What sound d'ya make to announce you're on the Jon

[DolaMight]

<p>When you're sitting there helpless using the Bowl, and you realize you've forgotten to lock the door, what do you shout out or what sounds do you make to let the potential invader know you're there?</p><p>I've found in most cases people are so shocked that they usually just go &quot;Ohh Uhh&quot; or make some sort of coughing noise.&nbsp; Sometimes this is the case in Public washrooms when a door jiggler keeps on jiggling and can't seem to understand it's locked.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Wooo-hey!!!! theres someone, Yeah what the fuck!!!!</font>

[torker]

Hottubie wanna nover blumpkin?

[IamFogHat]

I'll say &quot;Just a minute!&quot; but it's always in a really worried, guilty voice.

[Marc with a c]

i purr

[FUNKMAN]

<p>the usual</p><p><font size="3">&quot; Hey!&nbsp; Does it look like I wiped good? &quot;</font></p>

[SatCam]

Can't a man jack off in a private stall without being bothered? Shit!

[Don Stugots]

<p>did that all come out of me?&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>grunting and the sounds of relief. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p></p><p><font><font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/69/topic/56399">What sound d'ya make to announce you're on the Jon</a></font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Oh, you fucking like that, Duploboy?&nbsp; Eh, legobitch?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font size="3" color="#000080">HOLY SHIT!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="3" color="#000080">Imagine the sound poor Jon must be making!!!</font></strong></p><table border="0" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td valign="middle" bgcolor="#adcad9"><span class="name"><font face="verdana" size="2" color="#000000"><strong>JustJon</strong></font></span> </td><td colspan="2" valign="top" bgcolor="#adcad9">&nbsp;</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td width="110" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails">Come to the dark side... <p>We have nachos...</p></span></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/freakouteyes2.gif" border="0" width="120" height="118" /></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/admin.gif" border="0" width="104" height="22" /> </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Posts:</strong> 18320 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Joined:</strong> Feb 2001</span></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 1-31-07 @ 8:32 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">What sound d'ya make to announce you're on the Jon</font></strong> </p><p><font size="4">&quot; Hey, What are you a fucking homo? &quot;</font></p>

[MrPink]

I let the sounds of my bowels do that for me.

[torker]

<strong>MrPink</strong> wrote:<br />I let the sounds of my bowels do that for me. Hidey ho.

[shittyhambrgers]

whoa whoa whoa whoa !

[Zorro]

wanna...squeeze in?

[pittphantoms]

Im more of an obnoxious... &quot;I'm in HERE!&quot;

[Midkiff]

<p>Wait, I got a groundbreaker for you guys... what I do is LOCK THE F**KING DOOR EVERY TIME! There is nothing more gay than a man who leaves the stall unlocked so some other fag can come in and see your junk. I just think how horrible it is if I walk in on somebody, so I prevent it from ever happening to me.</p><p>&nbsp;Kinda like Jimmy says on O&amp;A about OCD people- JUST STOP IT, A-HOLE!</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>When someone knocks, I just yell, &quot;Yo&quot;.</p>

[Chigworthy]

I pretend I'm asleep until they leave.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>When someone knocks, I just yell, &quot;Yo&quot;.</p><p>i find that very funny!</p><p>how about adding &quot; waddup &quot; to the end of that?</p>

[TheVHD]

I just go with... OCCUPIED!!! as soon as I hear a handle jiggle.

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Whoa whoa whoa!</p><p>This can't be a glory hole if we're in the same stall!</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>i sing:</p><p>plop plop fiz fiz oh what a relief it is. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[SinA]

<p>i don't <em>say</em> anything, just the&nbsp;80 decibel &quot;p-plott-t-t... per-plapp-p-p-p... sssss-tplop-lopp-s-s-preeep... plopp&quot; is enough</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i sing:</p><p>plop plop fiz fiz oh what a relief it is. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>I used to sing that as a kid!</p>

[Marc with a c]

i was in the pool! i was in the pool!

[Don Stugots]

i'm trying to use the phone.

[Marc with a c]

hey hey hey hey, what is going on here?

[PapaBear]

When I was a bartender, I'd often spend too much time in the stall, doing coke. If someone asked what was taking so long, I'd say, &quot;I'm reading&quot;.

[Hottub]

<p>Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore?</p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e8/250px-Phoebe_Cates_Fast_Times.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="163" /></p>

[TheVHD]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />When I was a bartender, I'd often spend too much time in the stall, doing coke. If someone asked what was taking so long, I'd say, &quot;I'm reading&quot;. <p>I noticed you said &quot;when I <strong>was</strong> a bartender...&quot; I hope that doesn't deter from you doing coke in stalls...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheVHD on 1-31-07 @ 10:42 PM</span>

[patsopinion]

stop fucking banging

[Jujubees2]

<font size="2">The smell is usually enough to keep most people away, even if the door is unlocked.&nbsp; If not, I just just clear my throat and say, &quot;Sorry but there's already two of us in here and there just no room for another&quot;.</font>&nbsp;

[Fezticle98]

<p>The combination of these two:<strong>&nbsp;</strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp;</strong></p> <p><strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br />I'll say &quot;Just a minute!&quot; but it's always in a really worried, guilty voice.</p><p><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:</p><p>Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore?</p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e8/250px-Phoebe_Cates_Fast_Times.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="163" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Furtherman]

OH MY GOD IT'S ANOTHER STILLBORN!

[MellySmelly]

GET OUTTA HERE YOU PERV! I'M CREATING A MASTERPIECE!

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">I caw, like a crow.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&quot;Caaaaw!!!! Caaaaw!!!!&quot;</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&quot;Caaaaw!!!! Caaaaw!!!!&quot;</font></em></strong></p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>THRRRUUUPPP</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[reillyluck]

ohhhhhhh.......thats where the other tampon went!

[Don Stugots]

does that have three eyes?&nbsp;

[Chigworthy]

&quot;Help me out and hand me the skidding tongs and a timberjack.&quot;

[Doctor Z]

I usually just wave my cock around and say &quot;Is this what you're looking for?&quot;

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />ohhhhhhh.......thats where the other tampon went! <p>When I was around 18/ 19 I used to dream about that. I used to dream that guys had periods and had to wear them. I would always wake up after I changed my ass tampon thinking &quot;WHAT THE FUCK&quot;!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>want to help me wipe?</p><p>could you rub my butt to help it come out easier?&nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

Hey I need some paper here....a little help....come on stop thrownin water you Mother fuc.....

[high fly]

<p><font size="2">When I am about to go drop mud, I like to rise quickly from my chair and shout in a commanding tone,</font></p><p><font size="2">&quot;Stand --- In the door!&quot;</font></p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

don't kno why, but i am the stereotype that exclaims, &quot;somebody's in here!&quot;&nbsp; why i dont yell &quot;occupied&quot; or taken or, &quot;i'm in here&quot; is beyond me.&nbsp; but i always yell,&quot; somebody's in here!&quot;&nbsp; maybe i am gay?

[Drunky McBetidont]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />ohhhhhhh.......thats where the other tampon went! <p>When I was around 18/ 19 I used to dream about that. I used to dream that guys had periods and had to wear them. I would always wake up after I changed my ass tampon thinking &quot;WHAT THE FUCK&quot;!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i used to dream that the girl i liked in 8th grade pulled ou a tampon and she had written my name on it.&nbsp; i am gay.</p>

[Febreeze]

I usually ask, did you ever want to give someone a rusty trombone? Because if you did, I'm your guy.

[Don Stugots]

cant you smell that?&nbsp;

[GwEnYpOo]

i shiver when i pee , i dont know why . . . .

[GwEnYpOo]

<strong>betidont</strong> wrote:<br />don't kno why, but i am the stereotype that exclaims, &quot;somebody's in here!&quot;&nbsp; why i dont yell &quot;occupied&quot; or taken or, &quot;i'm in here&quot; is beyond me.&nbsp; but i always yell,&quot; somebody's in here!&quot;&nbsp; maybe i am gay? <p>i say that too, now that i think about it , it really doesnt make much sense, why not say , hey!! gwen is in here !! or hey !! its me your talkin to!!</p>

[ANC]

<p><strong><font size="1">What sound d'ya make to announce you're on the Jon:</font></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="3">&quot;Hi Joker...............&quot;<br /><br /><img src="http://www.onebullettest.com/msgbrd/pyle.jpg" border="0" width="296" height="253" align="left" /></font></em></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by AnthonyNotCumia on 2-6-07 @ 4:56 PM</span>

[Matty_poo]

i just yell hey! or don't come in!....they always do though

[cougarjake13]

ususally i just say im taking a shit