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PapaBear
01-15-2007, 10:56 AM
<p>Every once in a while, a newbie gets pissed off at people on RonFez.net and ends up calling everyone on here a snotty nosed virgin, or an old man that gets off talking to teenage girls. Let's set the record straight. What's the average age group on here?</p><p><img src="http://epguides.com/SquarePegs/cast.jpg" border="0" width="285" height="290" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 1-15-07 @ 4:29 PM</span>

Team_Ramrod
01-15-2007, 10:57 AM
Age 27 checkin in

Don Stugots
01-15-2007, 11:08 AM
i am 33, i lost my virginity at the young, tender, sweet age of 19.&nbsp; i suck.

weekapaugjz
01-15-2007, 11:10 AM
24 here.

PapaBear
01-15-2007, 11:10 AM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i am 33, i lost my virginity at the young, tender, sweet age of 19.&nbsp; i suck. <p>I'm 40 and lost mine at 18. I was affraid to get girls preggers.</p>

Team_Ramrod
01-15-2007, 11:11 AM
<p>Holy shit Stu! I lost mine at 18! What took you so long!!!!!???????</p><p>Oh man, 19........</p>

moochcassidy
01-15-2007, 11:13 AM
<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br />Age 27 checkin in<p>&nbsp;me too and been shaggin for 10 years</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by moochcassidy on 1-15-07 @ 3:17 PM</span>

Recyclerz
01-15-2007, 11:14 AM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i am 33, i lost my virginity at the young, tender, sweet age of 19.&nbsp;<font color="#3366ff"> </font><strong><em><font color="#3366ff">i suck</font>.</em></strong> <p>Let's not bring the whole <strong><em><font color="#ff0000">technical virgin</font></em></strong> issue in here, young man. ;)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
01-15-2007, 11:14 AM
<p>i had no game, no rap, no pimp hand, i was putting that pussy up on a pedestal.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i never had one date in high school.&nbsp; my prom date was a friend of a friend that went with me out of pity and then left my prom (it wasnt hers, she was a year younger) with another guy.&nbsp; i never had any confidence with women until my mid-20's, after my first divorce. </p>

cougarjake13
01-15-2007, 11:27 AM
age 29 checkin in

TheGameHHH
01-15-2007, 11:29 AM
im 24, going to be 25 in 2 months, been fucking since 15

lleeder
01-15-2007, 11:30 AM
27 and still trying to convince my wife to take my virginity

EliSnow
01-15-2007, 11:31 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I'm 34, and will be 35 in a month and a half.&nbsp; Lost my virginity at 16 in the back of a car.&nbsp; </font>

Judge Smails
01-15-2007, 11:37 AM
<p>I'm 37. Old enough to remember that that show is &quot;Square Pegs&quot;, with a still cute Sarah Jesica Parker&nbsp; (before she grew the horseface).&nbsp; I'll be turning 38 on February 13th.&nbsp; I'll be expecting a birthday thread&nbsp;from someone. Please</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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Team_Ramrod
01-15-2007, 11:38 AM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i had no game, no rap, no pimp hand, i was putting that pussy up on a pedestal.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i never had one date in high school.&nbsp; my prom date was a friend of a friend that went with me out of pity and then left my prom (it wasnt hers, she was a year younger) with another guy.&nbsp; i never had any confidence with women until my mid-20's, after my first divorce. </p><p>My prom/ grad&nbsp;date was a random chick from highschool, I barely spoke to her and had no interest in her what so ever. My buddy told my that (can't remember her name...started with an H...Hillary,&nbsp;Heidi...?????) she was looking for me to ask me to grad. I took off and booted it down the hallway, I jumped down a flight of 12 stairs, clearing all of them. When I landed, a mere 20 feet from the exit, she was standing there. She asked me to grad and I said yes.</p><p>I never had confidence until after my first real break-up. For my rebound I railed a mom of one of the kids I was coaching in hockey. It all went uphill from there.</p>

ChimneyFish
01-15-2007, 11:39 AM
<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Sweet Jesus.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I blink, and I just now realize I'm 30.</font></em></strong></p>

Team_Ramrod
01-15-2007, 11:40 AM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />27 and still trying to convince my wife to take my virginity <p>So you're not mormon then?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 1-15-07 @ 3:40 PM</span>

MadMatt
01-15-2007, 11:44 AM
I've hit 34.

Marc with a c
01-15-2007, 12:25 PM
<p>god, i feel like a school boy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

BoondockSaint
01-15-2007, 12:27 PM
I'm 31 and I was bangin' chicks in my crib.

Marc with a c
01-15-2007, 12:30 PM
why do you have a crib?

BoondockSaint
01-15-2007, 12:33 PM
<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />why do you have a crib? <p>Hopin' to get on MTV.</p>

sailor
01-15-2007, 12:34 PM
<font size="2">a solid 35<br /></font>

Don Stugots
01-15-2007, 12:38 PM
<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>&nbsp;</strong><p>I never had confidence until after my first real break-up. For my rebound I railed a mom of one of the kids I was coaching in hockey. It all went uphill from there.</p><p>&nbsp;its amazing to me how things went for me after that.&nbsp; i never believed it when people said to just show some confidence or act like you dont care and watch what happens.&nbsp; i more than made up for the late start. &nbsp; </p>

burrben
01-15-2007, 12:43 PM
20...and i have a small penis

MadMatt
01-15-2007, 12:45 PM
<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />20...and i have a small penis <p><img src="http://www.inl.gov/featurestories/i/tmi-aerial.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="230" /></p>

Bulldogcakes
01-15-2007, 05:09 PM
<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>god, i feel like a school boy.</p><p> Yea, well I feel like hitting the crack pipe again but I know how to fight those urges. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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PigShitIrish
01-15-2007, 05:14 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>god, i feel like a school boy.</p><p>Yea, well I feel like hitting the crack pipe again but I know how to fight those urges. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 1-15-07 @ 9:11 PM</span> <p>Just made me laugh out loud like an ass.....27 buddays!</p>

Andomray
01-15-2007, 05:14 PM
I am 21, and should not type what first comes to mind....

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AcolyteAndy
01-15-2007, 05:31 PM
<p>33 and not a virgin.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Yosammity
01-15-2007, 05:53 PM
<font size="6">33</font>

johnniewalker
01-15-2007, 06:28 PM
23.&nbsp; Sorry Andomray GodsaidMansaid we can't be friends.&nbsp;

AcolyteAndy
01-15-2007, 06:54 PM
<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />23.&nbsp; Sorry Andomray GodsaidMansaid we can't be friends.&nbsp; <p>Haha. I love those radio commericals</p>

Team_Ramrod
01-15-2007, 06:58 PM
I wish I was a virgin again. It was so much simpler. Never having to crave it, never knowing what you are missing. A relationship could be something where a headache was actually a headache and breasts were just there.

Gvac
01-15-2007, 07:18 PM
I think I lost my virginity before some of you were born.

keithy_19
01-15-2007, 07:24 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i am 33, i lost my virginity at the young, tender, sweet age of 19.&nbsp; i suck. <p>18. I lost my virginity at the 17. Woo!</p>

TheVHD
01-15-2007, 07:26 PM
<p>34... I would love to loose my virginity but I can't get by that DAMN pillowpants!!!</p>

Poochie
01-16-2007, 12:37 AM
<p>28 i am.</p>

reeshy
01-16-2007, 02:39 AM
What's virginity???????????????

PapaBear
01-16-2007, 02:42 AM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />What's virginity??????????????? <p>Someone hasn't voted &quot;Reeshy&quot;, yet. Sorry bud... It wasn't my idea to add it.</p>

Dougie Brootal
01-16-2007, 06:14 AM
22. lost virginity at 17. will be 23 in 11 days. and no one will post in my happy birthday thread....just like last year. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

BoondockSaint
01-16-2007, 06:16 AM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I think I lost my virginity before some of you were born. <p>Dad?&nbsp; Is that you?</p>

ralphbxny
01-16-2007, 06:21 AM
I am 32 going to be 33 in 3 weeks. I was 19 when I lost my virginity. I had gotten a BJ or three in highschool, but no Vag.

ToLEEdo
01-16-2007, 06:43 AM
I'm 19 lost it at 15

riverofpiss
01-16-2007, 10:57 AM
I am 27 and lost it at 16.

RoseBlood
01-17-2007, 01:43 PM
23.. lost it at 15 to my current boyfriend who i met when i was 9.. who said love can't last!

phixion
01-17-2007, 01:48 PM
22 for one more month, i lost my virginity when i was 14. fuckin whore she was

SatCam
01-17-2007, 01:59 PM
16

http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/es/ar/es_ar_toad_1_e.jpg

and 16

kentuckygirl
01-17-2007, 02:02 PM
I'm 27 and this is my very first post ever...sorry no avatar yet, I'm still thinking...

grlNIN
01-17-2007, 02:16 PM
21 niggaaaaaaas.

Coach_Mac
01-17-2007, 02:34 PM
A middle of the road 26.

jonyrotn
03-03-2011, 07:10 PM
21 niggaaaaaaas.
I bet dad was proud that day..
Did you give out wrist bands or just first come first serve?

jonyrotn
03-03-2011, 07:16 PM
<p>god, i feel like a school boy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
I can't just have whatever you desire..