Movie Seat Kickers

[lleeder]

<font size="3">How do you stop these fuckers? They kick my seat I ignore. They kick my wifes seat she gives them a look. They kick again I turn and say &quot;Stop kicking the seats&quot; How do I stop the movie seat kickers?</font>

[Marc with a c]

sit in the back row

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Tell them that it's not your fault they'll never know who their father is, and laugh as they run out crying.</p><p>If that don't work:</p><p><img src="http://www.handgunsmag.com/ammunition/HG44mag_081005A.jpg" border="0" width="420" height="271" /></p>

[Gaia]

<p>&quot;I'll FUCKING KILL YOU.&quot;</p>

[Chigworthy]

Start coughing and sneezing straight up into the air so mucous and spit mists down on them.&nbsp; Or just start grunting and moaning.

[Don Stugots]

you need to come to the movies with my wife and me.&nbsp; we went to see Borat and these youg men were making noise and talking during the first ten minutes of the movie.&nbsp; i turned around and gave them the look of death for a full 3 mins.&nbsp; they got up, left and didnt say a word.&nbsp; Two years ago we went to see the incredibles at the court st. theater, a MIDNIGHT showing.&nbsp; place was packed, kids everywhere.&nbsp; this kid sitting next to regina was yapping to his mom (she was sitting two rows back) that is popcorn was not cold and he wanted hot popcorn.&nbsp; Regina SHHHHHHed him and he cried.&nbsp; they had to leave.&nbsp;

[Gaia]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />you need to come to the movies with my wife and me.&nbsp; we went to see Borat and these youg men were making noise and talking during the first ten minutes of the movie.&nbsp; i turned around and gave them the look of death for a full 3 mins.&nbsp; they got up, left and didnt say a word.&nbsp; Two years ago we went to see the incredibles at the court st. theater, a MIDNIGHT showing.&nbsp; place was packed, kids everywhere.&nbsp; this kid sitting next to regina was yapping to his mom (she was sitting two rows back) that is popcorn was not cold and he wanted hot popcorn.&nbsp; Regina SHHHHHHed him and he cried.&nbsp; they had to leave.&nbsp; <p>HAHAHAHA!!! AWESOME..................</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font style="background-color: #ffff99">Tell them that it's not your fault they'll never know who their father is</font>, and laugh as they run out crying.</p><p>If that don't work:</p><p><img src="http://www.handgunsmag.com/ammunition/HG44mag_081005A.jpg" border="0" width="420" height="271" /></p><p>I thought that was reserved for the 'talking' crowd?</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>take out u dick and scream at the top of ur lungs....</p><p>not an erock scream mind u, a mans scream!</p><p>i really dont know cuz im always the drunk kid in the back letting everyone know why the movie sucks but im sure that would work.</p><p>&nbsp;if not take out ur dick and pee on everyone within a 15 foot radius...&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ps if u do either of these please video it.... im sure it would make a better vid then most of the pics that hollywood picks to make&nbsp;</p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>when someone keeps repeatedly kicking my seat even after i politely ask them to stop i just stand up or sit on the back portion of the seat to block their view, after a few minutes of ignoring them asking me to sit down they move</p><p>when people in front of me are talking and interupting the movie i usually throw popcorn or m and m's at them </p>

[Ogre]

And Hollywood wonders why so many people download new releases illegally?&nbsp; BC it is not worth 9.50 a pop to be surrounded by ignorant mongoloids.

[Sheeplovr]

i never have seat kickers i have people who bounce in there seat then the seat hits my knees it hurts alot then when the movie is over i gotta walk funny cause my knees hurt from being slammed into that also happens on the bus <br />

[MrPink]

I go to the movies drunk so I'm the one causing trouble!

[cougarjake13]

<strong>MrPink</strong> wrote:<br />I go to the movies drunk so I'm the one causing trouble! <p>yet another way to go about it</p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p>i like stu's response... the stare of death.&nbsp; that usually works.&nbsp; </p><p>I hardly go the the theatres anymore.</p><p>long live home theatre!!!&nbsp; long live dvd screeners!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i almost got in a fight after a movie about ten years ago because my wife called these black kids&nbsp;<strong>neandrathals</strong> because they were making noise,&nbsp;and hanging their legs over the seats.&nbsp; they had no idea what a neandrathal was so they decided to start shit with me in the parking lot (they thought it was a rasist thing.)&nbsp; i told them if they didn't kill me then i would follow them home and burn their fucking houses down while they slept if they didn't back off.&nbsp; it worked (i look crazy, especially if i grow my hair out and have a full beard like i did back then, fucking hippie that looks like a biker)</p>

[A.J.]

<p>That's why I don't go to the movies except for matinee shows: cheaper and less people.&nbsp; </p><p>If people aren't kicking my seat, they're constantly talking.&nbsp; Fuck that....</p>

[RoseBlood]

<p>The lady behind me yesterday kept kicking the back of my seat and I thought of this thread, which made me chuckle I couldn't get mad.</p>

[ralphbxny]

I like to shoot the look back, or then threaten to break ankles if it continues...but&nbsp;always with all&nbsp;due respect.

[Jujubees2]

<font size="2">How about the&nbsp;cell phone that rings&nbsp;during a movie and the freakin' person answers it and starts a conversation?</font>

[Gaia]

<p>This clip doesnt involve seat kickers, but whenever I hear ANY shenanigans about movie goers I think of this.................</p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G3GErzaMzY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G3GErzaMzY</a></p>

[tanless1]

if i can get away w/ it, ill grab them by their clothing and escort them to the manager so we can discuss the issue further. i look forward to owning my own theater one day.; and pls feel welcome to come armed. maybe we cld develop a discount for CCW similar to AARP.

[santino]

don't say a word. just get up, move to the seat behind them, and start kicking the shit out of their chair. this will in most cases end in a fight. so, pick your battles.

[razorboy]

This is a bit off topic but I remember this one time I went to the movies with my friend and my chick at the time. The lights were already down when we sat so I was trying to get my bearings in my seat in the dark. I noticed with my feet that there was something that felt like a duffel bag with something pretty heavy in it. I told my friend and my chick and they felt the same thing under their seats. We spent the better part of a minute kicking and poking at the object with our heels, trying to figure out what it was. Finally I reached my hand under te seat to pull out whatever it was at which point a small man of Asian descent crawled out from under the seats. He then stated very matter-of-factly, "I lost a quarter", and walked out of the theatre. Truly one of the more bizarre moments in my life.

[YesItsGwenypoo]

This is a bit off topic but I remember this one time I went to the movies with my friend and my chick at the time. The lights were already down when we sat so I was trying to get my bearings in my seat in the dark. I noticed with my feet that there was something that felt like a duffel bag with something pretty heavy in it. I told my friend and my chick and they felt the same thing under their seats. We spent the better part of a minute kicking and poking at the object with our heels, trying to figure out what it was. Finally I reached my hand under te seat to pull out whatever it was at which point a small man of Asian descent crawled out from under the seats. He then stated very matter-of-factly, "I lost a quarter", and walked out of the theatre. Truly one of the more bizarre moments in my life.


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