Your life's a movie!

[Fezticle98]

<p>Ok, since my 'drama queen' thread got shut down, I've come up with a less controversial, hopefully even more fun thread. I consider that thread a success, although I was too much of a pussy to name names, they showed up.</p><p>What board member's life should be a movie? Drama, comedy, porn, whatever.</p><p>The obvious one is horsepants/stugots/gvac threeway porno. </p><p>I could see a movie looking into the brilliant, twisted artistic mind of Bobo.</p><p>Crazy Jen could be an idiot comedy in the style of the Farrelly Bros.</p><p>As a drama/biopic I nominate Yerdaddy, for his interesting life of overcoming substance abuse and filling that void with crazy Middle Eastern adventures. It's got everything, drugs, guns, giant Arab bush.</p><p>So....Yerdaddy...your life's a movie!</p>

[thepaulo]

<p>my life is a movie very similar to the nutty profesor</p><p>when I drink my secret potion, i become incredibly sexy</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

That's actually pretty funny Paul, cause when I drink my secret potion you become very sexy as well.

[thepaulo]

sometimes I fight windmills while a little fat guy follows me around

[patsopinion]

<p>id be paul-o's Sancho Panza just for the left overs alone</p><p>How bout reeshey and his past life as a cathloic priest?</p><p>apparently he was at one point in a counter mob task force but the accronym is also a cathloic orginization.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or how about stugots and the creation of his own message bord.&nbsp;&nbsp; It could be an internet based concept movie.&nbsp; Very outside the box</p>

[led37zep]

Its always seemed to me that Reeshys story would be some crazy &quot;SEVEN&quot; like movie.&nbsp; I don't even know the guy but going off his posts and other peoples comments I just see it being one of those movies you walk away from and just say &quot;What the fuck?!&quot;

[MadMatt]

<p>I only know <em>part</em> of the Yerdaddy story.&nbsp; I thought his anniversarry thread was touching and great, but I don't know whay he is in the Middle East.&nbsp; I assume he is in the military, but I don't know for sure - plus I have been afraid to be a &quot;Nosey Ned.&quot;</p><p>My fiance told me the other day that my life is like &quot;A Beautiful Mind&quot; - except I haven't gotten anywhere near the happy parts at the end.</p>

[A.J.]

Dark Hippie's tales could make for a summer blockbuster.

[reillyluck]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />Dark Hippie's tales could make for a summer blockbuster. <p>i gotta go with this one too.&nbsp; I feel bad for him because of the situations he gets put into, but overall they make me loff and loff!&nbsp; good times Dark Hippie!</p>

[AngelAmy]

<p>bobby pantera</p>

[MellySmelly]

Psycho

[SatCam]

<strong>thepaulo</strong> wrote:<br>sometimes I fight windmills while a little fat guy follows me around<p></p>

hey that's not nice, gail has feelings too

[thepaulo]

<p>I like to dress up as a priest and pretend to help out&nbsp;at exorcisms</p><p>but i really just come for the pea soup</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>how about a movie where men are giving birth</p><p>out their peepee holes</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>I wrote this in another thread a loooong time ago... </p><p>i have this idea for a movie that kind of relates to Saturday Night Fever but it takes place on the local ballfields of jersey city, bayonne, hoboken, brooklyn, and central park. It would be about the 'touch and tackle' football games my friends and i played at these various locations. How we would play teams of different races, the Irish guys, the Black teams, the Peurto Rican teams(a gang or group who called themselves the Zodiacs who all wore purple jackets with all the Zodiac signs on them), playing in the Brooklyn league and all of the local games against other neighborhood teams. </p><p>For a couple years we had a team that included 3 of my brothers and I along with our friends. Man did my two eldest brothers argue sometimes about quarterbacking. You Suck! No You Suck, I should be quarterbacking! </p><p>Getting up on a Sunday morning at 6:30 to get into brooklyn for an 8:00 game after being out partying the night before. </p><p>It would include the fights, the wins and the losses. Games played in zero degree winds, and in heavy downpours. It would also include some of the personal stories that took place at home with the family and friends and girlfriends. Cruising for girls down Bergenline Ave and going to the local bars and clubs. the pot and the coc and the hookers. </p><p>The music would be very Important, alot of Rock and Roll, especially backing up the car rides to the football games, going over the bridges, and the football game scenes like the kickoffs and the giving and getting of 'being knocked on your ass'... </p><p>anybody feel like helping me write a book so i could turn it into this movie? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilewinktongue.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" /> </p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i hope dawson would be in your movie funk.</p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>thepaulo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I like to dress up as a priest and pretend to help out at exorcisms</p><p>but i really just come for the pea soup</p><p>&nbsp;Are you watching the exorcist on amc right now too?</p>

[thepaulo]

<p>you are psychic my friend....no i'm not......but the excorsist is running in a loop in my head at all times</p><p>incidentally funkman...after gap's a big success i'll get back to you on your movie....</p>

[Fezticle98]

<p>It would include the fights, the wins and the losses. Games played in zero degree winds, and in heavy downpours. It would also include some of the personal stories that took place at home with the family and friends and girlfriends. <font style="background-color: #ffff00">Cruising for girls down Bergenline Ave and going to the local bars and clubs. the pot and the coc and the hookers.</font> </p><p>anybody feel like helping me write a book so i could turn it into this movie? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilewinktongue.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" /> </p><p>Funk, I'll help. But only if the movie is titled &quot;Saturday Night Fever Blisters&quot;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It would include the fights, the wins and the losses. Games played in zero degree winds, and in heavy downpours. It would also include some of the personal stories that took place at home with the family and friends and girlfriends. <font style="background-color: #ffff00">Cruising for girls down Bergenline Ave and going to the local bars and clubs. the pot and the coc and the hookers.</font> </p><p>anybody feel like helping me write a book so i could turn it into this movie? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilewinktongue.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" /> </p><p>Funk, I'll help. But only if the movie is titled &quot;Saturday Night Fever Blisters&quot;</p><p>i did get crabs once</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>thepaulo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>you are psychic my friend....no i'm not......but the excorsist is running in a loop in my head at all times</p><p><strong>incidentally funkman...after gap's a big success i'll get back to you on your movie....</strong></p><p>i'm gonna hold you to it paulo... i don't think it's been done, not about the inner city street/local park&nbsp;football teams... </p><p>did you ever get blindsided and your feet leave the ground and you land straight on your back. or just a straight up running full speed lower the shoulder knock a guy on his ass - there's a song Let The Bodies Hit the Floor that would work perfectly during some of them scenes</p><p>i got a what seems to be a thousand games going through my head and each one has a little something to offer</p><p>yeah i know i'm dreamin'&nbsp; everybody has got to have a little dream right</p>

[thepaulo]

I see funkman's movie as something of a cross between Dodgeball and Invinceable

[A.J.]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>how about a movie where men are giving birth </p><p><img src="http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000296G7A.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" width="334" height="475" /></p>