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dicAMan
11-03-2001, 07:06 PM
In a month on average, how often do you masterbate?

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Dirtybird11
11-03-2001, 07:13 PM
i have a 3 jerk rule-
no more than 3 times in a month.
plus when u save up, u can bang out beautiful facials.
you cant paint a piccaso with a spoonful of paint can ya? ...

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furie
11-03-2001, 07:16 PM
LOL



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gone
11-03-2001, 07:42 PM
i have to masterbate everynight before i can sleep.. is that compulsive?

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Dirtybird11
11-03-2001, 07:45 PM
yes get help for it.=)


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-03-2001, 07:49 PM
No, it seems more like a sleep
disorder!


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gone
11-03-2001, 07:56 PM
damn then im F'ed up all around.. GREAT

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Sheeplovr
11-03-2001, 08:18 PM
I heard if you video tape it and mail it to me and anyone else that whants it that you will go to sleep right away everynight

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IkeaBoy
11-03-2001, 08:27 PM
i haven't masturbated in awhile. I try but nothing cums out.

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TheGameHHH
11-03-2001, 10:07 PM
I am with Inky....I do it everynight before I go to bed. If I didn't get ass from my girl, I have to crank out a batch.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

RF Godfather
11-04-2001, 03:23 AM
Masturbation: the key to world salvation.

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Captain Rooster
11-04-2001, 03:27 AM
What are you guys talking about?

Am I missing something?

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adolescentmasturbator
11-04-2001, 09:27 AM
Maturbation: the key to world salvation.

No that's oral. I always say if everyone got a bj every day there would be world peace. Why kill someone when you can get a bj?

And me I lose count after the first 20 or so.

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Noellevious
11-04-2001, 02:02 PM
i have to masterbate everynight before i can sleep.. is that compulsive?

No, it seems more like a sleep
disorder!

Disorder? I say it's a sleep aid!

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gone
11-04-2001, 04:10 PM
HHH.. see you get me man! i dont think its a sleep disorder either.. its GRRREEEAAATTT lol

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reeshy
11-04-2001, 04:20 PM
I'm banging out a batch as I type this-fifth one today and I got a date later-teehee!!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 11-4-01 @ 8:22 PM

girl germs
11-04-2001, 05:00 PM
i masturbate at least 4 times a week or whenever i'm feeling extremely horny.

masturbating is seriously the best...i have no idea what i would do if i had no arms. how would i masturbate? it would be nearly impossible, i think.

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RF Godfather
11-05-2001, 02:51 AM
masturbating is seriously the best...i have no idea what i would do if i had no arms. how would i masturbate? it would be nearly impossible, i think.
I know men can't do this but women could use their feet. I've seen it done... God bless my old girlfriend. NoICE!

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Pootertoot
11-05-2001, 06:13 AM
Twice a day on average. Wake up to it, go to sleep with it. If I'm too tired to get up, my stomach looks like a Krispy Kreme the next morning.

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reeshy
11-05-2001, 07:01 AM
I love Krispy Kremes!!!

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Gvac
11-05-2001, 07:10 AM
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BabyNicole
11-05-2001, 07:23 AM
i honestly and proudly say i
play with myself every
night...i wouldn't be able to
sleep the same if i didn't
....And For TheGameHHH
Dont worry about your
girlfriend. Just call me at
night....



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Jennitalia
11-05-2001, 07:32 AM
If I had a penis, I'd probably jerk off non-stop. It seems like such a fun little thing to play with

Sheeplovr
11-05-2001, 08:54 AM
If I had a penis, I'd probably jerk off non-stop. It seems like such a fun little thing to play with





Nuit then you would get blisters Go blind Grow hair on your palms and be really sticky

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Jennitalia
11-05-2001, 09:13 AM
Nuit then you would get blisters Go blind Grow hair on your palms and be really sticky


We finally know what Sheeplovr looks like!

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Fallon
11-05-2001, 10:41 AM
Sheeplovr:
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Sheeplovr
11-05-2001, 11:39 AM
oh SMAPTEE
you dont like me at all

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Dirtybird11
11-05-2001, 12:03 PM
i am not a good student.
i am currently enrolled in sheep 101, i THINK he meant-
I kNEW IT!

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Jennitalia
11-05-2001, 12:09 PM
LMMFAO, WWFallon!!

And Perry, is it too late to sign up for Sheep 101?

Sheeplovr
11-06-2001, 11:11 AM
WORDS CAN HURT

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Doogie
11-06-2001, 11:28 AM
Number one guys, I hate to be a stick in the mud about this, but it is Masturbation...and as for it I probably do it everyother day. Especially since I dont see my girl as much anymore...I agree that it is a sleep aid, build yourself up enough energy, release fall asleep and wake up refreshed. Is like roofies without the side effects!!

CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla
"get your balls out!!!"

Doogie
11-06-2001, 11:28 AM
Number one guys, I hate to be a stick in the mud about this, but it is Masturbation...and as for it I probably do it everyother day. Especially since I dont see my girl as much anymore...I agree that it is a sleep aid, build yourself up enough energy, release fall asleep and wake up refreshed. Is like roofies without the side effects!!

CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla
"get your balls out!!!"

Doogie
11-06-2001, 11:28 AM
Number one guys, I hate to be a stick in the mud about this, but it is Masturbation...and as for it I probably do it everyother day. Especially since I dont see my girl as much anymore...I agree that it is a sleep aid, build yourself up enough energy, release fall asleep and wake up refreshed. Is like roofies without the side effects!!

CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla
"get your balls out!!!"

Doogie
11-06-2001, 11:31 AM
Sorry about three posts, didnt know if it went through...my bad!!

CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla
"get your balls out!!!"

Big Jim
11-06-2001, 12:26 PM
A jerk for breakfast, a jerk for lunch, then a sensible dinner, and a jerk before bed keeps me in shape!

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11-06-2001, 02:21 PM
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Big Jim
11-06-2001, 07:40 PM
this is just what i need for my new sig pic........thanks!

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Chet
11-06-2001, 07:57 PM
Big Jim, that's hilarious!!!! LOL!!!

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RapeFantasizer
11-06-2001, 11:42 PM
I masterbate every night, but I really do have a problem, because when I can't sleep(every night) I play for 2 or 3 hours at a time. Well, it isn't a problem for me.

RF Godfather
11-07-2001, 09:54 AM
Damn WWFallon, you did it again. That sig is the funniest ever... well next to Pootertoot's Mario debacle anyway.

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11-07-2001, 10:56 AM
Morning and before I go to sleep

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