Ron Bennington is God.

[Midkiff]

<p>There is but one God, and Ron Bennington is His name. Fez Marie Whatley&nbsp;is His prophet. Black Earl, East Side Dave, Bronx Johhny,&nbsp;and the Midnight Rider are His apostles. The Ron &amp; Fez show is the Holy Scripture. </p><p>Let us offer up a prayer to the Almighty Ron and partake of Holy Communion, a cold beer.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Here's where we worship at:</p><p><img src="http://www.poplife.info/Bilder/137768.jpg" border="0" width="544" height="551" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Bennington is indeed God.</p>

[Midkiff]

<p>Maybe I should go to the services tomorrow.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>There is but one God, and Ron Bennington is His name. Fez Marie Whatley&nbsp;is His prophet. Black Earl, East Side Dave, Bronx Johhny,&nbsp;and the Midnight Rider are His apostles. The Ron &amp; Fez show is the Holy Scripture. </p><p>Let us offer up a prayer to the Almighty Ron.</p>

[undressa]

amen

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>So what you are implying is that god is infact real and not an imaginary figure made up by people who need the reassurance of a higher power to create a desire in their lives to overcome difficulties?...huh...</p><p>Someone should inform Mr. B that he is the reason for thousands of years of war and terror.</p><p>I feel blessed to have found god on the XM...Finally someone to pray to.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WAIT A MINUTE!!! You almost had me there! I'm not mad at Mr.B, he can't be.</p>

[RoseBlood]

<p><font size="2">*edit*&nbsp; not even worth my precious breath.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by RoseBlood on 1-29-07 @ 6:11 AM</span>

[Cleophus James]

not god, but maybe the second coming.&nbsp; (special note: first coming if you are jewish)<br />

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">*edit*&nbsp; not even worth my precious breath.</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by RoseBlood on 1-29-07 @ 6:11 AM</span> <p>Whew, Thank Ron! The last thing needed is another 'door knocker' telling the joys of Ron in their life.</p>

[RoseBlood]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">*edit*&nbsp; not even worth my precious breath.</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by RoseBlood on 1-29-07 @ 6:11 AM</span> <p>Whew, Thank Ron! The last thing needed is another 'door knocker' telling the joys of Ron in their life.</p><p>Ha Ha! You saw my pre-edited post? And don't fret, I'm sure he'll post those words 85 more times.</p>

[habibhaddad]

Amen brother and the virus er, word is spreading daily.

[Midkiff]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>So what you are implying is that god is infact real and not an imaginary figure made up by people who need the reassurance of a higher power to create a desire in their lives to overcome difficulties?...huh...</p><p>Someone should inform Mr. B that he is the reason for thousands of years of war and terror.</p><p>I feel blessed to have found god on the XM...Finally someone to pray to.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WAIT A MINUTE!!! You almost had me there! I'm not mad at Mr.B, he can't be.</p><p>No, he's not that old imaginary asshole of a god in the bible. There was no god until Ron was born, and He has done only good.</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Whew, that sound better. I couldn't see him being 'that' god. I mean, how would he be able to throw a cowbell with such force and pinpoint accuracy with all that scar tissue and mucle dammage in his hands if he were?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by The Midnight Ramrod on 1-29-07 @ 9:46 PM</span>

[Midkiff]

<p>May Ron bless you and keep you. May Ron lift up his countenance unto you and grant you peace; now and forevermore. Amen.</p>

[Midkiff]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Whew, that sound better. I couldn't see him being 'that' god. I mean, how would he be able to throw a cowbell with such force and pinpoint accuracy with all that scar tissue and mucle dammage in his hands if he were?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by The Midnight Ramrod on 1-29-07 @ 9:46 PM</span> <p>Yes, He can times be a wrathful God, but only to keep his apostles in line, just as when Peter denied Jesus 3 times.</p>

[DonInNC]

I'm starvin', we got any&nbsp;fishes and loaves back there?&nbsp;

[JokesaboutPants]

<p>I love Mr. B as much as the next guy, you know that whole bordering on gay way, but God?&nbsp; </p><p>Maybe not God, but Mayor at the very least...</p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Lord_Mayor_of_London's_coronation_robes.JPG/180px-Lord_Mayor_of_London's_coronation_robes.JPG" border="0" width="180" height="255" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Midkiff]

<strong>DonInNC</strong> wrote:<br />I'm starvin', we got any&nbsp;fishes and loaves back there?&nbsp; <p>Sorry, we're fresh out.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Ron Bennington is God.</font></strong> </p><p><img src="http://www.pestaola.gr/images/dane_cook_kiss_charlize_ass.jpg" border="0" width="420" height="242" /></p>

[Deadshot87]

<p>Maybe a little too far as God<br />Why not start for mayor<br />Mayor of XM</p>

[Midkiff]

If Ron so desires, so shall it come to pass.