View Full Version : Win a Ron & Ron Shirt - Christmas Day Only!
MellySmelly
12-25-2006, 12:29 PM
<p>Paul-O is giving away a Ron and Ron shirt featuring Larry the Cable Guy to whoever submits the best Larry the Cable Guy limerick. Please post them HERE!!!!!!!!!! (<----inspired by reeshy) Do NOT pm them. You have until midnight tonight to post them, Paul-O will read them all and pick his favorite. We will announce the winner late tonight!</p><p>Merry Christmas!</p><p>(shirt size x-large)</p><p><img src="http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/6528/larryrx6.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="287" /></p>
FezPaul
12-25-2006, 12:48 PM
<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">There once was a comic from the south</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Who could barely put food in his mouth</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Then he started playin' to the rubes</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Now he's on the TV tube</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">And all his old friends are left out</font></strong></p>
junkiegymnast
12-25-2006, 01:57 PM
<p>There is a gentle man named Fez.</p><p>Who rarely keeps hair on his head.</p><p>His heart suffered an attack, </p><p>He broke Dawn Cumia's back.</p><p>and now his income is in the red.</p><p>:( </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
lintpit
12-25-2006, 02:38 PM
<p>A COMIC ONCE SAID 'GET ER DONE</p><p>I THOUGHT TO MYSELF MAN HOW DUMB</p><p>OLD LARRY LAYS CABLE</p><p>AND I'M SURE HE'S ABLE</p><p>SO WHY'S HE PRETEND TO BE SCUM??</p>
Mike Teacher
12-25-2006, 02:43 PM
<p>There once was a man from Peru</p><p>Whose Limericks stopped at line Two</p>
MellySmelly
12-25-2006, 05:10 PM
<p>It seems nobody likes poor Larry. lol I don't either.</p>
FUNKMAN
12-25-2006, 05:45 PM
<p>one day this cable guy named larry</p><p>to his sister he surely did marry</p><p>they squrted out some kids</p><p>whose heads looked like squids</p><p>and named one of them barry</p><p> </p><p>what the</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
lleeder
12-25-2006, 05:48 PM
<p>Why don't you pander to the poor and white</p><p>It will make you rich while they squeal with delight</p><p>Say stupid phrases with a gap tooth grin</p><p>And the next Presidential election you might win</p><p>Ask Larry and he'll tell you the same</p><p>Dumb and southern will win you lifes game</p><p> </p>
thepaulo
12-25-2006, 08:12 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>one day this cable guy named larry</p><p>to his sister he surely did marry</p><p>they squrted out some kids</p><p>whose heads looked like squids</p><p>and named one of them barry</p><p> </p><p>what the</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>one day is not enough time for quality submissions....under those circumstances.....funkman made a reference to marrying his sister which is always funny....but who the hell is barry?</p><p>funkman pm your address to me or melly</p>
FUNKMAN
12-26-2006, 07:45 AM
<strong>thepaulo</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>one day this cable guy named larry</p><p>to his sister he surely did marry</p><p>they squrted out some kids</p><p>whose heads looked like squids</p><p>and named one of them barry</p><p> </p><p>what the</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>one day is not enough time for quality submissions....under those circumstances.....funkman made a reference to marrying his sister which is always funny....but who the hell is barry?</p><p>funkman pm your address to me or melly</p><p>barry is my son -lol</p><p>i've pm'd you and although i feel this wasn't my best i will proudly wear Larry upon my chest - ewww</p>
spoon
12-26-2006, 01:16 PM
<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Paul-O is giving away a Ron and Ron shirt featuring Larry the Cable Guy to whoever submits the best Larry the Cable Guy limerick. Please post them HERE!!!!!!!!!! (<----inspired by reeshy) Do NOT pm them. You have until midnight tonight to post them, Paul-O will read them all and pick his favorite. We will announce the winner late tonight!</p><p>Merry Christmas!</p><p>(shirt size x-large)</p><p><img src="http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/6528/larryrx6.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="287" /></p><p>We're not your monkeys!! </p><p>That's Paul O's job. And Larry sucks indeed that one line hack!</p>
Fez4PrezN2008
12-26-2006, 01:21 PM
<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Paul-O is giving away a Ron and Ron shirt featuring Larry the Cable Guy to whoever submits the best Larry the Cable Guy limerick. Please post them HERE!!!!!!!!!! (<----inspired by reeshy) Do NOT pm them. You have until midnight tonight to post them, Paul-O will read them all and pick his favorite. We will announce the winner late tonight!</p><p>Merry Christmas!</p><p>(shirt size x-large)</p><p><img src="http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/6528/larryrx6.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="287" /></p><p>Fuck the t-shirt, I want those bitchin' satin sheets that its laying on. </p><p><font color="#ffffff">Are there any stains on that?</font></p>
Hottub
12-26-2006, 01:24 PM
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Paul-O is giving away a Ron and Ron shirt featuring Larry the Cable Guy to whoever submits the best Larry the Cable Guy limerick. Please post them HERE!!!!!!!!!! (<----inspired by reeshy) Do NOT pm them. You have until midnight tonight to post them, Paul-O will read them all and pick his favorite. We will announce the winner late tonight!</p><p>Merry Christmas!</p><p>(shirt size x-large)</p><p><img src="http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/6528/larryrx6.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="287" /></p><p>Fuck the t-shirt, I want those bitchin' satin sheets that its laying on. </p><p><font color="#ffffff">Are there any stains on that?</font></p><p>No you don't! The shirt is covering a huge stain!! Eeeewww!!</p>
Fez4PrezN2008
12-26-2006, 01:26 PM
<p>you forgot to check the white text</p><p><font color="#ffffff">Everybody knows by now I ALWAYS have some white-text shit to say... or they should</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">(your mom's box)</font></p>
Tall_James
12-26-2006, 01:31 PM
<p>There once was a comic whose schtick</p><p>Was to act like an undignified dick</p><p>Of his jokes, he only had one</p><p>Lamely shouting out "Git r done!!!"</p><p>And that got him the "Health Inspector" flick.</p><p> </p>
Hottub
12-26-2006, 01:35 PM
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you forgot to check the white text</p><p><font color="#ffffff">Everybody knows by now I ALWAYS have some white-text shit to say... or they should</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">(your mom's box)</font></p><p>You're right. I should know to check that by now!</p><p><font color="#ffffff">DICKHEAD!!!!</font></p>
Fez4PrezN2008
12-26-2006, 01:48 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you forgot to check the white text</p><p><font color="#ffffff">Everybody knows by now I ALWAYS have some white-text shit to say... or they should</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">(your mom's box)</font></p><p>You're right. I should know to check that by now!</p><p><font color="#ffffff">DICKHEAD!!!!</font></p><p>No problem !</p><p><font color="#ffffff">don't be pissed, "your mom's box" was not aimed at you, more like a general season's greetings to all.</font></p><p> </p>
Hottub
12-26-2006, 01:53 PM
<p>I'm not pissed at all.</p><p><font color="#ffffff">But that certainly does not take away from fact that you are a Rump Wrangler! :-%</font></p>
SatCam
12-26-2006, 02:18 PM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br><p>There once was a comic whose schtick</p><p>Was to act like an undignified dick</p><p>Of his jokes, he only had one</p><p>Lamely shouting out "Git r done!!!"</p><p>And that got him the "Health Inspector" flick.</p><p> </p><p></p>
There once was a man named Tall James<br />
Who liked to play paul-o's games<br />
He posted his rhyme but it wasn't on time<br />
Now he is taking names
Tall_James
12-26-2006, 09:28 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>There once was a comic whose schtick</p><p>Was to act like an undignified dick</p><p>Of his jokes, he only had one</p><p>Lamely shouting out "Git r done!!!"</p><p>And that got him the "Health Inspector" flick.</p><p> </p><p> </p>There once was a man named Tall James<br />Who liked to play paul-o's games<br />He posted his rhyme but it wasn't on time<br />Now he is taking names <p>I make my own rules. Word.</p>
MellySmelly
12-27-2006, 10:50 AM
<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>We're not your monkeys!! </p><p>That's Paul O's job. And Larry sucks indeed that one line hack!</p><p>Dance Monkeyboy Dance!</p>
mikeyboy
12-27-2006, 10:57 AM
<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>We're not your monkeys!! </p><p>That's Paul O's job. And Larry sucks indeed that one line hack!</p><p>Dance Monkeyboy Dance!</p><p>How did I get pulled into this?</p>
Marc with a c
12-27-2006, 10:57 AM
you're a good dancer
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