Haikus for East Side Dave

[mikeyboy]

<p>At this point, Dave is still off of the XM show.&nbsp; Post your haikus for our fallen comrade here.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dave is off XM</p><p>Some say the vote was not fair</p><p>Who will fuck jelly?</p>

[reeshy]

<p>Dave is greatly missed</p><p>I hope he comes back real soon</p><p>I need hot sauce now&nbsp;</p>

[lintpit]

<p><font size="3">Dave fed a dog</font></p><p><font size="3">Dog kissed Dave</font></p><p><font size="3">BAD DAVE</font></p><p><font size="1">Is this a Haiku? Been out of school so long I can't remember!</font></p>

[Gvac]

<p>How can it be so?</p><p>I miss peanut butter balls</p><p>He had a good run&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Kill Earl in his sleep</p><p>I know that it sounds awful</p><p>It's your only chance&nbsp;</p>

[Landblast]

<p>doom vulture for dave</p><p>it rests on his shoulder now</p><p>the carrot should stay&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>lintpit</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">Dave fed a dog</font></p><p><font size="3">Dog kissed Dave</font></p><p><font size="3">BAD DAVE</font></p><p><font size="1">Is this a Haiku? Been out of school so long I can't remember!</font></p><p>Haiku requirements:&nbsp;</p><p>1st line - 5 syllables</p><p>2nd line - 7 syllables</p><p>3rd line - 5 syllables</p>

[Wallower]

<p>I already miss</p><p>that stupid jelly fucker</p><p>he is all I got</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i miss dave badly</p><p>his&nbsp;haunting screams&nbsp;make me laugh</p><p>bring dave back now please</p>

[Wallower]

<p>dave's penis is out</p><p>what is he doing with that?</p><p>it&nbsp;can't be legal</p>

[lintpit]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lintpit</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">Dave fed a dog</font></p><p><font size="3">Dog kissed Dave</font></p><p><font size="3">BAD DAVE</font></p><p><font size="1">Is this a Haiku? Been out of school so long I can't remember!</font></p><p>Haiku requirements:&nbsp;</p><p>1st line - 5 syllables</p><p>2nd line - 7 syllables</p><p>3rd line - 5 syllables</p><p><font size="3">A pretty dog ate</font></p><p><font size="3">Oh David,peanut butter ?</font></p><p><font size="3">Silly silly Dave</font></p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>East Side Dave is gone</p><p>Who will care for the children?</p><p>Roberto, Jivey</p>

[Yosammity]

<p align="center">ron changes the rules</p><p align="center">the vote is controversial</p><p align="center">nothing fez can do</p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p><p align="center">the&nbsp;red-head walks on</p><p align="center">our&nbsp;broken hearts bleed&nbsp;hot sauce&nbsp;</p><p align="center">might've been earl's fault</p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p><p align="center">a&nbsp;husky, jelly,</p><p align="center">a blow up doll -- mistresses</p><p align="center">Claire will&nbsp;never know.</p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p>

[Wallower]

<p>there is an issue</p><p>the argument proven wrong</p><p>yet dave argues on</p>

[Landblast]

<p>Rex has gone missing</p><p>his food bowl is full of food</p><p>bring back Rex Dave, now!&nbsp;</p>

[Wallower]

<p>hot sauce in my ass!<br /><br />the vote done in absencia,<br /><br />fatty pneumonia?</p>

[bobrobot]

<p>east side dave in flux</p><p>east side dave is kinda fucked</p><p>jelly&nbsp;gets revenge</p>

[Landblast]

<p>innocent jelly</p><p>jelly doesn't mean no harm</p><p>yet jelly gets fucked&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p>red&nbsp;head of failure</p><p>carrot top's&nbsp;crimson stepchild</p><p>bloody&nbsp;abortion</p><span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 1-15-07 @ 10:02 PM</span>

[MadMatt]

<p><font size="2">I like ESD<br />He is a retard Genius<br />Ron was a bully</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Like most voting shows</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Friday was a complete farce<br /></font><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Bring back ESD</span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 1-15-07 @ 10:04 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>why did he leave so</p><p>suddenly there is sadness</p><p>i feel fucking gay</p>

[Wallower]

<p>without the heel dave</p><p>ron, the face, will attack fez</p><p>we must protect fez</p>

[bobrobot]

<p>hair like a fanned flame</p><p>he stands tall like a candle</p><p>snuffed out poof he's gone</p>

[MadMatt]

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Ronnie asked the man</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&ldquo;Do you need more hot sauce Dave?&rdquo;</font></p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Screams were the reply</span>

[Wallower]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why did he leave so</p><p>suddenly there is sadness</p><p>i feel fucking gay</p><p>funkman says he's gay</p><p>lets all support the funkman</p><p>no shame in his game</p>

[MadMatt]

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Where, oh where is Dave?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Hot sauce burned his poor a-hole<br /></font><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Doctors only laugh </span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><font color="#ffffff">__&nbsp;</font></span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal">Dave was an asset</p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal">Alas, he has been banished</p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal">We miss you Big Cheese</p></span><span class="post_edited"></span><span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 1-15-07 @ 10:14 PM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p>we passed, ships @ nite</p><p>he 1 way, I the other</p><p>he still smells funny</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>His talent burned bright</p><p>like a bonfire at midnight</p><p>his asshole smoking</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Landblast]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why did he leave so</p><p>suddenly there is sadness</p><p>i feel fucking gay</p><p>funkman is not gay</p><p>his posts should be Hall Of Fame</p><p>the carrot must stay&nbsp;</p>

[MadMatt]

Damn these are fun.&nbsp;

[Wallower]

according to dave<br />salt purifies anything<br />tell my dead mother

[bobrobot]

<p>Dave screams like Fay Wray</p><p>soon to be King Kong's bitch</p><p>sex w/ monkeys next?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[MadMatt]

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">How can it be Dave?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Beloved redhead misfit<br /></font><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Now we&rsquo;re stuck with Earl</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p>

[bobrobot]

<p>emergency room</p><p>genitalia burning</p><p>shock jock laffing stock</p><span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 1-15-07 @ 10:28 PM</span>

[MadMatt]

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why, oh why, Dave, why?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why let Ron run the voting?</font></p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Knew you were screwed, dude.</span>

[Wallower]

o paltalk dancer<br />infamous drunken caller<br />red head can survive

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Everyone cried</p><p>taken from&nbsp;us&nbsp;way&nbsp;too soon</p><p>There&nbsp;will&nbsp;be&nbsp;no other</p>

[Landblast]

<p>Haikus are just fine</p><p>the sun's got nothing on Dave</p><p>Dave is more orange, agreed?&nbsp;</p>

[johnniewalker]

<p>Dave cannot be gone</p><p>I'm in complete denial</p><p>What's next, Fez is Gay</p>

[bobrobot]

<p>RonFez dot net friend</p><p>left 4 FBA, paltalk</p><p>god punished yer ass!</p>

[Kevin]

<p>Dave should stay</p><p>Earl should go</p><p>because Kevin said so!</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p>RonFez dot net friend</p><p>left 4 FBA, paltalk</p><p>god punished yer ass!</p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Wow, Bobo is pissed.</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Dave had better watch his ass</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Bobo is no slouch</font></p><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></font> <p>&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p>dave's a beached dolphin</p><p>w/ deer ticks &amp; big shark bites</p><p>no&nbsp;Doc to save him</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>bobo&nbsp;is&nbsp;so&nbsp;right</p><p>You&nbsp;left&nbsp;and&nbsp;now&nbsp;you&nbsp;must pay</p><p>I&nbsp;still love&nbsp;you Dave</p>

[MadMatt]

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">How long can it last</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">This travesty of justice?</font></p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Dave won the vote, Ron</span>

[bobrobot]

<p>do you smell that smell?</p><p>that hot sauce &amp; whiskey smell?</p><p>not like victory</p>

[MadMatt]

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Dave left us like schlubs</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Yet I still like him a lot</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">And wish him the best</font></p><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></font>

[bobrobot]

<p>my translucent friend</p><p>Irish fountain of jism</p><p>hit the road, jack off</p>

[Jubjubs]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">The Rutgers of radio</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Chefs don't call him Lucky Boy</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Burned peehole his fate</font></p>

[bobrobot]

<p>this is all in jest</p><p>dave you know I love you best</p><p>i am a liar</p>

[badmonkey]

<p>Now that Dave is gone<br />ThereIsNoRadio he<br />may find one last chance</p><p><br />Dave off Ron and Fez<br />The Badmonkey Show needs a<br />red haired whipping boy</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I love young David</p><p>He made me laugh oh so much</p><p>He is gone now....WHY!?</p>

[Wallower]

<p>dave masterbated<br /><br />now he can't afford travel<br /><br />grand canyon is saved</p>

[bobrobot]

<p>Radio Psychic</p><p>podcast or internet show</p><p>payday is never</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Need some fast cash Dave?</p><p>pimp yer GF to a chef</p><p>the rest is gravy</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Made his life public</p><p>His mod quote says jackin it</p><p>I'm jerkin....My tears</p>

[mikeyboy]

<font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Here's your board gossip</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">The jury hurt like hot sauce</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Burnt ass for nothing</font></p></font><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Day before the vote</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&quot;I'm Bob Backlin.&nbsp; Abuse Me.&quot;</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Is Jay Mohr Satan?</font></p>

[Cleophus James]

<p>Dave is off XM</p><p>With his asshole on the mend</p><p>Card I will not send</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Harry dogs he fucks&nbsp;</p><p>God don't let him reproduce </p><p>hope he has no nuts</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dave off xm line credit to mikeyboy&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Dave should stay</p><p>Earl should go</p><p>because Kevin said so!</p><p>It is all is clear now</p><p>Kevin sucks at the haikus</p><p>Must have failed third grade</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Ron and Fez bring Joy</p><p>Not to Davey Mac of course</p><p>Made fun of daily</p><p>He kept comming back</p><p>Sometimes I feel bad for him</p><p>I do hate Jay Mohr</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Dave should stay</p><p>Earl should go</p><p>because Kevin said so!</p><p>It is all <strong><font color="#0000ff">is</font></strong> clear now</p><p>Kevin sucks at the haikus</p><p>Must have failed third grade</p><p>Mikey should not grouse<br />His work is not without fault<br />&quot;is&quot; is in there twice</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 1-15-07 @ 11:15 PM</span>

[TheVHD]

<p>Jay Mohr made you sick</p><p>Fire crotch maniac prick</p><p>Your balls dogs won't lick</p>

[Wallower]

<p>call from the future<br /><br />dave still living in basement<br /><br />depression sets in<br /></p><p>adopted stray dog<br /><br />in hospital with torn balls<br /><br />should have used creamy</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I weep for East Side</p><p>And his bride-to-be West Side</p><p>They are Philly bound&nbsp;</p>

[Cleophus James]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Dave should stay</p><p>Earl should go</p><p>because Kevin said so!</p><p>It is all <strong><font color="#0000ff">is</font></strong> clear now</p><p>Kevin sucks at the haikus</p><p>Must have failed third grade</p><p>Mikey should not grouse<br />His work is not without fault<br />&quot;is&quot; is in there twice</p><p>&nbsp;</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by MadMatt on 1-15-07 @ 11:15 PM</span><p>&nbsp;5 face</p><p>7 face </p><p>5 face</p><p>(I'm tired)&nbsp;</p>

[Wallower]

<p>daves dumb haiku thread</p><p>you are responsible for</p><p>jacking my post count</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Dave should stay</p><p>Earl should go</p><p>because Kevin said so!</p><p>It is all <strong><font color="#0000ff">is</font></strong> clear now</p><p>Kevin sucks at the haikus</p><p>Must have failed third grade</p><p>Mikey should not grouse<br />His work is not without fault<br />&quot;is&quot; is in there twice</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by MadMatt on 1-15-07 @ 11:15 PM</span> <p>Mikeyboy gets &quot;Face!&quot;</p><p>MadMatt must have forgotten</p><p>Where's that ban smiley?</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/banning.gif" border="0" width="47" height="38" /></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Philadelphia</p><p>Daves future home for talk</p><p>laugh for me I'm sad</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>spring lake he came from</p><p>like a ghost in the night mist</p><p>i just got sprayed ewww</p>

[timhorton]

<p>Red Head DJ gone</p><p>no longer X M voice guy</p><p>Free FM burned butt</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Fifteenth today guys!</p><p>Replay on XM Virus?</p><p>Miss them already</p><p>Dave could have been Gold</p><p>Did he burn and he's now gone?</p><p>Contract expired!</p><p>Opie, ant and Jim</p><p>Twenty Four Seven Virus</p><p>Free FM now</p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; Norman Rockwell showed....</font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; Grown up red-heads get the shaft.....</font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; Yours, hot sauce painted.............</font></p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Dave should stay</p><p>Earl should go</p><p>because Kevin said so!</p><p>It is all <strong><font color="#0000ff">is</font></strong> clear now</p><p>Kevin sucks at the haikus</p><p>Must have failed third grade</p><p>Mikey should not grouse<br />His work is not without fault<br />&quot;is&quot; is in there twice</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by MadMatt on 1-15-07 @ 11:15 PM</span> <p>Mikeyboy gets &quot;Face!&quot;</p><p>MadMatt must have forgotten</p><p>Where's that ban smiley?</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/banning.gif" border="0" width="47" height="38" /></p><p>Mikeyboy is great<br />And with&nbsp;the threat of banning<br />I will kiss his ass</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" /></p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">Sadly we lament.....</font></p><p><font size="2">&quot;Where have all the cowbells gone?&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2">Like some folk-y song.........</font></p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">A layer of dust.....</font></p><p><font size="2">Builds on stacks of Board Gossip...</font></p><p><font size="2">Razzle.....Dazzle.........................Weeeep.</font></p>

[feralBoy]

<p>At the hospital&nbsp;</p><p>The nurse reluctantly asks.</p><p>&quot;Show me your anus.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Burnt arm pits and ass</p><p>&quot;Is this part of your job, Dave?&quot;</p><p>West Side sheds a tear</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>bronxy</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; Norman Rockwell showed....</font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; Grown up red-heads get the shaft.....</font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; Yours, hot sauce painted.............</font></p><p>Kathleen from the Bronx!</p><p>Now we have a laureate.</p><p>Step back, you bitches!</p>

[bobrobot]

<p>You're Duke of New York</p><p>You're &quot;A&quot; number 1, Budday</p><p>Is A1 hot sauce?</p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">Tom Coughlin remains....</font></p><p><font size="2">and yet East Side Dave is lost.....</font></p><p><font size="2">Ahhhh Geez, New Jersey!</font></p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote: <p>Kathleen from the Bronx!</p><p>Now we have a laureate.</p><p>Step back, you bitches!</p><p>(Aw thanks dude, just read this! Made me laugh ...and so...)</p><p>&nbsp; Mikeyboy you rule!</p><p>&nbsp; I am&nbsp;blushing SO beet-red...</p><p>&nbsp; Won't off-myself now </p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" />&nbsp;</p>

[Plethora]

Oh, co-hise co-hise<br />he shot that shit to the sky<br />&nbsp; no co-hise! no! no!<br /><br />dave: i need something <br />to put my jellybeans in!<br />&nbsp; jellybeans... get it?<br /><br />carny, carny, rube<br />take a walk on the midway<br />&nbsp; a work? a shoot? hmmm<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>don't skirt the issue</p><p>go with the bit or else man</p><p>love earl and his way</p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">Remember your dream??!!!</font></p><p><font size="2">To start, &quot;Reddie's Redhead Bar?&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2">Looks like now's the time......</font></p><p><font size="2">David Caruso!</font></p><p><font size="2">Eric Stoltz will show up too....</font></p><p><font size="2">Free shots??? So will I.....</font></p>

[NorthDakotaRUBE]

<p>hmm...(I hope Reeshy approves!)</p><p>&nbsp;burnt asshole GOOD!</p><p>but Ronny wants him OFF NOW!</p><p>I pay for retards!!</p><p>&nbsp;...and SCENE...</p>

[Plethora]

<p>the tale of dog tail.<br />was it true? was it complete?<br />&nbsp; look! red man-puppies?<br /><br />in the cruel city<br />somewhere in astoria<br />&nbsp; puppet weeps small tears</p><p>it was a nice run<br />lack of pants joke not enough<br />&nbsp; back to hot dog sales<br /><br />voting in question<br />jimmy carter boards a plane<br />&nbsp; free and fair, my ass<br /></p>

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[NorthDakotaRUBE]

<p>your creepy clay head freaks me out but you're haiKU-TRUDAT!!&nbsp;&nbsp; so I have no problem...</p>

[y2biz]

<p><font size="4">Jelly Jar needs love </font></p><p><font size="4">Pavlov's dog shall drool no more</font></p><p><font size="4">Oh, who could it be?&nbsp;</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">&quot;There comes a creature....&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (???!!!)</font></p><p><font size="2">Dave's botched lyrics will be missed.....</font></p><p><font size="2">That ain't, &quot;Danny Boy!&quot;</font></p>

[Poochie]

<p>i love dave so much</p><p>even with those racoon eyes</p><p>his hair is way neat</p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Dave singing, &quot;Rawhide...&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2">Takes on gruesome new meaning.....</font></p><p><font size="2">Post-hot-sauce snafu....</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p>

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[PapaBear]

<p>Dave's not really gone</p><p>I refuse to admit it</p><p>Hold on... Who is Dave?</p>

[cupcakelove]

<p>Put it on the line&nbsp;</p><p>Forgot to show up for work&nbsp;</p><p>Moving to Philly&nbsp;</p>

[Servo]

<p>Well, he asked for it</p><p>He begged for the black man's whip</p><p>Now he gets the shaft</p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>No more Roberto</p><p>no more made up board gossip</p><p>bit killer is gone</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>RIP ESD !</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[cupcakelove]

<p>The JV all star</p><p>Member of the writers guild</p><p>Lives in the basement</p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>Save the memories</p><p>Ah, domo arigato</p><p>Mister Roberto</p>

[Wallower]

<p>who loves you east side?</p><p>dog face? smuckers grape jelly?</p><p>not ron bennington</p>

[cupcakelove]

<p>The sting of failure</p><p>Hot sauce makes it all better&nbsp;</p><p>Maybe some jelly&nbsp;</p>

[timhorton]

<p>Roberto, Jivey</p><p>Wooden heads Dave gave voice</p><p>All but splinters now</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Free FM Daves Home</p><p>X M money is now gone</p><p>Sell Ads Lucky boy</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Red Hair, Pasty Skin</p><p>Can you refuse him the spotlight?</p><p>Apparently so.</p>

[LOAF]

<p>Dave is off XM</p><p>My dog is finally safe</p><p>Outy 5 people</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[LarryLabia]

<p>There's only one creep</p><p>Who can replace East Side Dave</p><p>His name&nbsp;is BIG A!!!!!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ShowerBench]

<p>Cries of voter fraud</p><p>Huskies and Smuckers are sad</p><p>Farewell&nbsp;my Red Plague.</p>

[KilgoreTrout]

<p>Does he eat his poop?</p><p>judging by his hair color,</p><p>i sure do think so.</p>

[y2biz]

<p><font size="4">Boss man shitcans Dave</font></p><p><font size="4">We all know what's coming next</font></p><p><font size="4">&quot;I'm Ron, there's Big A......&quot;</font> <br /> </p>

[diggercpa]

<p>Fuck R &amp; F</p><p>F should go</p><p>R should blow</p><p>ESD glows</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hello Howie&nbsp; OOOO&nbsp; he invented stuttering John</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Tired bit!!!</p>

[Landblast]

<p>jar of jelly sits</p><p>jar of jelly looks around</p><p>the jelly gets raped&nbsp;</p>

[killridemedly]

<p>So many depressed</p><p>Over red head's departure</p><p>It's a fucking bit&nbsp;</p>

[BLZBUBBA]

<p>ROBERTO PUPPET</p><p>A WOODEN HEAD&nbsp;AND NO BRAIN</p><p>MORE GLIB THAN BLACK EARL</p>

[rookie]

<p>&nbsp;i miss dave</p><p>he's a loveable retard</p><p>i want his job</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>where oh where is he</p><p>the one that brought me much joy</p><p>eat the brassiole earl</p>

[CJJames]

<p>Dave's a tired bit</p><p>Let him live on Free FM</p><p>Hire HTG</p>

[hotshot70]

<p>Dave should come back soon</p><p>Ron is just a big jackass</p><p>The Fez and Dave Show?</p>

[Gvac]

<p>A hasty challenge</p><p>&quot;Let the listeners decide&quot;</p><p>Regretful sorrow&nbsp;</p>

[DonInNC]

<p>Redhead shoots off mouth</p><p>XM gods must be appeased</p><p>Dave - see ya budday.</p>

[stinkbud]

<p>A fan gets a job</p><p>Loyalty gets you so far</p><p>Mr. B. you douche!&nbsp;</p>

[PigShitIrish]

<p>Dave had his moments</p><p>Jelly, chefs, dog sex, hot sauce</p><p>Ron and Fez move on</p>

[stinkbud]

<p>Red haired nut sack with</p><p>a generous dab of Jif</p><p>Husky's dillemna&nbsp;</p>

[ChrisTheCop]

<ul><li>he made me laugh once</li><li>show is better without him</li><li>now and in the past.<br /></li></ul>

[MellySmelly]

<p>red asshole of fire</p><p>blame it on jerkoff Jay Mohr</p><p>pee in butt will burn</p>

[Basedow]

<p>Tangerine Sadness</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why Has Dog Rapist Been Tossed?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dave No Go Bye Bye&nbsp;</p>

[Basedow]

<p>Pumpkin Hair Cacklin'</p><p>Cringe. Come into the Razos,</p><p>Oh Rosalita.&nbsp;</p>

[ChrisTheCop]

<p>always brings the show</p><p>when on the studio mic</p><p>to a screeching halt&nbsp;</p>

[spadanko]

<p>Bald red head so gay</p><p>but missed on ron and fez show</p><p>guys please bring back dave</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[spadanko]

<p>hot sauce toupee guy</p><p>also with burning armpits</p><p>asshole still sensations</p>

[reillyluck]

<p>daves nice on the phone</p><p>when calling the fm show</p><p>i really miss dave</p>

[Basedow]

<p>Casper head deceased.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Tears spilling on empty kilt.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Who now will fuck jelly?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>---</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Bless Midnight Rider.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>he's funky like a monkey&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>not like east side sam&nbsp;</p>

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[lintpit]

<p><font face="book antiqua,palatino" size="3">American Dream?</font></p><p><font face="Book Antiqua" size="3">A Red Headed Imposter!</font></p><p><font face="Book Antiqua" size="3">Bravo Sierra!!</font></p>

[CJJames]

<p>The Midnight Rambler</p><p>Red plastic hat looks very gay</p><p>&quot;Hoo-Ha, Discotech&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Idiots bash&nbsp;Ron</p><p>Know nothing 'bout radio</p><p>Don't you feel dumb now?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The Midnight Rider</p><p>Sounds like&nbsp;Clampett's bastard son</p><p>Drown in cement pond</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fans asked for Dave's head</p><p>Instead, Ron shows us inside</p><p>Oh God, please save us</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Midnight&nbsp;Ram-Rider</p><p>East Side can't&nbsp;get the name straight&nbsp;</p><p>He can't riff, either</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Saphire needs love</p><p>Attraction to Rider strong</p><p>Will fainting jewel fall?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>First day on XM</p><p>Rider called Po, Po-Rican</p><p>Midnight will&nbsp;feel pain</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Claire has crazy beau</p><p>Jelly, dogs, tats, now&nbsp;he's Sybil&nbsp;</p><p>Chef looks good now, right?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sandler has now called</p><p>Wiki says cease and desist</p><p>Rider has no bit</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The mask covers lips</p><p>Makes it hard to hear Rider</p><p>Enunciate, fuck!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[zentraed]

<p>The man wore a mask</p><p>following an injured ass.</p><p>East Side Dave is loved.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Chairman Mao once said,</p><p>His nation should be Dave red!</p><p>Still, the Chinese march.</p><p>&nbsp;</p> <span class="post_edited"></span>

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[natureboyricfez]

<p>scar tissued forehead</p><p>Dusty had floppy bitch tits</p><p>East Side Dave is dead.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>American Dream</p><p>The Bionic elbow smash</p><p>hurts less than hot sauce</p>

[BustahMyTool]

I miss Larry Labia