What does a stand-up comic do...

[busybeeman]

<p><font size="3"><strong>What does a <u>stand-up comic</u> do with someone's <em>sacred cow</em>?</strong></font></p><p><img src="http://www.worldreligions.co.uk/images/hinduism/HINDU_sacred_cowHI13820CS.jpg" border="0" width="190" height="287" /></p><p><font size="5">Make a Philly Cheesesteak!</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">from Wikipedia:</font></p><p><font size="3">In </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Hinduism" title="Hinduism"><font size="3">Hinduism</font></a><font size="3">, the <strong>cow</strong> is considered <strong>sacred</strong> and its protection is a recurrent theme in which she is symbolic of </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Abundance" title="Abundance"><font size="3">abundance</font></a><font size="3">, of the </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Sanctity" title="Sanctity"><font size="3">sanctity</font></a><font size="3"> of all </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Life" title="Life"><font size="3">life</font></a><font size="3"> and of the </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Earth" title="Earth"><font size="3">earth</font></a><font size="3"> that gives much while asking nothing in return. Most </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Hindu" title="Hindu"><font size="3">Hindus</font></a><font size="3"> respect the </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Cow" title="Cow"><font size="3">cow</font></a><font size="3"> as a </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Matriarchal" title="Matriarchal"><font size="3">matriarchal</font></a><font size="3"> figure for her gentle qualities and providing nurturing </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Milk" title="Milk"><font size="3">milk</font></a><font size="3"> and its products for a largely </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Vegetarian" title="Vegetarian"><font size="3">vegetarian</font></a><font size="3"> </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Diet_(nutrition)" title="Diet (nutrition)"><font size="3">diet</font></a><font size="3">. Hindus do not </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Worship" title="Worship"><font size="3">worship</font></a><font size="3"> the cow, yet it holds an honoured place in </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Society" title="Society"><font size="3">society</font></a><font size="3">, and most Hindus </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Taboo_food_and_drink" title="Taboo food and drink"><font size="3">do not eat</font></a><font size="3"> </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Beef" title="Beef"><font size="3">beef</font></a><font size="3">.</font></p>

[yomudder21]

Well they don't LINK properly............either.

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>They wouldn't Mudder. All Beemans Threads suck.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

ya know, in some states its illegal to tease a retard..

[busybeeman]

Yeah.&nbsp; You're right.&nbsp; I just cut and pasted from Wikipedia.&nbsp; Okay, Mr. Tech Guy, explain it to me&nbsp;as if&nbsp;I were a child.&nbsp; (I'm old school...I don't know a dad-burn thing about these computer whatchamacalits).&nbsp; How do I make a good link?

[busybeeman]

<p>As far as these redneck stalkers go...</p><p><strong><font size="4">Naw.&nbsp; He ain't makin' no kinda sense, Ma'am.&nbsp;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="4">&nbsp;He must be one of dem rednecks.</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Western/LibertyHalleyPompey.jpg" border="0" width="704" height="400" /></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>busybeeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>As far as these redneck stalkers go...</p><p><strong><font size="4">Naw.&nbsp; He ain't makin' no kinda sense, Ma'am.&nbsp;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="4">&nbsp;He must be one of dem rednecks.</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Western/LibertyHalleyPompey.jpg" border="0" width="704" height="400" /></p><p>yeah, we all saw that same post in the 50 other threads you posted it in. </p><p>yet your're the one who no one can understand what the hell you are saying. odd.</p>

[busybeeman]

<strong>busybeeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3"><strong>What does a <u>stand-up comic</u> do with someone's <em>sacred cow</em>?</strong></font></p><p><img src="http://www.worldreligions.co.uk/images/hinduism/HINDU_sacred_cowHI13820CS.jpg" border="0" width="190" height="287" /></p><p><font size="5">Make a Philly Cheesesteak!</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3"></font></p><p>Being a stand-up comic ain't no joke.&nbsp; You got the hecklers.&nbsp; You got to smack them down without venom, lest you be some jerk like Kramer (who never was a stand-up...he's a lay down).&nbsp; Comedy ain't easy.&nbsp; Especially Down South.&nbsp; They're either too slow or too ig-nant.&nbsp; Not all of them, mind you...just lots.&nbsp; What a stand-up comedian does is use irony and humor to poke fun at sacred cows.&nbsp; Idiots don't get it.&nbsp; Why come?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>More jokes:</p><p>&nbsp;<a href="http://www.lulu.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=585">http://www.lulu.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=585</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>busybeeman</strong> wrote: <p><font size="3"></font></p><p>, lest you be some jerk like Kramer (who never was a stand-up...he's a lay down). </p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hack/pants.jpg</p>