George W. Bush should turn heel tonight [Archive]

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foodcourtdruide

01-23-2007, 01:57 PM

His popularity is low. The crowd's are starting to boo more than they cheer. What a perfect time for a heel turn!Bush: And I think the main problem in the country is not Iraq... or Iran... or North Korea.. it's....(Bush turns around and looks at Dick Cheney, then superkicks him through the barbershop window)

cougarjake13

01-23-2007, 01:58 PM

i'd pay a million dollars to see that

HBox

01-23-2007, 02:00 PM

Superkicking Cheney would be a face turn.

BoondockSaint

01-23-2007, 02:00 PM

Wouldn't that turn him face?

HBox

01-23-2007, 02:08 PM

Upon thinking about it, he could probably super kick anyone in that room and it would be considered a face turn.

Ritalin

01-23-2007, 02:11 PM

President Who?

ChrisTheCop

01-23-2007, 02:16 PM

or maybe...just maybe "we"  should turn heel and support our president and act like a nation united against our enemies!  That would be cool, too.

HBox

01-23-2007, 02:22 PM

lleeder

01-23-2007, 02:24 PM

Maybe he brings out a guitar and invites Hilliary out on stage for a sing along. Then when she walks out he slams it over her head and says " How do you like that Slapnuts?"

burrben

01-23-2007, 02:25 PM

the democrats should yell "what?" after every line or take a cue from fez and chant "you suck" when he enters the room

cougarjake13

01-23-2007, 02:27 PM

politics would be so much more fun to follow if they employed a wrestling mentality

Sheeplovr

01-23-2007, 02:29 PM

cougarjake13 wrote: politics would be so much more fun to follow if they employed a wrestling mentality I doesn't already?

cougarjake13

01-23-2007, 02:36 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: cougarjake13 wrote: politics would be so much more fun to follow if they employed a wrestling mentality  I doesn't already? it does a little but i mean full on hard coreheel turns, chair shots, and the like

Jujubees2

01-23-2007, 02:40 PM

ChrisTheCop wrote: or maybe...just maybe "we"  should turn heel and support our president and act like a nation united against our enemies!  That would be cool, too.  Perhaps you may want to follow this guy around.  I heard the Kool Aid tastes great!<img src="http://www.carpenoctem.tv/haunt/wa/img/jimjones.jpg" border="0" width="288" height="266" />

sailor

01-23-2007, 02:42 PM

lleeder wrote: Maybe he brings out a guitar and invites Hilliary out on stage for a sing along. Then when she walks out he slams it over her head and says " How do you like that Slapnuts?" slapnuts???

samnyc

01-23-2007, 04:08 PM

But it would be so much better for him to turn face!  A couple of ways it could go:1) Bush could say that he was Cheney's puppet for the past 6 years and now time to be his own man, turning him face.2) Bush could say the real reason he lied about Iraq was to find Osama Bin Ladin and then reveal that he found Osama in Iraq, turning him face.3) Bush could say that he was never attracted to his wife and reveal his younger girlfiend Chelsea Clinton, turning him face.  4) Bush could say "Dad what you did was wrong!" just like Shane McMahon, turning him face

SpicyMcHaggis

01-23-2007, 04:20 PM

It makes sense:The Republicans - RAW (more money, make decisions that don't make sense, lots of flash and no substance) The Democrats - Smackdown (have good intentions, make similar mistakes but nobody pays attention to them) The Green Party - ECW (a lot of good guys, a lot of dolts, and plenty of room for improvement, and hopefully one of them will make it to the big time) The Independent Party - ROH, JAPW, CZW, any other indy show you've seen (talented people, never really get a chance to shine in the big time, when they do they usually become apart of a group that twists their image, and turns them into something to claim as their own success)

WRESTLINGFAN

01-23-2007, 04:22 PM

sailor wrote: lleeder wrote: Maybe he brings out a guitar and invites Hilliary out on stage for a sing along. Then when she walks out he slams it over her head and says " How do you like that Slapnuts?"  slapnuts???Jeff Jarrett coined the term "Slapnuts"

K.C.

01-23-2007, 05:03 PM

If he wanted to make a face turn, he'd come out to the Stone Cold music and start stunning Supreme Court Justices. If its a heel turn, he'll look directly at Laura, call her a whore, and then start making out with Condi... I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Doctor Z

01-23-2007, 05:11 PM

He's already one of the biggest heel presidents in American history.        That being said, he needs to join DX.

booster11373

01-23-2007, 05:12 PM

He should do it President Camacho style considering we are living Idiocracy all ready!

samnyc

01-23-2007, 05:12 PM

Is there any chance that Bush will give Rumsfield a powerbomb during Saturday Night's Main Event?

Death Metal Moe

01-23-2007, 05:21 PM

ChrisTheCop wrote: or maybe...just maybe "we"  should turn heel and support our president and act like a nation united against our enemies!  That would be cool, too.  Our enemies are the people who use our own fears against us, make choices that aren't based in fact and continue down the same failed paths, even when faced with record breaking approval ratings.

9mileskid

01-23-2007, 05:49 PM

would love to see him hit pelosi and ted kennedy with chair shots

SpicyMcHaggis

01-23-2007, 05:50 PM

Miiiiiiiiiissttteeeerrrrrrr (Ted) Kennedy............Kennedy!

keithy_19

01-23-2007, 06:10 PM

Bush could take the pads he's getting for autographs and rip them up. Definate heel turn.

Don Stugots

01-23-2007, 06:17 PM

cougarjake13 wrote: politics would be so much more fun to follow if they employed a wrestling mentality if it did, i would vote more.   Chris the cop, the whole Bushamania is running wild worked for a bit but he needs to become Hollywood George W and tear off his suit and show the NwO shirt beneath it.

foodcourtdruide

01-23-2007, 06:34 PM

Don Stugots wrote: cougarjake13 wrote: politics would be so much more fun to follow if they employed a wrestling mentality  if it did, i would vote more.   Chris the cop, the whole Bushamania is running wild worked for a bit but he needs to become Hollywood George W and tear off his suit and show the NwO shirt beneath it.   Then Ahmadinejad of Iran and Chavez of Venezuala come out and they stand at the podium while the senate throws garbage at them.

Kevin

01-23-2007, 06:39 PM

foodcourtdruide wrote: Don Stugots wrote: cougarjake13 wrote: politics would be so much more fun to follow if they employed a wrestling mentality if it did, i would vote more.  Chris the cop, the whole Bushamania is running wild worked for a bit but he needs to become Hollywood George W and tear off his suit and show the NwO shirt beneath it. Then Ahmadinejad of Iran and Chavez of Venezuala come out and they stand at the podium while the senate throws garbage at them. Only after Bush drags Sharon from his stroke hospital bed, has Chaney hold him up, and then gives him an RKO then a leg drop. 

This message was edited by Kevin on 1-23-07 @ 10:40 PM

ponelas park townie

01-23-2007, 10:46 PM

You think if Sandman came out in the middle of his speech, with the music, and the beer chugging, pouring beer down into peoples mouths, banging the can on his head, holding a singapore cane, that secret service would stand around Bush as Sandman walked around the stage like Heyman's security?<a href="http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/tvshows/ecw/200608/3152374/0808sandmanent">Imagine this, just with Bush...</a> 

This message was edited by ponelas park townie on 1-24-07 @ 2:50 AM

RingWraith

01-25-2007, 10:57 AM

I really think Bush is already a heel.  In fact, what I feel should happen is when Bush makes another "address to the nation" (really cutting a promo!),  he should be interupted by Bill Clinton!!! (Or maybe Hilary, but I think she might get the "John Cena treatment" and get booed by a good portion of the crowd)But all in all, people in this board should write the storylines of politics in a wrestling world.  It would probably be a whole  lot more entertaining than some of the WWE stuff lately.

ralphbxny

01-25-2007, 11:12 AM

G.W. Bush is he like golddust and his oldman is dusty!Which makes Clinton whoooooo the NATURE BOY!!!

TerrancePryor

01-26-2007, 09:19 AM

RingWraith wrote: I really think Bush is already a heel.  In fact, what I feel should happen is when Bush makes another "address to the nation" (really cutting a promo!),  he should be interupted by Bill Clinton!!! (Or maybe Hilary, but I think she might get the "John Cena treatment" and get booed by a good portion of the crowd)But all in all, people in this board should write the storylines of politics in a wrestling world.  It would probably be a whole  lot more entertaining than some of the WWE stuff lately.  It would be really cool if Vince McMahon were to interupt him and be like "I can stand all of the shit that you've done to America.I can run this country better than you or anybody in your moronic family can."Vince would then make the match between himself and George Bush for Wrestlemania with the presidency up for grabs.We could see some outrageous segments like Cheny accidentally(or is it?) shooting Shane mking Vince snap or Vince pitting Bush in a handicap match between John Kerry and Ralph Nader.