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NewYorkDragons80
01-22-2007, 04:41 PM
We need to defend the boys from the newbies and their trashing of our beloved Ron, Fez, and Earl. In the tradition of Eddie Trunk, we have been Earl fans since day 1.  Any DotCommando who stands by the boys, make yourself known here.  Also, I wanted to be the first to post about this topic.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by NewYorkDragons80 on 1-22-07 @ 8:44 PM</span>

boeman
01-22-2007, 04:45 PM
<p>I'm in...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But even though I'm a DotCommando, I think I'm still a bit of a newbie.</p>

Don Stugots
01-22-2007, 04:48 PM
DEATH TO NEWBIES!!!

Reephdweller
01-22-2007, 04:51 PM
Oldbie checking in!

Gvac
01-22-2007, 04:54 PM
<p>I've posted my thoughts on this before, but I'll say it again - the best way to get rid of negative threads is to NOT RESPOND TO THEM.&nbsp; </p><p>When everyone starts jumping all one of those posts all they're doing is constantly topping that thread and drawing attention to the newbie who obviously just wanted the attention all along. &nbsp;</p>

booster11373
01-22-2007, 04:54 PM
OK, when do we get the grenades?

FreshJ
01-22-2007, 04:55 PM
If you get rid of all of the Noobs, then who will we feed to the pit monster?&nbsp; I mean eventually it is going to get hungry and we will have to feed it.

Death Metal Moe
01-22-2007, 04:57 PM
<p><img src="http://deanoman.com/pcambodia1.JPG" border="0" width="533" height="400" /></p><p>.....this is going to be glorious.&nbsp; We will make Ron proud. </p><p>The servers will flow with the blood of the Newbies...</p>

Don Stugots
01-22-2007, 04:59 PM
we did attack the people that shitted on ron.&nbsp; we were all over them like LAPD on rodney king.

Bulldogcakes
01-22-2007, 05:01 PM
Pass the Viagra, I'm in.

PopPop
01-22-2007, 05:02 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />DEATH TO NEWBIES!!! <p>Yeah. Just do not come to the compound. At less than a 100 posts what am I? Do I deserve to die?</p>

mikeyboy
01-22-2007, 05:02 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />we did attack the people that shitted on ron.&nbsp; we were all over them like LAPD on rodney king. <p>Indeed.&nbsp; The newbies who don't come in acting like a big box of dicks are a-ok in my book.</p>

PapaBear
01-22-2007, 05:09 PM
Someone attacked Ron? That's just crazy.

ThePointer
01-22-2007, 05:09 PM
<p><font size="2">Count Me in&nbsp; </font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

keithy_19
01-22-2007, 05:11 PM
<p>I guess I'm an oldbie myself. Woo!</p>

PopPop
01-22-2007, 05:13 PM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Indeed.&nbsp; The newbies who don't come in acting like a big box of dicks are a-ok in my book.</p><p>Yikes. I tried not to, &quot;Act like a big box of dicks&quot;.</p>

spankyfrank
01-22-2007, 05:13 PM
<p>I swear my loyalty to the oldbies!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And to Ron and fez.</p>

NewYorkDragons80
01-22-2007, 05:14 PM
I also want to make it clear that you should feel welcome to say &quot;This comedy pyramid didn't work,&quot; or something along those lines.&nbsp; Debates about specific bits are thought-provoking and help the people who make the show great get a feel for what did or did not work.&nbsp; However, I don't think I'm alone in frowning upon those who think Ron's doesn't try or some bizarre shit like that.

wht
01-22-2007, 05:16 PM
I know I just started but I don't want to die...<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/annoyed.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" /> you have my army of gorillaz to defend the R&amp;F navy...<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/surrender.gif" border="0" width="28" height="20" />

trackstand
01-22-2007, 05:17 PM
<p>Best just to IGNORE the FUCKWADS!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The {rude} newbies, not Ron Fez et. al.</p>

Ritalin
01-22-2007, 05:20 PM
<p>Wait, let me get this right: You're defending Ron by a) circling your wagons and forming a cute little cllque (which really sounds like something Ron would be into) and b) browbeating and suppressing speech (something Ron would REALLY be into)</p><p>Gvac has it right: if you don't like the posts, don't respond. But, circling your old timer wagons and throwing rocks at the noisy smartmouth kids? </p><p>To borrow a word from Ron: Wow.&nbsp;</p>

lleeder
01-22-2007, 05:21 PM
<font size="3">Time to weed em out. Make a list.</font>

Team_Ramrod
01-22-2007, 05:21 PM
<p>Jesus Christ you guys, you are drawing unnecessary attention to this whole situation.</p><p>I've got these Fuckers handled....More or less.</p><p>But my point is that as soon as Mikeyboy gives me my Newbie Moderatorship I can&nbsp;straighten the pricks out. So let's stop worrying about uniting against noobs and let's worry about bugging Mikey to get me my Newbie Moderatorship.</p><p>For all you Newbie fucks out there, your all on 100 post probation. IF, and that's a big IF you pass your probationary period You can then apply to be part of the&nbsp;rf.net Ramrodders.</p><p>Until then, keep your posts positive and respect the Oldbies. </p><p>RAMRODDERS.......MOUNT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

OGC
01-22-2007, 05:24 PM
<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I'm an old fuck. Count me in.</font>

johnniewalker
01-22-2007, 05:25 PM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />we did attack the people that shitted on ron. we were all over them like LAPD on rodney king. <p>Indeed. The newbies who don't come in acting like a big box of dicks are a-ok in my book.</p><p>&nbsp;I thought you went a little harsh on the guy yesterday telling him to &quot;go away&quot;, but if things are going to get done around here i suppose you have to put your foot down. </p>

Ritalin
01-22-2007, 05:27 PM
<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jesus Christ you guys, you are drawing unnecessary attention to this whole situation.</p><p>I've got these Fuckers handled....More or less.</p><p>But my point is that as soon as Mikeyboy gives me my Newbie Moderatorship I can straighten the pricks out. So let's stop worrying about uniting against noobs and let's worry about bugging Mikey to get me my Newbie Moderatorship.</p><p>For all you Newbie fucks out there, your all on 100 post probation. IF, and that's a big IF you pass your probationary period You can then apply to be part of the rf.net Ramrodders.</p><p>Until then, keep your posts positive and respect the Oldbies. </p><p>RAMRODDERS.......MOUNT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>Hey, I found this post that will help you with your problem:</p><p>Dear Alice-<br /> <br /> My friends and I share a common dilemma: we have, well, less than average penises (in terms of size, that is). We got together and asked the question, &quot;Is it really that important?&quot; Maybe you can help us out on this one.<br /> <br /> Signed,<br /> The small boys<br /> <br /> &nbsp;<br /> <br /> Hey, The small boys &mdash;<br /> <br /> You really can't be all that unusual &mdash; there's already a whole group of you!! Almost every male seems to envy someone else's penis. He wants one that's longer, wider, harder, with more staying power, and he assumes that some other man, or lots of other men, have one just like that. The truth is, there is less variation among hard penises than among soft ones because a smaller soft penis will increase more in size during erection than a larger soft penis.<br /> <br /> Men invariably assume that their partner will prefer a bigger penis. The reality is that your partner would most probably prefer a more skilled, caring, warm lover. Maybe you guys could stop focusing on your penis sizes, and instead work on developing your skills and exchanging tips on touching, kissing, caressing and lovemaking. What do you think? <br /> </p>

trackstand
01-22-2007, 05:29 PM
<p>Dear Alice-<br /><br />My friends and I share a common dilemma: we have, well, less than average penises (in terms of size, that is). We got together and asked the question, &quot;Is it really that important?&quot; Maybe you can help us out on this one.<br /><br />Signed,<br />The small boys<br /><br />&nbsp;<br /><br />Hey, The small boys &mdash;<br /><br />You really can't be all that unusual &mdash; there's already a whole group of you!! Almost every male seems to envy someone else's penis. He wants one that's longer, wider, harder, with more staying power, and he assumes that some other man, or lots of other men, have one just like that. The truth is, there is less variation among hard penises than among soft ones because a smaller soft penis will increase more in size during erection than a larger soft penis.<br /><br />Men invariably assume that their partner will prefer a bigger penis. The reality is that your partner would most probably prefer a more skilled, caring, warm lover. Maybe you guys could stop focusing on your penis sizes, and instead work on developing your skills and exchanging tips on touching, kissing, caressing and lovemaking. What do you think?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>TOO GAY!</p>

Team_Ramrod
01-22-2007, 05:35 PM
<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jesus Christ you guys, you are drawing unnecessary attention to this whole situation.</p><p>I've got these Fuckers handled....More or less.</p><p>But my point is that as soon as Mikeyboy gives me my Newbie Moderatorship I can straighten the pricks out. So let's stop worrying about uniting against noobs and let's worry about bugging Mikey to get me my Newbie Moderatorship.</p><p>For all you Newbie fucks out there, your all on 100 post probation. IF, and that's a big IF you pass your probationary period You can then apply to be part of the rf.net Ramrodders.</p><p>Until then, keep your posts positive and respect the Oldbies. </p><p>RAMRODDERS.......MOUNT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>Hey, I found this post that will help you with your problem:</p><p>Dear Alice-<br /><br />My friends and I share a common dilemma: we have, well, less than average penises (in terms of size, that is). We got together and asked the question, &quot;Is it really that important?&quot; Maybe you can help us out on this one.<br /><br />Signed,<br />The small boys<br /><br />&nbsp;<br /><br />Hey, The small boys &mdash;<br /><br />You really can't be all that unusual &mdash; there's already a whole group of you!! Almost every male seems to envy someone else's penis. He wants one that's longer, wider, harder, with more staying power, and he assumes that some other man, or lots of other men, have one just like that. The truth is, there is less variation among hard penises than among soft ones because a smaller soft penis will increase more in size during erection than a larger soft penis.<br /><br />Men invariably assume that their partner will prefer a bigger penis. The reality is that your partner would most probably prefer a more skilled, caring, warm lover. Maybe you guys could stop focusing on your penis sizes, and instead work on developing your skills and exchanging tips on touching, kissing, caressing and lovemaking. What do you think? </p><p>I really don't think the size of my penis has anything to do with this subject but if you need references on the matter I think your mom can vouch for my size.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>You are now on a 500 post probation jerky.</p>

Ritalin
01-22-2007, 05:37 PM
<strong>trackstand</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Dear Alice-<br /><br />My friends and I share a common dilemma: we have, well, less than average penises (in terms of size, that is). We got together and asked the question, &quot;Is it really that important?&quot; Maybe you can help us out on this one.<br /><br />Signed,<br />The small boys<br /><br /> <br /><br />Hey, The small boys &mdash;<br /><br />You really can't be all that unusual &mdash; there's already a whole group of you!! Almost every male seems to envy someone else's penis. He wants one that's longer, wider, harder, with more staying power, and he assumes that some other man, or lots of other men, have one just like that. The truth is, there is less variation among hard penises than among soft ones because a smaller soft penis will increase more in size during erection than a larger soft penis.<br /><br />Men invariably assume that their partner will prefer a bigger penis. The reality is that your partner would most probably prefer a more skilled, caring, warm lover. Maybe you guys could stop focusing on your penis sizes, and instead work on developing your skills and exchanging tips on touching, kissing, caressing and lovemaking. What do you think?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>TOO GAY!</p><p>Hey, I'm just trying to help a man crying out for help. Who am I to judge?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Kevin
01-22-2007, 05:38 PM
I think i can speak for Stugots when i say that the only newbie i like is Snoogans Car.

Don Stugots
01-22-2007, 05:39 PM
snoogans car is a okay in my book.&nbsp;

Team_Ramrod
01-22-2007, 05:40 PM
<p>I appreciate you trying to help but it has unfortunately bought you 159 posts until I sign you off Ramrod Newbie probation...</p><p>I had such high expectations for you kid....such potential.</p>

NewYorkDragons80
01-22-2007, 05:42 PM
<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wait, let me get this right: You're defending Ron by a) circling your wagons and forming a cute little cllque (which really sounds like something Ron would be into) and b) browbeating and suppressing speech (something Ron would REALLY be into)</p><p>Gvac has it right: if you don't like the posts, don't respond. But, circling your old timer wagons and throwing rocks at the noisy smartmouth kids? </p><p>To borrow a word from Ron: Wow. </p><p> Well the main thrust of this is that <em><strong>I</strong></em> get attention from Ron, so I've been discovered in that respect. As for being cute, here's something to appease your desires in that department:</p><p><img src="http://pension-chiens-chats-elevage-lof-cotes-armor-ille-et-vilaine.ar-frankiz.com/images/westie/westie-zoom.jpg" border="0" width="337" height="350" /></p><p>As for browbeating the dissenters, that's not what I was trying to do. If you'd read my post above, I made it pretty clear; legitimate criticism is good, but suggesting that Ron needs to go makes you an asshat and you will be treated as such.</p><p>Fez referred to us as &quot;Oldbies,&quot; which I thought was funny and I wanted to help the name stick. The thread is half a joke to start with, so cool your jets hotshot.</p><p>Finally, the state of the board was discussed on the show, so unless you think more people read the board than listen, you can't say the thread is giving unnecessary attention to it.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by NewYorkDragons80 on 1-22-07 @ 9:47 PM</span>

TheGameHHH
01-22-2007, 05:47 PM
we were all newbies at one point, but since im an oldbie now i say UNITE!!!!

Ritalin
01-22-2007, 05:48 PM
<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jesus Christ you guys, you are drawing unnecessary attention to this whole situation.</p><p>I've got these Fuckers handled....More or less.</p><p>But my point is that as soon as Mikeyboy gives me my Newbie Moderatorship I can straighten the pricks out. So let's stop worrying about uniting against noobs and let's worry about bugging Mikey to get me my Newbie Moderatorship.</p><p>For all you Newbie fucks out there, your all on 100 post probation. IF, and that's a big IF you pass your probationary period You can then apply to be part of the rf.net Ramrodders.</p><p>Until then, keep your posts positive and respect the Oldbies. </p><p>RAMRODDERS.......MOUNT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>Hey, I found this post that will help you with your problem:</p><p>Dear Alice-<br /><br />My friends and I share a common dilemma: we have, well, less than average penises (in terms of size, that is). We got together and asked the question, &quot;Is it really that important?&quot; Maybe you can help us out on this one.<br /><br />Signed,<br />The small boys<br /><br /> <br /><br />Hey, The small boys &mdash;<br /><br />You really can't be all that unusual &mdash; there's already a whole group of you!! Almost every male seems to envy someone else's penis. He wants one that's longer, wider, harder, with more staying power, and he assumes that some other man, or lots of other men, have one just like that. The truth is, there is less variation among hard penises than among soft ones because a smaller soft penis will increase more in size during erection than a larger soft penis.<br /><br />Men invariably assume that their partner will prefer a bigger penis. The reality is that your partner would most probably prefer a more skilled, caring, warm lover. Maybe you guys could stop focusing on your penis sizes, and instead work on developing your skills and exchanging tips on touching, kissing, caressing and lovemaking. What do you think? </p><p>I really don't think the size of my penis has anything to do with this subject but if you need references on the matter I think your mom can vouch for my size.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>You are now on a 500 post probation jerky.</p><p>Good one, Chet</p><p><img src="http://s142.photobucket.com/albums/r85/ritalin3g/PaxtonGorrero.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

shittyhambrgers
01-22-2007, 05:50 PM
i consider myself a newbie since i've only been listening for a little over a year... but the file library has done wonders.&nbsp; thanks to mikeyboy, i'd like to think i'm in the trenches with you guys.

Ritalin
01-22-2007, 05:51 PM
<strong>NewYorkDragons80</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wait, let me get this right: You're defending Ron by a) circling your wagons and forming a cute little cllque (which really sounds like something Ron would be into) and b) browbeating and suppressing speech (something Ron would REALLY be into)</p><p>Gvac has it right: if you don't like the posts, don't respond. But, circling your old timer wagons and throwing rocks at the noisy smartmouth kids? </p><p>To borrow a word from Ron: Wow. </p><p> Well the main thrust of this is that <em><strong>I</strong></em> get attention from Ron, so I've been discovered in that respect. As for being cute, here's something to appease your desires in that department:</p><p><img src="http://pension-chiens-chats-elevage-lof-cotes-armor-ille-et-vilaine.ar-frankiz.com/images/westie/westie-zoom.jpg" border="0" width="337" height="350" /></p><p>As for browbeating the dissenters, that's not what I was trying to do. If you'd read my post above, I made it pretty clear; legitimate criticism is good, but suggesting that Ron needs to go makes you an asshat and you will be treated as such.</p><p>Fez referred to us as &quot;Oldbies,&quot; which I thought was funny and I wanted to help the name stick. The thread is half a joke to start with, so cool your jets hotshot.</p><p>Finally, the state of the board was discussed on the show, so unless you think more people read the board than listen, you can't say the thread is giving unnecessary attention to it.</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by NewYorkDragons80 on 1-22-07 @ 9:47 PM</span><p>Yeah, good one about the little dog. </p>&lt;&gt;&nbsp;First they came for the Communists,<br /> &nbsp; and I didn&rsquo;t speak up,<br /> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; because I wasn&rsquo;t a Communist.<br /> Then they came for the Jews,<br /> &nbsp; and I didn&rsquo;t speak up,<br /> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; because I wasn&rsquo;t a Jew.<br /> Then they came for the Catholics,<br /> &nbsp; and I didn&rsquo;t speak up,<br /> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; because I was a Protestant.<br /> Then they came for me,<br /> &nbsp; and by that time there was no one<br /> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; left to speak up for me. <br />

Midkiff
01-22-2007, 05:55 PM
I'm a newbie, but lemme say that I fucking LOVE Ron.

Kevin
01-22-2007, 05:56 PM
<p>O O&nbsp; O&nbsp; O&nbsp; O Oldbie Un<font size="6">it!!</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Kevin on 1-22-07 @ 9:59 PM</span>

Team_Ramrod
01-22-2007, 06:01 PM
<strong>NewYorkDragons80</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wait, let me get this right: You're defending Ron by a) circling your wagons and forming a cute little cllque (which really sounds like something Ron would be into) and b) browbeating and suppressing speech (something Ron would REALLY be into)</p><p>Gvac has it right: if you don't like the posts, don't respond. But, circling your old timer wagons and throwing rocks at the noisy smartmouth kids? </p><p>To borrow a word from Ron: Wow. </p><p>Well the main thrust of this is that <em><strong>I</strong></em> get attention from Ron, so I've been discovered in that respect. As for being cute, here's something to appease your desires in that department:</p><p><img src="http://pension-chiens-chats-elevage-lof-cotes-armor-ille-et-vilaine.ar-frankiz.com/images/westie/westie-zoom.jpg" border="0" width="337" height="350" /></p><p>As for browbeating the dissenters, that's not what I was trying to do. If you'd read my post above, I made it pretty clear; legitimate criticism is good, but suggesting that Ron needs to go makes you an asshat and you will be treated as such.</p><p>Fez referred to us as &quot;Oldbies,&quot; which I thought was funny and I wanted to help the name stick. The thread is half a joke to start with, so cool your jets hotshot.</p><p>Finally, the state of the board was discussed on the show, so unless you think more people read the board than listen, you can't say the thread is giving unnecessary attention to it.</p><p>I like the fact you started this thread. Even though pretty well everyone will understand it as a joke the one(s) who are actually posting seriously are the ones you are poking fun at.</p><p>Now, all you guys look at your posts you've made and the posts others have made.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No seriously, Look...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Okay? Is there anything that has upset you? Is there anything you feel the need to reply to?</p><p>Yes? No?... If yes, this thread IS about you! Lighten up. If you don't get that the board is light hearted and a great reflection of the shows character then you are in the wrong place.</p><p>Please don't quote my post or respond to what I have just said. Cause in the immortal words of FezMarie Whatley..... I don't wanna hear it. (and actually in the same tone of voice too).</p>

dolemyte
01-22-2007, 06:05 PM
<p>*Fists up*</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Newbies in this biiiatch...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Seriously though, i have ragged on R&amp;F since i been here...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I did get heated at Earl for perpetuating the sterotype that we dont tip, therefore making me tip X2&nbsp;</p>

MikeyTags
01-22-2007, 06:29 PM
I like to think that i'm a nice Newbie.&nbsp;

westcoastcasey
01-22-2007, 07:32 PM
<p>I'm a newbie in posts only, but have been listening since XM day 1. I feel that Earl is completely insane right now, and if he doesn't get help, he'll have a complete nervous breakdown, and end up as a cashier at Macy's. I'm actually concerned for him, and have really liked his contributions to the show, something is really wrong here. I'd really like to see him break Al's record, but I doubt it if he continues like this.</p>

spoon
01-22-2007, 10:15 PM
<p>I'm an &quot;oldbie&quot; who dissents from thy cause!!&nbsp; I have to stick up for the newbies as we've had some killer additions in the last year, along with the expansion into Canada for some more hockey tarts like myself.&nbsp; In fact, some of the biggest bitches at times on this site are in fact the &quot;oldbies&quot;!&nbsp; It's just too fucking easy to blame it all on the newbies and make it look legit when in fact it isn't that simple.&nbsp; Sure, we have a few assholes who come on just to rip into peeps here and on the show.&nbsp; But that's been the same since 2001.&nbsp; Perhaps we just shouldn't take them so fucking seriously, get ESD to tone down the&nbsp;RF.net negative&nbsp;rhetoric and weed them out as quick as we can when they come in.&nbsp; Hell, I like to have fun with them when they try to fuck with the site and show.&nbsp; Trust me, it's a good time playing with retards, ask Crip he lives with one.</p><p>So newbies, who's ready to take on my whiny bitch Oldbie bretheren with me!&nbsp; I've got your backs and I'll lead you to the promised land.......vacation unfortunately.&nbsp; Mikeyboy eats my children so I've got that going for me.&nbsp; But Gvac will be the first commie Oldbie mother fucker we take down!&nbsp; So who's with me newbies?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by spoon on 1-23-07 @ 2:29 AM</span>

Bob Impact
01-22-2007, 10:28 PM
<p>ROAR! GRRR! FUCK NEWBIES!&nbsp; PUNCH PUNCH!!! YAAAARGH!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

TommySoprano
01-22-2007, 11:13 PM
<p><sup><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Hey, for the record, I love black earl.</font></sup></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

reeshy
01-23-2007, 12:50 AM
<p>WOW...does this mean we have to start wearing swatistikas now??</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Seriously....it's a small minority of the new people that came across as assholes....and how many of them&nbsp; have stuck around....the majority seem to be pretty decent......let's not hang the mob becuase of a few....calm the fuck down....this has been going on as long as I can remember!!!!&nbsp;</p>

StupidGirlllll
01-23-2007, 01:51 AM
<p><font size="3">I am in it to win it..I am in Manhatten &amp; I will be there is a minute..</font></p><p><font size="4">Now give me some sheepy points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please</font></p>

Gvac
01-23-2007, 02:36 AM
<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp;But Gvac will be the first commie Oldbie mother fucker we take down! So who's with me newbies?&nbsp;<span class="post_edited"></span><p>And I just posted in your belated birthday thread.</p><p>Had I seen this first...&nbsp;</p>

OneEyeJack
01-23-2007, 02:53 AM
f&darr;

cupcakelove
01-23-2007, 03:57 AM
I would be with you if you didn't use a word like 'oldbies' to describe yourselves.&nbsp; Just kidding, I'm in, when do we get our guns?

mendyweiss
01-23-2007, 04:24 AM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />we did attack the people that shitted on ron.&nbsp; we were all over them like LAPD on rodney king. <p>Indeed.&nbsp; The newbies who don't come in acting like a big box of dicks are a-ok in my book.</p><p>I'm sure XM doesn't mind taking their monthly subscription. ROn is laughing all the way to the bank !!</p>

Dash77
01-23-2007, 04:29 AM
<strong><em><font size="2">It's time to eat our own, take out the show bashing newbies..</font></em></strong>

weekapaugjz
01-23-2007, 09:28 AM
i just wanted to make my 500th post to be in this thread.&nbsp; half way to super poster.&nbsp; i guess im still a newbie on the board, been around for a little more than a month but been listening since they came on xm.&nbsp; fuck the negative nancy newbies around here.

Dougie Brootal
01-23-2007, 09:33 AM
<p>im in, but i kinda like the asshole newbies cuz i love to post this...</p><p><img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/stfucunt.jpg" border="0" width="420" height="336" /></p>

TheMojoPin
01-23-2007, 09:39 AM
Damn, that's a fucked up pic.&nbsp; Not cool.

Dougie Brootal
01-23-2007, 09:41 AM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />Damn, that's a fucked up pic.&nbsp; Not cool. <p>yet it consistantly gives me an erection.....odd isn't it?</p>

Death Metal Moe
01-23-2007, 09:42 AM
<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br />i just wanted to make my 500th post to be in this thread.&nbsp; half way to super poster.&nbsp; i guess im still a newbie on the board, been around for a little more than a month but been listening since they came on xm.&nbsp; fuck the negative nancy newbies around here. <p>See, this person is somewhat new but &quot;gets it.&quot;&nbsp; We're only hunting down asshole newbies who start trouble.&nbsp; Those people with like 20 posts and they're all negative against the show.&nbsp; If you have that much against the Ron and Fez show, it may not be for you.</p><p>Also, no one is looking to squash honest discussions about concerns or problems you may have with the show.&nbsp; But have something to back up your post and be ready to discuss, don't just drop a &quot;Ron sucks because he counted the ESD votes wrong&quot; kind of thing on the board and expect to get accepted here.</p><p>Man, I'm ready for some Newbie combat!&nbsp; I hope Ron is THE BIGGEST DICK on air this week so people get all gay and want to come bitch here.&nbsp; Come on Ronnie, beat up the staff for 3 days straight!&nbsp; I need these pricks to start signing in to complain!!!!</p>

TheMojoPin
01-23-2007, 09:44 AM
<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />Damn, that's a fucked up pic.&nbsp; Not cool. <p>yet it consistantly gives me an erection.....odd isn't it?</p><p>Cute.</p>

Dougie Brootal
01-23-2007, 09:46 AM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />Damn, that's a fucked up pic.&nbsp; Not cool. <p>yet it consistantly gives me an erection.....odd isn't it?</p><p>Cute.</p><p>its just a joke, don't get your panties in a bunch.</p>

Death Metal Moe
01-23-2007, 09:46 AM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />Damn, that's a fucked up pic.&nbsp; Not cool. <p>What's that Mr. Can't Edit Threads Anymore?&nbsp; I didn't hear you.</p>

TheMojoPin
01-23-2007, 11:31 AM
All I said is that it's a fucked up pic.&nbsp; If people find it funny, they have a fucked up sense of humor.&nbsp; Tough shit.&nbsp; I'll shit back and wait for the hilarious photo of someone being lynched with a &quot;SHUT THE FUCK UP, NIGGER!!!&quot; caption.&nbsp; That'll show 'em!&nbsp; We'll&nbsp;give 'em what for!

Dougie Brootal
01-23-2007, 11:35 AM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />All I said is that it's a fucked up pic.&nbsp; If people find it funny, they have a fucked up sense of humor.&nbsp; Tough shit.&nbsp; I'll shit back and wait for the hilarious photo of someone being lynched with a &quot;SHUT THE FUCK UP, NIGGER!!!&quot; caption.&nbsp; That'll show 'em!&nbsp; We'll&nbsp;give 'em what for! <p>if only i had photoshop. </p><p>busybeeman, watch out!!!</p>

TheMojoPin
01-23-2007, 11:36 AM
Hoo-hoo.

Dougie Brootal
01-23-2007, 11:41 AM
<p>ugh.</p><p><img src="http://free.pages.at/j_ulia/headache_neu.jpg" border="0" width="359" height="480" /></p><p>nevermind dude, sorry you didnt get the joke. maybe it was too twisted for you and thats fine. i wasnt posting for you. plenty of other people on the board got it and said so last time i posted it.</p><p>im sorry it wasnt your taste, but dont take it as an attack or something.</p>

dukester
01-23-2007, 11:46 AM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br> I'll shit back and wait ....<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>shit back and wait, tee hee.

Death Metal Moe
01-23-2007, 11:48 AM
<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote: <p>nevermind dude, sorry you didnt get the joke. maybe it was too twisted for you and thats fine. i wasnt posting for you. plenty of other people on the board got it and said so last time i posted it.</p><p>im sorry it wasnt your taste, but dont take it as an attack or something.</p><p>Even thought I hardly ever use the word, I laughed.&nbsp; It's funny because it's rediculous.&nbsp; And when used at the right time against some complete asshole in a thread, it's perfectly appropriate.</p>

Dougie Brootal
01-23-2007, 11:50 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote: <p>nevermind dude, sorry you didnt get the joke. maybe it was too twisted for you and thats fine. i wasnt posting for you. plenty of other people on the board got it and said so last time i posted it.</p><p>im sorry it wasnt your taste, but dont take it as an attack or something.</p><p>Even thought I hardly ever use the word, I laughed.&nbsp; It's funny because it's rediculous.&nbsp; And when used at the right time against some complete asshole in a thread, it's perfectly appropriate.</p><p>thats usually when i use it. guess i should wait until some one starts posting about how wonderful george bush is.</p>

Earlshog
01-23-2007, 12:03 PM
George W is doing a a bang up job... its to bad we can't give&nbsp;the guy another eight years...

newport king
01-23-2007, 12:04 PM
i'm in.

TheMojoPin
01-23-2007, 12:31 PM
<strong>dukester</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />I'll shit back and wait .... <p>&nbsp;</p>shit back and wait, tee hee. <p>Hey, when a man's got a long wait, might as well try and relax...</p>

TheMojoPin
01-23-2007, 12:40 PM
<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote: <p>nevermind dude, sorry you didnt get the joke. maybe it was too twisted for you and thats fine. i wasnt posting for you. plenty of other people on the board got it and said so last time i posted it.</p><p>im sorry it wasnt your taste, but dont take it as an attack or something.</p><p>Even thought I hardly ever use the word, I laughed.&nbsp; It's funny because it's rediculous.&nbsp; And when used at the right time against some complete asshole in a thread, it's perfectly appropriate.</p><p>thats usually when i use it. guess i should wait until some one starts posting about how wonderful george bush is.</p><p>Alright, I'm not trying to make this into some kind of &quot;thing,&quot; but come on, man.&nbsp; You posted the headache pic, but I swear, I feel like I'm smashing my head against a wall.&nbsp; How is a picture of a woman with a gun in her mouth being told to &quot;shut the fuck up, cunt&quot; ever REALLY appropriate on a public forum like this?&nbsp; It's only &quot;too twisted&quot; for me in that it's supremely fucked up and I can't understand for a second how it could be deemed appropriate when arguing with people over a radio show.&nbsp; It's not a matter of being &quot;PC&quot; or &quot;too sensitive&quot;...it's just incredibly wrong and the arrogance to assume that it's OK to post that whenever you want without any thought to the other people here seems really insulting and unecessary.</p><p>Like I said, I don't want to make this into something bigger than it is.&nbsp; I said my piece and I'll move on.</p>

TheVHD
01-23-2007, 12:40 PM
<p>I've been a R-n-F fan since March 2006.&nbsp; I loved the show from the start, Earl included.&nbsp; Still love the show to this day... I base my whole life on Ron's teachings.&nbsp; BUT over the last 2 or 3 weeks Earl has been very aggravating because he's just being plain stupid.&nbsp; He's always answered every question with a &quot;Naw... I&quot; and when asked to do something he always answers with a &quot;Yeah... we can definitely do that...&quot; but latley he's just like a pain in the ass.&nbsp; It's like when you have a friend who's always been a pain but you deal with it... then one day you say you can't take it.&nbsp; Earl has become the Alex Rodriguez of radio.</p><p>As far as douggrasso's pic goes... it looks totally fake.&nbsp; BUT any chick with something in her mouth and ample breasts being restrained by a&nbsp;tube top is HOT in my book.</p>

El Mudo
01-23-2007, 12:42 PM
<p>Youre damn right im in line with the Old Guard...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://web2.airmail.net/napoleon/Napoleon_and_the_Guard.jpg" border="0" width="273" height="300" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ive been a fan since JFK over nights...when the show would be replayed at midnight back in 01...I will not allow ANY newbies to trash my show&nbsp;</p>

Dougie Brootal
01-23-2007, 12:43 PM
<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've been a R-n-F fan since March 2006.&nbsp; I loved the show from the start, Earl included.&nbsp; Still love the show to this day... I base my whole life on Ron's teachings.&nbsp; BUT over the last 2 or 3 weeks Earl has been very aggravating because he's just being plain stupid.&nbsp; He's always answered every question with a &quot;Naw... I&quot; and when asked to do something he always answers with a &quot;Yeah... we can definitely do that...&quot; but latley he's just like a pain in the ass.&nbsp; It's like when you have a friend who's always been a pain but you deal with it... then one day you say you can't take it.&nbsp; Earl has become the Alex Rodriguez of radio.</p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">As far as douggrasso's pic goes... it looks totally fake</font>.&nbsp; BUT any chick with something in her mouth and ample breasts being restrained by a&nbsp;tube top is HOT in my book.</p><p>it is fake. and its totally ridiculous. thats why its funny. </p>

Earlshog
01-23-2007, 12:44 PM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote: <p>nevermind dude, sorry you didnt get the joke. maybe it was too twisted for you and thats fine. i wasnt posting for you. plenty of other people on the board got it and said so last time i posted it.</p><p>im sorry it wasnt your taste, but dont take it as an attack or something.</p><p>Even thought I hardly ever use the word, I laughed.&nbsp; It's funny because it's rediculous.&nbsp; And when used at the right time against some complete asshole in a thread, it's perfectly appropriate.</p><p>thats usually when i use it. guess i should wait until some one starts posting about how wonderful george bush is.</p><p>Alright, I'm not trying to make this into some kind of &quot;thing,&quot; but come on, man.&nbsp; You posted the headache pic, but I swear, I feel like I'm smashing my head against a wall.&nbsp; How is a picture of a woman with a gun in her mouth being told to &quot;shut the fuck up, cunt&quot; ever REALLY appropriate on a public forum like this?&nbsp; It's only &quot;too twisted&quot; for me in that it's supremely fucked up and I can't understand for a second how it could be deemed appropriate when arguing with people over a radio show.&nbsp; It's not a matter of being &quot;PC&quot; or &quot;too sensitive&quot;...it's just incredibly wrong and the arrogance to assume that it's OK to post that whenever you want without any thought to the other people here seems really insulting and unecessary.</p><p>Like I said, I don't want to make this into something bigger than it is.&nbsp; I said my piece and I'll move on.</p><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>wow I must really be desensitized.... cause that pic didn't even get a reaction out of me...</p><p>well except for the erection... </p></font>

TheVHD
01-23-2007, 12:46 PM
<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've been a R-n-F fan since March 2006.&nbsp; I loved the show from the start, Earl included.&nbsp; Still love the show to this day... I base my whole life on Ron's teachings.&nbsp; BUT over the last 2 or 3 weeks Earl has been very aggravating because he's just being plain stupid.&nbsp; He's always answered every question with a &quot;Naw... I&quot; and when asked to do something he always answers with a &quot;Yeah... we can definitely do that...&quot; but latley he's just like a pain in the ass.&nbsp; It's like when you have a friend who's always been a pain but you deal with it... then one day you say you can't take it.&nbsp; Earl has become the Alex Rodriguez of radio.</p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">As far as douggrasso's pic goes... it looks totally fake</font>.&nbsp; BUT any chick with something in her mouth and ample breasts being restrained by a&nbsp;tube top is HOT in my book.</p><p>it is fake. and its totally ridiculous. thats why its funny. </p><p>In this reporter's opinion that's why it's non offensive... </p>

TheMojoPin
01-23-2007, 01:02 PM
<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've been a R-n-F fan since March 2006.&nbsp; I loved the show from the start, Earl included.&nbsp; Still love the show to this day... I base my whole life on Ron's teachings.&nbsp; BUT over the last 2 or 3 weeks Earl has been very aggravating because he's just being plain stupid.&nbsp; He's always answered every question with a &quot;Naw... I&quot; and when asked to do something he always answers with a &quot;Yeah... we can definitely do that...&quot; but latley he's just like a pain in the ass.&nbsp; It's like when you have a friend who's always been a pain but you deal with it... then one day you say you can't take it.&nbsp; Earl has become the Alex Rodriguez of radio.</p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">As far as douggrasso's pic goes... it looks totally fake</font>.&nbsp; BUT any chick with something in her mouth and ample breasts being restrained by a&nbsp;tube top is HOT in my book.</p><p>it is fake. and its totally ridiculous. thats why its funny. </p><p>In this reporter's opinion that's why it's non offensive... </p><p>I didn't think it was real.&nbsp; I doubt anyone would.&nbsp; It's just the incredibly hateful sentiment behind it that gets to me that overwhelms any possible humor.&nbsp; Again, what's the difference between that and the lynching photo example I gave, even if that was staged, too?</p><p>If people want to find it hilarious, fine.&nbsp; I'm just saying that this is a public forum with a lot of different people and sometimes it doesn't hurt to give a thought to the others here who are going to read what we each post.&nbsp; I don't think it's too crazy to assume that a photo of a woman with a gun in her mouth being called a &quot;cunt&quot; is going to be a bit much for some of the posters here.&nbsp; Are we really putting it out there that anything is fair game and common decency be damned no matter what?&nbsp; It's one thing to try and be a bit dark or &quot;edgy&quot; or what the fuck ever, and it's another to seemingly want to be as offensive as possible to as many people as possible over something that's ultimately incredibly insignificant.</p><p>doug, I don't know you, I'm not trying to call you out or insult you or anything...I'm just trying to explain how some people might take something that.&nbsp; I understand that plenty of people aren't going to care or actually like it...I'm just presenting the other side of that.&nbsp; I'm simply asking that sometimes we all&nbsp;take into consideration the other people posting here.</p>

Team_Ramrod
01-23-2007, 01:13 PM
<p>Doug, I thought your pic was funny. In fact I'd be willing to say that the only people (other than Mojo) who will not find it funny would be a shick who had a gun stuck down her throat and was told to shut the fuck up.</p><p>I like your pic, I like you and I'd like you to follow through on MY suggestion to get a myspace account. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now let's get back to the New fucks....</p>

Wallower
01-23-2007, 01:36 PM
<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Doug, I thought your pic was funny. In fact I'd be willing to say that the only people (other than Mojo) who will not find it funny would be a <font color="#000000" style="background-color: #ffff00">shick who had a gun stuck down her throat</font> and was told to shut the fuck up.</p><p>I like your pic, I like you and I'd like you to follow through on MY suggestion to get a myspace account. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now let's get back to the New fucks....</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8531/shick6wz.jpg" border="0" alt="??" title="??" width="411" height="257" /></p>

Death Metal Moe
01-23-2007, 01:49 PM
<strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Doug, I thought your pic was funny. In fact I'd be willing to say that the only people (other than Mojo) who will not find it funny would be a <font color="#000000" style="background-color: #ffff00">shick who had a gun stuck down her throat</font> and was told to shut the fuck up.</p><p>I like your pic, I like you and I'd like you to follow through on MY suggestion to get a myspace account. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now let's get back to the New fucks....</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8531/shick6wz.jpg" border="0" alt="??" title="??" width="411" height="257" /></p><p>I think Wallower deserves a few more Sheepy points for this one.</p>

Team_Ramrod
01-23-2007, 01:53 PM
<strong>Wallower</strong> wrote: <p>&nbsp;<img src="http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8531/shick6wz.jpg" border="0" alt="??" title="??" width="411" height="257" /></p><p>Wallower, I don't know if I should be more offended by this grotesque photo you posted or the fat kid in your avatar.</p><p>I mean really, how funny is it when a shick has a gun to it's head?</p>

TheMojoPin
01-23-2007, 01:59 PM
<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wallower</strong> wrote: <p>&nbsp;<img src="http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8531/shick6wz.jpg" border="0" alt="??" title="??" width="411" height="257" /></p><p>Wallower, I don't know if I should be more offended by this grotesque photo you posted or the fat kid in your avatar.</p><p>I mean really, how funny is it when a shick has a gun to it's head?</p><p>Awesomely hysterical.</p><p>Man, beware the typos in this thread...</p>

Wallower
01-23-2007, 01:59 PM
<p>If the avatar bothers you wait till you see the genuine article:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8665/biggun17tm.jpg" border="0" width="446" height="342" />&nbsp;</p>

TheMojoPin
01-23-2007, 02:01 PM
<p>There are so many questions raised by that...</p><p>Is he standing on a blanket or a towel?&nbsp; &quot;Fuck it, I don't have time for a shirt...or pants...or moving...I NEED ICE CREAM!!!&quot;</p>

Wallower
01-23-2007, 02:05 PM
My theory: It'a a young Hacksaw Jim Duggan trying to eat his way to his first 2x4.

weekapaugjz
01-23-2007, 02:44 PM
<strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If the avatar bothers you wait till you see the genuine article:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8665/biggun17tm.jpg" border="0" width="446" height="342" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>how did you get your hands on my childhood photobook?&nbsp; that pic was supposed to be private! </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

Gaia
01-23-2007, 02:52 PM
<p>Should I bring my straight razor??</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Captain Rooster
01-23-2007, 03:01 PM
Does Gvac need his AARP card to check in?

Gaia
01-23-2007, 03:03 PM
hahahaha! Thats just mean, and no, he needs his life alert pendant.

Duke
01-23-2007, 05:31 PM
<p>Ive been here for a while.....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Older (still young in age) Poster checking in</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or is there a new 11 year old poster?&nbsp;</p>

blacknoi
01-23-2007, 05:47 PM
nonnewbie here

Wallower
01-23-2007, 06:58 PM
<p><img src="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9504/farrahposter6xc.jpg" border="0" width="243" height="320" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>old poster</p>

spoon
01-23-2007, 10:24 PM
<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><p>im in, but i kinda like the asshole newbies cuz i love to post this...</p><p><img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/stfucunt.jpg" border="0" width="420" height="336" /></p><p>Yah,&nbsp;THAT'S what I'd be putting in her mouth.&nbsp; Stupid stupid man.</p>