View Full Version : Am I a piece of shit?
MrPink
01-27-2007, 12:47 AM
<p>I am at this party and this chubby girl asks for a cigarette, so I say "I gotta charge you". She says I can see her tits so I oblige. When she lifts up her shirt, a $10 bill falls out from between her tits onto the floor. She turns and walks away after getting her cigarette, and I pocket the money. Was that wrong?</p>
Chigworthy
01-27-2007, 12:59 AM
It seems wrong for you because you bring up the fact that she's chubby, so maybe you feel like you can exploit every chubbaloo that comes along, plus smoking melts pregnant ice women and causes body parts to protrude from NYC trash cans, so you're wrong there too. But never feel guilty for drunkenly getting a chick to flash her tits at you. That's got to be one of best pastimes ever.
riverofpiss
01-27-2007, 01:00 AM
<font size="4">No. In fact that may make you a hero.</font>
Team_Ramrod
01-27-2007, 05:01 AM
Is this question rhetorical or would you like an answer?
torker
01-27-2007, 05:03 AM
Was the bill moist? I love tit-sweat.
sr71blackbird
01-27-2007, 05:29 AM
<strong>Chigworthy</strong> wrote:<br />It seems wrong for you because you bring up the fact that she's chubby, so maybe you feel like you can exploit every chubbaloo that comes along, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">plus smoking melts pregnant ice women and causes body parts to protrude from NYC trash cans, so you're wrong there too</font>. But never feel guilty for drunkenly getting a chick to flash her tits at you. That's got to be one of best pastimes ever. <p><img src="http://www.gtwn.net/~matthew/images/dilbert/garbage.gif" border="0" width="168" height="184" />HUH?</p>
mdr55
01-27-2007, 05:59 AM
Your a $10 richer piece of shit.<br />
cougarjake13
01-27-2007, 06:25 AM
<p>did you say you had to charge her because she was chubby or would you have charged anyone that asked ???</p><p>but are u a piece of shit ???? hell no</p><p>you got to see some titties and made 10 bucks, good for you</p>
Crispy123
01-27-2007, 06:30 AM
<p>He called the shit poop!</p><p> </p><p><img src="http://img.adamsandler.jt.org/movies/billy_madison/billypoop.jpg" border="0" width="170" height="150" align="middle" /> </p>
cupcakelove
01-27-2007, 06:45 AM
<strong>riverofpiss</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4">No. In fact that may make you a hero.</font> This is exactly how I feel.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by cupcakelove on 1-27-07 @ 10:46 AM</span>
Chigworthy
01-27-2007, 07:47 AM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.gtwn.net/~matthew/images/dilbert/garbage.gif" border="0" width="168" height="184" />HUH?<p>It's <em>The Truth</em>, man.</p>
sailor
01-27-2007, 08:13 AM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Chigworthy</strong> wrote:<br />It seems wrong for you because you bring up the fact that she's chubby, so maybe you feel like you can exploit every chubbaloo that comes along, <font style="background-color: #ffff00">plus smoking melts pregnant ice women and causes body parts to protrude from NYC trash cans, so you're wrong there too</font>. But never feel guilty for drunkenly getting a chick to flash her tits at you. That's got to be one of best pastimes ever. <p><img src="http://www.gtwn.net/~matthew/images/dilbert/garbage.gif" border="0" width="168" height="184" />HUH?</p><p> <font size="2">truth ads<br /></font></p>
newport king
01-27-2007, 08:18 AM
more importantly, i'm right there with torker and the tit-sweat... and chubby girls usually have some heavy hangers, how'd they look?
Midkiff
01-27-2007, 08:24 AM
<p>Nuttin' better 'n a fat set o' tits!</p><p> <img src="http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/jdmidkiff/boobswing.gif" border="0" width="144" height="94" /></p><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by jdmidkiff on 1-27-07 @ 12:25 PM</span>
shittyhambrgers
01-27-2007, 08:40 AM
haha you guys crack me up.
<strong>MrPink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>When she lifts up her shirt, a $10 bill falls out from between her tits onto the floor. She turns and walks away after getting her cigarette, and I pocket the money. Was that wrong? </p><p>Only if you sniffed the tenner first.</p>
Midkiff
01-27-2007, 09:27 AM
She OWED you 10 for making you look at such fat tits instead of hottie tits.
swoop
01-27-2007, 12:33 PM
<h2> i agree that you are a hero. She got the cigarette that she wanted... You allowed a fat girl to show you her tits that not many people want to look at and boosted her confidence... you saw tits... and you were rewarded by recieving ten dollars that MAY have been picked up by a child who MAY have bought drugs which MAY have led to a life of crime. There's no telling how many lives and how much property was saved in your courageous attempt to get something for nothing. Mr. B. would be proud. When a hero comes along................... </h2>
lleeder
01-27-2007, 12:41 PM
<p><font size="3">You would be if you did this:</font></p><p><font size="3"> One time me and my friends were at a bar and this annoying girl kept asking one of my friends for cigarettes. The kid was so pissed he gave her one. Only after he rubbed the filter on his sweaty asshole. She drunkly smoked it ,to all of our laughing enjoyment. That made him a dick. Doing it repeatedly throughout the night made him a piece of shit.</font></p>
sr71blackbird
01-27-2007, 02:22 PM
<strong>jdmidkiff</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Nuttin' better 'n a fat set o' tits!</p><p> <img src="http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/jdmidkiff/boobswing.gif" border="0" width="144" height="94" /></p><p> </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by jdmidkiff on 1-27-07 @ 12:25 PM</span> <p>I hereby petition the Admins to let this be Stugots mod quote</p>
kellermcgee21
01-27-2007, 02:29 PM
or at least leave it up long enough for stu to see it
MrPink
01-28-2007, 06:05 AM
I charge most girls at parties if they want smokes. And yes, they were nice. That 10 bucks got me a burger that night and into another party the next day!
KC2OSO
01-28-2007, 06:18 AM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jdmidkiff</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Nuttin' better 'n a fat set o' tits!</p><p> <img src="http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/jdmidkiff/boobswing.gif" border="0" width="144" height="94" /></p><p> </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by jdmidkiff on 1-27-07 @ 12:25 PM</span> <p>I hereby petition the Admins to let this be Stugots mod quote</p><p>Oh my. Thank you.</p>
cougarjake13
01-28-2007, 06:53 AM
<strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jdmidkiff</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Nuttin' better 'n a fat set o' tits!</p><p><img src="http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/jdmidkiff/boobswing.gif" border="0" width="144" height="94" /></p><p> </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by jdmidkiff on 1-27-07 @ 12:25 PM</span> <p>I hereby petition the Admins to let this be Stugots mod quote</p><p>Oh my. Thank you.</p><p>is that a real chick or some fancy animation ??</p>
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