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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-03-2001, 06:28 AM
9:30 this morning (Saturday)
the idiot upstairs starts
doing *major* work on his
apartment. Shit's being
dragged across the floor,
sanders and saws are going,
crap is being dropped on the
floor. My ceiling fans are
rattling and swaying, my cats
are freaking out. I swear to
God, this guy thinks he's the
only one who lives in the
building!
Then there's the guy who lives
across the hall from him.
Every morning at 6:19 am his
beagle puppy starts barking
and howling when the guy
leaves for work. The dog cries
all day until the jerk gets home.
Then there's the idiot who
lives below me and thinks
everyone hates him because
he's the only black guy in the
building. Don't get me started.
I hate living with these
yahoos. Can't wait to buy a house.
Thank you for letting me post
my ramblings here.
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Thunderlips
11-03-2001, 07:08 AM
Haha, sucks to be you!
Wait a minute, I live there too. Doh!
I can vouch for the dog and the neighbor unstairs, but luckily I left early this morning so I am missing the construction.
This message was edited by Thunderlips on 11-3-01 @ 11:09 AM
Captain Rooster
11-03-2001, 07:09 AM
Tell Thunderlips to start layin' the smacketh down on those weirdos!
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Fallon
11-03-2001, 08:07 AM
9:30 this morning (Saturday) the idiot upstairs starts doing *major* work on his apartment.
My damn street has been under construction for over two weeks, patching up the parking lot, tearing up the sidewalks and now digging up the whole street. Starting every morning at 7:00!!!
The dog cries all day until the jerk gets home.
My dog does that.
Don't get me started.
Hehe, that reminded me of Molly Shannon's bad woman comedian bit. :)
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RF Godfather
11-03-2001, 10:51 AM
Feel better Mrs. Thunderlips?
Venting does a body good.
Damn those neighbors, too bad you don't have soundproof doors.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-03-2001, 11:27 AM
Yes, yes I am, even tho I
still think my neighbors are
all weenies.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-03-2001, 11:28 AM
Grrrrrrr!
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Sheeplovr
11-03-2001, 02:31 PM
okay here what you do you wake up in the middel of the night when there asleep then you Shoot them with a dart filled with Chloriform right then you roll them up in Arab lookin rugs and put them in big boxes then you post mark it for AFGANISTANE and you say your ruturning the rugs you bout from there then while there away being shiped in the maill you compleatle remove anythign of theres from ther liveing space and rip out the floors and now you have really really high celings or you can clam it as yours
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Noellevious
11-03-2001, 02:37 PM
Fuzzy and Thunder...
Release African Wildcats into all of your neighbors apartments. They might not quit being inconsiderate asses, but it will be fun. :-)
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-03-2001, 02:46 PM
middel... AFGANISTANE... ruturning...bout ... shiped...maill...compleatle... anythign... ther liveing... celings...clam
Sheeplovr, as an editor your spelling offends me but GOD DAMN you are funny!!!
God bless the breadhead!
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-03-2001, 06:01 PM
Noellevious,
We have three cats-- one clung
to one leg, another to the
other, and the smart one hid
under the bed this morning. I
would have **loved** to have
released THEM into
"Construction Guy's" apt!~!
I'm the President of this
God-forsaken Condo Association
(believe me, this stupid
position was thrust upon me).
I know, I'LL WRITE A MEMO!!
That'll learn 'em!
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Sheeplovr
11-03-2001, 06:14 PM
would thunderlips minded if we made out
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-03-2001, 06:53 PM
would thunderlips
minded if we made out
Yes, yes he would. How 'bout
we adopt you instead?
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BigBlue86
11-03-2001, 07:41 PM
I have Cuban neighbors on either side (Cousins) and another family across the street.
Every F'N weekend they wash their cars with the ghetto blasters killing me with the salsa etc...
Now, I do enjoy some of the merenguie(sp) and salsa music. BUT NOT ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY MORNINGS and NOT JUST THE BASS, SHAKING THE HOUSE!!!!
Ahem, thank you all for listening. Thank you Mrs. Thunderlips for giving me the premise the vent.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-03-2001, 07:46 PM
BigBlue,
Do you live in Union City?
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Dirtybird11
11-03-2001, 07:57 PM
aww see a brutha always gotta be livin UNDER WHITEY -lol
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Sheeplovr
11-03-2001, 08:15 PM
if you adopted me would you take me to a bar craw
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CYYYFYYY
11-03-2001, 09:24 PM
Um if you hate the balck guy
because he thinks everyone
hates him because he is black
then he is partially
right!!!!!!!!
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The Blowhard
11-03-2001, 11:37 PM
Living is Brooklyn is not always a picnic Alice. What is up with these car alarms that go off when the wind blows? Besides, people usually ignore the alarms anyway. And don't even get me started with those damn garbage trucks! ;)
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Noellevious
11-04-2001, 02:05 PM
Living is Brooklyn is not always a picnic Alice. What is up with these car alarms that go off when the wind blows?
You know what's worse? I live in a perfectly safe neighborhood, but the f*cks across the street had the Sloman (sp?) Sheild installed, and it sounds like the alarms that are supposed to go off in case of nuclear war. Grrrrrrrr.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-04-2001, 04:09 PM
Apparently my neighbor across the hall has just taken up the saxophone. Just ducky!
Um if you hate the balck guy
because he thinks everyone
hates him because he is black
then he is partially
right!!!!!!!!
I do not like him because he refuses to take care of his apartment so that when his bathtub leaks into another owner's apartment he refuses to take responsibilty for it. Then whenever the board and the management company *remind* him that he is responsible he fires off poorly written letters saying that we are making him the scapegoat. Then when I try to talk to him he gets in my face and says, "Who are you to tell me my business?" I remind him that I am the President of the Condo Association so he gets even further in my face and says, "Well you don't represent me!" even though he had NO PROBLEM when I was suckered into the position. He is a nasty, unfriendly person. That alone is one of the many reasons why I do not like him.
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