flying or sex? [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Marc with a c

01-06-2007, 04:01 PM

would you rather give up sex, or be able to fly?this would start immediately, no quickes before you fly away.the flying is pretty much like superman, wherever you want real fast, with or without a cape.(no masterbating wise guys, no oral or handies).

DonInNC

01-06-2007, 04:05 PM

I said sex because I've never really had the overwhelming urge to fly.

FezPaul

01-06-2007, 04:07 PM

I'd rather fly...that would be neat-o!

MadMatt

01-06-2007, 04:08 PM

I've already had lots of sex during my life, I already have a child, and I have always wanted to fly.I would choose to fly and not have to think about it twice.

Gvac

01-06-2007, 04:08 PM

I voted for flying. The way I figure it, I've been having sex for about 25 years.  It's been a good run.  Why not give something new a try?

spot

01-06-2007, 04:12 PM

I'll stay on the ground banging, I'm afraid of heights.

Bulldogcakes

01-06-2007, 04:15 PM

That depends. If I'm fucking Rosie O'Donnell, I'd rather fly. If I'm fucking Scarlett Johnnson, I dont need no plane.Who am I fucking? I cant answer until you clarify your question.

Marc with a c

01-06-2007, 04:18 PM

sorry cakes.there is no extraordinary change in your sex life.  it is normal girls/guys like you would normally have.there is no more sex ever with anyone. only i can do both.

cougarjake13

01-06-2007, 04:21 PM

ive had enough sex but i never flownso flyin it is

SatCam

01-06-2007, 04:35 PM

Marc with a c wrote: sorry cakes.there is no extraordinary change in your sex life. it is normal girls/guys like you would normally have.there is no more sex ever with anyone. only i can do both.

well I figure as more guys begin to fly and no longer have sex, that lessens the options for the ladies to choose from and I'll have the hotter chicks

OGC

01-06-2007, 04:38 PM

I need more information. You said that if I choose flying I can fly really fast like superman, but if I choose sex, does that mean I can fuck anyone, anytime I want, or does it mean that my sex life just continues as it is now ?

PilotJeff

01-06-2007, 04:39 PM

Does my job count?  Cause right now I get the best of both worlds between my wife and my job.  Or would I have to give up one?  I'd say I'd take sex over work :)

Team_Ramrod

01-06-2007, 04:39 PM

I'd stay sexin because flying would get old sooner or later.If sex gets old you just turn her over or around or get her on her knees or on a table or whatever.There's many ways to combat stale sex, stale flying on the other hand....

mendyweiss

01-06-2007, 04:41 PM

Can I jack it while hovering over Carmen Electra's house ?

MadMatt

01-06-2007, 04:42 PM

PilotJeff wrote: Does my job count?  Cause right now I get the best of both worlds between my wife and my job.  Or would I have to give up one?  I'd say I'd take sex over work <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" /> Lucky bastard...

Marc with a c

01-06-2007, 04:43 PM

richg0404 wrote: I need more information. You said that if I choose flying I can fly really fast like superman, but if I choose sex, does that mean I can fuck anyone, anytime I want, or does it mean that my sex life just continues as it is now ?no you cant fuck anyone at anytime. its just your normal sex with normal people, at your normal pace.  you dont get to choose stay sexin then all of a sudden get crazy sex with anyone you want.  it just continues as is.  what do you think this is?

Bulldogcakes

01-06-2007, 04:55 PM

Marc with a c wrote: sorry cakes.there is no extraordinary change in your sex life. it is normal girls/guys like you would normally have. It just so happens I just got finished fucking Rosie O'Donnell. Right in the ass, as her adopted kids sat there, watched and ate popcorn. Now what?

Marc with a c

01-06-2007, 04:56 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Marc with a c wrote: sorry cakes.there is no extraordinary change in your sex life. it is normal girls/guys like you would normally have.It just so happens I just got finished fucking Rosie O'Donnell. Right in the ass, as her adopted kids sat there, watched and ate popcorn. Now what?  wash your dick.  if that actually happened.  which i'm not even sure if i believe you.

ralphbxny

01-06-2007, 05:11 PM

Stay sexin. I have no desire to fly. I go Jet Blue !

GwEnYpOo

01-06-2007, 05:59 PM

BOTH !!!!!.........................................................AT THE SAME TIME!!!!..........THEN PISS IN THEIR BUTT!!!!!!!!!!

OGC

01-06-2007, 06:05 PM

Marc with a c wrote: richg0404 wrote: I need more information. You said that if I choose flying I can fly really fast like superman, but if I choose sex, does that mean I can fuck anyone, anytime I want, or does it mean that my sex life just continues as it is now ?no you cant fuck anyone at anytime. its just your normal sex with normal people, at your normal pace.  you dont get to choose stay sexin then all of a sudden get crazy sex with anyone you want.  it just continues as is.  what do you think this is?Ha ha ha, that makes it an easy decision. I'll take the flying because I won't be giving anything much in the sex department.

SinA

01-06-2007, 06:06 PM

i'm not clear about what this thread is asking about i think the first time you do it, sex is scarier.on the other hand, sex is also the worst way to die.peeps in my butt is not something i've ever worried about.       until now.

lleeder

01-06-2007, 07:52 PM

I say sex. If I can fly but can't have sex who cares. After I fly a little bit , who cares. Where am I going to fly to? Who would I impress with my flying, chicks? Then I can't fuck them, fuck that.

sr71blackbird

01-06-2007, 07:56 PM

Id rather fly. The convienience factor alone is worth it, when you consider the stress of getting from A to B, as opposed to the stress of not having sex.

PapaBear

01-06-2007, 08:07 PM

The best advantage to flying would be that you could get sex easier. I'll stick with sex.    BTW... What's sex?

MellySmelly

01-07-2007, 08:10 AM

GwEnYpOo wrote: BOTH !!!!!.........................................................AT THE SAME TIME!!!!..........THEN PISS IN THEIR BUTT!!!!!!!!!!Now you're talking!  I would only choose flying if I could fly right now and go pee in Marc's butt.

Reephdweller

01-07-2007, 08:14 AM

I'm gonna go with peeps in my butt because while I really do want to fly, I also likes the sexin, so I'm torn and thus then going with the whole peeps in the butt.

Marc with a c

01-07-2007, 08:14 AM

melly and gwen you are not taking this seriously, and i don't appreciate it.and melly pee in your own butt stay away from me, and take your boobs off your daughters shoulder.

This message was edited by Marc with a c on 1-7-07 @ 12:15 PM

sailor

01-07-2007, 08:15 AM

are you saying all the sex we want, or just whatever sex we can get on our own?  BIG difference.  i'd still pick sex tho'.

Marc with a c

01-07-2007, 08:20 AM

sailor wrote: are you saying all the sex we want, or just whatever sex we can get on our own?  BIG difference.  i'd still pick sex tho'.  of course you'd say sex. you have both male and female to choose from so your playing field is so much larger then most of us. and it is whatever sex you can get on your own.

sailor

01-07-2007, 08:26 AM

Marc with a c wrote: sailor wrote: are you saying all the sex we want, or just whatever sex we can get on our own? BIG difference. i'd still pick sex tho'. of course you'd say sex. you have both male and female to choose from so your playing field is so much larger then most of us. and it is whatever sex you can get on your own. i figured.  it would be super one-sided if you got to bang whatever celeb you wanted, whenever you wanted.  i get enough girl-girl sex to keep me happy.

FUNKMAN

01-07-2007, 08:56 AM

sex - swelly blue balls would eventually ground you anyway

A.J.

01-07-2007, 09:52 AM

I'd say fly -- especially since I'm used to getting myself off anyway.

GwEnYpOo

01-07-2007, 10:56 AM

Marc with a c wrote: melly and gwen you are not taking this seriously, and i don't appreciate it.and melly pee in your own butt stay away from me, and take your boobs off your daughters shoulder.This message was edited by Marc with a c on 1-7-07 @ 12:15 PM excuse me if im not taking the flying or sex poll seriously....      i still say both .....     at the same time.......    then pee in their butt !!!!!  and how can melly pee in her own butt?   LEAVE MELLY ALONE !!!

FUNKMAN

01-07-2007, 01:05 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: Marc with a c wrote: melly and gwen you are not taking this seriously, and i don't appreciate it.and melly pee in your own butt stay away from me, and take your boobs off your daughters shoulder.  and how can melly pee in her own butt?  <img src="http://www.dollardays.com/images/p50/image2/4944.jpg" border="0" width="134" height="297" />

Kevin

01-07-2007, 01:08 PM

<img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/teamspiritishigh.jpg" border="0" width="490" height="454" /> Sex!

burrben

01-07-2007, 01:27 PM

i've never really wanted to fly

Don Stugots

01-07-2007, 01:35 PM

Kevin wrote: <img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/teamspiritishigh.jpg" border="0" width="490" height="454" /> Sex!  nothing is better than sex.  alone or with someone.  sex rules.

GwEnYpOo

01-07-2007, 01:47 PM

Don Stugots wrote: Kevin wrote: <img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/teamspiritishigh.jpg" border="0" width="490" height="454" /> Sex!  nothing is better than sex.  alone or with someone.  sex rules.   except sex while in flight duh.

Don Stugots

01-07-2007, 01:49 PM

sorry, i cant be bothered having sex in flight.  while flying i like to stare at the pakis on the flight and make them feel uncomfortable. 

GwEnYpOo

01-07-2007, 06:01 PM

LMAO !!!

Bossanova

01-07-2007, 06:05 PM

Kevin wrote: <img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/teamspiritishigh.jpg" border="0" width="490" height="454" /> Sex! Seeing this should just make anyone say sex.  Holy shit, so hot.  And yes, sex is better than flight

Dash77

01-07-2007, 06:18 PM

I said sex, flying isn't that great

Ritalin

01-07-2007, 06:26 PM

It's sex by a wide margin, and I'll tell you why: pigeons. If flying is so much better than sex, then why do pigeons look so miserable? Of course, maybe pigeon sex sucks, but I'm not really in a position to say.

Bob Impact

01-07-2007, 10:54 PM

Sex, I wouldn't give up my chick for flying, you should see the rack on her!  Show me a fucking bird with a set like that and I'll eat my hat!

GwEnYpOo

01-08-2007, 04:24 PM

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/muppets.jpg "if mozart wore powdered and silk stockings, i'll eat my hat..."  oh my GOD that was an obsure reference....

cougarjake13

01-08-2007, 04:28 PM

Bob Impact wrote: Sex, I wouldn't give up my chick for flying, you should see the rack on her!  Show me a fucking bird with a set like that and I'll eat my hat! so show us some pics so we can agree or disagree

Bob Impact

01-09-2007, 11:01 AM

cougarjake13 wrote: Bob Impact wrote: Sex, I wouldn't give up my chick for flying, you should see the rack on her! Show me a fucking bird with a set like that and I'll eat my hat! so show us some pics so we can agree or disagree Sure, but you get this one, because it's the only picture that has my chicks rack in it on my new computer.This was at Christmas this year at my families' house. I just noticed looking at the picture that she's completely dolled up and I'm wandering around in an old T-Shirt and unmade hair. It's nice to have a family that's given up on you.<img src="http://myspace-378.vo.llnwd.net/01469/87/33/1469833378_l.jpg" border="0" width="564" height="422" /> BTW she's standing one step down from me, she's not that much shorter than me. 

This message was edited by Bob Impact on 1-9-07 @ 3:05 PM

EMAN

01-09-2007, 11:07 AM

The way I see it if I can fly then the ladies are gonna be all over me! Yeah Sexin and Flyin!

EMAN

01-09-2007, 11:08 AM

Bob Impact wrote: cougarjake13 wrote: Bob Impact wrote: Sex, I wouldn't give up my chick for flying, you should see the rack on her! Show me a fucking bird with a set like that and I'll eat my hat! so show us some pics so we can agree or disagreeSure, but you get this one, because it's the only picture that has my chicks rack in it on my new computer.This was at Christmas this year at my families' house. I just noticed looking at the picture that she's completely dolled up and I'm wandering around in an old T-Shirt and unmade hair. It's nice to have a family that's given up on you.<img src="http://myspace-378.vo.llnwd.net/01469/87/33/1469833378_l.jpg" border="0" width="564" height="422" /> BTW she's standing one step down from me, she's not that much shorter than me. This message was edited by Bob Impact on 1-9-07 @ 3:05 PM That is a lovely rack!

EliSnow

01-09-2007, 11:30 AM

Definitely sex for a variety of reasons: First, I love sex; but I don't know how I'd like flying. I get motion sickness, so for all I know, if I flew, I'd make myself sick, and never be able to do that or to have sex. Also, I'd miss sex, but right now since I've never flown, I don't miss not flying. Second, if I could fly, the government would kidnap me to find out how I could fly and disect me. Third, except for freak accidents like Mikey D suffered (HE BROKE HIS DICK!!), I can't really get hurt or die having sex (at least the sex I normally have). With flying, I know at some point, I'd get hit by a jet or something.

This message was edited by EliSnow on 1-9-07 @ 3:34 PM

GwEnYpOo

01-09-2007, 01:02 PM

i think the "stay sexin's" have it ... but i'd still want to do both ... at the same time ... and then pee in their butt ...

Bob Impact

01-09-2007, 02:31 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: i think the "stay sexin's" have it ... but i'd still want to do both ... at the same time ... and then pee in their butt ...Funny, but I don't think you can beat your muppets reference.

GwEnYpOo

01-09-2007, 04:37 PM

well of course ... nothing beats the muppets ... and nothing beats elton john ...put the two together , in the same episode , throw in a reference about mozart by a bald eagle ... freaggin gold.