Need Advice

[abortedfetus]

I know I do not post on here much and nobody knows me but i need help.  I may be put on probation for bullshit that I take responsibility for.  I am 6'2" 290lbs.  how am i going to pass a urine test?  I'm sure there is a possibility that this topic may be removed locked or whatever.  I just need help.  I always hear people saying this worked or that worked but they are not really people I would rely on.  I've been dealing with this since December 19 and then it hit me.  Why not ask some of the buddays for help?  If this post gets locked or whatever fine. However, it don't make me a bad person.

[cougarjake13]

<p>what are trying to piss clean from ??</p><p>pot??</p>

[abortedfetus]

<p>Yes, heavy user.&nbsp; About 5 blunts a day.</p>

[phixion]

<p>in my experience, my po was cool i was honest. i told him hey i smoke weed but ill stop the whole time on probation, he asked me if it was just weed, i said usually. he said to to just hold off while im on probation he'll have me take a piss test, knowing im coming up positive and then he said the levels will drop and should the levels go up he'll no and take care of it.</p><p>again i had a cool po eventually he said i could go back to smoking when three of my six months were up. </p>

[PapaBear]

I managed to pass all my tests during my year of probation. My secret? I waited a year to smoke pot.

[narc]

<p>I don't know what the deal is elsewhere, but in DC, you're not going to get the book thrown at your if, while on probation, you have a few dirties, unless you royally piss off your po or do other things, like move away or lose contact with them otherwise. The best advice I can give you is to communicate with your PO as much as possible even if things aren't going well and you want to use.</p><p>Also, since it sounds like there are worse things going on in your life, the best advice I can give you is to the extent you are able, just don't use. They'll know if you waterload the piss test that you were probably dirty so that's not going to work out for you. Like I said, I know there are worse things going on in your life, but using will only make it worse. It's your freedom that's at stake man. Don't take it lightly. And I know that there's a whole cycle where if you get bummed out with the whole probation process you just feel like using again - so you're going to have to deal with that. Go to meetings if you have to. But just remember - using will only make things worse and try not to beat yourself up too much if you fuck up. &nbsp;</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Having never done drugs but in wait for a drug test for a new job, I think I can help...Kind of.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>7 years ago I was doing some pressure testing in the Oil Patch in Northern Alberta. ALL jobs require a piss test to get hired on. I knew I was safe but there were 3 of us taking a 2 1/2 hour drive to the piss test office. The other two guys had smoked the night before and were drinking this god aweful liquid that kinda looked like chew spit and baby diarrhoea. They drank a gatorade bottle of this on the way there and ended up passing the test.</p><p>I don't know the name of it&nbsp;but they got it from the guy who they bought the weed from.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Maybe some of the people here know the name.</p>

[johnniewalker]

<h2 class="r"><a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;ct=res&amp;cd=1&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whizzina tor.com%2F&amp;ei=Ty2pRdKuJ5m2igGA65HJDg&amp;usg=__IZApBDV hAjZlNM6J1w_owDrjoIc=&amp;sig2=ftEJ4-KDSlT3nLwjhrllAQ">The Original <strong>Whizzinator</strong> - HOME - Pass Your Drug Test!</a></h2><p>NSFW&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

nvm

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SatCam on 1-13-07 @ 2:27 PM</span>

[Dan 'Hampton]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><h2 class="r"><a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;ct=res&amp;cd=1&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whizzina tor.com%2F&amp;ei=Ty2pRdKuJ5m2igGA65HJDg&amp;usg=__IZApBDV hAjZlNM6J1w_owDrjoIc=&amp;sig2=ftEJ4-KDSlT3nLwjhrllAQ">The Original <strong>Whizzinator</strong> - HOME - Pass Your Drug Test!</a></h2><p>NSFW </p><p>&nbsp;Just don't pass through an airport security gate with that.&nbsp; It'll get you suspended. </p>

[nevnut]

<strong>dschef</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><h2 class="r"><a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;ct=res&amp;cd=1&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whizzina tor.com%2F&amp;ei=Ty2pRdKuJ5m2igGA65HJDg&amp;usg=__IZApBDV hAjZlNM6J1w_owDrjoIc=&amp;sig2=ftEJ4-KDSlT3nLwjhrllAQ">The Original <strong>Whizzinator</strong> - HOME - Pass Your Drug Test!</a></h2><p>NSFW </p><p>&nbsp;Just don't pass through an airport security gate with that.&nbsp; It'll get you suspended. </p><p>Sounds like you have experience in this matter....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Do tell!!</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>He doesn't have the experience.....</p><p><img src="http://ca.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9FJqh24NKlF9g0BxKH2FAx./SIG=13aurudon/EXP=1168803384/**http%3A//content.clearchannel.com/Photos/sports_photos/NFL/Vikings/onterrio_smith_GI.jpg" border="0" width="210" height="210" /></p><p>He does</p>

[PapaBear]

I had a feeling my suggestion wouldn't be embraced. Oh, well. It worked perfect for me.

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />I had a feeling my suggestion wouldn't be embraced. Oh, well. It worked perfect for me. <p>I though it was a great suggestion, some people would sooner go to jail though.</p>

[abortedfetus]

I know that if&nbsp;I just quit I would be fine.&nbsp; I do appreciate all the advice that has been or will be given.&nbsp; I'd be totally fine if I knew a probation officer was or wasn't going to watch me&nbsp;piss.&nbsp; I guess that's the only real question I have.&nbsp; And my probation wouldn't be for drugs at all.&nbsp;

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by abortedfetus on 1-13-07 @ 8:00 PM</span>

[whiskyriver]

http://www.all-detox.com/

as a truck driver i get tested 2 or 3 times a year,this stuff has never let me
down...taste like shit,but gets the job done

[narc]

Here, (i'm not sure Superior Court was doing this when you had your thing PapaBear or Perry) you are supervised by someone from probation. You have to take down your pants. Whizzinator's not going to work. Generally for this sort of thing pisstesting is a lot more involved than when it's done like for truck drivers - because that's largely about the company covering their own ass.

[whiskyriver]

i got your pm,but for some reason i cannot pm you back

[DJEvelEd]

<p>If someone was to stay and watch me go to the bathroom, I would make sure I had eggs and coffee w/ half&amp;half and released nasty stinky diarrhea before I pissed. He can't be mad because everyone knows people shit before they piss. </p><p>And the nasty tastin stuff the truck drivers use does really work. I would use that and the diarrhea and you'll be fine.</p>