View Full Version : The "Fuck Dallas" Thread!
Judge Smails
01-31-2007, 06:01 PM
<p><img src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/CowboysFumble.gif?t=1170305565" border="0" width="286" height="189" /></p><p> </p><span class="post_edited"></span><span class="post_edited"></span>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Judge Smails on 2-1-07 @ 2:55 PM</span>
cupcakelove
01-31-2007, 06:04 PM
Best thread ever. That gif should be on the front page.
Judge Smails
01-31-2007, 06:09 PM
<p><img src="http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/3133/kennedy8xs.jpg" border="0" width="280" height="316" /></p><p>You Bastards!</p>
Don Stugots
01-31-2007, 06:11 PM
couldnt he just have yelled "Do over!"?
TheVHD
01-31-2007, 06:11 PM
I'm a BRONCO fan so this doesn't affect me either way... that being said... FUCK THE COWBOYS!!!
burrben
01-31-2007, 06:22 PM
<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="2">I'm a BRONCO fan</font></strong> so this doesn't affect me either way... that being said... FUCK THE COWBOYS!!! <p>finally someone sensible on this board</p>
pittphantoms
01-31-2007, 06:30 PM
<p>Wait wait wait... I am not FROM Dallas (From Pittsburgh)... and I most certainly hate the Cowboys (Go Steelers!)... and I am very upset that JFK was taken from us...</p><p>But I currently live in Dallas, and to be honest, I kinda like it... </p><p>Does this made me a bad person?</p><p> </p>
Midkiff
01-31-2007, 06:33 PM
Dallas has good strippers and hookers. But in reference to sports, Dallas does indeed suck!
Judge Smails
01-31-2007, 06:33 PM
<strong>pittphantoms</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wait wait wait... I am not FROM Dallas (From Pittsburgh)... and I most certainly hate the Cowboys (Go Steelers!)... and I am very upset that JFK was taken from us...</p><p>But I currently live in Dallas, and to be honest, I kinda like it... </p><p>Does this made me a bad person?</p><p> </p><p>Yes.</p>
TheVHD
01-31-2007, 06:34 PM
<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="2">I'm a BRONCO fan</font></strong> so this doesn't affect me either way... that being said... FUCK THE COWBOYS!!! <p>finally someone sensible on this board</p><p>Brothers 4 life!!!</p><p><img src="http://www.crk.umn.edu/newsevents/notices01-02/CarlSpeckler.jpg" border="0" width="160" height="158" /></p>
Team_Ramrod
01-31-2007, 07:10 PM
<p>Yeah!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Fuck Dallas.</p>
PigShitIrish
01-31-2007, 07:35 PM
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/910/69292268qf4.jpg
Marc with a c
01-31-2007, 07:39 PM
<p>judge smails shot jr.</p><p> </p><p>i know it isnt funny, but for some reason i wanted to type it.</p><p>edit: and i'm not sure if it makes sense.</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Marc with a c on 1-31-07 @ 11:40 PM</span>
Jughead
01-31-2007, 07:42 PM
Damn I hope my BEAR'S dont muffffff a kick...FUCK DALLAS..teheheheheh <span class="post_edited"></span>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by jughead46041 on 1-31-07 @ 11:44 PM</span>
Judge Smails
01-31-2007, 07:49 PM
<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>judge smails shot jr.</p><p> </p><p>i know it isnt funny, but for some reason i wanted to type it.</p><p>edit: and i'm not sure if it makes sense.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Marc with a c on 1-31-07 @ 11:40 PM</span> <p>Shhhhhhhhhh!</p>
OtisCampbell
01-31-2007, 10:15 PM
<strong>jughead46041</strong> wrote:<br />Damn I hope my BEAR'S dont muffffff a kick <p>Did Grossman say "No Homo"?</p><p><img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/quochai/rex.jpg" border="0" alt="Grossman no homo?" title="Grossman no homo?" width="672" height="448" /></p><p> </p>
<p>Dallas has Aggie.</p><p>That's a very redeeming quality.</p>
AndyG
02-01-2007, 09:37 AM
<p>Lived in Dallas for a bit, still live in Texas, but moved to the backwoods to be with the hicks.</p><p> </p><p>The Good:</p><p> - Strip Joints</p><p> - Restaurants</p><p> - Cheap</p><p> - Hot women</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The Bad:</p><p> - Crime</p><p> - Stupid people</p><p> - Stupid yuppies </p><p> - Bullets that come through your kitchen walls</p><p> - Being "so scared of black people"</p><p> - Traffic</p><p> - Stupid people</p><p> - Fatty McFatfats</p><p> </p><p> </p>
yomudder21
02-01-2007, 09:49 AM
<font size="15">F DALLAS!</font>
Aggie
02-01-2007, 11:07 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Dallas has Aggie.</p><p>That's a very redeeming quality.</p><p>Aww, another reason why I love AJ. </p><p>I live there and I like it, however being a Giant fan since birth I am in enemy territory. I actually live a few blocks from Valley Ranch where I'm sure all of you have been seeing on ESPN everyday waiting for the coach announcement.</p><p>Here's my F Dallas contribution: </p><p><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong><font size="2">A seven-year-old boy was at the center of Dallas</font></strong><strong><font size="2"> courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. </font></strong></span></p><p><font face="Courier New" color="#000000"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'"><font size="2"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt,in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. </span></font><br /><br /><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. </span></font><br /><br /><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. </span></font><br /><br /><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was </span></font><br /><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. </span></font><br /><br /><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes, are not capable of beating anyone</span></font></font></span></font><font face="Courier New" size="2" color="#0080c0"><span style="color: #0080c0; font-family: 'Courier New'">.</span></font><font face="Courier New" color="#000000"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'"> </span></font></p><p><font face="Courier New" color="#000000"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'"><img src="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/06-06/0620gaffe_lett.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="298" /></span></font></p>
Ritalin
02-01-2007, 11:37 AM
<p><font size="7">Fuck Dallas</font></p><p>My brother lives in Frisco - a suburb of Dallas - where this happened (from NYT):</p><p>FRISCO, Tex., Sept. 28 — “Keep the ‘Art’ in ‘Smart’ and ‘Heart,’ ” Sydney McGee had posted on her Web site at Wilma Fisher Elementary School in this moneyed boomtown that is gobbling up the farm fields north of Dallas.<br /> <br /> But Ms. McGee, 51, a popular art teacher with 28 years in the classroom, is out of a job after leading her fifth-grade classes last April through the Dallas Museum of Art. One of her students saw nude art in the museum, and after the child’s parent complained, the teacher was suspended. </p><p><font size="7">So fuck Dallas.</font></p><p> </p>
ChimneyFish
02-01-2007, 11:39 AM
<strong>AndyG</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Lived in Dallas for a bit, still live in Texas, but moved to the backwoods to be with the hicks.</p><p> </p><p>The Good:</p><p> - Strip Joints</p><p> - Restaurants</p><p> - Cheap</p><p> - Hot women</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The Bad:</p><p> - Crime</p><p> - Stupid people</p><p> - Stupid yuppies </p><p> - Bullets that come through your kitchen walls</p><p> - Being "so scared of black people"</p><p> - Traffic</p><p> - Stupid people</p><p> - Fatty McFatfats</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">You forgot inbreds.</font></em></strong></p>
Freakshow
02-01-2007, 11:42 AM
http://www.informatik.uni-freiburg.de/~aka/ss98/Pic/fuenfteelement.jpg
He saved the universe. I can't really be mad at him.
Aggie
02-01-2007, 11:44 AM
<p>I've had the best of both worlds, Jersey and Texas.</p><p>I got this forward this morning, kinda funny.</p><p><span style="font-size: 12pt">Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?<br />A: The Cowboys.<br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt"> <br /></span><span style="font-size: 12pt">Q: What do the Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?<br />A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".<br /><br />Q: How do you keep the Cowboys out of your yard?<br />A: Put up goal posts.<br /><br />Q: Where do you go in <span style="background-position: 0% 0%; background-attachment: scroll">Dallas , Texas</span> , in case of a tornado?<br />A: Cowboy Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!<br /><br />Q: Why was the Tuna upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen?<br />A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between the Cowboys and a dollar bill?<br />A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.<br /><br />Q: What do the Cowboys and opossums have in common?<br />A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road.)</span></p>
<p>"Fuck <u>YOU</u>!"</p><p><img src="http://www.gearcritech.com/images/update092205_TheOutsiders06.JPG" border="0" width="420" height="236" /></p>
ralphbxny
02-01-2007, 12:06 PM
<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="7">Fuck Dallas</font></p><p>My brother lives in Frisco - a suburb of Dallas - where this happened (from NYT):</p><p>FRISCO, Tex., Sept. 28 — “Keep the ‘Art’ in ‘Smart’ and ‘Heart,’ ” Sydney McGee had posted on her Web site at Wilma Fisher Elementary School in this moneyed boomtown that is gobbling up the farm fields north of Dallas.<br /><br />But Ms. McGee, 51, a popular art teacher with 28 years in the classroom, is out of a job after leading her fifth-grade classes last April through the Dallas Museum of Art. One of her students saw nude art in the museum, and after the child’s parent complained, the teacher was suspended. </p><p><font size="7">So fuck Dallas.</font></p><p> </p><p>I did not agree till I read this...now I want them fucked by John Holmes.</p>
Aggie
02-01-2007, 12:08 PM
<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="7">Fuck Dallas</font></p><p>My brother lives in Frisco - a suburb of Dallas - where this happened (from NYT):</p><p>FRISCO, Tex., Sept. 28 — “Keep the ‘Art’ in ‘Smart’ and ‘Heart,’ ” Sydney McGee had posted on her Web site at Wilma Fisher Elementary School in this moneyed boomtown that is gobbling up the farm fields north of Dallas.<br /><br />But Ms. McGee, 51, a popular art teacher with 28 years in the classroom, is out of a job after leading her fifth-grade classes last April through the Dallas Museum of Art. One of her students saw nude art in the museum, and after the child’s parent complained, the teacher was suspended. </p><p><font size="7">So fuck Dallas.</font></p><p> </p><p>I did not agree till I read this...now I want them fucked by John Holmes.</p><p>Yeah, like no Northeast city has ever had idiot parents boycott books or art.</p>
#1FanofESD
02-01-2007, 01:48 PM
<p><br />For anyone on here who agrees with the 'Fuck Dallas' mentality I say this...</p><p> </p><p>GO FUCK YOURSELF!</p><p>Five time Super Bowl Champs! </p>
Judge Smails
02-01-2007, 02:12 PM
<strong>#1FanofESD</strong> wrote:<br /><p><br />For anyone on here who agrees with the 'Fuck Dallas' mentality I say this...</p><p> </p><p>GO FUCK YOURSELF!</p><p>Be careful what you say. This man isn't afraid of throwin' hands.</p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Ron_bennnington.jpg" border="0" width="275" height="200" /></p>
cougarjake13
02-01-2007, 02:19 PM
<p><strong><em><u><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="7">FUCK DALLAS HARD IN THE ASS</font></u></em></strong></p>
Tenbatsuzen
02-01-2007, 02:43 PM
<p><img src="http://www.tvland.com/shows/threescompany/images/actChar/actpic6.jpg" border="0" width="125" height="89" /></p><p>in the regal beagle.</p><p> </p>
DallasClark
02-01-2007, 03:13 PM
<p>WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU BITCHES?? FUCK DALLAS?? FUCK DALLAS????? NOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU.....</p><p> </p><p>I AM IN THE SUPER BOWL AND YOUR NOT</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font size="7">BITCHES!!!</font></p>
JamMaster
02-01-2007, 03:18 PM
<strong>#1FanofESD</strong> wrote:<br /><p><br />For anyone on here who agrees with the 'Fuck Dallas' mentality I say this...</p><p> </p><p>GO FUCK YOURSELF!</p><p>Five time Super Bowl Champs! </p><p>Yay....I am not alone!</p>
high fly
02-01-2007, 03:20 PM
<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><em><u><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="7">FUCK DALLAS HARD IN THE ASS</font></u></em></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font size="2">Whiya wanna go and give-em what they want?</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p> </p>
high fly
02-01-2007, 03:23 PM
<strong>#1FanofESD</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Five time Super Bowl Champs! </p><p> </p><p><font size="1">Yeah, but you're stuck with Terrell Owens.</font></p><p><font size="1">So that makes it even.</font></p><p><font size="1"></font></p>
weekapaugjz
02-01-2007, 09:21 PM
<strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Dallas has Aggie.</p><p>That's a very redeeming quality.</p><br /><p><font face="Courier New" color="#000000"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'"><img src="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/06-06/0620gaffe_lett.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="298" /></span></font></p><p>nice aggie, showing some don beebe love. oh i fucking hate dallas. why did they have to crush buffalo two years in a row?!? </p>
Furtherman
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