From Russia With Love

[Johnny Fontane]

<p>So this Russian girl in my office (a young, cute blonde) was showing me photographs from her recent trip to Florida.&nbsp; I was floored to see a picture her husband - a real Homer Simpson type, much older than her, and much fatter than Homer.&nbsp; So of course my first thought is that she must be a mail-order bride.&nbsp; Does it make me a bad person to jump to this stereotypical conclusion?&nbsp; Ron was talking about Russian chicks the other day, something along the lines of how ruthless they are.&nbsp; Do you know anyone who was burned by a Russian woman?</p>

[sr71blackbird]

In my career, I have met many HOT Russian women.&nbsp; They seem very smart and quick to do calculations and mostly the ones I knew were either kind of bankers or code writers for software, or lab people.&nbsp; I havent had any negative experiences, but I wouldnt doubt they <em>could</em> screw guys over if they wanted too...

[A.J.]

<strong>Johnny Fontane</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Do you know anyone who was burned by a Russian woman? </p><p>Czar Nicholas II.&nbsp; His&nbsp;wife brought that wackjob Rasputin around and things went downhill from there.</p>

[samnyc]

How much does one of those cost?&nbsp; I might start saving up.

[lleeder]

Can I get some of those pictures?