First degree bunghole burn

[buckcorncobb]

<p>I case you dont know a 1st degree burn is a sun burn...from the Bantam Medical Dictionary...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;first degree burn-affects only the outer layer(epidermis) of the skin ...burns cause swelling.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>any burn on the bunghole is bad ....good luck to ya ESD.</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Yeah, even though it's 'only' a sunburn I've had some fucking sunburns that kept me up all night and unable to put on a shirt.</p><p>I just couldn't imagine a sunburn on the anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

[SinA]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yeah, even though it's 'only' a sunburn I've had some fucking sunburns that kept me up all night and unable to put on a shirt.</p><p>I just couldn't imagine a sunburn on the anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>there's a reason the sun don't shine on it.&nbsp; it's a very delicate flower.</p>

[SatCam]

I hear dave had a fire crotch in more ways than one

[Chigworthy]

<p>I've been pepper sprayed and water is definitely the worst thing you can do to Capsicum-aggravated skinnal tissue.&nbsp; The next shower you take after you get sprayed provides a pleasant reactivation of the chemical, and you have to be careful not to let the shower water stream down to the nether regions.&nbsp; So here's a procedure for anyone who wants to experiment with hot pepper products on their skin:</p><p>1.Flush briefly with water and baby shampoo or Tecnu (poison oak stuff)</p><p>2.Get in the wind. (Literally, get in the wind or in front of a fan.)</p><p>3.Enjoy the various stages of turture:</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; a. Burning eyes</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; b. Involuntarily shut and burning eyes</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; c.&nbsp; Involuntarily shut and burning eyes and burning skin</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; d.&nbsp; Swollen and burning eyes and burning skin</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; e.&nbsp; Ropy snot strings, burning skin, and burning gravel in the eyes</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; f.&nbsp; Slow recovery</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; g.&nbsp;Tortuous shower involving all of the above again, and burning genitalia and assal regions</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Chigworthy on 1-12-07 @ 3:43 PM</span>