most vile suburban rodent?

[SatCam]

last night I was driving home and I came across an opossum in the middle of the road. this was the first time I had seen one (I had to look them up) and they are by far the most vile rodent I have come accross so far with their huge rat-like body. freaked me the fuck out

other choices include mice, rats, groundhogs, raccoons, squirrels

[SatCam]

OH and for those of you who haven't had the pleasure...

http://www.csaffluents.qc.ca/animalier/dessins/opossum.gif

[Marc with a c]

what about rous?

[weekapaugjz]

my vote is for skunks, my dog has gotten into them several times and it is so potent when you try to clean them off.  and then everytime they get wet for like a month you can still catch a scent of it.  gross.

[FUNKMAN]

i was doing 65 in the right lane of the turnpike one night and one ran right out in front of me. it sounded like a ran over a bowling ball...

[Tall_James]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />most vile suburban rodent? <p><img src="http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/B/B/bl-gottiboys2.jpg" border="0" width="314" height="384" /></p>

[Gvac]

<p>I damn near rode over one of those opossums last night while I was driving home.&nbsp; Damn things just waddle across the road out of nowhere.&nbsp; </p><p>They are vile beasts. &nbsp;</p>

[Bob Impact]

I second Opposums and submit my feelings that Deer should be added on as the world's largest rodent, I hate them so goddamned much.&nbsp; We've got a lot of skunks in the area as well, I was taking out the garbage recently at work and had one of them run right in front of me on my way to the dumpster.&nbsp; My job is right on a very small river and we get all kinds of varmints hanging around.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Possums are kind of cute if they are not rabid and biting your ankles. I have always been thankful that crabs don't have wings. That would be the worst ever - flying crabs. Smashing on your windshields like some huge bug and buzzing aroung your poarch lights. Get a fuckin flying crab caught in your hair and you'd probably be tramatized for life. Geez, just think of how big the fuckin bug zapper would have to be to kill them. But on the other hand I guess they would be tasty after they were zapped. Dang, now I am really confused.

[johnniewalker]

I used to go running at night when i worked 3rd shift, and i would be running and get the pissed scared out of me out of coons coming out of sewer drains.&nbsp; They would be in the middle of the intersections and wouldn't move.&nbsp; I had to face off with many a coon.&nbsp; What are you supposed to do when a raccoon is staring you down?&nbsp; I usually ran at them and they would run off.&nbsp;

[Crippler]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />what about rous? <p>I don't think they exist.</p>

[RoseBlood]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />I used to go running at night when i worked 3rd shift, and <font style="background-color: #ffff00">i would be running and get the pissed scared out of me out of coons</font> coming out of sewer drains.&nbsp; They would be in the middle of the intersections and wouldn't move.&nbsp; <font style="background-color: #ffff00">I had to face off with many a coon.</font>&nbsp; What are you supposed to do when a raccoon is staring you down?&nbsp; I usually ran at them and they would run off.&nbsp; <p>Capt. Spaulding is that you?</p><p><img src="http://www.rockobrobje.com/ani_p1.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="323" /></p>

[TheVHD]

<p>No doubt it's the R.O.U.S.:</p><p><img src="http://www.unc.edu/~cmbaker/ROUS.jpg" border="0" width="290" height="220" /></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No doubt it's the R.O.U.S.:</p><p><img src="http://www.unc.edu/~cmbaker/ROUS.jpg" border="0" width="290" height="220" /></p><p>That's my favorite movie ever!!!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'll say the rodent that tops my list is the skunk. They are fucking horrible creatures that stink up my boxer when she gets hold of one. I wish death on all skunks.</p><p>Secondly, I'll go with the badger. Not because they are a pain in my ass but because they are so mean and tough and have a temper like a red head. I've seen the prick shred tires on a truck for getting too close to it's hole.</p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No doubt it's the R.O.U.S.:</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'll say the rodent that tops my list is the skunk. They are fucking horrible creatures that stink up my boxer when she gets hold of one. I wish death on all skunks.</p><p>Secondly, <span style="background-color: #ffff00">I'll go with the badger.</span> Not because they are a pain in my ass but because they are so mean and tough and have a temper like a red head. I've seen the prick shred tires on a truck for getting too close to it's hole.</p><p>not too many people down here in the states really have to worry about these guys.&nbsp; must be a problem in alberta, eh? </p>

[Poochie]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Secondly, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">I'll go with the badger.</font> Not because they are a pain in my ass but because they are so mean and tough and have a temper like a red head. I've seen the prick shred tires on a truck for getting too close to it's hole.</p><p>i'll agree with that! i hate those fat bastards. </p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Secondly, <font style="background-color: #ffffff">I'll go with the badger.</font> Not because they are a pain in my ass but because they are so mean and tough and have a temper like a <font style="background-color: #ffff00">red head</font>. I've seen the prick shred tires on a truck for getting too close to it's hole.</p><p>i'll agree with that! i hate those fat bastards. </p><p>I wasn't trying start a hate filled thread y'know....and furthermore, all red heads aren't fat.</p>

[Poochie]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Secondly, <font style="background-color: #ffffff">I'll go with the badger.</font> Not because they are a pain in my ass but because they are so mean and tough and have a temper like a <font style="background-color: #ffff00">red head</font>. I've seen the prick shred tires on a truck for getting too close to it's hole.</p><p>i'll agree with that! i hate those fat bastards. </p><p>I wasn't trying start a hate filled thread y'know....and furthermore, all red heads aren't fat.</p><p>i know. they just make me angry. </p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No doubt it's the R.O.U.S.:</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'll say the rodent that tops my list is the skunk. They are fucking horrible creatures that stink up my boxer when she gets hold of one. I wish death on all skunks.</p><p>Secondly, <span style="background-color: #ffff00">I'll go with the badger.</span> Not because they are a pain in my ass but because they are so mean and tough and have a temper like a red head. I've seen the prick shred tires on a truck for getting too close to it's hole.</p><p>not too many people down here in the states really have to worry about these guys.&nbsp; must be a problem in alberta, eh? </p><p>Not around here but in the rural areas it is because there is so much open land they are all over farmers fields. I actually seen a guy I used to work with shoot one in the head with a .22 six times and the thing shrugged it off and waddled back to it's hole like nothing happened.</p><p>Badgers are smart too, if you hit one with your car and it didn't die it would lie there with it's eyes closed playng dead (waiting for you to come back to kick your ass or waiting for it to be safe to move again...I don't know which). The way to see if a badger is really dead is it will have it's eyes open while lying there.</p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No doubt it's the R.O.U.S.:</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'll say the rodent that tops my list is the skunk. They are fucking horrible creatures that stink up my boxer when she gets hold of one. I wish death on all skunks.</p><p>Secondly, <span style="background-color: #ffff00">I'll go with the badger.</span> Not because they are a pain in my ass but because they are so mean and tough and have a temper like a red head. I've seen the prick shred tires on a truck for getting too close to it's hole.</p><p>not too many people down here in the states really have to worry about these guys. must be a problem in alberta, eh? </p><p>Not around here but in the rural areas it is because there is so much open land they are all over farmers fields. I actually seen a guy I used to work with shoot one in the head with a .22 six times and the thing shrugged it off and waddled back to it's hole like nothing happened.</p><p>Badgers are smart too, if you hit one with your car and it didn't die it would lie there with it's eyes closed playng dead (waiting for you to come back to kick your ass or waiting for it to be safe to move again...I don't know which). The way to see if a badger is really dead is it will have it's eyes open while lying there.</p><p>man, those sound pretty vicious.&nbsp; they get pretty big too right, im thinking around 50-60 pounds if im correct.&nbsp; another awful species is the muskrat, they destroy the shit out banks of my grandfather's pond and also eats all the duck eggs that are around. </p>

[Sheeplovr]

im going to say Ass Gerbil and Hampsters<br />

[reeshy]

Yea...what's the deal with these possums????&nbsp; We got them out here in Massapequa now....caught one walking on the top of my backyard fence the other night....I shined my flashlight on him and he just sat there daring me to do something....fuck that.....he had a knife....I think!!!!!

[Ritalin]

<p>I can remember when I was a kid camping that we had a big snipe problem. My father used to get my cousins and me together, and we'd have to hunt them with a grocery bag and a big stick. </p><p>We never came across one, thank god.&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

My vote goes to Board Characters.

[sr71blackbird]

<a href="http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php" target="_blank">Badgers!</a>

[Don Stugots]

<p>for me its:</p><p>http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/A6721B-lg-b.jpg</p><p>driving these:</p><p>http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/FLEET_EXT_MINIVAN.jpg&nbsp;</p>

[Jughead]

<img src="http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2004189833" border="0" />They carry there babies on there back..Thick here in central indiana..When I ran my traps when I was young we got 35 cents for one....

[reeshy]

<img src="http://suchsome.somesuch.org/MarcwithAC01.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" />

[Don Stugots]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://suchsome.somesuch.org/MarcwithAC01.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><p>for me its:</p><p><img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/A6721B-lg-b.jpg" border="0" width="225" height="225" /></p><p>driving these:</p><p><img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/FLEET_EXT_MINIVAN.jpg" border="0" width="640" height="480" />&nbsp;</p><p>Not only soccor moms but ANYONE driving a minivan! They suck! Keep away from them!</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://suchsome.somesuch.org/MarcwithAC01.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /> <p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /></p><p>just because you cant get a buddy band doesn't mean you should hate our relationship.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you are both too old to get that reference.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://suchsome.somesuch.org/MarcwithAC01.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /> <p> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /></p><p>just because you cant get a buddy band doesn't mean you should hate our relationship.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you are both too old to get that reference.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;what is a buddy band?&nbsp; is that when 6 fags are hitting each other in the rear in a row? &nbsp; </p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>im not telling you what a buddy band is.&nbsp; its like you dont even know anything.&nbsp; </p><p>have you even ever heard of &quot;the sprain?&quot;</p>

[phixion]

<p>just because you cant get a <strong>buddy band</strong> doesn't mean you should hate our relationship. </p><p>saved by the bell? </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>im not telling you what a buddy band is.&nbsp; its like you dont even know anything.&nbsp; </p><p>have you even ever heard of &quot;the sprain?&quot;</p><p><img src="http://www.footcaredoctors.com/images/ankle_sprain.gif" border="0" width="212" height="158" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>im not telling you what a buddy band is. its like you dont even know anything. </p><p>have you even ever heard of &quot;the sprain?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;yes i have.&nbsp; its when you wrist is hurting in the morning because you were on all fours the night before place Jorge Posada to your man's Mike Mussina. </p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>you old people are killing me.</p><p>yes phi you are correct.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you old people are killing me.</p><p>yes phi you are correct.</p><p>get a real haircut....</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you old people are killing me.</p><p>yes phi you are correct.</p><p>get a real haircut....</p><p>i did.&nbsp; it's my hairdo that is the problem.&nbsp; my hairdo sucks.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you old people are killing me.</p><p>yes phi you are correct.</p><p>get a real haircut....</p><p>i did. it's my hairdo that is the problem. my hairdo sucks.</p><p>&nbsp;your gay hairdo is fine, its your face that needs work. </p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you old people are killing me.</p><p>yes phi you are correct.</p><p>get a real haircut....</p><p>i did. it's my hairdo that is the problem. my hairdo sucks.</p><p>&nbsp;your gay hairdo is fine, its your face that needs work. </p><p>you're the one with the face.</p><p>burn.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you old people are killing me.</p><p>yes phi you are correct.</p><p>get a real haircut....</p><p>i did. it's my hairdo that is the problem. my hairdo sucks.</p><p> your gay hairdo is fine, its your face that needs work. </p><p>you're the one with the face.</p><p>burn.</p><p>&nbsp;my face?&nbsp; i am devilshly handsome and i am not an opie look a like.&nbsp; Emily, run away from him, sheepy is waiting for you with open arms. </p>

[A.J.]

<p>I saw an opossum crossing the street one night -- with its filthy youg hanging of off it.</p><p>Nothing, but nothing, beats the rats&nbsp;found all over&nbsp;DC -- aka &quot;City Kitties&quot;.&nbsp; The damn things are the size of cats.</p>