How great is water?

[FMJeff]

<p>I know, stupid question, but here me out. </p><p>How great is water, stripped of impurities, chilled to the absolute perfect temperature, when you're really thirsty...I'm talking high quality water, right balance of minerals and salt. It's really amazing.</p><p>I love water.</p>

[mdr55]

So you're not shitting anymore?<br />

[PapaBear]

The best water is right out of an ice cold spring on a long hike. It's getting hard to find, though.

[MadMatt]

<p>Have you pooped yourself retarded?</p><p>JK</p><p>I am not a big fan of water for some reason.&nbsp; I need some sort of fruity flavor to make it palatable, although the flavor doesn't need to be very strong.</p>

[burrben]

water is great, but it has to be near-freezing for me to drink it

[ralphbxny]

I also am a big fan of the water. During a hot&nbsp;day or hot sex...either way. Water is good!!

[cougarjake13]

its just okay

[sr71blackbird]

I love Dannon sping water

[sailor]

<font size="2">it's mediocre.<br /></font>

[Jughead]

Must be feeling better....???

[Marc with a c]

i like drinks that are also good to swim in.

[lleeder]

I could chug it anytime

[walking joint]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />I love Dannon sping water <p>that is pretty much the only water i don't like to drink.&nbsp; i drink water all day long, outside of the one coke i have a day and alcohol at night.&nbsp; i probably drink 8-10 bottles a day.</p>

[furie]

I prefer Roland Springs

[Doctor Z]

It's alright, but I'm pretty sure water's not supposed to have salt in it.

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />It's alright, but I'm pretty sure water's not supposed to have salt in it. <p>hello, hello! you ever heard of the ocean?</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Man, I don't know who decided to put two hydrogen atoms together with one oxygen atom, but whoever it was is a genius!</font></p><p><img src="http://www.xterraownersclub.com/images/temp/h20.gif" border="0" width="164" height="162" /></p>

[nevnut]

The one substance you cannot live without, but if you drink a&nbsp;Wii too much of&nbsp;it, it can kill you!!!

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by nevnut on 1-15-07 @ 5:11 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />It's alright, but I'm pretty sure water's not supposed to have salt in it. <p>hello, hello! you ever heard of the ocean?</p><p>&nbsp;billy ocean?&nbsp; yes, he looks like he may be salty also.&nbsp; </p>

[Tall_James]

<p><img src="http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9811/11/water.boy/waterboy.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="202" /></p><p>&quot;Feel free to suckle me for some quality H2O.&quot;</p>

[Recyclerz]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Man, I don't know who decided to put two hydrogen atoms together with one oxygen atom, but whoever it was is a genius!</font></p><p><img src="http://www.xterraownersclub.com/images/temp/h20.gif" border="0" width="164" height="162" /></p><p>True!&nbsp; It's chock full of hydrogen bonds goodness.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Fallon]

<p>Yeah, it's okay.</p><p><img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39111000/jpg/_39111309_lee_ap_203body.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

i like it because it makes my cock look bigger

[johnniewalker]

I like the water that comes out of those pitcher filters.&nbsp; I don't think it does a thing, but it makes me like water more.

[Snoogans]

<strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I know, stupid question, but here me out. </p><p>How great is water, stripped of impurities, chilled to the absolute perfect temperature, when you're really thirsty...I'm talking high quality water, right balance of minerals and salt. It's really amazing.</p><p>I love water.</p><p>&nbsp;its not nearly as good as plain old water mixed with all kinds of tasty sugars</p>

[Snoogans]

the only time i really ever drink water is when im smokin weed, like in between hits sometimes if its more harsh then normal. Otherwise i drink real drinks made with water, and convince myself that i dont need to drink water cause i get enough water out of my gatorade and snapple

[johnniewalker]

I never got the whole thing with the kids and the nalgene bottle.&nbsp; Whats wrong with finding a fountain?

[TheGameHHH]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />I never got the whole thing with the kids and the nalgene bottle. Whats wrong with finding a fountain?<p>&nbsp;im 24 and carry a Nalgene bottle with me wherever i go and have done so for years. I love it because its the perfect size drink for me its not too small and not too big. </p>

[riverofpiss]

<p>Nice cold water is great in the bong.&nbsp; I also like to float on it.&nbsp; When it is frozen you can skate on it.&nbsp; Water is cool.</p>

[Kevin]

To me... When i drink water when i am really thirsty... It gets sweeter... Its fantastic... As for Gatorade... I only drink it when i work out.... It taste better the thirstier you get.

[mendyweiss]

<img src="http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/movie/img/photos/photo5.jpg" border="0" width="550" height="404" />

[Kevin]

I always keep a bottle of water near the bed during the night. Nothing better than waking up thirsty and having that water right there for you to drink!

[PapaBear]

<strong>riverofpiss</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">Nice cold water is great in the bong</font>.&nbsp; I also like to float on it.&nbsp; When it is frozen you can skate on it.&nbsp; Water is cool.</p><p>Ever try super hot water, with a few mint leaves, in the bong? Great on a cold winter day.</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>riverofpiss</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">Nice cold water is great in the bong</font>.&nbsp; I also like to float on it.&nbsp; When it is frozen you can skate on it.&nbsp; Water is cool.</p><p>Ever try super hot water, with a few mint leaves, in the bong? Great on a cold winter day.</p><p>Forget cold water, do it with ice!!!</p>

[DonInNC]

<p>Somewhere, on another message board,&nbsp;there's a bunch of carp posting about great air is.</p>

[Andomray]

Smart Water is delicious.ÿ And intelligent.

[lintpit]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />I love Dannon sping water <p>Look for new labelling. Coca Cola now owns the BIG SPRING{Bellefonte,Pa} and the processing and manufacturing of Danone{Dannon}. Produced in same facility that produces Dasani on the East Coast.CCDA Water, Milesburg,Pa.Dannon name no longer to be used as they are no longer involved in plant in any way. That's my job. Hauling water[Dasani, Spring, Vasa, Walgreens, to name a few of many trade names].</p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<p>&quot;<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/81/topic/55715">How great is water?</a>&quot; </p><p><a href="http://www.fmqb.com/Article.asp?id=333969" target="_blank"><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Tell that to Jennifer Lea Strange</font></a></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 1-15-07 @ 10:07 PM</span>

[IamFogHat]

Water is an alcoholic's best friend.

[Mike Teacher]

<p>MS: Two men at a bar</p><p>'I never drink Water'</p><p>'Why?'</p><p>'Fish Fuck in it...'</p><p>and....</p><p>SCENE</p>

[TheVHD]

When you keep your alcohol levels as high as me... water is an essential part of my diet.&nbsp; I make sure to drink at least 48 oz. a day... it really helps you be a functioning alcoholic.

[Poochie]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>riverofpiss</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">Nice cold water is great in the bong</font>.&nbsp; I also like to float on it.&nbsp; When it is frozen you can skate on it.&nbsp; Water is cool.</p><p>Ever try super hot water, with a few mint leaves, in the bong? Great on a cold winter day.</p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">Forget cold water, do it with ice!!!</font></p><p>i second that!</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i like it because it makes my cock look bigger <p>Even in <strong>cold</strong> water?</p><p><img src="http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza036.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="113" /></p>

[A.J.]

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[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">I couldn't live without it.</font></p><p><img src="http://www.craigrousseau.com/gallery/sketches/aquaman.jpg" border="0" width="266" height="243" /></p>

[Tall_James]

<img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/89773666_f24cec2fb5_o.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="299" />

[Tall_James]

<p>Gorillas hate it.</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/gorillashark1au.gif" border="0" width="250" height="188" /></p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Gorillas hate it.</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/gorillashark1au.gif" border="0" width="250" height="188" /></p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Too much can be a problem though...</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/2wmgxvk.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="313" /></p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />It's alright, but I'm pretty sure water's not supposed to have salt in it. <p>Actually if you google &quot;water cure&quot; you get an explanation that you should add like a pinch of seal salt, not table salt to water for minerals and health reasons. It doesnt make the water saly it actually makes it silky, if that makes sense.</p>

[nevnut]

<p><strong>Chilly Water</strong></p><p>Widespread Panic</p><p>In the easy chair with my boots on<br />Melted whiskey in my hand<br />I couldn't have been asleep for more than three hours<br />Time to go to work again<br /><br />Once more I beat the sunrise<br />And there's a dark breeze at my door<br />Raise the water from the well up to my face<br />How could a man like me be poor?<br /><br />As long as there's water<br />Chilly wet water<br />Gimme some of that cool water<br /><br />Well, my horse's eyes are glassy<br />He breathed the city in his lungs last night<br />I lead his natural body<br />To the trough to regain his might<br /><br />Red rooster crow them blues here<br />That Old Blue he round the bull<br />And the mornin's crying rays of sunrise<br />It hasn't rained for three weeks full<br /><br />As long as there's water<br />Chilly well water<br />Gimme some of that cool, cool water<br /><br />Venus light is rising<br />I lay my buckets inside the shed<br />And there's a man I see - a stranger<br />Leaning on the gate outside my fence<br /><br />Said &quot;I'm riding out from the city<br />Where they started holding water back last night<br />I was hoping I could get a drink from your well<br />Before I ride on to another city tonight&quot;<br /><br />Before I ride on to another city tonight<br />Before I ride on to another city tonight<br />Chilly well, chilly well water<br />Cool well, chilly well water<br />Before I ride on </p><font face="Arial" size="2"></font>

[Gwen]

<div align="left">Two lines made this thread:&nbsp;</div><div align="left"><strong>DonInNC</strong> wrote:<br /></div><p>Somewhere, on another message board, there's a bunch of carp posting about great air is.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Marc with a c&nbsp;</strong> wrote:</p><p> <span class="postbody"> <!-- includes/messagecopy2.cfm --> <!-- Script Hacks --> <!-- Script Hacks --> <!-- Links --> <!-- Links ---> i like drinks that are also good to swim in.</span> </p><p>&nbsp;Where do you go from there, childrens, where do you go?</p>

[lleeder]

MMMM...drinkin some water right now

[mikepop]

Dolphins need water.

[lleeder]

&quot;Water,water everywhere so lets all have a drink&quot;

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>H</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>2O&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />It's alright, but I'm pretty sure water's not supposed to have salt in it. <p>Actually if you google &quot;water cure&quot; you get an explanation that you should add like a pinch of seal salt, not table salt to water for minerals and health reasons. It doesnt make the water saly <strong>it actually makes it silky</strong>, if that makes sense.</p><p>i started learning to make water silky as soon as i hit puberty</p>

[Gvac]

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=creZXW6vBYA&amp;mode=related&amp;search=" target="_blank">Be water, my friend.</a>

[Jughead]

I work for BMW........Very Nice!!!<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=creZXW6vBYA&amp;mode=related&amp;search=" target="_blank">Be water, my friend.</a> <p>&nbsp;</p>

[keithy_19]

<p>SODA COULD KICK WATERS ASS! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It gives you cavities too!. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[reillyluck]

<p>by far the best tasting water</p><p>http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/cinderella18/fijiwater.jpg</p>

[Midkiff]

mmmmmmmmm yummy water

[Reephdweller]

<p>Ice cold water is very refreshing. I can't get enough of it. My new fridge has an ice water thinger in it and it's great. </p><p>And some bottled waters definitely taste better than others, especially</p><p>Volvic<br />Avian<br />Fiji</p>

[tele7]

<p>luke warm please</p><p><img src="http://www.bravo.co.uk/dogthebountyhunter/images/doghome.jpg" border="0" width="278" height="347" /></p>

[Kevin]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><p>SODA COULD KICK WATERS ASS! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.tropiccomics.com/ebay/waterboy5.jpg" border="0" width="504" height="391" /></p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />It's alright, but I'm pretty sure water's not supposed to have salt in it. <p>Actually if you google &quot;water cure&quot; you get an explanation that you should add like a pinch of seal salt, not table salt to water for minerals and health reasons. It doesnt make the water saly <strong>it actually makes it silky</strong>, if that makes sense.</p><p>i started learning to make water silky as soon as i hit puberty</p><p>Are you related to Stugots?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />It's alright, but I'm pretty sure water's not supposed to have salt in it. <p>Actually if you google &quot;water cure&quot; you get an explanation that you should add like a pinch of seal salt, not table salt to water for minerals and health reasons. It doesnt make the water saly <strong>it actually makes it silky</strong>, if that makes sense.</p><p>i started learning to make water silky as soon as i hit puberty</p><p>Are you related to Stugots?</p><p>no, no relations...</p>