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Sheeplovr
01-03-2007, 06:27 PM
<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16157113/">theres a problem in india with too small penises for condoms</a></p><p>i think pakistan just won the war&nbsp;</p>

narc
01-03-2007, 06:39 PM
So if you had to go to a PMIA prison, India's the place to do it?

Gvac
01-03-2007, 06:40 PM
Did you think it was a coincidence that Ghandi was such a pussy?

narc
01-03-2007, 06:45 PM
By the way, I thought condoms only tear if you're way too big for them, not the other way around.

Gvac
01-03-2007, 06:46 PM
<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />By the way, I thought condoms only tear if you're way too big for them, not the other way around. <p>Been kidding yourself, eh narc?&nbsp;</p>

narc
01-03-2007, 06:50 PM
<p>I usually like to put 4 or 5 on at once to make it look bigger. </p><p>Also, because of the chicks I'm with....</p>

flavopop
01-03-2007, 06:54 PM
<p>Ok, so indian dudes have small schweens....</p><p>Here's the question, Indian Chicks, hot or not?</p><p>I find them a little exotic my friends.&nbsp;&nbsp; Chuck a clothspin and a weed whacker in the the mix and Id say ya got yourself a party!&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Kevin
01-03-2007, 06:55 PM
Well they are Technically Asian.....

narc
01-03-2007, 06:59 PM
<strong>flavopop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ok, so indian dudes have small schweens....</p><p>Here's the question, Indian Chicks, hot or not?</p><p>I find them a little exotic my friends.&nbsp;&nbsp; Chuck a clothspin and a weed whacker in the the mix and Id say ya got yourself a party!&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I grew up with a bunch of South Asian gals, and they've just never done it for me. But I have friends that dig them in a big big way. </p>

Recyclerz
01-03-2007, 07:09 PM
<p><img src="http://www.sysindia.net/gallery/photos/1_celibrity_230.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="513" /></p><p>I'm cashing my 401(k) &amp; IRAs into rupees and buying a one-way ticket to Mumbai.&nbsp; I just figured out my purpose in life.&nbsp; Can somebody record the next ten years of R&amp;F's shows for me?&nbsp; Thanks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

DJEvelEd
01-03-2007, 07:11 PM
<p>Are the men &amp; women circumsized there?</p><p>There not so cocksure anymore.</p>

Jughead
01-03-2007, 07:20 PM
I'll take the under on broken Cocks there....

A.J.
01-04-2007, 03:27 AM
<p>Poor Manjula.</p><p><img src="http://www.provocativeplanet.com/pics/apu.jpg" border="0" width="256" height="192" /></p>

MadMatt
01-04-2007, 04:12 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Poor Manjula.</p><p><img src="http://www.provocativeplanet.com/pics/apu.jpg" border="0" width="256" height="192" /></p><p>Apparently it worked well enough.&nbsp; They have&nbsp;<strong>8</strong> kids!</p><p><img src="http://www.lardlad.com/images/promo/thumbs/babf03.gif" border="0" width="102" height="82" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 1-4-07 @ 8:13 AM</span>

bobrobot
01-04-2007, 04:16 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000080">This would explain the sheer enormity of that King of Instruments, the Sitar!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"><img src="http://www.redhaus.com/travel/india_01/photos/benares_sitar_baba.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="229" /></font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">overcompensation...</font></strong></p>

DJEvelEd
01-04-2007, 05:11 AM
I doubt they'd wash it anyway. That's why God gave us the big cocks and running water.

Yerdaddy
01-04-2007, 06:31 AM
<strong>Recyclerz</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://www.sysindia.net/gallery/photos/1_celibrity_230.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="513" /></p><p>I'm cashing my 401(k) &amp; IRAs into rupees and buying a one-way ticket to Mumbai.&nbsp; I just figured out my purpose in life.&nbsp; Can somebody record the next ten years of R&amp;F's shows for me?&nbsp; Thanks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm right around the corner from there. I'll meet you in Itibitipunani.</p>

FUNKMAN
01-04-2007, 06:39 AM
<p>i think the saying in India is</p><p>&quot; me love you short time &quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; not sure though</p>

FUNKMAN
01-04-2007, 06:41 AM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000080">This would explain the sheer enormity of that King of Instruments, the Sitar!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"><img src="http://www.redhaus.com/travel/india_01/photos/benares_sitar_baba.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="229" /></font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">overcompensation...</font></strong></p><p>you should write&nbsp;a tune Bobo &quot; While My Sitar Gently Weeps &quot;...</p>

Bulldogcakes
01-04-2007, 05:09 PM
<p>Well, there goes the &quot;Dark skinned people have bigger dicks&quot; theory.</p><p>I'm replacing it with my new theory &quot;Curry makes your dick shrink&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 1-4-07 @ 9:10 PM</span>

Yerdaddy
01-05-2007, 04:27 AM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Well, there goes the &quot;Dark skinned people have bigger dicks&quot; theory.</p><p>I'm replacing it with my new theory &quot;Curry makes your dick shrink&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 1-4-07 @ 9:10 PM</span> </p><p>So I should only bang the hookers here who are eating curry. Gotcha.</p>

mendyweiss
01-05-2007, 04:39 AM
<img src="http://www.politicaldogs.org/uploaded_images/Indiancrying-731542.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="159" />I am &quot;Big Wolf&quot; in name only