poor mikey d

[thatsterrific]

Wow.....thats all I can really say. I didn't even think it was possible. And I was with Earl, I almost passed out. His fucking dick broke!

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">It's his fault for being in such a http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/emoticons/2.gif</font></strong>

[hotshot70]

I almost passed out too! I didn't do anything that severe, but I once bent it enough to where I was scared. All jokes aside, if this is true, I honestly hope mikey will be ok. Those damn doctors should have had him in the hospital to make sure it could be saved. The longer you are away from a doctor with a broken bone, the harder it is to set it correctly. I think the cock would be similar. Seriously, take care!

[lintpit]

<p><font face="impact,chicago" size="3">COMING SOON... A RonnFez Production...A story so horrific, so frightening it can only be seen on radio...MikeyD starring in :</font></p><p><em><font face="Impact" size="5">Broke&nbsp; Cock&nbsp; Mountin'</font></em></p>

[nwm]

<p>If Earl is reading this<font size="7"> HIS DICK BROKE!!</font><font size="1">&nbsp; hope it heals up real soon, but in the meantime can i get Mikey D's women that he can't screw now?</font></p>

[JimmyDuvet]

<p>Leave it to Mikey D to go off all half-cocked.</p><p>That's terrible...I'm sorry.</p>

[buckcorncobb]

Wow that sounds hot.I can't believe his quack doctor told him to do nothing..WOW...maybe he could spray some frabreezze on it...

[MuleBrenner]

<p>Maybe he should just rub some peanut butter on it.........</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

<img src="http://www.cok.net/photos/misc/food/food-eggplant.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="180" />

[hurlmon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>If his ball bag doesn't drain on it's own they are&nbsp;going to slice him and put a drainage tube in it so it can drain into some gauze that he'll be keeping in his underwear.</p><p>&nbsp;I had a testicle removed due to cancer and woke up the next morning with a black cantaloupe in my lap due to some bleeding.&nbsp; When it didn't go down after a few days the put the drainage tube in.&nbsp; Picture a rubber tube with a safty pin through it hanging out of your bag. (the safety pin keeps it from slipping into the bag).&nbsp; </p><p>At least I didn't have a eggplant shlong.&nbsp; Good times.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I heard about this 2nd hand, but just wanted to say &quot;Sorry&quot; to hear about that to MIkey D and I hope he's back to normal soon.</p><p>I know it turned into a bit, and even a few funny parody songs in the works, but I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, let alone a good Ron and Fez show friend/former producer.</p>

[wonderwoman]

<p>I THINK HE SHOULD'VE GONE TO THE ER AS SOON AS IT HAPPENNED, THAT'S SOMETHING SERIOUS THAT YOU SHOULDNT LET WAIT. HE COULD BE DOING MORE HARM THAN GOOD BY NOT GOING TO THE HOSPITAL AND GETTING IT TAKING CARE OF RIGHT AWAY. I'M SORRY TO SAY BUT WHAT KIND OF QUAK DOCTOR TELLS YOU&nbsp;TO WAIT WITH AN INJURY THAT SERIOUS TO BE LOOKED AT AND TAKEN CARE OF. &nbsp;WHO WANTS TO BE IN PAIN AS LONG AS HE HAS, C'MON THAT'S CRAZY TALK TO BE IN SO MUCH PAIN UNECESSARILY. HE NEEDS TAKE HIS ASS TO THE HOSPITAL AND BE DONE WITH IT. THE HELL WITH THE DOCTORS. LIKE I SAID ME PERSONALLY IF I WAS A GUY MY ASS WOULD BE IN THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;I HONESTLY DIDNT THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO BREAK UNTIL I HEARD MIKEY D TALKING. POOR GUY I FEEL FOR HIM. THAT KIND OF PAIN IM SURE IS UNBEAREABLE.</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" />&nbsp;BEST WISHES TO MIKEYD FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY.</p>

[ralphbxny]

<font size="7">HIS DICK BROKE!!!!</font>

[yomudder21]

<p><font size="4">Well if you are ever in bad graces with the show all you have to do is snap your dick and they will welcome you back on with open arms.</font></p><p><font size="4">Keep that in mind Tender Pullman!</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>I intentionally bend my dick sometimes. It only bends one way when it's hard. When it's soft, I pull the skin over the top and play peek-a-boo. Sometimes I pull my ball skin over the whole package and pretend I'm an angel.</p><p>Sometimes I make it talk to me. I stopped short of drawing eyes on it though.</p>

[burrben]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="7">HIS DICK BROKE!!!!</font> <p><font size="7"><strong>HIS DICK BROKE!!!!</strong></font></p>

[SilentSpic]

<strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I intentionally bend my dick sometimes. It only bends one way when it's hard. When it's soft, I pull the skin over the top and play peek-a-boo. Sometimes I pull my ball skin over the whole package and pretend I'm an angel.</p><p>Sometimes I make it talk to me. I stopped short of drawing eyes on it though.</p><p>Thanks for the visual!</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="4">Well if you are ever in bad graces with the show all you have to do is snap your dick and they will welcome you back on with open arms.</font></p><p><font size="4">Keep that in mind Tender Pullman!</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" width="28" height="30" /><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>It's really too bad. The poor guy is now going to have a severe hook in his hog because the scar tissue is going to build up on the side that he bent it to when he BROKE HIS DICK.</p><p><img src="http://ca.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9FJqhlBBZxFjb4A24P2FAx./SIG=1261dje8a/EXP=1167939265/**http%3A//www.team-swap.com/Images/left-turn-sign.jpg" border="0" width="160" height="160" /></p>

[DJEvelEd]

<strong>SilentSpic</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I intentionally bend my dick sometimes. It only bends one way when it's hard. When it's soft, I pull the skin over the top and play peek-a-boo. Sometimes I pull my ball skin over the whole package and pretend I'm an angel.</p><p>Sometimes I make it talk to me. I stopped short of drawing eyes on it though.</p><p>Thanks for the visual!</p><p>&nbsp;Like you've never done that.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[yomudder21]

<p><font size="3">Is it gay that I almost want to see it (no homo).&nbsp; I was holding myself listening because I could not deal with the pain or the thought of having a black, broken dick.</font></p><p><font size="3">Maybe MikeyD should post some pics so we can all be updated with the progress (once again no homo).&nbsp;</font></p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">Is it gay that I almost want to see it (no homo).&nbsp; I was holding myself listening because I could not deal with the pain or the thought of having a black, broken dick.</font></p><p><font size="3">Maybe MikeyD should post some pics so we can all be updated with the progress (once again no homo).&nbsp;</font></p><p>its not gay to want to see it.&nbsp; hell it aint gay if you suck a dick every now and then as long as you keep your eyes closed and picture hot chicks.</p>

[Bueller]

I liked the broken dic card holder call today totally LMAO

[hotshot70]

So is he now speaking with broken dick-tion? (I know its lame. car crash me and lets move on)

[lintpit]

<strong>lintpit</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="impact,chicago" size="3">COMING SOON... A RonnFez Production...A story so horrific, so frightening it can only be seen on radio...MikeyD starring in :</font></p><p><em><font face="Impact" size="5">Broke&nbsp; Cock&nbsp; Mountin'</font></em></p><p>I liked what I wrote so much I had to say it again! </p>

[DJEvelEd]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>lintpit</strong> wrote:<br><strong>lintpit</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="impact,chicago" size="3">COMING SOON... A RonnFez Production...A story so horrific, so frightening it can only be seen on radio...MikeyD starring in :</font></p><p><em><font face="Impact" size="5">Brokeÿ Cockÿ Mountin'</font></em></p><p>I liked what I wrote so much I had to say it again! </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

[ihaveabadmonkey]

<img src="http://shurikv.tripod.com/useless/sick_pix/broken_dick.JPG" border="0" alt="broken dick" title="broken dick" width="691" height="563" />

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Frankly bad monkey, I don't see what that picture has to do with this topic</p>

[ihaveabadmonkey]

an x-ray of a broken dick

[Jake_Guiliani]

<strong>lintpit</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="impact,chicago" size="3">COMING SOON... A RonnFez Production...A story so horrific, so frightening it can only be seen on radio...MikeyD starring in :</font></p><p><em><font face="Impact" size="5">Broke Cock Mountin'</font></em></p><p>&nbsp;hoohoo... you're rippin' me off!!!</p>

[rmbeast78]

Earl needs to man up!!

[spadanko]

<p>wait... did you just say....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="7"></font></p><p><font size="7"><strong>HIS DICK BROKE!!!!!!!!!</strong></font></p>

[Midkiff]

<p><strong><font size="7">HE BROKE HIS DICK!</font></strong></p>

[Kevin]

<p><font size="7" color="#0000ff">HIS DICK BROKE!!!!</font></p><p><font size="7" color="#0000ff">!!!!!!!!!!</font></p><p><font size="7" color="#0000ff">!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font></p><p><font size="7" color="#0000ff"></font></p>

[Bueller]

Dude we haven't had an update, what's going on with you budday?

[angelinad128]

I thought it was just me, but I guess he never called in with an update.&nbsp; I'm thinking no news is good news?

[hotshot70]

seriously, how is he doing? We all kid around, but I would never wish an injury of this nature on anyone. get well soon. MikeyD. Just remember next time, look both ways before entering.

[J.R.]

From this point on the term &quot;Get Bent&quot; will now be&nbsp;known as&nbsp;&quot;Get Mikey D'd&quot; in his honor.

[Bueller]

I thought it was Mikey B.