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bobrobot
01-17-2007, 05:49 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Monday nite on the Free FM, RnF&nbsp;reviewed a news story about some dolphins beaching themselves &amp; the story meandered to Fezzie expressing his desire to commit genocide against all sharks. Sheepy &amp; I thought this was a good song topic so we came up w/ a concept for a song which was completed and sent to RnF the next day. It appears the song won't be played on either show, so I'm putting it up here for the hell of it since Sheepy &amp; I both think it's agood li'l song &amp; some folks might find it fun to listen to.</font></strong> <strong><font color="#000080">Enjoy!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://myspace.com/bobogolem" target="_blank">DOLPHINS OVER SHARKS</a></font></strong></p><p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/73/175916516_d5ea6916de_m.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="166" /></p><span style="font-family: Verdana"><font color="#000000"><font size="2">&nbsp;</font></font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">Dolphins dolphins over sharks / </font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">Sharks will bite / </font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">But dolphins just groove / </font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">I like dolphins way better than sharks / </font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">Sharks are mean / </font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">and dolphins are cool</font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">&nbsp;/ </font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">Fezzie wants to kill all the sharks / </font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">He wants the water </font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">to be safe to get into / </font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">all the oceans will be water parks / </font></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><font size="2">&amp; we&rsquo;ll see Fezzie in his swim trunks WOOO!!!</font></span> <span class="post_edited"></span><span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 1-17-07 @ 9:56 PM</span>

Sheeplovr
01-17-2007, 05:58 PM
i loved this tune <br />

Don Stugots
01-17-2007, 06:02 PM
bobos greatest song is the HEY STUGOTS song.&nbsp;

bobrobot
01-17-2007, 06:18 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />bobos greatest song is the HEY STUGOTS song.&nbsp; <p><strong><font color="#000080">A great topic makes a great song!!!</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Sheeplovr
01-18-2007, 08:27 AM
they used to kill dolphins when makeing cans of tuna <br />

Dan 'Hampton
01-18-2007, 08:32 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />they used to kill dolphins when makeing cans of tuna <br /> <p>&nbsp;Thats because they are made of metal.&nbsp; Can you blame them?</p>

bobrobot
01-18-2007, 08:42 AM
<strong>dschef</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />they used to kill dolphins when makeing cans of tuna <br /><p>&nbsp;Thats because they are made of metal.&nbsp; Can you blame them?</p><p>submarines are made of metal &amp; full of seamen... ewww, </p><p>dolphins are made of rubber &amp; full of squeaky noises, at least mine is!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Jujubees2
01-18-2007, 09:03 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />they used to kill dolphins when makeing cans of tuna <br /><p><font size="2">What the hell where the dolphins doing in the&nbsp;can anyway?&nbsp; Jeez, everyone says that dolphins are so smart.</font></p><p><img src="http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-ghosts/CowAndDolphin-280.jpg" border="0" width="196" height="280" /></p>

bobrobot
01-18-2007, 10:01 AM
<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />they used to kill dolphins when makeing cans of tuna <br /><p><font size="2">What the hell where the dolphins doing in the&nbsp;can anyway?&nbsp; Jeez, everyone says that dolphins are so smart.</font> </p><p>They were doing the...</p><p><img src="http://www.streetswing.com/histmain/gif/4cancan3.gif" border="0" width="236" height="324" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
01-18-2007, 10:03 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />they used to kill dolphins when makeing cans of tuna <br /> <p>&nbsp;canned tuna was so much tastier than.&nbsp; i miss it.&nbsp; </p>

Furtherman
01-18-2007, 10:07 AM
I can't believe you guys did that on porpoise.

bobrobot
01-18-2007, 03:03 PM
<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br />I can't believe you guys did that on porpoise. <p>there you go SPOUTing off!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

reeshy
01-18-2007, 03:25 PM
I'm still waiting for my song, Bobo!!!!!

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-18-2007, 03:35 PM
<p>Now I want a dolphin I can groove with.</p><p>Sharks are the assholes of the oceans.&nbsp;</p>

reeshy
01-18-2007, 03:39 PM
I hung out with the Jets, myself!!!!

bobrobot
01-18-2007, 03:55 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Now I want a dolphin I can groove with. </p><p>me too!!!</p><p><img src="http://www.geocities.com/southbeach/5091/dolphins/PunkDolphin.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="268" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

bobrobot
01-18-2007, 04:11 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I'm still waiting for my song, Bobo!!!!! <p>It's in the works, Mr. Impatient!!! I am having terrible computer/song transfer/ erectile dysfunction problems!!! (well, 2 outta 3 anyway)</p><p><img src="http://www.victorheyman.com/Eur03/euro_105_edited.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="449" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-18-2007, 04:13 PM
I'm really mad I missed out on swimmimg with the dolphins in Mexico a few years ago.

bobrobot
01-18-2007, 06:28 PM
me &amp; my daughter swam w/ some dolphins in Bethany beach, thay were all around our canoe so we just jumped in and had a multi species play date!

FUNKMAN
01-18-2007, 06:48 PM
<p><font size="4">just listened and Very Funny!</font></p><p><font size="4">nice work Bobo!!</font></p><p><font size="2">you're nutty</font></p>

bobrobot
01-19-2007, 03:07 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000080">Thanks, Funk!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.nationalgeographic.com/kids/creature_feature/0108/images/menu_picture.jpg" border="0" width="335" height="229" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Furtherman
03-03-2009, 07:14 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01358/pink_dolphin_1358282c.jpg

The world's only pink Bottlenose dolphin which was discovered in an inland lake in Louisiana, USA, has become such an attraction that conservationists have warned tourists to leave it alone. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4927224/Pink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html)

I'm pretty sure pink dolphins are one of the signs of the Apocalypse or a three day bender.

TheMojoPin
03-03-2009, 07:48 AM
Go to hell, dolphins.

They're the rapists of the sea.

A.J.
03-03-2009, 07:50 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01358/pink_dolphin_1358282c.jpg

The world's only pink Bottlenose dolphin which was discovered in an inland lake in Louisiana, USA, has become such an attraction that conservationists have warned tourists to leave it alone. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4927224/Pink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html)

I'm pretty sure pink dolphins are one of the signs of the Apocalypse or a three day bender.

I think it's bucking for a Section 8. (http://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/technology/mammals/)

DiabloSammich
03-03-2009, 08:01 AM
Go to hell, dolphins.

They're the rapists of the sea.


http://www.chrisdiclerico.com/wp/wp-content/snl_jeopardy.jpg



I'll take "the rapists" for 200, Alex.

Snoogans
03-03-2009, 08:09 AM
http://www.chrisdiclerico.com/wp/wp-content/snl_jeopardy.jpg



I'll take "the rapists" for 200, Alex.

ohhh I'll play your game you rogue. Ill take the Rapists for 20

Manster72
03-03-2009, 08:34 AM
Loba big fan of dolphins (way inside for geeks)

JAH1013
03-03-2009, 06:07 PM
they used to kill dolphins when makeing cans of tuna <br />

Dave would bang a dolphin or a can of tuna! Just sayin'.

Ricky24
03-04-2009, 07:19 AM
http://www.chrisdiclerico.com/wp/wp-content/snl_jeopardy.jpg



I'll take "the rapists" for 200, Alex.

NO ROGER NO REREUN NO RENT JIVE TURKEY!!!
I have been saying this for freaking YEARS to deaf ears. THANK YOU MY FRIEND

ToiletCrusher
03-04-2009, 07:24 AM
NO ROGER NO REREUN NO RENT JIVE TURKEY!!!
I have been saying this for freaking YEARS to deaf ears. THANK YOU MY FRIEND

don't forget to go vote in the MLB vote off thread now.

Furtherman
02-19-2010, 06:03 AM
Every dolphin's gone surfin'! Stunning pictures as hundreds play among some monster waves (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1251711/Every-dolphins-gone-surfin-Stunning-pictures-hundreds-glide-monster-waves.html)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/17/article-0-0854CBD9000005DC-251_964x576.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/17/article-1251711-0854CBCD000005DC-99_964x578.jpg

More pix here. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7256595/Dolphins-surfing-off-the-coast-of-South-Africa.-Pictures-by-Greg-Huglin.html)

A.J.
02-19-2010, 06:06 AM
If they get opposable thumbs, we're fucked!

Furtherman
03-07-2012, 02:50 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ekmMD8oYtJ0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

CountryBob
03-07-2012, 04:28 PM
Then they went up the coast a bit and no one there gave a shit and they all died.

sailor
03-07-2012, 04:31 PM
Miss bobrobot. He was the best.

Crispy123
03-07-2012, 04:33 PM
WTF??? that is crazy!

Judge Smails
03-07-2012, 05:57 PM
Flipper Kevorkian frowns on these people's shenanigans.

disneyspy
03-07-2012, 06:44 PM
crazy dolphin cults hate the year 2012,just hate it!

keithy_19
03-07-2012, 07:06 PM
Jonestown of the sea.

Furtherman
08-13-2012, 07:06 AM
<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/47138207" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe>

Billy Staples
08-16-2012, 07:22 AM
all this Dolphin talk and no mention of the almost greasy dolphin disaster in history. the kidnapping of 'Snowflake', the Miami dolphin Mascot.



the crazy Ray Finkle and his hatred for 'laces out' Dan Marino for screwing up the kick heard round the world when he missed a chip shot field goal.

In return steals the beloved Snowflake and 'sniff', almost made Snowflake a member of the Chicken of the Sea family....canned species.



Ray Finkle/Lt. Einhorn...rot in hell...you bastges

sailor
08-16-2012, 07:40 AM
Fuckin' starvin'. We got any dolphin tuna back there?

spoon
08-16-2012, 04:07 PM
don't let snacks see this thread