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TinyInfantJesus

01-16-2007, 10:50 PM

I'm a newbie troller, but have been listening since early WNEW days. Well, I have enjoyed ESD more than maybe any other producer the show has had. ESD's departure has left a lot of suspicion. The show continues to take calls on the air about the entire incident, which is a little odd. So I still believe this is a bit. As for how this will end it all has to do with the Nature Boy. In 1990 Ric Flair wore a mask and wrestled as Black Scorpion to hide his identity during a feud with Sting. Another great example is when Owen Hart made a tearful apology and left the WWF only to return as the Blue Blazer. So obviously you can see where I'm going with this. I think there will be an interesting new producer at the end of this week.

CJJames

01-16-2007, 11:12 PM

The wooden dummy or Roberto?

MikeB

01-17-2007, 12:59 AM

So when does dave fall from the rafters and break his neck on a ring post?

kellermcgee21

01-17-2007, 02:30 AM

I miss TinyInfantJesus fez

ReverseFP

01-17-2007, 05:28 AM

I'm terrible at guessing these things, but I see Dave as "staying gone" in the sense that he hangs around and shows up as a frequent guest but doesn't officially work for the XM show anymore.1. Dave's humor largely revolves around the stories he tells and the things they can get him to do.  I think R&F might be worried that both of those threads are getting kind of frayed, and that leaves Dave as a board-op who doesn't know how to run the board.  Maybe Dave needs to conserve however many bits are left in him.2. Pitz and Johnny could both use promotions, and the Buddays seem to enjoy staying in touch with old friends and coworkers.  So there's a pool of show-familiar talent that could take over quickly.3. Dave's a funny guy, but, I'd suspect, a lazy bastard who can't handle working 12p-9p every day (plus whatever XM show prep he does).  I wouldn't be surprised if they think he's funnier or fresher right off the blocks.  Perhaps the extended schedule isn't washing with West Side either.  (Or who knows.)4. As a caller mentioned yesterday, less Dave means more Fez.  As Fez gets stronger, his "old Fez" days get more frequent and more manic, and I think Ron would like to encourage that.5. Having Dave as an ex-employee that still has access to XM air opens up all sorts of feuds between the XM staff and the FM staff as Dave either schemes to get his old job back or tries to tear other people down a la Earl.  I think the two wrestling fans could appreciate the story line possibilities of Dave spending at least a few months trying to get back in.

cupcakelove

01-17-2007, 05:34 AM

I think them taking calls about the situation has to do with the way he left the show. It was all on air, so there's nothing to hide about it.  If he had quit or been fired behind the scenes, not talking about it on air would be the right thing to do, but this is different.

This message was edited by cupcakelove on 1-17-07 @ 9:34 AM

ReverseFP

01-17-2007, 05:40 AM

I should add that I don't have access to the FM show, so if I just said something that's been directly contradicted in the evening, then I'm an ass and that's that.

FUNKMAN

01-17-2007, 06:02 AM

i think dave will be getting breast implants so ronnie can tittie fuck him but not sure

TinyInfantJesus

01-17-2007, 01:59 PM

Looks like I was wrong and we're stuck with this Midnight Rambler guy.

This message was edited by TinyInfantJesus on 1-17-07 @ 6:00 PM

Don Stugots

01-17-2007, 02:01 PM

TinyInfantJesus wrote: Looks like I was wrong and we're stuck with this Midnight Rider Guy.  stuck?  i have no idea what you are talking about by saying "we're stuck," you have a mouse in your pocket?

TinyInfantJesus

01-17-2007, 02:02 PM

Team_Ramrod

01-17-2007, 02:03 PM

You know what infant; you were right. Good for you. Thanks for ruining a great thing. I want to see the 40 year old Virgin...Wanna tell me how that ends too?                              Good job budday! You were bang on. (Even though you saddened me by bringing up Owen)

TinyInfantJesus

01-17-2007, 02:05 PM

Team_Ramrod

01-17-2007, 02:06 PM

Again with the Owen thing... Why not bring up Daveyboy too

smleeth

01-17-2007, 02:08 PM

Don Stugots wrote: TinyInfantJesus wrote: Looks like I was wrong and we're stuck with this Midnight Rider Guy.  stuck?  i have no idea what you are talking about by saying "we're stuck," you have a mouse in your pocket? Believe it or not there are many listeners that would rather change channels than listen to ESD overact and desperately try to be the 3rd mic whore.  Hence the "we're stuck".  The show was better before ESD and it will be great again whe the dumbass hangs himself with the long rope XM/FM/R&F have given him...

TinyInfantJesus

01-17-2007, 02:09 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: Again with the Owen thing... Why not bring up Daveyboy too Hey this is just a tribute as Tenacious D would say. On a side note I named my bulldog Davey Boy Smith.

TinyInfantJesus

01-17-2007, 02:10 PM

smleeth wrote: Don Stugots wrote: TinyInfantJesus wrote: Looks like I was wrong and we're stuck with this Midnight Rider Guy. stuck? i have no idea what you are talking about by saying "we're stuck," you have a mouse in your pocket? Believe it or not there are many listeners that would rather change channels than listen to ESD overact and desperately try to be the 3rd mic whore. Hence the "we're stuck". The show was better before ESD and it will be great again whe the dumbass hangs himself with the long rope XM/FM/R&F have given him... No the stuck was sarcasm. I love ESD. R&F need that guy they can pick on as 3rd mic. I mean that's what Fezzie was when he was down in Florida. So by slamming what ESD is and does you're slamming Fezzie in a backwards sort of way.

cal5000

01-17-2007, 02:37 PM

TinyInfantJesus wrote: smleeth wrote: Don Stugots wrote: TinyInfantJesus wrote: Looks like I was wrong and we're stuck with this Midnight Rider Guy. stuck? i have no idea what you are talking about by saying "we're stuck," you have a mouse in your pocket? Believe it or not there are many listeners that would rather change channels than listen to ESD overact and desperately try to be the 3rd mic whore. Hence the "we're stuck". The show was better before ESD and it will be great again whe the dumbass hangs himself with the long rope XM/FM/R&F have given him... No the stuck was sarcasm. I love ESD. R&F need that guy they can pick on as 3rd mic. I mean that's what Fezzie was when he was down in Florida. So by slamming what ESD is and does you're slamming Fezzie in a backwards sort of way. Thats crap. Fez is funny and ESD is a whipping boy who alienates half the audience. R&F decided they could do better for the good of teh XM show--just like when Fez stopped talking about wrestling.Its business. ESD cant run the board or the show--so he's deadweight.Plus how many guests did ESD pull? How many guests did he annoy or was so embarassing they dont let him around the guests? Between that and the corporate crap he pulled (freaking out on air, reading emails, insulting fans with XM email), it was time for him to go. Hes lucky to have made it this long. Hes a retard that everyone feels bad for, but they cant defend based on his actions.

Snoogans

01-17-2007, 02:42 PM

cal5000 wrote: TinyInfantJesus wrote: smleeth wrote: Don Stugots wrote: TinyInfantJesus wrote: Looks like I was wrong and we're stuck with this Midnight Rider Guy. stuck? i have no idea what you are talking about by saying "we're stuck," you have a mouse in your pocket? Believe it or not there are many listeners that would rather change channels than listen to ESD overact and desperately try to be the 3rd mic whore. Hence the "we're stuck". The show was better before ESD and it will be great again whe the dumbass hangs himself with the long rope XM/FM/R&F have given him... No the stuck was sarcasm. I love ESD. R&F need that guy they can pick on as 3rd mic. I mean that's what Fezzie was when he was down in Florida. So by slamming what ESD is and does you're slamming Fezzie in a backwards sort of way. Thats crap. Fez is funny and ESD is a whipping boy who alienates half the audience. R&F decided they could do better for the good of teh XM show--just like when Fez stopped talking about wrestling.Its business. ESD cant run the board or the show--so he's deadweight.Plus how many guests did ESD pull? How many guests did he annoy or was so embarassing they dont let him around the guests? Between that and the corporate crap he pulled (freaking out on air, reading emails, insulting fans with XM email), it was time for him to go. Hes lucky to have made it this long. Hes a retard that everyone feels bad for, but they cant defend based on his actions. ummm, have any of you guys actually called the show?

shittyhambrgers

01-17-2007, 02:44 PM

MikeB wrote: So when does dave fall from the rafters and break his neck on a ring post? HAHA  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />

Kerouac931

01-17-2007, 02:52 PM

cal5000 wrote: Thats crap. Fez is funny and ESD is a whipping boy who alienates half the audience. R&F decided they could do better for the good of teh XM show--just like when Fez stopped talking about wrestling.Its business. ESD cant run the board or the show--so he's deadweight.Plus how many guests did ESD pull? How many guests did he annoy or was so embarassing they dont let him around the guests? Between that and the corporate crap he pulled (freaking out on air, reading emails, insulting fans with XM email), it was time for him to go. Hes lucky to have made it this long. Hes a retard that everyone feels bad for, but they cant defend based on his actions.Yeah. Good call. Midnight Rider is much better.

lleeder

01-17-2007, 02:54 PM

I can't believe how dead-on your guess was. Great call, I never thought they would go this direction.

smleeth

01-17-2007, 02:56 PM

No the stuck was sarcasm. I love ESD. R&F need that guy they can pick on as 3rd mic. I mean that's what Fezzie was when he was down in Florida. So by slamming what ESD is and does you're slamming Fezzie in a backwards sort of way. I missed your sarcasm but my point still stands.  I'd never slam Fezzie, I was making the point that ESD is supposed to be a producer but he spends every second grabbing for the 3rd mic if he has a chance to act like a fool.  Fezzie has/had radio history and talent.  ESD has neither...and his college radio days don't count.  His degree probably doesn't count either...Thats crap. Fez is funny and ESD is a whipping boy who alienates half the audience. R&F decided they could do better for the good of teh XM show--just like when Fez stopped talking about wrestling. Bingo.  I think that's the reason why so many people are calling in, trolling the boards and getting passionate over something that 99% of us know is a bit.  The fact ESD alienates half of the audience should be reason enough to send him on his way or simply keep him off mic.  You can't get a real poll of what people think about him on these boards, because he came from the board trenches and he's kind of a hero to them.  Picture him as the guy next door who runs for office or makes it in the entertainment business.  I'd venture to guess that if there was a true poll of all R&F listeners it would turn out like this:25% Truly like Dave or identify with him25% Love to hate him and like to hear him be the victim in the bit50% Can't stand the translucent attention whore and miss pre-ESD R&F (even more than soundboard Fezzie)Hes lucky to have made it this long. Hes a retard that everyone feels bad for, but they cant defend based on his actions. Couldn't have said it better myself...only hoo hoo Robin is more lucky. 

This message was edited by smleeth on 1-17-07 @ 7:00 PM

TinyInfantJesus

01-17-2007, 03:04 PM

The point I'm trying to make is that no one comes on to the radio and within a year become a polished personality. Look at Earl, would you say he has a polished and crisp radio personality? Fezzie was a producer for Ron and Ron, and I'm sure he was endlessly picked on by Ron and Fez, just like Dave is. That's how Ronnie runs the show, and the formula has been successful for many years now.There needs to be someone to be someone who is the butt of the joke or 'heel' on this show.  Al Dukes may have done it the best, but now ESD is really making a run at that title. If you hate him and you love it when Ronnie is going crazy on Dave or throwing the cowbell at him, they got you. Then again if you think Dave's personality is great, they got you. The formula they have is flawless.

smleeth

01-17-2007, 03:14 PM

Flawless if you fall into one of those categories.  I fall into the category in which I really want to change the channel when ESD goes on a rant (though I tough it out, for now) but I'd find great pleasure in finding out he was finally off the show.  I'd also find great pleasure in seeing the "adult" act like a drunken 18-year old in public because he can't handle his booze and still can't figure that fact out.  The biggest problem is (and Ron has addressed this more than once) that Dave goes over the top on purpose and tries to top everyone else by being "extreme".  That, and his dumbass accents.  Oh yeah, and the fact he tosses Earl under the bus at the drop of a hat...Earl has earned his place in radio and is technically ESD's boss.I'm in the 50% that like the show much better when we don't have to hear him or hear about him.

This message was edited by smleeth on 1-17-07 @ 7:17 PM

Team_Ramrod

01-17-2007, 03:53 PM

TinyInfantJesus wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: Again with the Owen thing... Why not bring up Daveyboy too  Hey this is just a tribute as Tenacious D would say. On a side note I named my bulldog Davey Boy Smith. I named my bulldog Georgia.....get it????? hahahahahahahNo seriously, her name is Georgia....I want to name my next one Gonzaga or Zag or something of the like.

TinyInfantJesus

01-17-2007, 04:31 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: TinyInfantJesus wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: Again with the Owen thing... Why not bring up Daveyboy too Hey this is just a tribute as Tenacious D would say. On a side note I named my bulldog Davey Boy Smith. I named my bulldog Georgia.....get it????? hahahahahahahNo seriously, her name is Georgia....I want to name my next one Gonzaga or Zag or something of the like. I think I'm going to get a Mastiff soon. I'm going to go with Benny or Smalls.

PopPop

01-17-2007, 04:47 PM

my eagerness to suspend disbelief shames me.

Tenbatsuzen

01-17-2007, 04:52 PM

So Dave's harness is going to fail, and he's going to fall chest first into an inanimate object?Look out, Earl.

hafast

01-17-2007, 04:56 PM

Why do I suddenly feel that Dave has been creating a bunch of new logons and arguing with himself?

TinyInfantJesus

01-17-2007, 05:15 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: So Dave's harness is going to fail, and he's going to fall chest first into an inanimate object?Look out, Earl.  Actually what I was getting at was that Ric Flair was facing Sting who was in the Wolfpac, as was Owen Hart's brother Bret. So I was actually trying to say that Konnan was going to be the new producer.

brainwart

01-17-2007, 05:23 PM

smleeth wrote:25% Truly like Dave or identify with him25% Love to hate him and like to hear him be the victim in the bit50% Can't stand the translucent attention whore and miss pre-ESD R&F (even more than soundboard Fezzie)Thats funny, I don't remember being polled.  And what is the margin of error on this?

ralphbxny

01-17-2007, 09:47 PM

TinyInfantJesus wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: So Dave's harness is going to fail, and he's going to fall chest first into an inanimate object?Look out, Earl.  Actually what I was getting at was that Ric Flair was facing Sting who was in the Wolfpac, as was Owen Hart's brother Bret. So I was actually trying to say that Konnan was going to be the new producer. Bronx Johnny = Konnan!!!

smleeth

01-18-2007, 09:33 AM

brainwart wrote: smleeth wrote:25% Truly like Dave or identify with him25% Love to hate him and like to hear him be the victim in the bit50% Can't stand the translucent attention whore and miss pre-ESD R&F (even more than soundboard Fezzie)Thats funny, I don't remember being polled.  And what is the margin of error on this?Smart guy.  That's why I said a real poll wasn't possible and claimed those results were my guess.