The Enemy Of Fat's Enemy Is Fat's Friend [Archive]

Fat_Sunny

01-28-2007, 08:27 PM

F_S Noticed That They Locked The Thread On The Jews.Fat Is Not Sure If The Motive Of The Original Poster Was To Denegrate Jews, Or Just Have  A Little Fun.  Fat Was Not Offended By The Original Post, As He Is In No Way Politically Correct.But Fat Will Say That The A-Rabs Who Practice What Is Known As "Radical Islam", Which Is Also Known As The "Religion Of Peace", Are Fat's Enemies. And Since They Are Also The Enemies Of The Jews, Fat Is Proud To Say He Considers The Jews As His Friends, And Salutes Their Enormous Contributions To Science, And Music, And American Culture In General.Fat Is A Very "White-Bread" American, But He Is A Big Fan Of Israel And Jews In General!

mikeyboy

01-28-2007, 08:29 PM

I think Fat's enemy is speaking in the first person.

Team_Ramrod

01-28-2007, 08:31 PM

Ramrod wonders, since Mikey is speaking in the first person; Is Mikey an enemy of Fat's?

Fat_Sunny

01-28-2007, 08:33 PM

Perhaps "Mikeboy" Is A Practioner Of Radical Islam?

burrben

01-28-2007, 08:33 PM

mikeyboy wrote: I think Fat's enemy is speaking in the first person. ben says kitty has claws

johnniewalker

01-28-2007, 08:35 PM

Edna Ferber or Judy Blume.........http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/ferber1.jpg  http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/BlumeJudy.jpg Wait we aren't doing this anymore?

Fat_Sunny

01-28-2007, 08:40 PM

Johnnie Walker, You Are A Very Naughty Boy.But Fat Will Give You A Pass, Since Your Were Astute Enough To Pick Up On "IFHO"!

Wallower

01-28-2007, 08:46 PM

Fat_Sunny wrote: Johnnie Walker, You Are A Very Naughty Boy.But Fat Will Give You A Pass, Since Your Were Astute Enough To Pick Up On "IFHO"! <a href="http://www.ifho.nu/ifho3000.html" title="IFHO">IFHO?</a>

Team_Ramrod

01-28-2007, 08:48 PM

Fat_Sunny wrote: Perhaps "Mikeboy" Is A Practioner Of Radical Islam? Ramrod would NEVER suggest such a thing. Personally Rammer wouldn't accuse anybody of such. In Mikeyboys case that goes double; He may have killed Rammers happiness but he is too nice a fellow and he has a wondrful 'babylove'.Did I ever apologize for waking Babylove Mikey? If not, I'm sorry.

johnniewalker

01-28-2007, 08:58 PM

Fat_Sunny wrote: Johnnie Walker, You Are A Very Naughty Boy.But Fat Will Give You A Pass, Since Your Were Astute Enough To Pick Up On "IFHO"! Fat has quite the memory. I can't belive Fat reads my posts! 

This message was edited by johnniewalker on 1-29-07 @ 12:59 AM

DJEvelEd

01-28-2007, 09:04 PM

The hypocracy is so ridiculous. This site is full of words like Cu*BLEEP*t, Ni*BLEEP*er, Spi*BLEEP*cs  ect...but I guess since people of the Jewish faith have much power in the media, things like a 20 year old Howie bit is now off limits in 2007. My stepfather is Jewish and he thinks that shit is funny. This site is gettin softer as people of the Jewish faith are slowly taking over. People of the Jewish faith are just more sensitive than Ni*BLEEP*ers, Cun*BLEEP*s, and Spi*BLEEP*s I guess...

Team_Ramrod

01-28-2007, 09:10 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: The hypocracy is so ridiculous. This site is full of words like Cu*BLEEP*t, Ni*BLEEP*er, Spi*BLEEP*cs  ect...but I guess since people of the Jewish faith have much power in the media, things like a 20 year old Howie bit is now off limits in 2007. My stepfather is Jewish and he thinks that shit is funny. This site is gettin softer as people of the Jewish faith are slowly taking over. People of the Jewish faith are just more sensitive than Ni*BLEEP*ers, Cun*BLEEP*s, and Spi*BLEEP*s I guess...mmmmmm, I don't know about that. There is no real need for a bigotted tirade though. I just think it has to do with common courtesy and the fact that the hate can be kept out of at least one fan site. I like the fact the mods and admins work so hard to keep that shit out. I'd probably let less in and I'm of no minority whatsoever, I just think there is no place for it.

DJEvelEd

01-28-2007, 09:11 PM

Then why are people allowed to make fun of black people here?

Fat_Sunny

01-28-2007, 09:13 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: but I guess since people of the Jewish faith have much power in the media, things like a 20 year old Howie bit is now off limits in 2007.DJeveled, Fat Opposes Closing Threads Because They Might Offend People.  He Would Much Rather Continue The Thread, And Try To Convince DJ Why He Is Wrong Or Narrow-Minded.  Words Are Only Words, And Fat Does Not Find Them Threatening.

DJEvelEd

01-28-2007, 09:19 PM

It funny that it OK to make fun of others until it hits home, then for some reason it's not funny anymore. My step-dad is a Jew. If it's OK to make fun of black people here, it should be ok to make fun of Jews too. Anything else is Hoo Hoo hypocracy

Team_Ramrod

01-28-2007, 09:21 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: Then why are people allowed to make fun of black people here? In my opinion it's due to the use of it on the show. It's used as a comedic tool and this being a fansite of the show it tends to be used in a manner that tries to be funny.It may be a double standard, I haven't put any thought into it. You probably have a point but I'd assume the looseness of it around here is the because of the show.

DJEvelEd

01-28-2007, 09:24 PM

So.....can a thread be titled "Guess Who's The Muslim?"How about "Guess Who's The Russian"?

DJEvelEd

01-28-2007, 09:27 PM

How was the Grand Canyon formed?A Muslim dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.  Why do Muslims have big noses?Because air is free. Ok....works for me!

Team_Ramrod

01-28-2007, 09:31 PM

I think the Muslim would be too touchy.The Russian one I couldn't see a problem with. The reason I think that is because I don't remember the Russians doing anything bad to the Western world in my lifetime.You are making some good points, I'll admit that. Unfortunately I can't give you any reasons, only opinions.I just don't know.

mikeyboy

01-28-2007, 09:32 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: The hypocracy is so ridiculous. This site is full of words like Cu*BLEEP*t, Ni*BLEEP*er, Spi*BLEEP*cs  ect...but I guess since people of the Jewish faith have much power in the media, things like a 20 year old Howie bit is now off limits in 2007. My stepfather is Jewish and he thinks that shit is funny. This site is gettin softer as people of the Jewish faith are slowly taking over. People of the Jewish faith are just more sensitive than Ni*BLEEP*ers, Cun*BLEEP*s, and Spi*BLEEP*s I guess...You're full of shit in your tirade.  I'll bet you are unable to backup your statements about the board.

Fat_Sunny

01-28-2007, 09:37 PM

The Midnight Ramrod wrote: I think the Muslim would be too touchy.The Russian one I couldn't see a problem with. The reason I think that is because I don't remember the Russians doing anything bad to the Western world in my lifetime.You are making some good points, I'll admit that. Unfortunately I can't give you any reasons, only opinions.I just don't know.F-S Considers Ramrod To Be An Unusually Considered And Fairminded Individual.  As Such, Fat Would Ask Him If It Is Not True That "What Is Good For The Goose" Is "Good For The Gander", And If So, If One Can Jest ABout The Russians, Cannot One Jest About The Jews, Or The A-Rabs?If The Answer Is "Yes" To One Group, It Should Be Yes To All!

DJEvelEd

01-28-2007, 09:41 PM

I like when Mikeyboy says "Ed, don't be an ass" when he can't dance with me. I could probably go back a month and find at least 10 black jokes/comments/epithets, the word cunt used, and all kinds of gay bashing or creating an unconfortable atmoshpere for homosexuals. Search it out yourself Modboy. You're the one with something to prove not me. The truth is in the "search" if you dare.It's hypocracy and you know it.

Team_Ramrod

01-28-2007, 09:43 PM

Fat_Sunny wrote: F-S Considers Ramrod To Be An Unusually Considered And Fairminded Individual.  As Such, Fat Would Ask Him If It Is Not True That "What Is Good For The Goose" Is "Good For The Gander", And If So, If One Can Jest ABout The Russians, Cannot One Jest About The Jews, Or The A-Rabs?If The Answer Is "Yes" To One Group, It Should Be Yes To All! See Fat, I can't argue that point. I honestly don't have any facts to back up my opinion aside from the previously mentioned "attacks".In theory you are right but morally(???) I don't know. I won't say no but I cant say yes either. It may be the teachings in school or the events of the last decade but for some reason it seems to me as though some religions, races etc. are off limits.Just as I said to Ed, I'll say to you; You have some good points, unfortunately I only have my opinions.(I don't know if morally is the right word there)

Fat_Sunny

01-28-2007, 09:51 PM

The Midnight Ramrod for some reason it seems to me as though some religions, races etc. are off limits.Yes, They Are.  But Should They Be????  Why Is That Right Or Fair?Fat Had The Misfortune To Be In Europe Last February When The Danish Cartoons Depicting Islam In An Unflattering Light Caused Riots Throughout Europe.  Because People Don't Like The Cartoons, Should The World Be Intimidated And Say "Oh, Islam Is Off Limits Because They Riot, So Let;s Make Fun Of Christians Because They Don't Riot".No, If You Can Make Fun Of One, You Can Make Fun Of All!

mikeyboy

01-28-2007, 09:54 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: I like when Mikeyboy says "Ed, don't be an ass" when he can't dance with me. I could probably go back a month and find at least 10 black jokes/comments/epithets, the word cunt used, and all kinds of gay bashing or creating an unconfortable atmoshpere for homosexuals. Search it out yourself Modboy. You're the one with something to prove not me. The truth is in the "search" if you dare.It's hypocracy and you know it.Nope.  I'm calling you out.  If you make a statement, you've got to back it up.  Put your money where your mouth is.

Team_Ramrod

01-28-2007, 09:56 PM

Fat_Sunny wrote: The Midnight Ramrod for some reason it seems to me as though some religions, races etc. are off limits.Yes, They Are.  But Should They Be????  Why Is That Right Or Fair?Fat Had The Misfortune To Be In Europe Last February When The Danish Cartoons Depicting Islam In An Unflattering Light Caused Riots Throughout Europe.  Because People Don't Like The Cartoons, Should The World Be Intimidated And Say "Oh, Islam Is Off Limits Because They Riot, So Let;s Make Fun Of Christians Because They Don't Riot".No, If You Can Make Fun Of One, You Can Make Fun Of All! Again, good point.I wasn't referring to the 'off limits' as a fear of repercussions but rather saying 'off limits' due to the fragile nature of North American feelings towards said groups.I don't see where one can draw the line with any 'good natured' ribbing when applied to any group, what starts out harmless will eventually be taken too far by an individual and that's what is trying to be avoided.

Team_Ramrod

01-28-2007, 10:02 PM

Fat, you didn't even post in the other thread... Are you just going at this in terms of a free speech issue?If you go other thread you'll find one post in particular edited out. I don't know what was said but somewhere along the way it was enough to set off Bobo. Now if you can do that You have gone too far.I think the issue right now is that a person/ persons went too far.... as noted in my last post.

DJEvelEd

01-28-2007, 10:04 PM

At first glance, Moe says the word "KNITTER"!!! and I know what he meant DAMMIT! And I had a black half-brother who died last year and maybe I'm offended my someone named Mohammad making a racially insensitive remark! That's just searching for the word "Nigger" on this site real quick. Anyone who wants to find out who won your feeble little challenge can search for words like "fag" "cunt" "spic" and find you are a hypocrite if you feel my thread was any more offensive than community standards in this community."Guess Who's The Jew" is not allowed because it offends YOU? How bout "Guess Who's The Gentile?"    *Dip* *Spin* 123,123

Fat_Sunny

01-28-2007, 10:08 PM

The Midnight Ramrod wrote: Fat, you didn't even post in the other thread... Are you just going at this in terms of a free speech issue?Ramrod, Fat Tried To Post A Pro-Jew Reply In That Thread, But It Had Been CLOSED.So He Had To Start A New Pro-Jew Thread (This One) But With The Free Speech Element Added (Since The Other Thread Had Been CLOSED).Fat's Original Pro-Jew Thread Therefore Had To Also Become Pro-Free Speech.PS: Fat Must Go To Bed Now, As He is 2 Time Zones Ahead Of Ramrod!

This message was edited by Fat_Sunny on 1-29-07 @ 2:10 AM

Team_Ramrod

01-28-2007, 10:11 PM

I guess I'm a gentile.(I had to look it up)

DJEvelEd

01-28-2007, 10:14 PM

Holy Mother Of Christ Am I the ONLY person who thought Howard Stern was funny 20 years ago? Sure we all hate him now, but Howard Stern was funny once. This is a dispute over a 20 year old bit! Bobo overreacted and the Mods pulled their typical knee-jerk reaction and since I'm on a short leash alot of my shit gets locked or even deleted (In the staff room where I PROUDLY have as many deleted posts as IrishAlkey)Hypocracy and double standard AGAIN.

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 06:05 AM

Let's not sweep this under the rug just yet. Maybe MikeyModBoy want's to dispute his hypocracy on the air? Everyone knows that a ban on Jew jokes is only because Mikeyboy can dish it out but can't take it. "Guess Whos The Jew" is a historical bit whether you liked Howard Stern in the 80's or not. I relish the opportunity to put Mikeyboy in his place on the hypocrite heap. I'm not afraid that he's in bed with "The Boys". Maybe R&F will call him out on his bullshit too? He's a phoney....he's a big fat phoney who always singles me out for stuff like this because he cant match his minor league wit with me so he just puts my threads in the staff room. Do the "search" if you want to see the inconvenient truth.This country is moving backwards in terms of freedom of speech. Remember O&A last week with "My Baby is Black" and some stations dumped out? That was made in 1961 and can't be played today! This is scary enough coming from our government, but now it extends to message board mods with chips on their shoulders deciding whats offensive or not depending on their own religion/race.Open all the deleted staff room threads and show the board how I'm singled out along with Irish Alkey. No he won't do that because it's not in his best interest to look silly by someone such as myself. Take me on, on the air if you're so tough. But he 'aint got the guts, he keeps nagging at me night and day, and I still drive him nuts, pick up the phone, I'm always home...It's time you made your stand....For no fee, I'm happy to be...your back door man. Ouch!Dirty words...include the JewDirty words...include the JewDirty words...include the JewDirty words and the hypocracy...oohDirty words and the hypocracy*guitar solo*We need more Gentiles in the Mod room. The stranglehold on the media has gone to far.   However in Bayonne, we have some Hasidim moving in and I'm tickled pink. I'd much rather have those curly haired guys with the stylish hats than the animals from Curry's Woods living near me ala Anthony Cumia...        

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-07 @ 10:29 AM

TheMojoPin

01-29-2007, 06:26 AM

So the bulk of this thread is a guy who talks in the 1st person and another who is convinced he's somehow the ultimate "board enemy."Mmmmmmmm.  The ego tripping is delicious.

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 06:36 AM

Count my threads in the staff room and you tell me if I'm singled out or not. I have MANY threads in lockup. Perhaps Ron & Fez would like to see them and make a judgement.At least a judgement on "Guess Who's The Jew" would be a good start. Maybe a Big Ass Night of Fights in the squared circle can decide this once and for all!

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-07 @ 10:39 AM

Dougie Brootal

01-29-2007, 06:39 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: So the bulk of this thread is a guy who talks in the 1st person and another who is convinced he's somehow the ultimate "board enemy."Mmmmmmmm.  The ego tripping is delicious.not starting shit, but i thought that what fat is doing was called talking in 3rd person, but i could be wrong, fez paul?

A.J.

01-29-2007, 06:54 AM

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 06:58 AM

mikeyboy wrote: I'm calling you out. And I'm calling YOU a lowdown yellowbelly LIAR. Lets take it on the air at sundown. Maybe you don't have the guts to put your Modship on the line in the squared circle?

cupcakelove

01-29-2007, 07:00 AM

DJEvelEd wrote: mikeyboy wrote: I'm calling you out. And I'm calling YOU a lowdown yellowbelly LIAR. Lets take it on the air at sundown. Maybe you don't have the guts to put your Modship on the line in the squared circle? Is this a joke or are you really this upset about a stupid thread getting locked?

mdr55

01-29-2007, 07:10 AM

DJEvilEd brings up some interesting points.

TheMojoPin

01-29-2007, 07:10 AM

DJEvelEd wrote: Count my threads in the staff room and you tell me if I'm singled out or not. I have MANY threads in lockup. Perhaps Ron & Fez would like to see them and make a judgement.At least a judgement on "Guess Who's The Jew" would be a good start. Maybe a Big Ass Night of Fights in the squared circle can decide this once and for all!This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-07 @ 10:39 AM So you think you're like "board enemy #1?"Guess what?  You're not.  I'd lay money that there are people who are less desperate for attention than you who have more threads locked.  But hey, in the end, I really don't give a shit.  Nobody cares about your locked threads except for you.

TheMojoPin

01-29-2007, 07:11 AM

douggrasso wrote: TheMojoPin wrote: So the bulk of this thread is a guy who talks in the 1st person and another who is convinced he's somehow the ultimate "board enemy."Mmmmmmmm.  The ego tripping is delicious.not starting shit, but i thought that what fat is doing was called talking in 3rd person, but i could be wrong, fez paul?I think you're right.

TheMojoPin

01-29-2007, 07:12 AM

DJEvelEd wrote: Perhaps Ron & Fez would like to see them and make a judgement.Why?

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 07:12 AM

cupcakelove wrote:  Is this a joke or are you really this upset about a stupid thread getting locked? The question should be, "Is it a joke or is someMod upset about a stupid thread?"

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 07:15 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: DJEvelEd wrote: Perhaps Ron & Fez would like to see them and make a judgement.Why?We can settle it the old fashioned way, in a BANF! I'll get Al Dukes to train me and STILL win.I was at EVERY BANF with an Al Dukes sign. He's my Rocky.

Dougie Brootal

01-29-2007, 07:15 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: douggrasso wrote: TheMojoPin wrote: So the bulk of this thread is a guy who talks in the 1st person and another who is convinced he's somehow the ultimate "board enemy."Mmmmmmmm.  The ego tripping is delicious.not starting shit, but i thought that what fat is doing was called talking in 3rd person, but i could be wrong, fez paul?I think you're right."awesoooome!"<img src="http://home.houston.rr.com/casarez/cartman.jpg" border="0" width="129" height="122" />

mdr55

01-29-2007, 07:18 AM

DJEvelEd wrote: cupcakelove wrote:  Is this a joke or are you really this upset about a stupid thread getting locked? The question should be, "Is it a joke or is someMod upset about a stupid thread?" Quack Quack quack. Mr Ducksworth. Quack quack quack! Quack quack quack.!You may have paid for the jerseys, but you didn't earn it. I'll see you in the play-offs.

walking joint

01-29-2007, 07:21 AM

i've never seen the thread, but all of a sudden i'm curious.

mikeyboy

01-29-2007, 07:54 AM

DJEvelEd wrote: Let's not sweep this under the rug just yet. Maybe MikeyModBoy want's to dispute his hypocracy on the air? Everyone knows that a ban on Jew jokes is only because Mikeyboy can dish it out but can't take it. "Guess Whos The Jew" is a historical bit whether you liked Howard Stern in the 80's or not. I relish the opportunity to put Mikeyboy in his place on the hypocrite heap. I'm not afraid that he's in bed with "The Boys". Maybe R&F will call him out on his bullshit too? He's a phoney....he's a big fat phoney who always singles me out for stuff like this because he cant match his minor league wit with me so he just puts my threads in the staff room. Do the "search" if you want to see the inconvenient truth.This country is moving backwards in terms of freedom of speech. Remember O&A last week with "My Baby is Black" and some stations dumped out? That was made in 1961 and can't be played today! This is scary enough coming from our government, but now it extends to message board mods with chips on their shoulders deciding whats offensive or not depending on their own religion/race.Open all the deleted staff room threads and show the board how I'm singled out along with Irish Alkey. No he won't do that because it's not in his best interest to look silly by someone such as myself. Take me on, on the air if you're so tough. But he 'aint got the guts, he keeps nagging at me night and day, and I still drive him nuts, pick up the phone, I'm always home...It's time you made your stand....For no fee, I'm happy to be...your back door man. Ouch!Dirty words...include the JewDirty words...include the JewDirty words...include the JewDirty words and the hypocracy...oohDirty words and the hypocracy*guitar solo*We need more Gentiles in the Mod room. The stranglehold on the media has gone to far.   However in Bayonne, we have some Hasidim moving in and I'm tickled pink. I'd much rather have those curly haired guys with the stylish hats than the animals from Curry's Woods living near me ala Anthony Cumia...        This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-07 @ 10:29 AM Knock it off.  I didn't lock or move your thread.  I haven't even opened it, to be honest, because I had too many other things going on yesterday.  I was calling you out because you love to turn yourself into a martyr because you somehow think you're board enemy #1 and that you're being persecuted by the board.  When you whine about some imaginary double standard, you look pathetic.  Nobody cares.  If you remember, eventually most people reacted to your stupid shock poster shtick with more annoyance and boredom than actual shock.  Is this just a bid for attention?And for probably the 10th time on this board -- I'm not jewish.

Team_Ramrod

01-29-2007, 08:02 AM

I don't even want to be board enemy # 1,598. wanka wanka woo woo Mikey, I don't care if you are Jewish or not, you don't need to defend yourself to me. You will still be # 7 in my heart.

Dougie Brootal

01-29-2007, 08:05 AM

mikeyboy wrote: And for probably the 10th time on this board -- I'm not jewish.why does anyone here really think you're jewish or is this a running gag or what?

JustJon

01-29-2007, 08:19 AM

Ed, you never know where to draw the line, you always go for the shock post, and then you're surprised your threads are consistently locked and removed?  You do it intentionally and then you complain that we're not going with your character.  It has nothing to do with race or religion, it has to do with you not being funny.Jew or not a Jew wasn't funny on Stern.  The entertaining part of the bit was Fred doing the Kurt Vonnegut Jr. character as a Nazi.  We generally don't restrict language, but blatantly racist or prejudicial, regardless of the receiving group isn't allow on this board.  Never has been.

mdr55

01-29-2007, 08:24 AM

mikeyboy wrote: And for probably the 10th time on this board -- I'm not jewish.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

A.J.

01-29-2007, 09:11 AM

JustJon wrote: The entertaining part of the bit was Fred doing the Kurt <strike>Vonnegut </strike>Waldheim Jr. character as a Nazi.  Fixed that for you.

JustJon

01-29-2007, 09:17 AM

A.J. wrote: JustJon wrote: The entertaining part of the bit was Fred doing the Kurt <strike>Vonnegut </strike>Waldheim Jr. character as a Nazi. Fixed that for you. Shit, I knew that and I still wrote Vonnegut.  My apologies to Mr. Vonnegut.

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 10:18 AM

mikeyboy wrote:   I was calling you out because you love to turn yourself into a martyr because you somehow think you're board enemy #1 and that you're being persecuted by the board.  When you whine about some imaginary double standard, you look pathetic.  Nobody cares.  You call me out then you hide behind your usual boring rhetoric like "Stop whining" "You're an ass" "You're pathetic" blah blah blah. Anyone using the search function can see who is wrong here and as usual it is YOU. I'm not the one pathetically backing out of an on-air discussion or a potential BANF. You can't back up your words because you know I'm right about your little double standard. I'm not PE#1 as I believe Alkey still holds that title. Don't say nobody cares. It seems like YOU care a little too much about the things I say. You're trying to save face from looking like a hypocrite, but you look like a sad little man backpeddling after getting assed-out. Ed, you never know where to draw the line So true, SO true. The lines on this board are skewed. A Howard Stern bit from 20 years ago has EVERY right to be defended. So is Jew a bad word now? Guessing a persons heritage is now off limits? Can a thread be titled "Guess Whos The Christian?" How can you not see how wrong you are here? Is it just that you're pot-committed now and can't admit that Evel Ed is right? Does it hurt that much to say that I'm right?As usual, your lines are conveniently skewed to make fun of certain groups but not others. Me & Alkey are the ones always used as the examples.        

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-07 @ 2:19 PM

walking joint

01-29-2007, 10:34 AM

i agree with you Ed that the thread isn't that bad and shouldn't have been locked...but get over it.  we are drowning in your tears.

Team_Ramrod

01-29-2007, 10:39 AM

walking joint wrote: i agree with you Ed that the thread isn't that bad and shouldn't have been locked...but get over it.  we are drowning in your tears. Yeah, I agree. Time to finish up. It's getting tired, I'd say it's time to lock up this thread and see where the bitch fest picks up next.

reeshy

01-29-2007, 10:50 AM

<img src="http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/17/kurt_narrowweb__300x403,0.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="403" />Mr. Vonnegut says...."Please stop.....you're making Dresden burn again"!!!!!

BoondockSaint

01-29-2007, 10:54 AM

Sounds to me like somebody's desperate to get on the air.

johnniewalker

01-29-2007, 10:57 AM

I don't think i've fully appreciated his modquote until now. 

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 11:14 AM

So everyone agrees that Jews are off limits now? What a bunch of lemmings! Let the Mods do your thinking for you and sanitize everything that offends them. Sounds like those right wing champions of censorship are rearing their heads again. I've had that Mod quote because the Mods never had an answer for me so they try to offend me anyway they can. The truth is that they can't back up their pathetic arguments. They have always been wrong when it came to drawing lines and if it wasn't me, it would be some other poor soul getting flamed for offending the Mods. Mikeyboy has been jockin me for years and now I have to sit here defending a stupid Howard Stern bit from 20 years ago to prove YET AGAIN the hypocracy of this board. I never said it was funny. It was a fuckin game and it could have been funny if given the chance. Censorship is a slippery slope and Mikeyboy and Jon are making themselves look foolish if they think they can pick & choose what groups are off limits from week to week.

JustJon

01-29-2007, 11:16 AM

As usual, your lines are conveniently skewed to make fun of certain groups but not others. Me & Alkey are the ones always used as the examples. Why do you keep trying to drag Alkey into this?  Because you know he can't post right now?  Alkey had one bad night last month turned into a minor tiff and it blew over after a couple days.  I even went to his house for New Year's Eve, after everything that happened.  We don't use him as an example for anything.  I consider him a friend, but there were issues one night because he was drunk.  (I know, who saw that from a guy named Alkey?)

JustJon

01-29-2007, 11:18 AM

It was a fuckin game and it could have been funny if given the chance. Censorship is a slippery slope and Mikeyboy and Jon are making themselves look foolish if they think they can pick & choose what groups are off limits from week to week. I just want to address a single issue that Ed keeps overlooking.  Fallon locked the thread.  Mikeyboy was the one who was vocal in this thread.  Neither are jewish.

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 11:20 AM

BoondockSaint wrote: Sounds to me like somebody's desperate to get on the air. I would welcome the opportunity to debate this on the air, but I'm certainly not desperate. I've been on Ron & Fez quite a few times. I've also been a guest on Stern. I was also on Ricki Lake 3 times smashing a guitar over my head and feuding with my neighbor. I've been on the Radio Chick show cooking weenies off a strippers burning crotch with my 85 year old Grandmother. Desperate? Not likely.

BoondockSaint

01-29-2007, 11:24 AM

What I don't get is if you despise this board so much why even bother coming here?  I don't like some of the other message boards that talk about the show so I don't post there.  And the free speech argument is void here because this is a privately owned board and they can censor what they want to.

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 11:24 AM

Maybe I'll invite Jon & Mikeyboy to my wedding then so we can eat pie together.I'm having hibachi!

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 11:26 AM

OK Boondock you're invited too.How does defending a Howard Stern bit equate to hating this board? That's like complaining about the war and having the war mongers say "You hate the country". That doesn't make any sense. I've been here longer than alot of people here, but fair is fair.          

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-07 @ 3:29 PM

BoondockSaint

01-29-2007, 11:35 AM

I was refering to how you keep saying that you feel like you've been mistreated here for years and how you think that there is too much censorship.  It seems that you've had a big problem with the board for a long time now but you say you still like coming here?  Is it because you can get a reaction like this?

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 11:41 AM

I belong to a few boards. This board is especially fun on days like these where I can point out the hypocracy of others. I killed a few hours before dinner and had fun. I love shit like this. I'm quite tittilated today.

BoondockSaint

01-29-2007, 11:46 AM

So it's better for you if your threads are locked and such.  If Fallon hadn't locked that thread you would have never had such a fine day, correct?  So aren't you being hypocritical?

CofyCrakCocaine

01-29-2007, 11:47 AM

I don't like racism that has no wit or humor to it. I didn't see your post in the locked thread, so I couldn't tell ya if it was funny or not. Racism with humor tho, that I love. Unrestrained humorless hatred that you hear from white people from the 60's and before piss me off like nothing else. I'm glad to see the latter suppressed. But I do love that joke about the black man walking into the bar with the parrot on his shoulder. Bartender asks, "Hey, where'd you get that", parrot says "Africa, they're everywhere". Sorry guys. Ani D me.

Furtherman

01-29-2007, 11:54 AM

OK, I've read both sides and I feel the need to speak up because there is one thing I don't understand.  Dropped a nickel down a gopher hole?

Team_Ramrod

01-29-2007, 11:57 AM

Furtherman wrote: OK, I've read both sides and I feel the need to speak up because there is one thing I don't understand.  Dropped a nickel down a gopher hole?  I think it has to do with the stereotype that Jewish people are cheap

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 12:01 PM

BoondockSaint wrote: So it's better for you if your threads are locked and such.  If Fallon hadn't locked that thread you would have never had such a fine day, correct?  So aren't you being hypocritical? Exactly. Because now I can point out the faults of their flimsy arguments which I love to do when I see people being fake and hypocritical. All I did was post an old Howard Stern bit. Not much though went into it as it wasn't my brainchild. Hoo Hoo invented "Guess Who's The Jew". I felt it would have been a fun topic 20 years later. I put a picture of Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth and asked who the Jew was. Same thing Hoo Hoo used to do. Maybe most people here are too young to remember when Howie was funny. I'm 39 and remember those bits like it was yesterday.

lleeder

01-29-2007, 12:08 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: I belong to a few boards. This board is especially fun on days like these where I can point out the hypocracy of others. I killed a few hours before dinner and had fun. I love shit like this. I'm quite tittilated today.  DJEvelEd wrote:Hell, I'm not a vegetarian poster boy. I "cheated" 5 times last year. However this year, it'll be ZERO.Let me point out your own hypocracy. You fight for vegetarian ideals yet you eat meat.

mendyweiss

01-29-2007, 12:09 PM

Ed, What the hell is going on at L5/S1 ?

mikeyboy

01-29-2007, 12:10 PM

JustJon

01-29-2007, 12:15 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: BoondockSaint wrote: So it's better for you if your threads are locked and such.  If Fallon hadn't locked that thread you would have never had such a fine day, correct?  So aren't you being hypocritical? Exactly. Because now I can point out the faults of their flimsy arguments which I love to do when I see people being fake and hypocritical. All I did was post an old Howard Stern bit. Not much though went into it as it wasn't my brainchild. Hoo Hoo invented "Guess Who's The Jew". I felt it would have been a fun topic 20 years later. I put a picture of Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth and asked who the Jew was. Same thing Hoo Hoo used to do. Maybe most people here are too young to remember when Howie was funny. I'm 39 and remember those bits like it was yesterday.If you really remembered the bit, you'd remember that Howard was being the straight man when asking.  The funny part was Fred as Kurt Waldheim Jr.

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 12:16 PM

lleeder wrote: DJEvelEd wrote: I belong to a few boards. This board is especially fun on days like these where I can point out the hypocracy of others. I killed a few hours before dinner and had fun. I love shit like this. I'm quite tittilated today.  DJEvelEd wrote:Hell, I'm not a vegetarian poster boy. I "cheated" 5 times last year. However this year, it'll be ZERO.Let me point out your own hypocracy. You fight for vegetarian ideals yet you eat meat.Don't be an idiot. I saved hundreds of animals last year by consciously not eating meat. I certainly am not perfect but someday I strive to be vegan. It's not easy. If you had any will power you should try it and see how hard it is. I grew up eating animal flesh and no PETA member would fault me for doing my best to save animals. Take your attacks somewhere else and stop piling on while we are talking about something else. You're like the little bitch kicking a guy in the back when he's fighting someone else but never takes on the person face to face. Our fight was last month. Give it up cuz you lost that one.

lleeder

01-29-2007, 12:19 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: lleeder wrote: DJEvelEd wrote: I belong to a few boards. This board is especially fun on days like these where I can point out the hypocracy of others. I killed a few hours before dinner and had fun. I love shit like this. I'm quite tittilated today.  DJEvelEd wrote:Hell, I'm not a vegetarian poster boy. I "cheated" 5 times last year. However this year, it'll be ZERO.Let me point out your own hypocracy. You fight for vegetarian ideals yet you eat meat.Don't be an idiot. I saved hundreds of animals last year by consciously not eating meat. I certainly am not perfect but someday I strive to be vegan. It's not easy. If you had any will power you should try it and see how hard it is. I grew up eating animal flesh and no PETA member would fault me for doing my best to save animals. Take your attacks somewhere else and stop piling on while we are talking about something else. You're like the little bitch kicking a guy in the back when he's fighting someone else but never takes on the person face to face. Our fight was last month. Give it up cuz you lost that one. Lost? I ate many animals since then and you will too. You lose, good day sir.

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 12:19 PM

mikeyboy wrote: I must have missed the parts where you actually backed up your statements of hypocracy.You're not smart enough I guess Mikey. What can I tell you..Do the search Einstein like I told you to do.

Dougie Brootal

01-29-2007, 12:21 PM

hey fat, sorry dude but it looks like your thread has been hijacked!!!<img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/hijack_deniro.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="459" />

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 12:22 PM

Lost? I ate many animals since then and you will too. You lose, good day sir. I haven't eaten animals yet this year but I eat kids like you for breakfast. I'm not going through the whole "Oceans are overfished" "Animals are suffering" argument again. You just showed how stupid you are bringing up a totally different subject just to personally attack me. You're a joke and I'm wasting no more time with you.

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-07 @ 4:24 PM

RoseBlood

01-29-2007, 12:24 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: lleeder wrote: DJEvelEd wrote: I belong to a few boards. This board is especially fun on days like these where I can point out the hypocracy of others. I killed a few hours before dinner and had fun. I love shit like this. I'm quite tittilated today.  DJEvelEd wrote:Hell, I'm not a vegetarian poster boy. I "cheated" 5 times last year. However this year, it'll be ZERO.Let me point out your own hypocracy. You fight for vegetarian ideals yet you eat meat.Don't be an idiot. I saved hundreds of animals last year by consciously not eating meat. I certainly am not perfect but someday I strive to be vegan. It's not easy. If you had any will power you should try it and see how hard it is. I grew up eating animal flesh and no PETA member would fault me for doing my best to save animals. Take your attacks somewhere else and stop piling on while we are talking about something else. You're like the little bitch kicking a guy in the back when he's fighting someone else but never takes on the person face to face. Our fight was last month. Give it up cuz you lost that one. This could've been your 'Epic Thread' Lleeder  <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />I'd also like to add I don't eat pork but I won't stop anyone else from eating it. I'm not a vegetarian and I'm also not a hypocrite.. it's great you feel passionate about something however, I don't think PETA's helping their cause.

lleeder

01-29-2007, 12:25 PM

I just did a search for n____ over the last month and one page came up. I just did a search for s___ and two came up. I just did a search for jew and 40 pages came up.

Earlshog

01-29-2007, 12:25 PM

lleeder wrote: DJEvelEd wrote: lleeder wrote: DJEvelEd wrote: I belong to a few boards. This board is especially fun on days like these where I can point out the hypocracy of others. I killed a few hours before dinner and had fun. I love shit like this. I'm quite tittilated today.  DJEvelEd wrote:Hell, I'm not a vegetarian poster boy. I "cheated" 5 times last year. However this year, it'll be ZERO.Let me point out your own hypocracy. You fight for vegetarian ideals yet you eat meat.Don't be an idiot. I saved hundreds of animals last year by consciously not eating meat. I certainly am not perfect but someday I strive to be vegan. It's not easy. If you had any will power you should try it and see how hard it is. I grew up eating animal flesh and no PETA member would fault me for doing my best to save animals. Take your attacks somewhere else and stop piling on while we are talking about something else. You're like the little bitch kicking a guy in the back when he's fighting someone else but never takes on the person face to face. Our fight was last month. Give it up cuz you lost that one. Lost? I ate many animals since then and you will too. You lose, good day sir.fuckin starvin... earl we got any kind of animal back there...

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 12:26 PM

Anyone else wanna pile on?

lleeder

01-29-2007, 12:26 PM

DJEvelEd wrote:  Lost? I ate many animals since then and you will too. You lose, good day sir. I haven't eaten animals yet this year but I eat kids like you for breakfast. I'm not going through the whole "Oceans are overfished" "Animals are suffering" argument again. You just showed how stupid you are bringing up a totally different subject just to personally attack me. You're a joke and I'm wasting no more time with you.This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-07 @ 4:24 PM You'll continue to waste time with me its your gimmick, try not to respond to this.

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 12:27 PM

Anyone?

lleeder

01-29-2007, 12:28 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: Anyone else wanna pile on?Not to get back on topic but when you started the game I thought it was a funny thread. I havent read the thread since but I guess something got out of hand. You take everthing so personal, ease up threads get locked all the time.

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 12:29 PM

Fine, I'm smoking this fatty and going to have a steak....er tofu now. I'll be back for more abuse later. It's been fun.

Furtherman

01-29-2007, 12:30 PM

I think we should all be grateful that this fine site has a "No Irish Need Apply" clause.  We don't need those people mucking things up.

lleeder

01-29-2007, 12:30 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: Fine, I'm smoking this fatty and going to have a steak....er tofu now. I'll be back for more abuse later. It's been fun.Ah-ha I knew it!!!

Kevin

01-29-2007, 12:33 PM

Kevin says this thread has gotten way more attention than it should have......

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 12:36 PM

mendyweiss wrote: Ed, What the hell is going on at L5/S1 ? It's L4-L5. Disk herniation and degeneration. That is an artificial disc (Prodisc). Anyone seeking fusion should speak to me first. Fusion is a bad operation. With the artificial disk I have total range of motion. I have been home since October collecting Workers Comp pay. I'm very bored sitting home, as you all can tell.I go back in March...maybe. I want to do at least one O&A walkover before I go back. I have a newspaper from when they were fired and need to get it signed.

CofyCrakCocaine

01-29-2007, 12:39 PM

Vegetarians? Racists? Democrats? What the hell is going on here?

RoseBlood

01-29-2007, 12:43 PM

Furtherman wrote: I think we should all be grateful that this fine site has a "No Irish Need Apply" clause.  We don't need those people mucking things up.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/nono.gif" border="0" width="23" height="25" /> Hey! I'm half Irish! but yes!!! we are disgusting vile creatures. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

DonInNC

01-29-2007, 12:44 PM

Four pages and not one Edna Ferber-ger joke. 

CofyCrakCocaine

01-29-2007, 12:48 PM

RoseBlood wrote: Furtherman wrote: I think we should all be grateful that this fine site has a "No Irish Need Apply" clause. We don't need those people mucking things up.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/nono.gif" border="0" width="23" height="25" /> Hey! I'm half Irish! but yes!!! we are disgusting vile creatures. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> Yes you Irish certainly are...which is why I seem to always wind up with YOUR KIND. Past 3 girlfriends have been at least 50% Blarnified.

johnniewalker

01-29-2007, 12:51 PM

DonInNC wrote: Four pages and not one Edna Ferber-ger joke.  I thought i set that one up perfectly too!  Hmph whatever.

mikeyboy

01-29-2007, 12:59 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: mikeyboy wrote: I must have missed the parts where you actually backed up your statements of hypocracy.You're not smart enough I guess Mikey. What can I tell you..Do the search Einstein like I told you to do.Nope.  That's not how it works.Let's see how this went down.You thow out a bunch of bullshit statements because you like to think you're persecuted.I question those statements and ask for backup.You tell me I have to go search for proof to backup your bullshit statements.Sorry, the burden of proof is on you.

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 1-29-07 @ 5:01 PM

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 01:09 PM

mikeyboy wrote: DJEvelEd wrote: mikeyboy wrote: I must have missed the parts where you actually backed up your statements of hypocracy.You're not smart enough I guess Mikey. What can I tell you..Do the search Einstein like I told you to do.Nope.  That's not how it works.Let's see how this went down.You thow out a bunch of bullshit statements because you like to think you're persecuted.I question those statements and ask for backup.You tell me I have to go search for proof to backup your bullshit statements.Sorry, the burden of proof is on you.If people want to seek the truth, they'll find it themselves. Seems like "Jew" may be a safe topic here after all according to board standards. Thanks lleeder! lleeder doesn't even like me yet he inadvertantly proved my point. Mikey's a hypocrite! M M M M Mikey's a hypocrite! Game overlleeder wrote: I just did a search for n____ over the last month and one page came up. I just did a search for s___ and two came up. I just did a search for jew and 40 pages came up. 

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-07 @ 5:15 PM

mikeyboy

01-29-2007, 01:17 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: mikeyboy wrote: DJEvelEd wrote: mikeyboy wrote: I must have missed the parts where you actually backed up your statements of hypocracy.You're not smart enough I guess Mikey. What can I tell you..Do the search Einstein like I told you to do.Nope.  That's not how it works.Let's see how this went down.You thow out a bunch of bullshit statements because you like to think you're persecuted.I question those statements and ask for backup.You tell me I have to go search for proof to backup your bullshit statements.Sorry, the burden of proof is on you.If people want to seek the truth, they'll find it themselves. Seems like "Jew" may be a safe topic here after all according to board standards. Thanks lleeder! lleeder doesn't even like me yet he inadvertantly proved my point. Thats Mikey's a hypocrite! M M M M Mikey's a hypocrite! Game overlleeder wrote: I just did a search for n____ over the last month and one page came up. I just did a search for s___ and two came up. I just did a search for jew and 40 pages came up. This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-07 @ 5:13 PM How does that prove anything?  If anything it runs completely counter to your initial argument.

DJEvelEd

01-29-2007, 01:21 PM

People can check all the racist shit on this site for themselves. I've proved my point.  I'm done with you unless you want to take it on the air.

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-29-07 @ 5:22 PM

Team_Ramrod

01-29-2007, 01:30 PM

DJEvelEd wrote: People can check all the racist shit on this site for themselves. I've proved my point.  I'm done with you unless you want to take it on the air. Too bad Ricki Lake Wasn't on air anymore. You could have worked it out there.<img src="http://myspace-960.vo.llnwd.net/00066/06/90/66580960_l.jpg" border="0" width="79" height="100" />And no Ed, lleeder didn't prove your point in any way. At the very least he made it less credible.If you want to take it on air then call in before Mikey does his American Idol review and ambush him <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

This message was edited by The Midnight Ramrod on 1-29-07 @ 5:32 PM

RoseBlood

01-29-2007, 01:32 PM

lleeder wrote: I just did a search for n____ over the last month and one page came up. I just did a search for s___ and two came up. I just did a search for jew and 40 pages came up. Umm lleeder..are you posting so you can at least be associate with that elusive 'Epic Thread' you so desire?

Gvac

01-29-2007, 03:41 PM

Gvac isn't going to waste his time reading this entire thread.  He's just going to say that he has once again enormously enjoyed one of Fat's posts. Gvac likes to think that he and Fat could be friends, too.

TheMojoPin

01-29-2007, 05:38 PM

I always loved seeing the martyr posts from various people over the years.  They love to make everything they post into some huge deal and think they're exposing some kind of horrible corruption "behind the scenes" of the board..."They locked my thread!  ABUSE OF POWER!!!"Bottom line, if any of these were anything resembling a real "problem" like they love to think they are, they would have been banned.  Period.  People like Ed not being banned is ultimately the best thing to show how much of a non-issue he and his posts are.  Yeah, some get locked here and there...he had a slew of them back in his "POOP IS HILARIOUS!" days, mostly because they were "shock poster" clutter, but since then it's been pretty quiet.  Damn, when was the last time he even had one locked?  And then he gets this one shut done because it was in pretty bad taste and kind of offensive and pissing off a lot of other members and suddenly it's magically this huge deal in his mind...just yet another offense in this long line of non-existent "issues" that he seems to think the staff has some kind of agenda around, one that's out to specifically silence him and "censor" him and his daring and dangerous threads.  Ooooh, scary!  Again, if that was the case and Ed was a REAL problem and such a "threat," why isn't he banned?Answer...nobody gives a shit.  Wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaaaah.OMG!!!!!!!1!1!  POOPIES!11!11!1

Team_Ramrod

01-29-2007, 05:51 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: I always loved seeing the martyr posts from various people over the years.  They love to make everything they post into some huge deal and think they're exposing some kind of horrible corruption "behind the scenes" of the board..."They locked my thread!  ABUSE OF POWER!!!"Bottom line, if any of these were anything resembling a real "problem" like they love to think they are, they would have been banned.  Period.  People like Ed not being banned is ultimately the best thing to show how much of a non-issue he and his posts are.  Yeah, some get locked here and there...he had a slew of them back in his "POOP IS HILARIOUS!" days, mostly because they were "shock poster" clutter, but since then it's been pretty quiet.  Damn, when was the last time he even had one locked?  And then he gets this one shut done because it was in pretty bad taste and kind of offensive and pissing off a lot of other members and suddenly it's magically this huge deal in his mind...just yet another offense in this long line of non-existent "issues" that he seems to think the staff has some kind of agenda around, one that's out to specifically silence him and "censor" him and his daring and dangerous threads.  Ooooh, scary!  Again, if that was the case and Ed was a REAL problem and such a "threat," why isn't he banned?Answer...nobody gives a shit.  Wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaaaah.OMG!!!!!!!1!1!  POOPIES!11!11!1I can see it now. Only that line will register and the next post will be along the lines of "see, I knew you were hypocrits! I knew I was board enemy #1! Let's take this on air"!

DJEvelEd

01-30-2007, 04:23 AM

This thread and O&A show yesterday must have seeped into my subconscious because I dreamt last night that Hitler made more ovens and was feeding me fried Jew nostril pate. I was sure happy when I woke up. I now see the err of my ways. I am thankful for the following Jewish people in my life."My surgeon Dr. Jeff Goldstein" who implanted my artificial disc and saved my sex life"My Mom's boyfriend Jacob" who has fixed my computer many times and bangs my Mom correctly"My budday Les" who got me gigs at the Limelight and other Raves"The peaceful hasidim down the street on ave. B" who if not for them, there would be black people living there"Jesus Christ" for dying for my horrible sins"The Kosher Meals On Wheels Lady" who feeds my 86 yr. old grandmother for like 1.00 a day."The Jewish Community Center in Bayonne" where I went to summer camp as a kid and still use the pool today."Morty my Mom's neighbor" who witnessed the recent hit & run on Jacob's car (which was totaled but  the kid was finally found and given tickets for leaving the scene, reckless driving, and speeding)"David Lee Roth" for sucking it up to work with that alcoholic asshole Eddie"My friend Gayle" who was always there for me when I needed her"Dee" one of the physical therapists who help me to stretch and recover"Ann" who walked my Grandmothers dog and looked in on her"My Lawyer Larry" who is getting me half a million dollars for my workers comp claim."My VP Barbara" at work who gave me numerious citations and awards and subsequent bonuses.If you see a Jewish person today. THANK them!and thank YOU Ronfez.net!  I never even want to SEE fried Jew nostril pate again. What an AWFUL dream! I felt like Toto & Dorothy in that FUCKED UP movie!Goddamn Patrice with his "cheetah heels" and "whale blowhole" jokes!