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GORILLABOB

01-02-2007, 09:31 PM

Tuesday's show was great again and Ron had many wonderful lines...and as usual one of his lines brought me right back to my childhood in Staten Island. Earl got smashed in the face, probably by Dave's knee, and Ron shouted "rub some dirt in it!"                                                           As he said it I remembered all those times as a kid, playing in the vacant lots and getting cut and bruised up, and one of my dopey friends yelling the same thing.We'd come home with scabs caked with mud and someone's mom would lose their mind over it. My mom once asked if I was retarded because I rubbed dirt into a cut. I told her"thats what the Indians used to do" and my Dad shouted from the next room,"thats why we aint got no fuckin Indians anymore."                                       Sorry to rant on, but an artist is supposed to transport you to another time and place and thats just what happens on the RON AND FEZ SHOW.    Happy New Year

hotshot70

01-02-2007, 09:52 PM

My favorite FEZ line was when Fez was hanging his legs over the window and said:I'm gonna die in a funny wig!Also when he said that ESD was too stupid to help! lol

DJEvelEd

01-02-2007, 09:54 PM

I like when Payton Manning is getting coffee and the screaming kid falls on the floor.Payton: "Shake it off Johnny, rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine! Pop up Pop up!"<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBalnYaqVXI&mode=related&search">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBalnYaqVXI&mode=related&search</a>=That scream is the most girlish, gayest scream EVER, only to be rivaled by the fat kid in "Accepted's" womanly scream at the mental hospital.<img src="http://images.zap2it.com/20060815/jonahhill_accepted_240.jpg" border="0" width="254" height="211" /><img src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/promoimages/movies/a/accepted/weiner/281x211.jpg" border="0" width="281" height="211" /> Ron cracks me up! I'm replaying it.

MrMarcus

01-03-2007, 08:05 AM

My favorite was his line to the widow Betty Ford, Betty, have a drink. Priceless.

Sheeplovr

01-03-2007, 08:12 AM

GORILLABOB wrote: one of his lines brought me right back to my childhood in Staten Island. why with the back handed compliment being reminded of statan island sounds past horrid

Don Stugots

01-03-2007, 08:31 AM

Sheeplovr wrote: GORILLABOB wrote: one of his lines brought me right back to my childhood in Staten Island. why with the back handed compliment being reminded of statan island sounds past horrid  Bob, you have my deepest sympathy.  god speed.

burrben

01-03-2007, 08:34 AM

"i bet you do, thin d"probably not new but kept me laughing "jinx, you owe me a line of coke"

GORILLABOB

01-03-2007, 06:54 PM

Don S., Sheepy...thank you for the sympathy.I hope fezzy takes the Bridge tour this weekend

Bellyfullasnot

01-03-2007, 08:03 PM

Let us not forget "..so, I got two radio shows."

Jughead

01-03-2007, 08:11 PM

Its a collector item??ok lets pick up this phone ......Now  its a Ron Bennington phone!!!!!!!

This message was edited by jughead46041 on 1-4-07 @ 12:11 AM

sithlord

01-08-2007, 03:43 AM

Boy Ron gets out so many one liners everyday that your bound to miss some. I was re-listening to East side Dave drinking show the other day and Dave was viewing it as some kind of got epic feats of strength. At sme point on said "it's drinking Dave it's not the Iditarod, which to you is porn". That killed me. I mean to reference the Iditarod is one thing but to that quickly turn it into a joke. Unbelievable.

Judge Smails

01-09-2007, 01:05 PM

Dave:  I am not drunk.  You want to smell my breath?Ron:  Ewwwww.  At best is smells like boiled potatos.  At worst it smells like a dog's dick.

FUNKMAN

01-09-2007, 02:35 PM

When Dave couldn't get to the booth and to Earl. In his frustration he asked Ronnie if Earl was laughing. Ronnie replied"yeah he's got his dick out and he's pointing at it "

AirJordanJoe

01-09-2007, 03:48 PM

"you're going to heaven, Earl, and it's going to be fried chicken and sweet, sweet pussy for eternity"

Sounds like heaven to me.

SouthSideJohnny

01-11-2007, 07:52 AM

From 01/10 - It smells like a mummy shit itselfA close second - Was a monky fucking a corpse in here?