What's the Worst Sound in the World?

[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=34408&amp;in_page_id=2">The fact that&nbsp;this study was conducted in Britain probably explains why a J.V. and Elvis broadcast was not included on the list.</a>&nbsp;</p><p>Here's the list:</p><p class="article">1. Vomiting<br />2. Microphone feedback<br />3= Babies crying<br />3= Scrape or squeak (eg: train wheels)<br />5. Seesaw squeaking<br />6. Violin<br />7= Fart<br />7= A baby crying<br />9= Argument on a soap opera<br />9= Mains electricity hum<br />11. Tasmanian devil<br />12= Cat spitting and howling<br />12= Coughing<br />12= Mobile ringtones<br />15. Creaky door<br />16= Dogs barking<br />16= Sniffing<br />16= Fingernails scraping down a blackboard<br />16= Polystyrene squeak<br />20. Dentist's drill</p><p class="article">Though I think that the voting is closed, you can&nbsp;listen to&nbsp;the sounds <a href="http://www.sound101.org/index.php">HERE</a></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p><em>&quot;What's the Worst Sound in the World?&quot;</em></p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/59/180px-JV_and_Elvis.jpg" border="0" width="236" height="164" /></p><p>DOGHOUSE!</p><p>WHAT?!</p>

[Judge Smails]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em>&quot;What's the Worst Sound in the World?&quot;</em></p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/59/180px-JV_and_Elvis.jpg" border="0" width="236" height="164" /></p><p>DOGHOUSE!</p><p>WHAT?!</p><p><font size="2">Jynx, you owe me a Coke!</font></p>

[TheVHD]

Fingernails scraping down a blackboard or a fork squeaking&nbsp;on a plate...&nbsp; I'm clinching my teeth just thinking about it now.&nbsp; AAAAAUUUUGH!!!!!

[A.J.]

&quot;I'm pregnant.&quot;

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Hearing my cat sharpen his claws on the rug.</p><p>Hearing something scrape against a screen door or window (worse than nails on a blackboard for me)&nbsp;</p>

[IamFogHat]

A baby's cry is designed by evolution to hit our ears and consequently our brains in such a way that it literally almost forces us to make the sound stop by attending to the baby's needs.

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>what about bees? i fuckin hate bees!</p><p><img src="http://www.ict.mic.ul.ie/2003/eoconnor/site/killer%20bees%20attackin.jpg" border="0" width="432" height="293" /></p>

[Gimp]

<p>your dick poppin</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>HE BROKE HIS DICK, EARL&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p><strong><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/55473/page/So_Long__Farewell__Auf_Wiedersehn__Goodbye.htm">So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehn, Goodbye</a></font></strong></p>

[cupcakelove]

<strong>Gimp</strong> wrote:<br /><p>your dick poppin</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>HE BROKE HIS DICK, EARL </p><p>&nbsp;Good point, how did this not make the list?</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em>&quot;What's the Worst Sound in the World?&quot;</em></p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/59/180px-JV_and_Elvis.jpg" border="0" width="236" height="164" /></p><p>DOGHOUSE!</p><p>WHAT?!</p><p>I THINK MOE NAILED IT!&nbsp; LOCK IT UP!</p>

[cupcakelove]

I think Jim Carrey answered this question in his best film.

[mendyweiss]

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC &quot;What are you doing here ?

[ShelleBink]

<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC &quot;What are you doing here ?<p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Crippler]

<p><strong><em><font size="2">aaaaaaa</font><font size="3">aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa</font><font size="4">aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand</font></em></strong>...good afternoon everybody...how are you today?!</p><p><img src="http://www.yaleherald.com/archive/xxvi/11.6.98/sports/russo169.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="169" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I think Jim Carrey answered this question in his best film. <p>I got ya, Cable Guy.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em>&quot;What's the Worst Sound in the World?&quot;</em></p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/59/180px-JV_and_Elvis.jpg" border="0" width="236" height="164" /></p><p>DOGHOUSE!</p><p>WHAT?!</p><p>I THINK MOE NAILED IT!&nbsp; LOCK IT UP!</p><p>I take offense to that!&nbsp; I'd never nail either of those 2 hacks.</p><p>I could do MUCH better!</p>

[Earlshog]

Dad this is my boyfriend Tyrone

[cupcakelove]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I think Jim Carrey answered this question in his best film. <p>I got ya, Cable Guy.</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/cardumb.jpg" border="0" width="317" height="200" /></p><p>Guess again.&nbsp;</p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I think Jim Carrey answered this question in his best film. <p>I got ya, Cable Guy.</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/cardumb.jpg" border="0" width="317" height="200" /></p><p>Guess again.&nbsp;</p><p>Red X?</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p></p><p>I'm Pregnant</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My boyfriend Tyrone</p><p></p><p>&quot;My baby is black&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Bellyfullasnot]

Static or &quot;splashing&quot; of an untuned radio station.

[cupcakelove]

<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I think Jim Carrey answered this question in his best film. <p>I got ya, Cable Guy.</p><p> <img src="http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/cardumb.jpg" border="0" width="317" height="200" /></p><p>Guess again. </p><p>Red X?</p><p>&nbsp;Crap.</p>

[led37zep]

your girlfriend taking a nasty shit.

[A.J.]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I think Jim Carrey answered this question in his best film. <p>I got ya, Cable Guy.</p><p>Guess again.&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes3/dumb89.jpeg" border="0" width="266" height="193" /></p>

[cupcakelove]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I think Jim Carrey answered this question in his best film. <p>I got ya, Cable Guy.</p><p>Guess again. </p><p><img src="http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes3/dumb89.jpeg" border="0" width="266" height="193" /></p><p>&nbsp;You rock.</p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I think Jim Carrey answered this question in his best film. <p>I got ya, Cable Guy.</p><p><img src="http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/cardumb.jpg" border="0" width="317" height="200" /></p><p>Guess again. </p><p>Red X?</p><p>&nbsp;<strong>Crap.</strong></p><p>Ace Ventura two?</p>

[Fallon]

"Definitely, I'm on it" -Earl

[Fallon]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I think Jim Carrey answered this question in his best film. <p>I got ya, Cable Guy.</p><p>ÿ<img src="http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/cardumb.jpg" border="0" width="317" height="200" /></p><p>Guess again.ÿ</p><p>Red X?</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
Didn't he win a Golden Globe for red x?

[nassue]

<p>my boss, &quot;we have to stick to the process&quot;</p><p>god i hate that fuck</p>

[IamFogHat]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;I'm pregnant.&quot;<p>&nbsp;Amen sir.</p>

[Gaia]

<p>Judge, I was thinking the same thing. God I hate that commercial. I hope Kia goes bankrupt. </p><p>I found some of the choices on the list to be odd, like Violin. </p><p>My sister cannot stand it when you scrape up against the material that ski jackets are made of. Anyone know what that is? When we were kids, if I had a jacket like that for that particular winter, I would drive her NUTS. </p><p>SSSCCCCCCRRRRAAAAAAAAAAATCCHHHHHHHHH. &quot;STOOOP!!!!!!&quot; Hilarious!</p><p>EDIT: You know what I loathe? When someone has a glass dish and a metal spoon and they just keep scraping and scraping, it makes me want to punch babies and kick people in the throat. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gaia on 1-24-07 @ 1:33 PM</span>

[MellySmelly]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My sister cannot stand it when you scrape up against the material that ski jackets are made of. Anyone know what that is? When we were kids, if I had a jacket like that for that particular winter, I would drive her NUTS. </p><p>SSSCCCCCCRRRRAAAAAAAAAAATCCHHHHHHHHH. &quot;STOOOP!!!!!!&quot; Hilarious!</p><p>I hate that noise too, creeps me out but it's not quite as bad as Gailo's voice on an answering machine going batshit.</p>

[Gaia]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I think Jim Carrey answered this question in his best film. <p>I got ya, Cable Guy.</p><p>Guess again.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>HAHAHAHA!!! How the hell did I miss that?&nbsp; You DO rock!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>One of my favorite movies. &quot;OUR PET'S HEAD'S ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!!!&quot;</p><p><img src="http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes3/dumb89.jpeg" border="0" width="266" height="193" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>&nbsp;When someone has a glass dish and a metal spoon and they just keep scraping and scraping, it makes me want to punch babies and kick people in the throat. </p> <span class="post_edited"><br /></span><p>&nbsp;I've punched babies and kicked people in the throat for less.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;it makes me want to punch babies and kick people in the throat. </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Gaia on 1-24-07 @ 1:33 PM</span> <p>you are so hot!</p>

[JesterOfSadness]

<p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/Jesterofsadness/heelys20blog20vencedores.jpg" border="0" alt="heelys" title="heelys" width="200" height="143" /></p><p>The sound of these rolling across the floor at work.</p><p>Though its worth it hearing them crash into something and kids screaming.</p><p>Hilarity ensues.</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>JesterOfSadness</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The sound of these rolling across the floor at work. </p><p>That reminds me of the truly worst sound in the world:&nbsp; the sound of my asshole neighbors above me who think that&nbsp;I can't hear them through their uncarpeted floors.</p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>And I am a Yankees Fan but I hate:</p><p>THE YANKEES WIN !!! THE YYYAAANNNKKKEEESSSSS WWWWIIIINNN!!!</p>