I tapped into 18 year old liquor with my dad that he had won while betting people I would be born on his birthday.</p><p>I am now a physical mastadon, I weigh in at 235lbs and am 6'2&quot; tall (no ass, it's not fat...check out the avatar, that's me). I have beaten all expectations set out for me that eventful day some 27 years ago and still blush when my dad tells people how he is amazed at what I look like considering my stature at birth.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-22-06 @ 8:01 PM</span> <p>&nbsp;For some reason that's fuckin' awesome.&nbsp; My dad still talks about how my sister when she was born could fit between the crook of his elbow and his hand. &nbsp;</p><p>Also, I didn't eat well at all for the first year and actually lost weight at 12 months which is awful medically, and now I'm 5'7, 175 lbs.&nbsp; <font style="background-color: #ffff99">For all new parents out there I guess, there's hope, try not to worry.</font>&nbsp;</p><p>There is definately truth to that. Some children have health problems and are in need of constant care but for the most part I believe children are more resiliant than people give them credit for. Even with my 3 kids, I've been amazed on so many levels at how much they could with-stand, how well they would adapt and in my littlest ones case..... How well she fought when she was only 16 days old and had to be re-admitted to the hospital.</p><p>Children are truly amazing, we just have to show them the way and if we do that right, they'll surprise the hell out of us.</p><p>I tell my kids every day that they make me proud. It could be because me daughters dressed their dolls or coloured a nice picture or because my son gets all geared up in a hard hat, knee pads, boots, safety glasses and a tool belt just to help me caulk the shower we installed yesterday.</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Hey Ramrod....I'd do ya....ya fucking Canuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <p>Thanks buddy,</p><p>If my dick were bigger I'd do me too.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[yarpwizard]

<font size="2">I was born on March 31 in Teaneck, NJ many , many decades ago.......too many too count.</font>

[reeshy]

Shit Satcam.....my son was born there too.....Oct 13, 1979!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Don Stugots]

born nov. 28th 1973 in a hospital in brooklyn.&nbsp; it was a short labor, i came out the doc smacked my butt and i turned around and kicked him in the nuts and took his wallet.&nbsp; then i got a beer and the rest is history.

[Marc with a c]

i don't remember.

[ShelleBink]

i find it scary that i was nearly 3 times heavier than team ramrod at birth.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i don't remember.<p>&nbsp;smokin pot back then?</p>

[jstalin]

I was born April Fools Day '79

[Lumber]

Jan., 30th @ 12 midnight. Clara Maass Hospital in Belleville, N.J. The nurses told my mother that I had&nbsp;the cock horse!

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Lumber</strong> wrote:<br />The nurses told my mother that I had&nbsp;the cock horse! <p>what's that?</p>

[lleeder]

I was born in a boxcar during an awful rainstorm on the third day of rain. My mother Rose of Sharon had a severe cold and fever. Pa and the others were trying to stop the flood waters from reaching me. When Pa returned to the car he found out that&nbsp;I had been stillborn. Pa said he could not have done anything more. Ma said , &quot;No. They was on'y one thing to do - ever - an' we done it.&quot; At least thats what everyone told me happened.

[jimmyNYC]

<p>i was born june 6th at 2:40pm. i was breeched.</p><p>the weird part was that the day started out as a fairly normal june day. but my dad told me just as my mother was beginning to give birth to me ......the sky went completely dark and it begun to hail tennis ball size stones.</p><p>he turned to my uncle as they were watching this scene from a NY hospital window and said &quot;great my first son and he's the fucking anti-christ&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ShelleBink]

<strong>jimmyNYC</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i was born june 6th at 2:40pm. i was breeched.</p><p>the weird part was that the day started out as a fairly normal june day. but my dad told me just as my mother was beginning to give birth to me ......the sky went completely dark and it begun to hail tennis ball size stones.</p><p>he turned to my uncle as they were watching this scene from a NY hospital window and said <strong>&quot;great my first son and he's the fucking anti-christ&quot;</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;don't make you a bad person</p>

[PaulF]

<p>I was the last of three kids. My brother was a born a month late, my sister was two weeks early. My mother couldn't be bothered leaving it up to chance, so she made an appointment to induce labor on my due date.</p><p>May 8th, 12:12pm at New Rochelle Hospital. 7lbs 2oz.</p>

[Febreeze]

<strong>jstalin</strong> wrote:<br />I was born April Fools Day '79<p>&nbsp;I'm glad that I'm not the only fool on R&amp;F.net. April-1-68 for me.</p>

[Crippler]

January 11, 1974 @ 12:08am after 24+ hours of labor, Chicago College of Osteopathic Medicine Hospital, while my father was attending Medical School.&nbsp; I was very easy to pick out in the ward, the only pasty white baby amongst a few dozen Black &amp; Latin tots.

[Freakshow]

I was born almost exactly 117 years after the Civil War began in South Carolina (to the hour) in Frederick Memorial Hospital, Frederick, Maryland (and I lived!). I came out in the manner of the famous Roman tyrant, that is to say, as a section of Ceasar.