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phixion
12-23-2006, 08:09 AM
a pink slip yay me

Don Stugots
12-23-2006, 08:12 AM
<p>sorry to hear that bro.</p><p>&nbsp; </p><p>i got a winter jacket, since i work in the cold, last year was 1 weeks pay plus the week of christmas to new years off.&nbsp; the company has growne through the roof,&nbsp; yet no $$$ bonus.&nbsp; i gave the jacket to a homeless dude in the neighborhood.&nbsp; he can use it. &nbsp; </p>

Team_Ramrod
12-23-2006, 08:35 AM
<p>Sorry to hear about the pink slip... Cut backs???</p><p>About seven years ago I was a laborer for my old company (before climbing the perverbial ladder) and they gave out bonuses for the first time ever....for full time employees. Because they 'laid' me off for 6 days at Christmas I didn't qualify as a full timer. When I found out I didn't get my bonus I took a sledge hammer to my work truck.</p><p>I got a bonus next year and within the next five was in a managerial position above people who had been there for 20 - 30 years......Coincidence?</p>

Gvac
12-23-2006, 08:41 AM
<p>The company I work for was bought by a major corporation last January.&nbsp; We always got great bonuses, a raise, and a huge Christmas party.&nbsp; This year they said no raises, no bonuses, and just had some food catered in to the office as a &quot;party.&quot;&nbsp; Most of us boycotted it.&nbsp; </p><p>The corporation said there's no money for us because the company &quot;lost&quot; 6 million dollars this past year.&nbsp; Actually, they turned a 39 million dollar profit, but since they made 45 mil last year, in their minds they lost money. &nbsp;</p><p>I'll be job hunting come the new year. &nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
12-23-2006, 08:45 AM
<p>sorry to hear it Phix!&nbsp; keep your chin up and try and enjoy the time off till you land something better</p><p>my company gives money to charities on behalf of us employees. we have no say in the matter.&nbsp; </p>

reillyluck
12-23-2006, 08:51 AM
im sorry to hear about this during this holiday season.&nbsp; i hope youre holdin' up.&nbsp; Hang in there!!!!&nbsp; It WILL get better, trust me.&nbsp; we're here for you!

flavopop
12-23-2006, 08:53 AM
<p>I work for the USPS and those cheap ass clowns got us Bagles and Donuts...Yum a dum dum!</p><p>And since Im a diabetic, I cant even have any of those..lol</p><p>My wife works for a self storage company and got 7 Hundy in CA$H!&nbsp; Now thats sweet!</p><p>Seeeeyyyyyaaaaa</p>

led37zep
12-23-2006, 09:19 AM
Who the fuck gives out pink slips at christmas?!!?!?!!?

CofyCrakCocaine
12-23-2006, 10:03 AM
Fuckhearted douchecunts. That's who.

CofyCrakCocaine
12-23-2006, 10:05 AM
Gvac, I fucking hate that aspect of a company. They are deliberately being full of shit when they say &quot;Well, we made millions of bucks this year, but because it's less millions than last year, we lost money so you guys are gonna be punished by getting no bonuses while us fatcats in Washington get all your bonuses with interest...all off the record of course!&quot;. My girlfriend's company keeps getting bought out and bought out, and it just gets retarded. I hate those corporate bastards.

Gvac
12-23-2006, 10:11 AM
<strong>CofyCrakCocaine</strong> wrote:<br />Gvac, I fucking hate that aspect of a company. They are deliberately being full of shit when they say &quot;Well, we made millions of bucks this year, but because it's less millions than last year, we lost money so you guys are gonna be punished by getting no bonuses while us fatcats in Washington get all your bonuses with interest...all off the record of course!&quot;. My girlfriend's company keeps getting bought out and bought out, and it just gets retarded. I hate those corporate bastards.<p>They really are a bunch of heartless cocksuckers. </p><p>I'll never be able to comprehend the mindset of people who don't give a shit about others, especially the ones who made millions for the company. &nbsp;</p><p>Oh well, it'll never change, I fear.&nbsp; There will always be greed and avarice, so I try not to get too upset by it. &nbsp;</p><p>At least I didn't get a pink slip.&nbsp; That's really about as low as humany possible.&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
12-23-2006, 10:17 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>sorry to hear it Phix!&nbsp; keep your chin up and try and enjoy the time off till you land something better</p><p>my company gives money to charities on behalf of us employees. we have no say in the matter.&nbsp; </p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/festivus-795671.jpg</p>

Drunky McBetidont
12-23-2006, 11:36 AM
one year I got $500.&nbsp; past few years i have worked for state or county schools so i get no bonus.&nbsp; i do get nice time off though.&nbsp; i think i prefer the time-off to the $.&nbsp; I still can't believe the morgan stanley thread and the $60 million bonus!&nbsp;

Keotok
12-23-2006, 12:55 PM
<p>Phixion, that really sucks, and I'm really sorry to hear about your situation. I truly hope that the new year brings you a much better position! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>As a crossing guard at an elementary school, I usually get cookies, candy, homemade christmas ornaments, and the occasional gift card to starbucks or dunkin' donuts. Pretty cool. Except that this year I was FIRED a week before xmas break. Political bullshit! Sucks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh, and my husband is in that small-company-bought-by-big-company situation. They never got bonuses per se, but they would get a nice little party (in a bar, not an office), and were allowed to leave early, and had the whole week off between xmas and new years. Not any more. Plus, we just found out that he does get a $1000 bonus, but if he gets fired or quits, he has to pay it back. It is considered more of an advance than a bonus. Assholes!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p> <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Keotok on 12-23-06 @ 4:56 PM</span>

spoon
12-23-2006, 01:17 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The company I work for was bought by a major corporation last January.&nbsp; We always got great bonuses, a raise, and a huge Christmas party.&nbsp; This year they said no raises, no bonuses, and just had some food catered in to the office as a &quot;party.&quot;&nbsp; Most of us boycotted it.&nbsp; </p><p>The corporation said there's no money for us because the company &quot;lost&quot; 6 million dollars this past year.&nbsp; Actually, they turned a 39 million dollar profit, but since they made 45 mil last year, in their minds they lost money. &nbsp;</p><p>I'll be job hunting come the new year. &nbsp;</p><p>Shit like this is all over and it's sickening.&nbsp; I love that somehow BestBuy and Circuit City are claiming losses too.&nbsp; Impossible or it shows their model for business is a fucking joke and all big comps should be disbanded and we have even stricter monopoly laws.&nbsp; Go to the CBS Radio website, not only do they own too many stations in all those markets, they almost all fucking suck.&nbsp; So they have a monopoly on the news and radio, one of the biggest no no as compared to a coffee franchise.&nbsp; We be in trouble middle class.</p><p>Sorry about the rant and really sorry for you Phix.&nbsp; I'm sure you'll land on the ole feet, but this is never pleasant.&nbsp; </p>

spoon
12-23-2006, 01:19 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>sorry to hear it Phix!&nbsp; keep your chin up and try and enjoy the time off till you land something better</p><p>my company gives money to charities on behalf of us employees. we have no say in the matter.&nbsp; </p><p>That's for their charity file and tax breaks.&nbsp; What a caring company!</p>

spoon
12-23-2006, 01:22 PM
<strong>betidont</strong> wrote:<br />one year I got $500.&nbsp; past few years i have worked for state or county schools so i get no bonus.&nbsp; i do get nice time off though.&nbsp; i think i prefer the time-off to the $.&nbsp; I still can't believe the morgan stanley thread and the $60 million bonus!&nbsp; <p>Right on betidont!&nbsp; I turned down a better paying job recently bc I'd lose 2 of my 4 weeks of vaca.&nbsp; No thanks, I do charity work, hockey camps and family vacations.&nbsp; There's no way I'm putting some shekels ahead of that.&nbsp; So nice call buddy.</p>

JoeYaDeadHomey
12-23-2006, 01:29 PM
<p>last year i got hired the first week of november. part of my &quot;training&quot; was to drive to baltimore meet a guy, take his work van, and drive to south carolina and run a complete parking ticketing system for the city of charleston. i go i stay there three weeks, work my ass off 18hours a day. prove im worth keeping, the guy in charge of the project from the home office in cali said that i was a great find, and i knew my shit blah blah blah.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>christmas eve, i get a call (not even meeting my supervisor in person) your fired. well send a fed ex with your last check and a return envelope for the company nextel.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>well that sucked. i feel your pain.. btw still have the nextel and its still active.&nbsp;</p>

sr71blackbird
12-23-2006, 01:49 PM
Wow Phix, that sucks ass!&nbsp; What kind of company was it?&nbsp; What were you doing?&nbsp; Was it UPS?&nbsp; I worked for them as a &quot;temp&quot; when I was between jobs and they only needed me up until Christmas and then I got the shaft!&nbsp; Fuckers!

phixion
12-24-2006, 07:26 AM
<p>sorry for the lapse between posts but yesterday was filled with massive alcohol consumption, about a quarter oz of weed filling my lungs, and unfruitful excursion to get my hands on acid or shrooms or some kind of hallucinogen. thanks everyone for your support it really mens alot to know im not alone in this.</p><p>and as far as who i work, or some kind uncaring financial institution, i shouldve prefaced it by saying i work my moms company and she is the one who is laying me and one more person off. i mean i understand it, our job was to get the website,&nbsp;mailing address, and principals name of every school in the nation, and a year and a half later we're just about to finish it off. so i get it i really do, but the timing is what sucks.</p><p>since i got kicked out of stony brook all i wanted to do was become a history teacher, thats it. ive been goign to school and ive made stony brook a distant memory, ive impressed almost every professor ive had, and ive been on the deans list since ive changed schools. but now&nbsp;i cant go to school because i need a fulltime job just to pay for my car. so my biggest worry is that im gonna end up finding a nice paying job in civil service somewhere, and eventually im gonna wake up realize i hate my job and life and wrap a noose around my neck.</p>

Tenbatsuzen
12-24-2006, 07:36 AM
<strong>phixion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>sorry for the lapse between posts but yesterday was filled with massive alcohol consumption, about a quarter oz of weed filling my lungs, and unfruitful excursion to get my hands on acid or shrooms or some kind of hallucinogen. thanks everyone for your support it really mens alot to know im not alone in this.</p><p>and as far as who i work, or some kind uncaring financial institution, i shouldve prefaced it by saying i work my moms company and she is the one who is laying me and one more person off. i mean i understand it, our job was to get the website, mailing address, and principals name of every school in the nation, and a year and a half later we're just about to finish it off. so i get it i really do, but the timing is what sucks.</p><p>since i got kicked out of stony brook all i wanted to do was become a history teacher, thats it. ive been goign to school and ive made stony brook a distant memory, ive impressed almost every professor ive had, and ive been on the deans list since ive changed schools. but now i cant go to school because i need a fulltime job just to pay for my car. so my biggest worry is that im gonna end up finding a nice paying job in civil service somewhere, and eventually im gonna wake up realize i hate my job and life and wrap a noose around my neck.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Phix:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>As an idea, have you tried a temping company or substitute teaching?&nbsp; Both have good money and flexible schedules.</p><p>Of course the down side of that is that you have to take a piss test, but life makes you sacrifice sometimes for happiness.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

mdr55
12-24-2006, 07:43 AM
Welcome to the Rat-race my friend.<br />

TheGameHHH
12-24-2006, 07:54 AM
im surprised it was a year's subscribtion to the jelly of the month club

StupidGirlllll
12-24-2006, 07:56 AM
<strong>phixion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>and as far as who i work, or some kind uncaring financial institution, i shouldve prefaced it by saying i work my moms company and she is the one who is laying me and one more person off. i mean i understand it, our job was to get the website,&nbsp;mailing address, and principals name of every school in the nation, and a year and a half later we're just about to finish it off. so i get it i really do, but the timing is what sucks.</p><p><font size="3">I would feel worse about it was my own mother laying me off, then losing my job..</font></p>

GonzoStyle
12-24-2006, 08:40 AM
<strong>phixion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>sorry for the lapse between posts but yesterday was filled with massive alcohol consumption, about a quarter oz of weed filling my lungs, and unfruitful excursion to get my hands on acid or shrooms or some kind of hallucinogen. thanks everyone for your support it really mens alot to know im not alone in this.</p><p>and as far as who i work, or some kind uncaring financial institution, i shouldve prefaced it by saying i work my moms company and she is the one who is laying me and one more person off. i mean i understand it, our job was to get the website,&nbsp;mailing address, and principals name of every school in the nation, and a year and a half later we're just about to finish it off. so i get it i really do, but the timing is what sucks.</p><p>since i got kicked out of stony brook all i wanted to do was become a history teacher, thats it. ive been goign to school and ive made stony brook a distant memory, ive impressed almost every professor ive had, and ive been on the deans list since ive changed schools. but now&nbsp;i cant go to school because i need a fulltime job just to pay for my car. so my biggest worry is that im gonna end up finding a nice paying job in civil service somewhere, and eventually im gonna wake up realize i hate my job and life and wrap a noose around my neck.</p><p>theres always night school, I mean if you really wanna do it, dont look for excuses why you cant, its a pain in the ass but if you want it that bad, you can get it done. You're just really pissed right now and it sucks big time, I was in your situation and now thats what im doing. I work a full time job and school at night to get my BS.</p>

walking joint
12-24-2006, 08:45 AM
that had to have sucked for your mom also.&nbsp; from the work you were doing you probably had an idea it was coming and she did what she had to do.&nbsp; it sucks, but not really her or the companies fault from what it sounds like.&nbsp; just the timing of you finishing and the time of year was bad.&nbsp; best of luck finding new work.&nbsp;

lintpit
12-24-2006, 08:47 AM
<p><font face="arial black,avant garde" size="2">My company had a party at the home terminal. 135 miles away. I drive between 2000 and 2500 miles a week. NOT driving on my day off. We got nothing . Not even a card.Good news is my wife just got mandated to work a double shift at the prison Christmas day.My 8 and 1 yr old sons are gonna love that.</font></p>

Crysie
12-26-2006, 05:50 PM
<p>Wow. Sorry to hear about that.</p><p>I got a Christmas card... with my name spelled wrong. Woot.</p>

angelinad128
12-26-2006, 06:01 PM
<p>Sorry to hear this, that sucks big time.</p><p>Just remember, New Year New Start!</p>