Ask Drunkin Rooster 07 (the original) [Archive]

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 09:53 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: why are you such a great person? wow ... (get funky) ... i guess it started with a zygote abd a spermatazoa

Gaia

01-19-2007, 09:57 PM

Rooster, where do babies come from?

reeshy

01-19-2007, 09:58 PM

Rooster, motherfucker...why couldnd't you wait for me????????????

FUNKMAN

01-19-2007, 09:59 PM

why is my ass so firm?

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 09:59 PM

Gaia wrote: Rooster, where do babies come from? From a godess (Gaia-earth-mother" who mated with Zues. Then she dropped em down the chimney

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:01 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: why is my ass so firm? its all that funk in you shit. or the step aerobics

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:01 PM

reeshy wrote: Rooster, motherfucker...why couldnd't you wait for me????????????  thats what she said!

Fallon

01-19-2007, 10:02 PM

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/55895/page/Long_or_short_.htm" target="_blank">Long or Short</a> Rooster?

furie

01-19-2007, 10:05 PM

who would win in a fight: the Midnight Rider or the Midnight Rambler?

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:05 PM

Fallon wrote: <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/55895/page/Long_or_short_.htm" target="_blank">Long or Short</a> Rooster?a thread link to another thread is like fucking trime travel, fall. I say long hair. I hate sex with women eho look like lil boys.  Think doggy with a girl with a bowl cut--can you say River Phoenix?

weekapaugjz

01-19-2007, 10:05 PM

who is the midnight rider?http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/images/mr_v05.jpg

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:06 PM

furie wrote: who would win in a fight: the Midnight Rider or the Midnight Rambler? Jack, relax, get busy with the facts ... its a paralax, ya dig .... I say Sapphire would win ... we all know Sapphire is the midnight rambler

reeshy

01-19-2007, 10:07 PM

Why does therooster man forsake me?

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:08 PM

weekapaugjz wrote: who is the midnight rider?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/images/mr_v05.jpg" border="0" />  I need to catch him first ... signed tell me he started as the early-evening rambler

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:09 PM

reeshy wrote: Why does therooster man forsake me? I dont ... only if you die ... and ill see you in 3 days. (ps .. I copulda got laid tonight,)

PapaBear

01-19-2007, 10:13 PM

What's worse?Your nose falls off, or your dick falls off?

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:14 PM

PapaBear wrote: What's worse?Your nose falls off, or your dick falls off? sir ... why smell?

weekapaugjz

01-19-2007, 10:15 PM

why does earl suck so bad?

reeshy

01-19-2007, 10:17 PM

Why is it whenever a coastie walks in a bar and there are a few soldiers there......they all shit their pants???

PapaBear

01-19-2007, 10:17 PM

Fast forward, or rewind?

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:20 PM

weekapaugjz wrote: why does earl suck so bad? "Earl is going througha special period wit hspecial dreams." -- Management

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:21 PM

reeshy wrote: Why is it whenever a coastie walks in a bar and there are a few soldiers there......they all shit their pants??? hahahahahahaha ......  the soldiers shit because they want to drive the coasties away.

reeshy

01-19-2007, 10:21 PM

That was lame!!!

reeshy

01-19-2007, 10:22 PM

Why does God make bad babies?

TheGameHHH

01-19-2007, 10:23 PM

Rooster, why are yawns contagious?

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:23 PM

PapaBear wrote: Fast forward, or rewind? rewind: Fitzgerald ... "...we are boats against the current. borne bask ceaselessly to the past." (Gatsby). wow.    too much brain pow ...........

RoseBlood

01-19-2007, 10:24 PM

How cute is my ass?                                              <img src="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/HappenstanceMe/915235151.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="450" />

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:25 PM

reeshy wrote: Why does God make bad babies? ask american idol

PapaBear

01-19-2007, 10:26 PM

Captain Rooster wrote: PapaBear wrote: Fast forward, or rewind?  rewind: Fitzgerald ... "...we are boats against the current. borne bask ceaselessly to the past." (Gatsby). wow.    too much brain pow ........... Excellent answer Rooster, but SOOORY. The answer we were looking for was PAUSE.... PAUSE.

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:26 PM

TheGameHHH wrote: Rooster, why are yawns contagious? (a few good men voice) .... down deep. ...in places we dont talk about at perties .. we all need a nap.

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:28 PM

PapaBear wrote: Captain Rooster wrote: PapaBear wrote: Fast forward, or rewind? rewind: Fitzgerald ... "...we are boats against the current. borne bask ceaselessly to the past." (Gatsby). wow. too much brain pow ........... Excellent answer Rooster, but SOOORY. The answer we were looking for was PAUSE.... PAUSE. fast foward?

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:30 PM

RoseBlood wrote: <img src="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/HappenstanceMe/915235151.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="450" /> I'd hit that

reeshy

01-19-2007, 10:31 PM

Dear Mr. Capt. Rooster Sir......why do grown men wear towels on their heads????

Captain Rooster

01-19-2007, 10:34 PM

reeshy wrote: Dear Mr. Capt. Rooster Sir......why do grown men wear towels on their heads???? they wanna die

Team_Ramrod

01-19-2007, 10:37 PM

Captain Sir, As I lie here naked in bed asking you this question my balls are hard. Why do nut sacks harden up when laying naked?

RoseBlood

01-19-2007, 10:41 PM

Rooster:Whatever happened to Alice in Chains and Baby Jane?

reeshy

01-19-2007, 10:41 PM

Dear Rooster....should I go to the ER...my penis is swollen and it won't go soen ...ehat should I do?

Team_Ramrod

01-19-2007, 10:59 PM

reeshy wrote: Dear Rooster....should I go to the ER...my penis is swollen and it won't go soen ...ehat should I do? Shit Reeshy! I can answer that one for you...It's pretty fucking simple in my eyes!For Cripes Sakes man! If your dick is swollen just poke it with a sewing needle or a map pin. That will aleviate all pressure built up in there.Don't bother sterilizing, that just takes away precious drainage time.

skullcrush

01-19-2007, 11:03 PM

how can any body live in afghanistan, with all that heat?

Team_Ramrod

01-19-2007, 11:57 PM

skullcrush wrote: how can any body live in afghanistan, with all that heat?That's a fantastic question!Maybe that's why they are such a wild and unruly bunch.OOOOOOOOOh, And cranky! Drat are they cranky!

reeshy

01-20-2007, 12:00 AM

I ove the heat!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team_Ramrod

01-20-2007, 12:15 AM

reeshy wrote: I ove the heat!!!!!!!!!!!! By heat do you mean the celcius/ farenheit heat or the police slang type heat????Both?Guessed so.