STATE OF THE UNION LISTENING THREAD

[Captain Rooster]

Let's Roll ...

[shittyhambrgers]

part of me wonders, shouldn't we watch/listen to the president w/o R&F goofing on it?  you know, since he's the president and all?

[phixion]

scarlet whores

[Captain Rooster]

<p>They start off with a chick intro.ing the Chief Justices</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Once again, you can read along <a href="http://www.drudgereport.com/flash2f.htm">HERE</a>.</p><p>If you don't mind going to the Drudge site</p>

[BoondockSaint]

<p>Iraqi blood.&nbsp; Llove Fez.</p>

[The_Polish]

Here comes earl douglass.

[Ritalin]

<p>synched up the tivo</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[BoondockSaint]

Fez is on fire!

[Captain Rooster]

which feed ar ethey on ... that sounds like wolf blitzer ... but CNN does not have Wolf on.

[STC-Dub]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br />part of me wonders, shouldn't we watch/listen to the president w/o R&amp;F goofing on it?&nbsp; you know, since he's the president and all? <p>Why should we?&nbsp; All State of the Union speachess follow the same formula.&nbsp; Americais great , there are problems, we will fix the problems and make it better, if you do it my way and don't let politics get in the way.</p>

[Ritalin]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br />part of me wonders, shouldn't we watch/listen to the president w/o R&amp;F goofing on it? you know, since he's the president and all?<p>Shake it off&nbsp;</p>

[weekapaugjz]

i'd love to see mark foley come in with a 16 year old boy.&nbsp; yes, you would fez.

[cupcakelove]

I got my DVR matched up with the show delay.&nbsp; Its off by a fraction of a second and sounds really weird.

[The_Polish]

<p>Ron: It's like Santa Claus's Hookers are out tonight.</p><p>&nbsp;Why not Ron &quot;The Hero&quot; Bennington for President 2008? </p>

[Doctor Z]

I promise that nothing new will be learned from tonight's State of the Union. Hence, why I'm gonna play NBA JAM instead.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Doctor_Z on 1-23-07 @ 9:09 PM</span>

[Hottub]

Shut up, hole!!!

[Gvac]

<p>I'm so confused.</p><p>Should I post here, or in the FreeFM listening thread?&nbsp;</p>

[Sheeplovr]

haha you suck<br />

[STC-Dub]

Tip O'Neal the first female Speaker of the House, great line.

[burrben]

<p>i saw dennis kucinich</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="7">KUCINICH '08</font></strong></p>

[Kevin]

YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK.

[Ritalin]

<p>Look,&nbsp; you can see his horns</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Captain Rooster]

Fezzie starts the You Suck intro.

[Gaia]

I dont know why, but Fezzie singing cracked me up!!! I took a knee. &quot;you suck.....&quot;

[Bossanova]

YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

[FezPaul]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm so confused.</p><p>Should I post here, or in the FreeFM listening thread?&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Why don't you post in sheepy's butt? <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></font></strong></p>

[burrben]

i want nancy poleosi to make faces during the speech. or give him rabbit ears

[STC-Dub]

Are we sure Bush is actually human, he looks like an elf to me.

[Basedow]

<strong>Bossanova</strong> wrote:<br />YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!<p>&nbsp;caught me off gaurd....belly laughed at fez singing</p>

[phixion]

<p>wow fez is really on tonight</p>

[Hottub]

Huzzah!!

[burrben]

i can't stand it. they're all phony bullshit liars

[Ritalin]

<p>That's because the fcc would fine him for calling her madame cunt</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Brad_Rush]

This it too tripy trying to watch tv on mute and listen to the feed.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Listening to this crap makes me remember why I hate all politicians so much.

[weekapaugjz]

cheney's wearing a tie he got from prince.

[Basedow]

this sucking up is horrible....i'm no dubyah lover but i feel bad seeing the president crouching to kiss pelosi's ass

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Basedow on 1-23-07 @ 9:16 PM</span>

[phixion]

&nbsp;porpoises and the dolphins too

[fattypnemonia]

so glad they are doing this.&nbsp; fucking brilliant

[trackstand]

<p>part of me wonders, shouldn't we watch/listen to the president w/o R&amp;F goofing on it?&nbsp; you know, since he's the president and all? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>heh, good one shitty!</p>

[Snacks]

That was nice to acknowledge himself being the first president with a female speaker. I actually respect him for that.

[Ritalin]

<p>Ron and Fez are seriously doing a public service, because there is no way I'd be watching/listen to this shit without them</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[fattypnemonia]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ron and Fez are seriously doing a public service, because there is no way I'd be watching/listen to this shit without them</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i second that&nbsp;</p>

[Brad_Rush]

<p>This is like Mystery Science Theater 3000...</p><p>but much better.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

This is awesome.&nbsp; If I had Ron and Fez every year I'd have never missed one of these dull, pointless things.

[rckiller]

Boy she must have a good makeup artist because Nancy looks hot tonight!

[BoondockSaint]

I like watching Pelosi decide if she should stand up or not.&nbsp; She keeps catching herself.

[burrben]

balance the budget, no fucking shit

[Snacks]

<strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br />Boy she must have a good makeup artist because Nancy looks hot tonight! <p>I just thought the same thing. Wow a 60 year old milf or gilf !!!</p>

[fleshysilo]

New Poll, biggest liar;&nbsp; EARL--------BUSH???

[fattypnemonia]

he really does get up there for an hour and say NOTHING.&nbsp; its the same shit over and over again.&nbsp;

[Gvac]

<p>&quot;Curb the spending appetite of the Federal government&quot;&nbsp; ???????</p><p>He's the most disappointing President of my lifetime.&nbsp; Even more than Carter. &nbsp;</p>

[Ritalin]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />This is awesome. If I had Ron and Fez every year I'd have never missed one of these dull, pointless things.<p>Yeah, it's kind of like that Dark Side of the Moon/Wizard of Oz thing. </p>

[burrben]

i hope he mentions reparations for earl's sake

[moochcassidy]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;Curb the spending appetite of the Federal government&quot; ???????</p><p>He's the most <strong>disappointing</strong> President of my lifetime. Even more than Carter. </p>were you expecting something better off this guy?&nbsp;

[Snacks]

<p>I didnt know he balanced the budget 2 years early? Am I missing something?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;Curb the spending appetite of the Federal government&quot;&nbsp; ???????</p><p>He's the most disappointing President of my lifetime.&nbsp; Even more than Carter. &nbsp;</p><p>What about Adams?</p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>fattypnemonia</strong> wrote:<br />he really does get up there for an hour and say NOTHING. its the same shit over and over again. <p>when has any president done things any different? </p>

[Gvac]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;Curb the spending appetite of the Federal government&quot; ???????</p><p>He's the most <strong>disappointing</strong> President of my lifetime. Even more than Carter. </p>were you expecting something better off this guy? <p>The first time he ran he swore he was a Conservative who believed in small government. &nbsp;</p><p>Son of a bitch lied his balls off.&nbsp;</p>

[burrben]

no child left behind is fucking awful

[fattypnemonia]

<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>fattypnemonia</strong> wrote:<br />he really does get up there for an hour and say NOTHING. its the same shit over and over again. <p>when has any president done things any different? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>none that i know of...&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />balance the budget, no fucking shit <p>Exactly, that's why I HATE these things. He's not gonna say anything we don't already know.</p><p>We want to save Social Security.&nbsp;&nbsp;We want better futures for our children.&nbsp; We want to work together for a better tomorrow.</p><p>Yada yada yada.&nbsp; Gimmie a fucking break.&nbsp; It's not just Bush it's all these State of the Union speeches.</p>

[boeman]

I really want to hear The Midnight Rider read this speech... Probably won't be able to tell the difference from one of his regular speeches.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by boeman on 1-23-07 @ 9:24 PM</span>

[Snacks]

<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>fattypnemonia</strong> wrote:<br />he really does get up there for an hour and say NOTHING. its the same shit over and over again. <p>when has any president done things any different? </p><p>what they shouldnt do is try to pat themselves on the back for the first hour. They talk about shit that they say they did and did well but things I have read never agree with anything he is talking about.</p>

[Brad_Rush]

<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;Curb the spending appetite of the Federal government&quot;&nbsp; ???????</p><p>He's the most disappointing President of my lifetime.&nbsp; Even more than Carter. &nbsp;</p><p>What about Adams?</p><p>John or John Quincy?</p>

[fattypnemonia]

why clap at this crap!?&nbsp; i dont understand

[Ritalin]

You just know that Cheney is up there slipping the one cheek sneek, trying to smell Pelosi out.

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;Curb the spending appetite of the Federal government&quot;&nbsp; ???????</p><p>He's the most disappointing President of my lifetime.&nbsp; Even more than Carter. &nbsp;</p><p>What about Adams?</p><p>John or John Quincy?</p><p>He was around for both.</p>

[burrben]

ron's on his eighth hour of radio. someone's gonna sleep well tonight (hint: it won't be earl)

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />no child left behind is fucking awful<p>he's says about schools getting local control?&nbsp; thats a bunch of bullshit.&nbsp; its becoming more and more in the hands of the state which is getting pressure from the government&nbsp; with NCLB.&nbsp; it focuses way too much on high stakes testing which can have many downfalls in education. </p>

[Basedow]

<strong>fattypnemonia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>fattypnemonia</strong> wrote:<br />he really does get up there for an hour and say NOTHING. its the same shit over and over again. <p>when has any president done things any different? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>none that i know of... </p><p>&nbsp;Kennedy claimed the USA would put a man on the moon by the end of the decade, and we did. but even he was just bullshitting at the time. </p>

[Gvac]

I'm all for lowering taxes and giving families tax cuts so they can pay for health insurance...but how are you going to cut taxes even further when you keep spending like a drunken sailor, Mr. President???

[FezPaul]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;Curb the spending appetite of the Federal government&quot; ???????</p><p>He's the most <strong>disappointing</strong> President of my lifetime. Even more than Carter. </p>were you expecting something better off this guy? <p>The first time he ran he swore he was a Conservative who believed in small government. &nbsp;</p><p>Son of a bitch lied his balls off.&nbsp;</p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2"></font></strong><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">President Earl?</font></strong></p>

[Ritalin]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I'm all for lowering taxes and giving families tax cuts so they can pay for health insurance...but how are you going to cut taxes even further when you keep spending like a drunken sailor, Mr. President???<p>By raising payroll taxes on people who HAVE health insurance.</p><p>Seriously, that's his plan</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />no child left behind is fucking awful <p>he's says about schools getting local control?&nbsp; thats a bunch of bullshit.&nbsp; its becoming more and more in the hands of the state which is getting pressure from the government&nbsp; with NCLB.&nbsp; it focuses way too much on high stakes testing which can have many downfalls in education. </p><p>NCLB obviously isnt working, our education has gone down the shitter and our world rank is getting close to 3rd world. We need to change, but I have no idea what can be done.</p>

[rckiller]

This is bizarre watching on tv and listening on the internet quite a lag time! I guess that is in case George drops the C bomb at the speaker.

[fattypnemonia]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I'm all for lowering taxes and giving families tax cuts so they can pay for health insurance...but how are you going to cut taxes even further when you keep spending like a drunken sailor, Mr. President???<p>By raising payroll taxes on people who HAVE health insurance.</p><p>Seriously, that's his plan</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;his plan stinks</p>

[The Jays]

Health accounts, tax breaks, and leaving no child behind! go Bush!

[burrben]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I'm all for lowering taxes and giving families tax cuts so they can pay for health insurance...but how are you going to cut taxes even further when you keep spending like a drunken sailor, Mr. President??? <p>By raising payroll taxes on people who HAVE health insurance.</p><p>Seriously, that's his plan</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>but it's a plan. hitler wanted to invade russia, it didn't work but he had a plan</p>

[Ritalin]

He's so far off base with this immigrant thing

[lleeder]

<font size="3">There's more applause breaks then the Tony Danza Show</font>

[BoondockSaint]

I hope he doesn't go after the Rider.

[Friday]

<p>Leave No Mexican Behind!&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /> <br /> </p>

[Snacks]

<strong>TheJays</strong> wrote:<br />Health accounts, tax breaks, and leaving no child behind! go Bush! <p>how is he going to pay for all this without raising the taxes for the rich? you cant do all these things and lower taxes, the money needs to come from somewhere.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dont forget the war still isnt included in our defecit or his unbalanced budget</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[fattypnemonia]

<p>ok the claping needs to cease</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>let the retard speak for fucks sake&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>TheJays</strong> wrote:<br />Health accounts, tax breaks, and leaving no child behind! go Bush! <p>Yea, watch him stand behind none of it.</p>

[rckiller]

Check it out Peolsi is chewing gum!

[FartyPneumonia]

http://cathelaine.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mr_puss_yawn.jpg

[Brad_Rush]

<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />I hope he doesn't go after the Rider. <p>Don't worry, he ain't gonna let them catch him.</p>

[The_Polish]

There better be more big ASS simulcasts in the future.&nbsp;&nbsp;

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />no child left behind is fucking awful <p>he's says about schools getting local control? thats a bunch of bullshit. its becoming more and more in the hands of the state which is getting pressure from the government with NCLB. it focuses way too much on high stakes testing which can have many downfalls in education. </p><p>NCLB obviously isnt working, our education has gone down the shitter and our world rank is getting close to 3rd world. We need to change, but I have no idea what can be done.</p><p>yeah, its about teaching kids how to think, how to learn, and enjoy learning.&nbsp; this can be accomplished if you dont have to teach to a test.&nbsp; much of todays education is focused on students passing tests so schools don't closed down or lose funding.&nbsp; they teach kids how to take tests, not to think. </p>

[trackstand]

What's that douche Cheney sucking on?

[burrben]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br />He's so far off base with this immigrant thing <p><em>they come from the land of the ice and snow...</em></p>

[Arch Stanton]

So this is where you guys are playing.

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />I hope he doesn't go after the Rider. <p>Don't worry, he ain't gonna let them catch him.</p><p>No?</p>

[Brad_Rush]

I wish they could do the simulcast on xm so they could do it without the delay...

[sailor]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I'm all for lowering taxes and giving families tax cuts so they can pay for health insurance...but how are you going to cut taxes even further when you keep spending like a drunken sailor, Mr. President???<p>&nbsp;<font size="2">hey!</font></p>

[Captain Rooster]

<p>Bush sometimes sounds like Ron Burgundy from the start of Anchorman: &quot;The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Brad_Rush]

<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />I hope he doesn't go after the Rider. <p>Don't worry, he ain't gonna let them catch him.</p><p>No?</p><p>No he ain't gonna let them catch the midnight rider</p>

[Enabler]

<strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />I hope he doesn't go after the Rider. <p>Don't worry, he ain't gonna let them catch him.</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">&quot;Parts Unknown&quot;...sounds pretty sketchy to me. They might want to take a look.</font></p>

[Ritalin]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I'm all for lowering taxes and giving families tax cuts so they can pay for health insurance...but how are you going to cut taxes even further when you keep spending like a drunken sailor, Mr. President???<p> <font size="2">hey!</font></p><p>Sailor, do you spend when you get drunk? I call old girlfriends and go to White Castle<br /> </p>

[burrben]

i want him to say that he's wants to bring back &quot;seinfeld&quot;

[Kfed]

alternate fuels= iraqi oil

[sailor]

<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />no child left behind is fucking awful <p>he's says about schools getting local control? thats a bunch of bullshit. its becoming more and more in the hands of the state which is getting pressure from the government with NCLB. it focuses way too much on high stakes testing which can have many downfalls in education. </p><p>NCLB obviously isnt working, our education has gone down the shitter and our world rank is getting close to 3rd world. We need to change, but I have no idea what can be done.</p><p>yeah, its about teaching kids how to think, how to learn, and enjoy learning. this can be accomplished if you dont have to teach to a test. much of todays education is focused on students passing tests so schools don't closed down or lose funding. they teach kids how to take tests, not to think. </p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">if that's true, how come we're not performing well on tests comparing us to other nations?</font></p>

[Snacks]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Bush sometimes sounds like Ron Burgundy from the start of Anchorman: &quot;The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>I'm listening to him and thats all I keep think is anchor man.</p>

[FartyPneumonia]

Oh Shit did he just say wood chips? http://www.hurterconsult.com/1b522cd0.jpg

[sailor]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I'm all for lowering taxes and giving families tax cuts so they can pay for health insurance...but how are you going to cut taxes even further when you keep spending like a drunken sailor, Mr. President???<p> <font size="2">hey!</font></p><p>Sailor, do you spend when you get drunk? I call old girlfriends and go to White Castle<br /> </p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">nah, i just get friendly.<br /></font></p>

[Brad_Rush]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />no child left behind is fucking awful <p>he's says about schools getting local control? thats a bunch of bullshit. its becoming more and more in the hands of the state which is getting pressure from the government with NCLB. it focuses way too much on high stakes testing which can have many downfalls in education. </p><p>NCLB obviously isnt working, our education has gone down the shitter and our world rank is getting close to 3rd world. We need to change, but I have no idea what can be done.</p><p>yeah, its about teaching kids how to think, how to learn, and enjoy learning. this can be accomplished if you dont have to teach to a test. much of todays education is focused on students passing tests so schools don't closed down or lose funding. they teach kids how to take tests, not to think. </p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">if that's true, how come we're not performing well on tests comparing us to other nations?</font></p><p>Cause they all cheat off each other...</p>

[Arch Stanton]

They are on fire. Hot sauce for everyone!

[BoondockSaint]

GWB is Kenny Allen?&nbsp; No wonder why he hasn't been calling in.

[Captain Rooster]

&quot;Super robots with lazer eyes.&quot;&nbsp; Ron on the future of the union.

[Snacks]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />no child left behind is fucking awful <p>he's says about schools getting local control? thats a bunch of bullshit. its becoming more and more in the hands of the state which is getting pressure from the government with NCLB. it focuses way too much on high stakes testing which can have many downfalls in education. </p><p>NCLB obviously isnt working, our education has gone down the shitter and our world rank is getting close to 3rd world. We need to change, but I have no idea what can be done.</p><p>yeah, its about teaching kids how to think, how to learn, and enjoy learning. this can be accomplished if you dont have to teach to a test. much of todays education is focused on students passing tests so schools don't closed down or lose funding. they teach kids how to take tests, not to think. </p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">if that's true, how come we're not performing well on tests comparing us to other nations?</font></p><p>obviously we are not doing a good job teaching kids to test either</p>

[Kfed]

<p>why not just make a car that runs on wood chips</p>

[Gvac]

&quot;Purity vow&quot; - XM show call back!

[The_Polish]

Don't worry, Bush can't catch Osama. There is no way he can catch the rider.

[fleshysilo]

I developed a way to run all cars and trucks off water.......wait I E-mailed the only copy to Earl

[Ritalin]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[fattypnemonia]

so im reinstating the draft

[Enabler]

<img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/CASEYH%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-10.jpg" border="0" />

[burrben]

<strong>FartyPneumonia</strong> wrote:<br />Oh Shit did he just say wood chips? <img src="http://www.hurterconsult.com/1b522cd0.jpg" border="0" width="290" height="205" /> <p>we got any wood chips back there, earl? i'm starvin'</p>

[Friday]

<p>they just focused on the Skeeriest lady ever.... eeek!</p><p>My aging fears come to pass......&nbsp;</p>

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Bush sometimes sounds like Ron Burgundy from the start of Anchorman: &quot;The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>I'm Ron Burgandy....Go Fuck yourself San Diego </p>

[Gaia]

Cheney's got a rifle under his seat. LOOKOUT!!!!!!

[FezPaul]

<strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />I hope he doesn't go after the Rider. <p>Don't worry, he ain't gonna let them catch him.</p><p>No?</p><p>No he ain't gonna let them catch the midnight rider</p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2"></font></strong><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">E G A A G A</font></strong></p>

[Snacks]

<strong>fleshysilo</strong> wrote:<br />I developed a way to run all cars and trucks off water.......wait I E-mailed the only copy to Earl <p>this will be a stupid question, but who cares. Have we ever actually tried using water? Or would it just burn our/evaporate to quickly to run a car?</p>

[Captain Rooster]

&quot;If you look at that glass in front of Cheney--his teeth are in it.&quot; -- Fez

[Ritalin]

I don't believe anything he just said. I seriously think he made that whole list up

[Gvac]

Homeland Security - We do more before 9AM than you do all day.

[Captain Rooster]

<font size="6"><strong>FEZ ... ON FIRE!</strong></font>

[FartyPneumonia]

http://www.urania.be/sterrenkunde/images/mars-groot.jpghttp://www.hurterconsult.com/1b522cd0.jpg

[sailor]

<font size="2">loved the 24 line!<br /></font>

[Captain Rooster]

<p>Who exactly are the &quot;Evildoers&quot;?&nbsp; The Legion of Doom?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Snacks]

arent we oppossing our will on the Iraq's and the rest of the world? He so never sees this shit.

[Kfed]

we woke up a black radio producer every hour on the hour last night

[burrben]

liar whore, liar whore and you know it

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Homeland Security - We do more before 9AM than you do all day. <p>Especially Earl</p>

[rckiller]

C'mon Hillary stay awake.

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />no child left behind is fucking awful <p>he's says about schools getting local control? thats a bunch of bullshit. its becoming more and more in the hands of the state which is getting pressure from the government with NCLB. it focuses way too much on high stakes testing which can have many downfalls in education. </p><p>NCLB obviously isnt working, our education has gone down the shitter and our world rank is getting close to 3rd world. We need to change, but I have no idea what can be done.</p><p>yeah, its about teaching kids how to think, how to learn, and enjoy learning. this can be accomplished if you dont have to teach to a test. much of todays education is focused on students passing tests so schools don't closed down or lose funding. they teach kids how to take tests, not to think. </p><p> <font size="2">if that's true, how come we're not performing well on tests comparing us to other nations?</font></p><p>when you are a student and are continously are taught by methods of test taking skills and basic recall of information activities, students become disengaged from it very quickly.&nbsp; why?&nbsp; because its boring as shit.&nbsp; there are methods of teaching that try to focus on higher order thinking skills but most teachers do not teach like this because they can become in depth and take too much time out of the year.&nbsp; teachers are held accountable to &quot;get through the curriculum&quot;&nbsp; or cover the material so kids can pass a test.&nbsp;</p><p>shit, i feel like im typing a paper for class or some shit. </p>

[Friday]

Dude.&nbsp; Obama is completely asleep....&nbsp; <br />

[Death Metal Moe]

Tommy?

[Ritalin]

He has absolutely no idea what he's talking about.

[Brad_Rush]

<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br />Dude.&nbsp; Obama is completely asleep....&nbsp; <br /><p>Did you say Osama?</p>

[burrben]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="6"><strong>FEZ ... ON FIRE!</strong></font> <p>but he's flaming every day</p>

[fattypnemonia]

hahahah 'and a lot of unlawful ones'

[Kfed]

i heard the speaker is a nice girl from a nice family

[Snacks]

wow he love the s 9/11 scare speach every year to get his agenda. It hasnt worked its time to try somethng new

[fattypnemonia]

i wonder if woodchips is registered yet

[Captain Rooster]

Sorry, but, Obama needs a dictionary to follow the speech. He's stuck on bio-diesel.

[Ritalin]

Us! You sat there and read a childrens book, coward.

[trackstand]

Bow to your master Kindsleeza!

[weekapaugjz]

hey farty, could you find a bigger photo of the moon?

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="6"><strong>FEZ ... ON FIRE!</strong></font> <p>but he's flaming every day</p><p>Rude and Rude</p>

[FartyPneumonia]

http://www.depresident.com/gallery/overflow/George_Bush_as_Cheerleader.jpg

[Enabler]

<p>&quot;Is this in 3D?&quot;</p><p>-Fez Whatley </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by fagenabler on 1-23-07 @ 9:44 PM</span>

[rckiller]

McCain is fading quickly....

[Friday]

<p>McCain is sleeping too!</p><p>This is great!&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

I hope we get an old skool &quot;Cedar Post&quot; reference with all these Wood Chips flying.

[Snacks]

it reminds me of church, sit, stand, sit stand sit stand, holy shit enough with the standing O's

[Ritalin]

He doesn't know who any of those people are.

[Marc with a c]

bush is still president?

[The_Polish]

The Sun will come out sumra.&nbsp;&nbsp;

[rckiller]

I think there must have been some pre speech drinking going on...

[Arch Stanton]

Right as I speak, the bombs are dropping.

[Captain Rooster]

waiting for the IRAN drop

[Kfed]

when is the crowd going to do the wave

[fattypnemonia]

<strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br />I think there must have been some pre speech drinking going on...<p>&nbsp;he is a slurring dunce</p>

[Snacks]

how bad does it look when the right stand clapping and the left just stays seated. It is proof of how divided this country really is and it looks bad.

[burrben]

<p>so we're against a nation of domination?</p><p><img src="http://guide.dada.net/wrestling/myimg/172468_1.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="105" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>fattypnemonia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br />I think there must have been some pre speech drinking going on... <p>&nbsp;he is a slurring dunce</p><p>He makes Colin Quinn look like Patrick Stewart.</p>

[FartyPneumonia]

<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br>hey farty, could you find a bigger photo of the moon?<p></p> we're talkin Mars, not the moon , we're goin back to Mars and we're usin woodchips

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br />it reminds me of church, sit, stand, sit stand sit stand, holy shit enough with the standing O's <p>You forgot Kneeling</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I don't understand..can someone sum this all up for me?</font>

[sailor]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br />how bad does it look when the right stand clapping and the left just stays seated. It is proof of how divided this country really is and it looks bad.<p>&nbsp;<font size="2">it's pretty normal.<br /></font></p>

[ShowerBench]

<p>What's&nbsp;Idiot Son&nbsp;babbling about now?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>Arch Stanton</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br />it reminds me of church, sit, stand, sit stand sit stand, holy shit enough with the standing O's <p>You forgot Kneeling</p><p>only clinton gets that not this president</p>

[sailor]

<strong>FartyPneumonia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br />hey farty, could you find a bigger photo of the moon?<p>&nbsp;</p> we're talkin Mars, not the moon , we're goin back to Mars and we're usin woodchips<p>&nbsp;<font size="2">it WAS big tho'<br /></font></p>

[fattypnemonia]

is this usually an hour speech or longer?

[burrben]

wait, halliburton sells wood chips now?

[Ritalin]

They're not terrorists, stupid, they're fighting a civil war that you started. And the Taliban isn't out of Afghanistan, because you took the eye off the ball.

[Badinia]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FartyPneumonia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br />hey farty, could you find a bigger photo of the moon? <p>&nbsp;</p>we're talkin Mars, not the moon , we're goin back to Mars and we're usin woodchips <p>&nbsp;<font size="2">it WAS big tho'<br /></font></p><p>&nbsp; It was actual size!</p>

[Captain Rooster]

Basically, Iraqi troops are gijoe figures with firecrackers tied to them

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>FartyPneumonia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br />hey farty, could you find a bigger photo of the moon?<p>&nbsp;</p> we're talkin Mars, not the moon , we're goin back to Mars and we're usin woodchips<p>touche, farty...im retarded, i was just aggravated by the size and scrolled quickly </p>

[lleeder]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br />They're not terrorists, stupid, they're fighting a civil war that you started. And the Taliban isn't out of Afghanistan, because you took the eye off the ball. <p><font size="3">Whats so civil about war anyway?</font></p>

[sailor]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br />They're not terrorists, stupid, they're fighting a civil war that you started. And the Taliban isn't out of Afghanistan, because you took the eye off the ball.<p>&nbsp;<font size="2">aren't most of the fighters in iraq from outside the country?<br /></font></p>

[Snacks]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br />how bad does it look when the right stand clapping and the left just stays seated. It is proof of how divided this country really is and it looks bad. <p>&nbsp;<font size="2">it's pretty normal.<br /></font></p><p>I know that from watching other s.o.u but it looks bad that we are so divided as a country. I'm a lefty but I do think sometimes we need to show a united front at certain times and the s.o.u is a good time. I'm not saying the dems should stand just to stand, maybe the reps should just stay seated.</p>

[rckiller]

Pelosi must be chewing Nicorette I can think of no other reason that she would be dumb enough to be seen chewing gum on national tv.

[Friday]

<p>is it just me or isn't iraq overrun by extremists on all corners ALREADY??</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>oy&nbsp;</p>

[FartyPneumonia]

<strong>fattypnemonia</strong> wrote:<br>is this usually an hour speech or longer?<p></p> it,s 54 minutes

[burrben]

<strong>fattypnemonia</strong> wrote:<br />is this usually an hour speech or longer? <p>i hope not, i gotta watch ECW. it's the return of Kelly Kelly's expose. and to think i wasted a load on hallie berry</p>

[blacknoi]

oh how i missed the "big ass simulcasts"

remember the osbournes and the simulcasts of that? priceless

[Enabler]

Finally Fez breaks out his Lieberman...nice

[Snacks]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br />They're not terrorists, stupid, they're fighting a civil war that you started. And the Taliban isn't out of Afghanistan, because you took the eye off the ball. <p>here here well said</p>

[Kfed]

just because&nbsp;the u.s. can't leave your&nbsp;land&nbsp; dont make you a bad county

[fleshysilo]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">I don't understand..can someone sum this all up for me?</font><p>&nbsp;Lie, lie bullshit, what someone wants to hear, lie, bullshit, I'm rich fuck you, lie lie, bullshit, what do you want to hear, lie, lie, bullshit,lie, lie </p>

[sailor]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br />how bad does it look when the right stand clapping and the left just stays seated. It is proof of how divided this country really is and it looks bad. <p> <font size="2">it's pretty normal.<br /></font></p><p>I know that from watching other s.o.u but it looks bad that we are so divided as a country. I'm a lefty but I do think sometimes we need to show a united front at certain times and the s.o.u is a good time. I'm not saying the dems should stand just to stand, maybe the reps should just stay seated.</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">cool, just sounded like you were saying it was a new thing.<br /></font></p>

[Arch Stanton]

OK, Let's succeed then. Get it done NOW

[mdr55]

<p>Why the fuck do they always clap????</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Is it artificial claaping from the loud speakers???&nbsp;</p>

[The_Polish]

Pelosi blinks every second. She had to have done a few lines of coke. &nbsp;&nbsp;

[Badinia]

<p>I sure hope we can come up with some kind of technology to help us save gasoline and free us from our commitments to foreign-bought oil!&nbsp; </p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Annotated_bicycle.jpg/300px-" border="0" width="300" height="264" /><br /><br />What could it beeeeeee?&nbsp; What could it beeeeeee?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>Arch Stanton</strong> wrote:<br />OK, Let's succeed then. Get it done NOW <p>agreed lets, do whatever we can and get our boys and girls home and out of that hell hole</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[shittyhambrgers]

norton reference made me chuckle.

[Captain Rooster]

<strong>The_Polish</strong> wrote:<br />Pelosi blinks every second. She had to have done a few lines of coke. <p>&nbsp;dude ... that's freaking me out. </p>

[BoondockSaint]

I'm voting for The Bowl of Gravy in '08.

[burrben]

<p>i miss the talk about mars</p><p><img src="http://www.vintageblues.com/cloth_history/1970s/ziggy1973b.jpg" border="0" width="204" height="300" /></p>

[Friday]

<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Why the fuck do they always clap????</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Is it artificial claaping from the loud speakers??? </p><p>&nbsp;NO silly.... they are just being conveniently TWO FACED.</p><p>Just like Gvac!! &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Just KEEEEDING!!!&nbsp;</p>

[Brad_Rush]

Wait, so did he just say we are being drafted or what?

[Captain Rooster]

They are going to suit up Gvac in his CPT America suit in a few months. Thanks, GWB.

[Snacks]

<p>I dont think it s gum pelosi is chewing I think shes sucking on a mint. It looks like that because thats what old people do when they have a mint in their mouth.</p><p>Maybe she needed after talking to Bill in the back!!!</p>

[Friday]

did he just say <strong>NUCULAR</strong>???<br />

[Kfed]

i heard new foundland is a nice place to live

[Arch Stanton]

Stick to the small words. Peninsula . He just got away with that one.

[FartyPneumonia]

blinky mcblinky

[burrben]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The_Polish</strong> wrote:<br />Pelosi blinks every second. She had to have done a few lines of coke. <p>&nbsp;dude ... that's freaking me out. </p><p>it don't make her a bad person</p>

[Dudeman]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br />They're not terrorists, stupid, they're fighting a civil war that you started. And the Taliban isn't out of Afghanistan, because you took the eye off the ball. <p>here here well said</p><p>agreed... (i would just modify it by saying that it is a civil war that has existed for 100's of years that he just helped unleash.)&nbsp; he's like a retarded football player that walked off the football field and on to the basketball court and is trying to tackle the point guard. </p>

[fleshysilo]

you got it Fez, Dog the bounty hunter can find Bin Lotin

[rckiller]

Korean Peninsula free of nukes? Too late dumb ass!

[Snacks]

where is all this money coming from?????????????????????????????

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br />where is all this money coming from?????????????????????????????<p>the taxpayer, maybe thats why ron hates that word so much? </p>

[fattypnemonia]

woodchips...who knew!?

[Arch Stanton]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The_Polish</strong> wrote:<br />Pelosi blinks every second. She had to have done a few lines of coke. <p>&nbsp;dude ... that's freaking me out. </p><p>Not watching. Just listening. </p>

[Hottub]

Hi, Ron!

[Kevin]

Why is Mutombo there?

[Kfed]

why is black earl next to the first lady

[Snacks]

matoombo!!! he cant read its matumbo im laughing so hard right now

[TheVHD]

<p>Dikembe Mutombo referance.... oooooo.</p><p>that Son-of-a-congo</p>

[burrben]

<font size="3">i say we call the aids money to africa &quot;reparations&quot; and the blacks can let it go</font>

[Hottub]

Thatwas awesome ronnie!!

[Ritalin]

And Laura makes me watch while she rides his horse dick.

[BoondockSaint]

<p>Mutombo?&nbsp; I think he just blocked three shots in the balcony</p>

[feralBoy]

<p>Dikembe's Foundation, in case anyone wants to donate.</p><p><a href="http://www.dmf.org/index2.html">http://www.dmf.org/index2.html</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[rckiller]

Julie is hot too!

[weekapaugjz]

why is he talking about dikembe mutumbo?1?!?!?!

[FartyPneumonia]

http://www.thehoya.com/images/090701/mutumbo.jpg

[Badinia]

Fez makes videos with children in his basement!&nbsp; Where's his recognition?

[Ritalin]

lemme guess, she's a jew?.....muslim?......or, wait for it...evangelical Christian

[Snacks]

the vcreator of baby einstein is hot, milf???

[burrben]

subway superman!!!

[Kfed]

<p>$200,000,000</p><p>$150,000,000 of it i blew in iraq</p>

[Kevin]

SUBWAY SUPERMAN!

[Captain Rooster]

baby einstein ... the state of the union is secure. thank luthor!!! lex that is

[Bob Impact]

Brrrring!&nbsp; This is George W. Bush with the success journal.

[BoondockSaint]

The Harlem Hero?

[fleshysilo]

Let the NBA cure aids in africa

[FartyPneumonia]

http://www.publicforuminstitute.org/nde/images/Walt%20Disney.gif

[Basedow]

<p>hahahahahahahahahaha.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>HAHAHAHAHA. pointing at the POTUS like he just threw him an alley oop!&nbsp;</p>

[TheVHD]

What about a man who finds a cell phone in a cab... and returns it to it's owner?&nbsp;

[Arch Stanton]

<p>Who is buying this? Ham and Eggers? It is supposed to be state of the union.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Grab it all Wes, It will end too soon. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Wow, a former guest of the show. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now, a true American Hero. This Hero found a Cell phone and returned it to it's owner.</p>

[FartyPneumonia]

http://www.guelphmercury.com/images/guelph/gue868099_1.jpg

[fleshysilo]

Subway superman....no student left back