Was searching Ebay for a Deer Mask

[Reynolds]

<p>I want to get my very own deer mask, after seeing this video. </p><p>&nbsp;<a href="http://media1.break.com/static/player/v5/mp_fs.swf?sVidLoc=http%3a%2f%2fmedia1.break.com%2f dnet%2fmedia%2fcontent%2fdeer_scare_prank.flv&amp;sThu mbLoc=http%3a%2f%2fmedia1.break.com%2fdnet%2fmedia %2fcontent%2fdeer_scare_prank.jpg&amp;bEmbedded=1&amp;show Expand=0&amp;contentURL=http%3a%2f%2fview.break.com%2f 122511&amp;sShareURL=http%3a%2f%2fview.break.com%2f122 511%23TellAFriend&amp;vo&amp;bIsStatsActive=1&amp;bIsReplaySta tsActive=1&amp;volumeControl=20&amp;sStatsUrl=http%3a%2f%2 fstats.break.com%2finvoke.txt&amp;debugFlag=1&amp;iSiteID= 1&amp;iContentID=122511" target="_blank">Guy in Deer Mask wakes up dude </a></p><p>Because it reminded me of screwed up things we did to friends while they were sleeping.</p><p>&nbsp;All I could find was this</p><p>&nbsp;<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/Deer-Rubber-Duck-Ducks-Mask-Ducky_W0QQitemZ110079717719QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1336 QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem">Rubber Ducky wearing a deer mask </a></p><p>Something that wouldnt sell in a yard sale for more that 25 cents, this dick decides he's going to put it up for auction accessible to the world. I hate people.&nbsp;</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Ebay sucks!</p><p>I can buy XM myfi home kits, myfi car kits, myfi holders, Oilers neon bar signs, Nike Shox, Treo 650 chargers, Razr chargers, Wayne Gretzky figures. My wife can buy 20 pairs of Gucci sunglasses, a louis Vitton purse, chilren bathing suits, 3 pairs of Nike shox&nbsp;and Swarovski Crystals.</p><p>But do you think I can find 1 pocket pussy?</p><p>Fuck Ebay!</p>

[Wallower]

can you imagine a regular rubber ducky being awakened in the middle of the night by that thing? damn that would be scary

[Gaia]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ebay sucks!</p><p>I can buy XM myfi home kits, myfi car kits, myfi holders, Oilers neon bar signs, Nike Shox, Treo 650 chargers, Razr chargers, Wayne Gretzky figures. My wife can buy 20 pairs of Gucci sunglasses, a louis Vitton purse, chilren bathing suits, 3 pairs of Nike shox&nbsp;and Swarovski Crystals.</p><p>But do you think I can find 1 pocket pussy?</p><p>Fuck Ebay!</p><p>Do an adult store online, like adam and eve. </p>

[furie]

why did he have a bag of ice on his balls?

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ebay sucks!</p><p>I can buy XM myfi home kits, myfi car kits, myfi holders, Oilers neon bar signs, Nike Shox, Treo 650 chargers, Razr chargers, Wayne Gretzky figures. My wife can buy 20 pairs of Gucci sunglasses, a louis Vitton purse, chilren bathing suits, 3 pairs of Nike shox&nbsp;and Swarovski Crystals.</p><p>But do you think I can find 1 pocket pussy?</p><p>Fuck Ebay!</p><p>Do an adult store online, like adam and eve. </p><p>Ah, we got about 6 sex shops in town....I keep ripping mine down the center, so Fuck it.</p><p>I just wanted to buy one off ebay, that's all.</p>