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reeshy

12-31-2006, 02:54 PM

Mojo...when you grow up...I'll tell you!!!!

cougarjake13

12-31-2006, 03:25 PM

reeshy is an awesome guyi apologize for my commentsno harm was intended

This message was edited by cougarjake13 on 12-31-06 @ 7:49 PM

reeshy

12-31-2006, 03:26 PM

What the fuck, Cougar...what did I ever do to you?

cougarjake13

12-31-2006, 03:35 PM

reeshy wrote: What the fuck, Cougar...what did I ever do to you? nothing at alljust trying to make a jokeyou do after all have a charlie manson sig and lash out a lot at peoplewont happen again sir

Fez4PrezN2008

12-31-2006, 04:10 PM

MessageBoardRon wrote: Ok, sorry first post...Saddam buried 300,000 people in the ground.  Not debatable.  I'm in the Army full time and have done the listen to the O&A show forever and got turned into Ron and Fez after the XM hook up.  And I'll say it R&F are what I listen too  "Hairy Elvis the Comic who only tells Jokes About Pants", damn is that funny... I'll do the honest thing....I listen to O&A to hear Anthony, Opie just is not funny and Jimmy...stop it already....in rehab at 17 because you were drunk and were walking down the street with a knife in your hand...no you were a teenager, a adosen..I can' spell it but you were it...if that is your story screw...NOt that I'm insulting your problem but stop claiming it...you, sir, are a...pho...Fake....another thing,,,,,bill burr I love him...or I did until he got the balls as a Comic?, on his Saturday night show to call guys in the Navy pussies and his co-host stating AA is for pussies as well..  We listened to you guys while we were in Iraq..Questions...Why have O or A  not called Jimmy out on his claims, friendship,? ........Why has Ron not either.?..I don't know..Probally experiance both in ...whatever.....WHy is Fez cute,.... and if all the shows are going to be honest.... when... And I'm sorry for this post....drunk and I wish you knew how long it took me to type this and fix the mistakes.......not as drunk to think that when you all read all of this your going to "dig" what I wrote...but then again I'm 29 and I used the slang term "dig"...groovy.... anyway this should sum it up......I am a Grateful Dead Fan and I Hate Black Sabbath.. Not So much as I hate them as I like them but I wont compare them..... ............P.S.....how did I do?.........................Wow... I nominate MessageBoardRod for MOD-ship for the open slot....or maybe just MOD-eration. At ease soldier... go easy on the fire water son.

Yerdaddy

01-01-2007, 01:46 AM

So I'm sitting in the hotel lobby in Amman, Jordan here and there are a couple of A-rabs in the lobby watching Al-YJazeera and I can make out that the news is something about Saddam and death -"moot" in A-rabic. There's a real conservative guy with a big old beard and western clothes watching intently with the crazy in his eyes and his wife in the full March of the Penguin suit sitting quietly next to him as he occasionally shouts at the tv. On the other side of the room is an older skinny guy with the full A-rab dress and the Yassir Arafat kifiyya on his head. He gave me sweets the night before because it's a three day holiday and you give sweets to guests in the Middle East on holidays. Both of these guys are Iraqis, I'm pretty sure. There's at least 300,000 Iraqis in Jordan because we turned Iraq into a squathole. I asked them "Is Saddam dead?" The fundy guy whips his head around and gives me the crazy eye. How dare I inquire about a dead Arab! The other guy asks me "Are you Dutch?" He's trying to deflate the situation - not wanting me confronting the crazy. He knows I'm American. I said I was American and asked again if he's dead? He said yes. I said "they killed him on the holiday?" I had understood some of the "man on the street" interviews on the TV and most A-rabs had said they only had a problem with the execution being during the holy day. He said yes. I said that's bad. The funamentalist guy looked confused. He didn't expect this military-looking American to understand this aspect. I said "but he's dead?" "Yes." I said "Same rope as Bush?" The nice guy laughed. The fundy looked at him and was angry for him talking to me. They began arguing about me as I drank my coffee pretending not to understand their dialect. The nice guy was basically reminded by my honesty - that both Saddam and Bush are scum - that I was to be respected and had decided to stand up to the  fundy - possibly an Iraqi insurgent, but no way to know really. What I had done is bring the ballance in the room to the ethics of the Middle East before the Iraq war. The people that hate westerners were few and were widely viewed to be disgracing Islam. Islam - dispite what you'll read from the Quran as quoted by Christian and Jewish fundy sources - places a high value on respecting non-Muslims, especially Christians and (now, not so much) Jews. The war has given the fundies the upper hand. But I was still able to give it back to the old-schooler. Before I left them to go download internet porn down the street. Watching A-rabic TV later on I literally had to pay close attention because I thought they were having some sort of sponsored call-in contest to win a million dollars if you could guess how many times Saddam bounced at the end of his rope. It was a huge media story and not just the news. The tone was pretty objective, from what I gathered. They showed half hour documentaries on his life. They included the famous pictures of the Kurds he gassed in Halabja, which means they were not pro-Saddam. But mainly it was American-style media sensationalism on all the channels. It was all fancy graphics and dramatic music to try to convince you that each station had THE Saddam stories today. Like usual, the A-rabs reminded me of Americans.The rest of the day, any time someone mentioned Saddam to me I just said "All ham to Allah" wich means "thanks to God" and they accepted it at face value, sometimes repeating the phrase to me. I left Bush out of it and just let them guess my feelings on the war. I got no hostility. Outside of the hotel lobby. I'm not sure why I've gotten a few emails warning me to be careful after the execution. I appreciate the concearn, but really, it's been commonly reported for years that Saddam has never been popular in the Middle East. His execution will change nothing, in Iraq or anywhere. Most A-rabs will just say "fuck hi

Yerdaddy

01-01-2007, 01:56 AM

And by the way Robert Fisk would be a good journalist if he weren't a liberal douchebag. But he tells half the story - the half that liberals want to hear - and then editorializes as though it was the whole story. So he sucks. Fuck him. Find out what Fareed Zakaria has to say about the execution and you might actually learn something useful. For you conservatives, look for George Will's collumn on it. Most of the rest is going to be retarded spin.

Bulldogcakes

01-01-2007, 03:43 AM

Yerdaddy wrote:"All ham to Allah" wich means "thanks to God"Ahhh so THATS why they dont eat pork.   Yerdaddy wrote: In an hour I leave for the airport to fly to Bankok. I'm bored with the Middle East. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070101/ap_on_re_as/thailand_bombs" target="_blank">Not exciting enough.</a> From the middle east to a coup? Do you do this on your own or work for a news organization of some sort?  And BTW, if you're going to be in Thailand, I have two words for you. Natt Chanapa.  Good read as usual, Yerdaddy. Now please stop spelling "balance" with 2 L's. Drives me nuts.     

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 1-1-07 @ 7:52 AM

sr71blackbird

01-01-2007, 05:03 AM

TokeOne

01-01-2007, 08:44 AM

I read the list of statements from a list of countries, organizations, etc. Most of them said that while they are opposed to the death penalty, he was a brutal dictator, Iraq is a sovereign nation,  and they hope Iraq can move on and establish peace. Two statements took delight in his death, Bush's statement and the statement from Iran. <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/29/hussein.world.reaction/index.html">http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/29/hussein.world.reaction/index.html</a>Iraqis are saying he was killed as a trophy to Iran.

Snacks

01-01-2007, 11:41 AM

TokeOne wrote: I read the list of statements from a list of countries, organizations, etc. Most of them said that while they are opposed to the death penalty, he was a brutal dictator, Iraq is a sovereign nation,  and they hope Iraq can move on and establish peace. Two statements took delight in his death, Bush's statement and the statement from Iran. <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/29/hussein.world.reaction/index.html">http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/29/hussein.world.reaction/index.html</a>Iraqis are saying he was killed as a trophy to Iran. See that is why we needed to mind our own business. Bush and all his people think they knew what people from another country wanted and what we wanted. So we go over there thinking they will love us and they dont. You cant know what people think or want, living in a different part of the world. Just b/c Bush wanted him dead doesnt mean the rest of the world did or wanted it. Thats why only Iran, Bush and Blair think this is the greatest thing since jesus was made up.

EffMeBoobs

01-01-2007, 01:05 PM

Yerdaddy wrote: In an hour I leave for the airport to fly to Bankok. I'm bored with the Middle East. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070101/ap_on_re_as/thailand_bombs" target="_blank">Not exciting enough.</a>I'm really nervous for Yerdaddy.

keithy_19

01-01-2007, 01:57 PM

Snacks wrote: TokeOne wrote: I read the list of statements from a list of countries, organizations, etc. Most of them said that while they are opposed to the death penalty, he was a brutal dictator, Iraq is a sovereign nation,  and they hope Iraq can move on and establish peace. Two statements took delight in his death, Bush's statement and the statement from Iran. <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/29/hussein.world.reaction/index.html">http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/29/hussein.world.reaction/index.html</a>Iraqis are saying he was killed as a trophy to Iran. See that is why we needed to mind our own business. Bush and all his people think they knew what people from another country wanted and what we wanted. So we go over there thinking they will love us and they dont. You cant know what people think or want, living in a different part of the world. Just b/c Bush wanted him dead doesnt mean the rest of the world did or wanted it. Thats why only Iran, Bush and Blair think this is the greatest thing since jesus was made up. I'm positive there are a lot of people in Iraq who are happy to see Saddam dead. And your last comment about Jesus was a terrible attempt at a joke (I'm assuming).

Bulldogcakes

01-01-2007, 03:59 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: Yerdaddy wrote: In an hour I leave for the airport to fly to Bankok. I'm bored with the Middle East. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070101/ap_on_re_as/thailand_bombs" target="_blank">Not exciting enough.</a>I'm really nervous for Yerdaddy. Despite the fact they just had a military coup, its not considered dangerous there. From what I understand about the situation, it was actually supported by much of the public. Plus its Thailand, and democracy is the exception, not the rule there. So its almost a bit of a joke among the locals. Plus Thai chicks are super hot.

Doctor Z

01-01-2007, 04:14 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Plus Thai chicks are super hot. Damn straight!<img src="http://frank.itlab.us/thailand_2003/smiling_thai_drinking_tn.jpg" border="0" alt="thai boy" title="thai boy" width="300" height="424" />

mendyweiss

01-01-2007, 04:18 PM

Yerdaddy wrote:"He gave me sweets the night before "That's not code for something bad, is it ?

TheMojoPin

01-01-2007, 04:31 PM

Yerdaddy, I spent my high school years living in Bangkok.  E-mail me if you want the 2 baht tour.

Bulldogcakes

01-01-2007, 04:46 PM

Doctor_Z wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Plus Thai chicks are super hot. Damn straight! I was thinking more of something like this<img src="http://www.asiancravin.com/images/2006/Natt-Chanapa/IByw59Jvss.jpg" border="0" width="450" height="675" />

ralphbxny

01-01-2007, 04:59 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Doctor_Z wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Plus Thai chicks are super hot. Damn straight! I was thinking more of something like this<img src="http://www.asiancravin.com/images/2006/Natt-Chanapa/IByw59Jvss.jpg" border="0" width="450" height="675" /> I just wanted to put this pic up again !

Snacks

01-01-2007, 05:27 PM

A.J.

01-02-2007, 02:58 AM

Yerdaddy

01-02-2007, 09:23 AM

I'm all good. I got in about 12 hours ago and had forgotten all about the bombings until I remembered this thread. I didn't even notice any big security presence in the airport, but then I've been in the ME for two years. The backpacker's ghetto is apparently more packed than it's been in recent years - according to people who've been here before. Eh. I saw my first hot ladyboy, so it aint bombs I'm worried about getting smuggled.

Furtherman

01-02-2007, 09:41 AM

I watched the hanging and had the same feeling when I ate my cereal this morning.  Ehhh.Don't you all just feel safer now that he's gone?   Call me when we get Osama.

Dougie Brootal

01-02-2007, 09:45 AM

keithy_19 wrote: Snacks wrote: TokeOne wrote: I read the list of statements from a list of countries, organizations, etc. Most of them said that while they are opposed to the death penalty, he was a brutal dictator, Iraq is a sovereign nation,  and they hope Iraq can move on and establish peace. Two statements took delight in his death, Bush's statement and the statement from Iran. <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/29/hussein.world.reaction/index.html">http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/29/hussein.world.reaction/index.html</a>Iraqis are saying he was killed as a trophy to Iran. See that is why we needed to mind our own business. Bush and all his people think they knew what people from another country wanted and what we wanted. So we go over there thinking they will love us and they dont. You cant know what people think or want, living in a different part of the world. Just b/c Bush wanted him dead doesnt mean the rest of the world did or wanted it. Thats why only Iran, Bush and Blair think this is the greatest thing since jesus was made up. And your last comment about Jesus was a terrible attempt at a joke (I'm assuming). terrible attempt at a joke?!?   Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Furtherman

01-02-2007, 09:50 AM

douggrasso wrote:  And your last comment about Jesus was a terrible attempt at a joke (I'm assuming). terrible attempt at a joke?!?   Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...Pssst.. Keithy... he's right!

keithy_19

01-02-2007, 06:43 PM

He's not right. Jesus is a historical figure who did live. There are records of that.If he had said that it was the best thing since Christianity was made up, or, that Jesus was the messiah, than I would say fine. But Jesus did live on the earth. 

This message was edited by keithy_19 on 1-2-07 @ 10:44 PM

Yerdaddy

01-02-2007, 11:52 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Yerdaddy wrote: "All ham to Allah" wich means "thanks to God"Ahhh so THATS why they dont eat pork. Seriously, god can eat more bacon any man ever seen! More than Moe even. Why else would you forbid your followers from touchin yo shit! Yerdaddy wrote:  In an hour I leave for the airport to fly to Bankok. I'm bored with the Middle East. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070101/ap_on_re_as/thailand_bombs" target="_blank">Not exciting enough.</a> From the middle east to a coup? Do you do this on your own or work for a news organization of some sort?  And BTW, if you're going to be in Thailand, I have two words for you. Natt Chanapa.  Good read as usual, Yerdaddy. Now please stop spelling "balance" with 2 L's. Drives me nuts.     This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 1-1-07 @ 7:52 AM You spel ballance your way I'll spel it mine!You know, here in Bangkok the dudes don't wear skirts like they do aparently in the north and south. But it's hot as fuck - midle of winter - and I'm sportin the yemeni skirts again. I'm geting looks like I'm the American ladyboy and I'm thinking I may have found a way to get 50 year old German men to pay for my pad tais and chap bobles. "Me suckie suckie, Dude."

reeshy

01-02-2007, 11:57 PM

I just checked....Saddam.....Still Dead!!!!!!

Yerdaddy

01-03-2007, 12:54 AM

keithy_19 wrote: He's not right. Jesus is a historical figure who did live. There are records of that.If he had said that it was the best thing since Christianity was made up, or, that Jesus was the messiah, than I would say fine. But Jesus did live on the earth. This message was edited by keithy_19 on 1-2-07 @ 10:44 PM None of the records were written while Jesus was alive. The very earliest source was fifty years after he died - allegedly - twice - and nobody who wrote about "him" ever actually met "him". That doesn't mean he didn't exist - he probably did - but that it is arguable. Therefore, no reason to get yer tit in a ringer over a joke. Use it as an excuse to do some homework if you love the guy so much. I also heard he was a ni <img src="http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/saddles/images/nig'.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="238" align="textTop" />

Furtherman

01-03-2007, 07:27 AM

keithy_19 wrote: He's not right. He is right.  So is Yerdaddy.

Snacks

01-03-2007, 09:02 AM

Furtherman wrote: keithy_19 wrote: He's not right. He is right.  So is Yerdaddy.I didnt think a truthful joke would bring so much reaction. Sorry, but thanks yerdaddy I knew I was right. I just like to hear it from time to time.Be safe in the middle east!!!

Dougie Brootal

01-03-2007, 09:16 AM

Yerdaddy wrote: keithy_19 wrote: He's not right. Jesus is a historical figure who did live. There are records of that.If he had said that it was the best thing since Christianity was made up, or, that Jesus was the messiah, than I would say fine. But Jesus did live on the earth. This message was edited by keithy_19 on 1-2-07 @ 10:44 PM None of the records were written while Jesus was alive. The very earliest source was fifty years after he died - allegedly - twice - and nobody who wrote about "him" ever actually met "him". That doesn't mean he didn't exist - he probably did - but that it is arguable. Therefore, no reason to get yer tit in a ringer over a joke. Use it as an excuse to do some homework if you love the guy so much. I also heard he was a ni <img src="http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/saddles/images/nig'.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="238" align="textTop" />"whatchoo talkin bout, yerdaddy?"<img src="http://www.lillyofthevalleyva.com/BlackJesusMontage(c)BarzoniARTCOM10055775.jpg" border="0" width="381" height="480" />

Bulldogcakes

01-11-2007, 04:37 PM

sr71blackbird

01-14-2007, 04:30 PM

Now some boys have <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070114/ap_on_re_mi_ea/saddam_mimicry_hangings" target="_blank">hung themselves</a> copying the Saddam hanging...Do you think that the hanging should not have been televised?  Is this the medias fault or the parents?

PapaBear

01-14-2007, 04:48 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: Now some boys have <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070114/ap_on_re_mi_ea/saddam_mimicry_hangings" target="_blank">hung themselves</a> copying the Saddam hanging...Do you think that the hanging should not have been televised?  Is this the medias fault or the parents?They would have killed themselves eventually, if they had never seen the video.

Team_Ramrod

01-14-2007, 04:51 PM

Sure, there will always be copycat happenings following an event like this. Remember the kids dying in sewers after Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles came out?Aside from these horrible stories there is some good that comes out of Saddams death...                    HUMOUR!<a onclick="return fitsInWindow();"><img src="http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2702/saddamscat0057xn2.gif" border="0" alt="img143/2702/saddamscat0057xn2.gif" title="Click to visit ImageShack for Image Hosting!" width="250" height="288" /></a>

sr71blackbird

01-14-2007, 05:21 PM

I'm wondering, these parents are blaiming TV for their kids deaths, but in a way, isn't this partly Saddams fault too?  If he didnt do what he did, they wouldnt have hung him and it wouldnt have been televised!

mdr55

01-14-2007, 05:24 PM

If Bush had never gone into Iraq......this would never had happened.<img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/df/Wackybye01.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="240" />

sr71blackbird

01-14-2007, 05:33 PM

But Bush went into Iraq because of Saddam...

mdr55

01-14-2007, 05:38 PM

Ohhh reallyyyy. <img src="http://www.rabbit-guide.info/bugspics/tn_205px-Bugs_Bunny1.jpg" border="0" width="109" height="159" />

sr71blackbird

01-14-2007, 05:45 PM

So now, Saddam is causing even MORE deaths!

mdr55

01-14-2007, 05:47 PM

Who a thunk it?<img src="http://www.mbhs.edu/~jkaluta/fall_2004/mickey_mouse.jpg" border="0" width="221" height="275" /> Time to smoke more bushes.

mdr55

01-14-2007, 05:49 PM

O<img src="http://www.e-cards.nu/e-cards/images/pooh.jpg" border="0" width="235" height="196" />

PapaBear

01-14-2007, 08:56 PM

<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070115/ts_nm/iraq_saddam_lawyer_dc_2">SADDAM HAD AIDS!!!</a>Uh... I mean aides. Now they're dead, too.

Yerdaddy

01-14-2007, 09:43 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: Now some boys have <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070114/ap_on_re_mi_ea/saddam_mimicry_hangings" target="_blank">hung themselves</a> copying the Saddam hanging...Do you think that the hanging should not have been televised?  Is this the medias fault or the parents?So how'd they know they were copying Saddam? Did they have Scott Tennerman's pubes glued to their faces and Ted Kennedy's tits hung under their eyes and screaming "I'm the king of the world!!!!" when they died?

Tazz

01-15-2007, 05:52 AM

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/01/15/iraq.executions/index.html">Whoops...Saddam's Half-Brother's Head Fell Off... </a>

This message was edited by Tazz on 1-15-07 @ 9:53 AM

sr71blackbird

01-15-2007, 06:00 AM

I am not a big fan of the Iraqi noose tying technique. 

Yerdaddy

01-15-2007, 07:50 AM

It't OK, just put it in his dad bagh. ::Sheepy trumpet:: Damn you Funkman!

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 1-15-07 @ 11:52 AM

cougarjake13

01-15-2007, 10:14 AM

sr71blackbird wrote: Now some boys have <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070114/ap_on_re_mi_ea/saddam_mimicry_hangings" target="_blank">hung themselves</a> copying the Saddam hanging...Do you think that the hanging should not have been televised?  Is this the medias fault or the parents?fuck emif they're stupid enough to imitate what they see on tv then i just consider it thinning the herdnatural selection and darwinism at its best