It's 11:45PM and I'm alone...

[DolaMight]

<p>I'm Drunk, Lonely and Jealous. It's 11:45 and I've no prospects apart from my best friends dog. My groin is tingling and I can't help myself, it's a win-win afterall. Frux it I'm goin for her, I know she's into it she's been panting at me all night. </p><p>I'm grabbin some skippy's and checkin out the throwmat with a &quot;female&quot; dog. I just hope everyone else is as lucky as I am this 2k7 eve.</p><p>ruff ruff&nbsp;</p><p>Humanmeat&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

lord of iron????

[DJEvelEd]

<p>My Sweety fell asleep on the couch. I'm kinda mad because she told me I didn't know how to cook and then proceeded to put my potatoes in oil that wasn't hot yet. They came out soggy. </p><p>Now she passed out! I'm kinda alone too!</p><p>Goddamn potatoes!!!</p>

[reeshy]

My judy is in the shower washing all the kevin shame off of her!!!

[Don Stugots]

i like that one.&nbsp;

[Fallon]

It's 11:45... Do you know where your 100%Muscle is?

[Friday]

You could have been rubbing the Vicks Vapo on my chest... don't say I never offered!!<br />

[DJEvelEd]

<p>OK Sweety went to bed and I'm sitting here watching the Honeymooners marathon on the big screen and ESPN2 on TV. </p><p>Anything else on?</p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>Ooh OOh Cheaters is on!</p><p>I love when they catch people cheating with all the cameras &amp; shit!</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br />You could have been rubbing the Vicks Vapo on my chest... don't say I never offered!!<br /> <p>&nbsp;ill be right over.<br /> </p>