Do women have a taint?

[SmoothLarry]

I'm not sure there is much realestate between the two points of interest down there.  Maybe some chicks have more than others?

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Taint nothin' wrong with that.</font></strong>

[BoondockSaint]

Ask MikeyD.

[Fallon]

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taint_(slang)" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taint_(slang)</a>

[Fallon]

<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />Ask MikeyD.<p>&nbsp;<font size="7">HE BROKE HIS DICK, EARL!!!</font> </p>

[nevnut]

<p>Spread your ol' lady's legs, get your face down there and check for yourself.</p><p>While your down there, give it a little lick or two and she just might like it!!</p>

[reeshy]

What an asshole question!!!!!

[SmoothLarry]

<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />Ask MikeyD. <p>I think ole' Egg Plant Cock cought cheek not taint.&nbsp; I believe&nbsp;if you cought female taint with that much force, it's going in a hole , one or the other.&nbsp; Male taint may be another issue.... Hmmmmmm???</p><p>Seriously, I hope he recovers w/o incident...&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SmoothLarry on 1-6-07 @ 1:38 AM</span>

[tele7]

<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />Ask MikeyD. <p>tainted love</p>

[SmoothLarry]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />What an asshole question!!!!! <p><font size="3">With a PUN that fantastic, I must retire for the evening.</font>&nbsp; <font color="#ff6600">Good Night Taint Lickers!</font></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />What an asshole question!!!!! <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">And a pussy question!!!!!!!</font></strong></p>

[Angelfuck]

<p>yes but no, they have the same thing but not really because under a guys taint in part of his penis and girls dont have penises but you guys probably already knew that </p><p>&nbsp;boy Im off to a great start<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p>

[NorthDakotaRUBE]

<p>hold a plastic 6-pack holder in front of you and try to hit the top AND bottom finger holes WITHOUT bumping into the tweener/taint - not much space but it's like running with your dick right into a wall!</p><p>(*not the ND residents have ANY EXPERIENCE with&nbsp;that....hope you get better MikeyD!)</p>

[tele7]

<strong>Angelfuck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>yes but no, they have the same thing but not really because under a guys taint in part of his penis and girls dont have penises but you guys probably already knew that </p><p>&nbsp;boy Im off to a great start<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p><p>don't forget the balls</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[BoondockSaint]

Taint funny, Dooley.

[SmoothLarry]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Spread your ol' lady's legs, get your face down there and check for yourself.</p><p>While your down there, give it a little lick or two and she just might like it!!</p><p><font size="4">Just went and checked, it's like a 1/4 inch&nbsp; doesn't really count in my book, and she does seem to like the lickin'; who knew.....</font></p>

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>SmoothLarry</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Spread your ol' lady's legs, get your face down there and check for yourself.</p><p>While your down there, give it a little lick or two and she just might like it!!</p><p><font size="4">Just went and checked, it's like a 1/4 inch&nbsp; doesn't really count in my book, and she does seem to like the lickin'; who knew.....</font></p><p>I did.&nbsp; Mention my name and she'll give you a discount.</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>SmoothLarry</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Spread your ol' lady's legs, get your face down there and check for yourself.</p><p>While your down there, give it a little lick or two and she just might like it!!</p><p><font size="4">Just went and checked, it's like a 1/4 inch&nbsp; doesn't really count in my book, and she does seem to like the lickin'; who knew.....</font></p><p>That don't sound like enough to break a dick on.</p><p>Mikeyd must have hit her asshole and it was to tight to let anything in.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk">One of the greatest Mr. Shows ever</a>

[dereckfishboy]

<p>I've got a six inch taint....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk">One of the greatest Mr. Shows ever</a><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Goddamnit, Smails, you beat me to it!&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 1-6-07 @ 1:57 AM</span>

[Angelfuck]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote: <p>That don't sound like enough to break a dick on.</p><p>Mikeyd must have hit her asshole and it was to tight to let anything in.</p><p>when he said &quot;going from one to the other&quot; I wasnt sure if he meant one girl to the other or one hole to the other, I kinda thought he was talking about her holes, in which case thats probably not a possibility</p><span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Angelfuck on 1-6-07 @ 2:03 AM</span>

[waltermitty]

Its where God stuffed you and sewed you up.... Boy or Girl, it's there...

[shittyhambrgers]

sure.&nbsp; i call it a fleshy fun bridge.

[PapaBear]

<p>I still can't stop thinking about the line on &quot;Weeds&quot;. You won't get this, unless you've seen it.</p><p>Andy: What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?</p><p>Lupita: The lamp</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>i was watching some documentary on hbo the other night and they were talking about the whole male vs female and &nbsp;how we all start out as female and at some point the y chromosome kicks in and the female parts transform in the male parts, clit becomes the penis, the labia tissue is the same as a male scrotal sac</p><p>anyway the taint as we call it , they say is where a man's vagina was while in the womb and once the male hormones kick in it closes up</p>

[angelinad128]

<p>It's not much of skin but you could say yes I guess.&nbsp; That small section of skin tears for some women when they give birth. The doc gives a shot of novocaine in that piece of skin..</p><p>Sorry to have grossed you guys out so early in the day.</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's not much of skin but you could say yes I guess.&nbsp; That small section of skin tears for some women when they give birth. The doc gives a shot of novocaine in that piece of skin..</p><p>Sorry to have grossed you guys out so early in the day.</p><p>nahh</p><p>thats hot</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's not much of skin but you could say yes I guess.&nbsp; That small section of skin tears for some women when they give birth. The doc gives a shot of novocaine in that piece of skin..</p><p>Sorry to have grossed you guys out so early in the day.</p><p>nahh</p><p>thats hot</p><p>If you say so... </p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's not much of skin but you could say yes I guess.&nbsp; That small section of skin tears for some women when they give birth. The doc gives a shot of novocaine in that piece of skin..</p><p>Sorry to have grossed you guys out so early in the day.</p><p>nahh</p><p>thats hot</p><p>If you say so... </p><p>i do</p><p>women fascinate me but i guess thats just the hetero in me </p>

[moochcassidy]

over here we call it the 'banjo string' or 'barse' cause its half way between you balls and your arse..barse. see?

[cougarjake13]

i knew a kid in college who called it the badussy

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i think BTO put it best</p><p>&quot; you taint seen nothing yet , baba baby no you taint seen nothing yet &quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br><p>i think BTO put it best</p><p>" you taint seen nothing yet , baba baby no you taint seen nothing yet "</p><p> </p><p></p>

taint talkin bout love

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[lleeder]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i was watching some documentary on hbo the other night and they were talking about the whole male vs female and &nbsp;how we all start out as female and at some point the y chromosome kicks in and the female parts transform in the male parts, clit becomes the penis, the labia tissue is the same as a male scrotal sac</p><p>anyway the taint as we call it , they say is where a man's vagina was while in the womb and once the male hormones kick in it closes up</p><p>Thats great for now on I'm saying &quot;Man Vagina&quot; instead of taint</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i was watching some documentary on hbo the other night and they were talking about the whole male vs female and &nbsp;how we all start out as female and at some point the y chromosome kicks in and the female parts transform in the male parts, clit becomes the penis, the labia tissue is the same as a male scrotal sac</p><p>anyway the taint as we call it , they say is where a man's vagina was while in the womb and once the male hormones kick in it closes up</p><p>Thats great for now on I'm saying &quot;Man Vagina&quot; instead of taint</p><p>no wonder it feels good when i rub it</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Women have a taint... apparently it's VERY sensitive.</p><p>I wouldn't know, my wife's fun switch was turned off about 2 years ago... this is just what I hear</p>

[NorthDakotaRUBE]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Women have a taint... apparently it's VERY sensitive.</p><p>I wouldn't know, my wife's fun switch was turned off about 2 years ago... this is just what I hear</p><p>I feel your pain Bro!&nbsp;&nbsp;3 years for me...</p>

[DJEvelEd]

What is that seam called that I get those taint zits in?

I know I'm not the only one with a seam under his balls!

[FUNKMAN]

<p>oh when the taints&nbsp; come marching in</p><p>oh when the taints come marching in</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br />What is that seam called that I get those taint zits in? I know I'm not the only one with a seam under his balls! <p>sometimes when i throw my balls i like to hold them by the seam</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br />What is that seam called that I get those taint zits in? I know I'm not the only one with a seam under his balls! <p>That seam under your balls is where your vag used to be.... No shit, I'm not being a clown or calling you any names.</p><p>When we are being developed in the uterus we all start out as females... If we develope a&nbsp;Y to go with our&nbsp;X&nbsp;chromosome that vag&nbsp;closes in and we drop a set of balls down there. If we stick with only X chromosomes that seam stays a vag and we grow boobies when we hit 12 or so.</p><p>The only problem I have with that seam is when I knick it when shaving my choda.</p>

[killridemedly]

They have it, but it's called a bunt (or possibly the vaganus)

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Taint by numbers.</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Tainter tots</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Taint that a shame?</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Sherwin Williams house taint.</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Atoms, Motion &amp; the Taint</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Tainting with Bob Ross</font></strong>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>FezPaul sure <em>taint</em> holding back up-ing his post count today.</p><p>Your on a roll budday</p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I taint gonna post no mo to night.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">CYA!</font></strong></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

taint a problem if you do, their pretty good

[Kevin]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />Ask MikeyD.<p> <font size="7">HE BROKE HIS DICK, EARL!!!</font> </p><p> Earl: I don't feel so good Ron..............</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.equineobsession.com/tidewaterfarm/images/100_9419.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="530" /></p>

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[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Now taint that a topical picture.</p><p>Well done Kevin</p>

[Lumber]

It's a good tickling spot for my tongue.

[sr71blackbird]

<img src="http://a.wholelottanothing.org/junkdrawer/taint.gif" border="0" width="250" height="211" />

[Reephdweller]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I still can't stop thinking about the line on &quot;Weeds&quot;. You won't get this, unless you've seen it.</p><p>Andy: What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?</p><p>Lupita: The lamp</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I love that line, probably the funniest line I've heard in a while. But yeah, folks wouldn't get it unless they saw the show.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Taint no woman like the one I've got.</font></strong>

[sailor]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://a.wholelottanothing.org/junkdrawer/taint.gif" border="0" width="250" height="211" /><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">i swear i just found that on google images and was rushin' here to post it!&nbsp; damn.</font></p>

[killridemedly]

<img src="http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/4219/pf917303theboondocksainud0.jpg" border="0" /> <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by killridemedly on 1-7-07 @ 4:28 PM</span>

[killridemedly]

<p><img src="http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3245/corelpaintshopproxcopymf8.png" border="0" /></p><p>Last one. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by killridemedly on 1-7-07 @ 5:33 PM</span>