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The Blowhard
01-31-2007, 09:02 PM
<p>This Friday, the furry groundhog turns 41, and I would like to wish one of my best friends a very happy birthday. Back in the early days of the board, Gvac would post about country music, and once offered to hold a huge RF.net party on his property. I was convinced that the guy was a hick, clad in overalls and jamming in a jug band, a la Uncle Elmer of the WWF. When I finally met him in person, I was shocked: the guy had the look of a hardened criminal,someone who looked like&nbsp;a co-star with James Cagney in &quot;White Heat&quot;, the look of a total scumbag. Boy, was I wrong! Gvac is one of the most standup guys I have ever known, a guy you would go to war with, a total class act. Sure, his politics are to the right of Benito Mussolini and yes, he might be a homosexual, but when they made Gvac they broke the mold. So happy birthday buddy, have a great weekend, and no, I will not go out with you. Ladies, please be aggresive and ask HIM out, this gay phase must end!</p><p>And by the way, &quot;Crankcase&quot; is back! The boys are back together, so stay tuned for gig details!</p>

CofyCrakCocaine
01-31-2007, 09:13 PM
Happy birthday in advance Gvac. Are you going to be at Bar 9 on Friday?

Kevin
01-31-2007, 09:15 PM
Happy Birthday u crazy sum bitch. And no matter what... YOUR A BENGALS FAN!

Fat_Sunny
01-31-2007, 09:16 PM
<font size="2">Fat Is Very New Here, And He Is Also Right Wing Like Gvac, And Believes&nbsp;In Don't Ask Don't Tell, But He Did Take A Shine To Gvac Right Off The Bat, And Wishes Him A Very Happy Birthday!&nbsp;</font>

Team_Ramrod
01-31-2007, 09:18 PM
<p>Wow! Happy birthday my <em>Neighbour</em> to the south. Hope your day is full of <em>humour</em> and laughter and may you not be forced into any hard <em>labour</em>.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy Birthday!</p>

Judge Smails
01-31-2007, 09:20 PM
<p><strong><font size="3">Happy Birthday Budday!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.captaincapitalism.com/blogphotos/newyears/captainamerica.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="456" /></p>

PapaBear
01-31-2007, 09:21 PM
<p>Hell... If anyone deserves early Birthdays wishes, it's Gvac.</p><p>Happy Birthday!!!</p>

reeshy
02-01-2007, 12:38 AM
I don't care that you're gay...I still kind of like you....Happy Birthday, Greg!!!!

spoon
02-01-2007, 01:01 AM
Gvac happy birthday!&nbsp; And with a name with &quot;vac&quot; in it, you'll have a great gay birthday indeed.

Don Stugots
02-01-2007, 01:28 AM
blowhard took the words right out of my mouth.ÿ Happy Birthday greg.ÿ i hope its a great one and many more.ÿÿ

MHasegawa
02-01-2007, 01:42 AM
<p>haha youre old</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>have a good one, dude&nbsp;</p>

Poochie
02-01-2007, 01:55 AM
Happy Birthday you sexy, sexy man. Have a wonderful day!

Bulldogcakes
02-01-2007, 02:44 AM
Happy Birthday GVAC!

A.J.
02-01-2007, 03:41 AM
Happy birthday to my fellow Glimmer Twin!&nbsp; We WILL finally meet this year!

Marc with a c
02-01-2007, 04:49 AM
i like the gvac.&nbsp; have a good one budday.

Earlshog
02-01-2007, 05:00 AM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />blowhard took the words right out of my mouth.&nbsp; <p>ewwwwww</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy birthday budddday</p>

burrben
02-01-2007, 05:10 AM
happy early birthday

grlNIN
02-01-2007, 05:20 AM
<p>Happy Birthday!</p><p><img src="http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7316/0pbf22048bctodayismybirje1.gif" border="0" width="600" height="200" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by grlNIN on 2-1-07 @ 9:26 AM</span>

mendyweiss
02-01-2007, 05:22 AM
Mendy wishes you a great day !!!( I'm talking like the fat man now !!!)

Sunrisa
02-01-2007, 05:44 AM
<strong><font color="#ff0000">Happy Birthday, greggie</font></strong>

Tall_James
02-01-2007, 05:49 AM
<p>I've never liked you, you hatless scumbag.</p><p>SPOILER BIRTHDAY GREETING IN WHITE:</p><p><font size="7" color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">What, you thought there would be some sort of hack birthday wishes here?&nbsp; Get bent.</font></p><p><font size="3" color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">(Happy birthday pal)</font></p>

Reephdweller
02-01-2007, 05:53 AM
<p><img src="http://www.hwarangdo.net/school/pics/HalloweenAnnualParty/2004/CaptainA_thumb.jpg" border="0" width="100" height="104" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy Birthday!</p>

Aggie
02-01-2007, 05:54 AM
<p>Awww, you guys are such a cute couple, starting birthday threads for each other with sweet messages and whatnot. </p><p>Happy Birthday Gvac, I hope Blowhard gives you a night to remember! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="20" height="20" /></p>

JerseyRich
02-01-2007, 05:57 AM
<p>I couldn't remember if I got you something like this last year...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But this one is your favorite color...So I figured, What the Hell?!</p><p>Have a great Birthday Gregina!</p><p><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007N5DNY.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1109973721_.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="500" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

RoseBlood
02-01-2007, 06:05 AM
<p>Sheepy's 10K milestone should be in your birthday thread!</p><p>Happy Birthday Gvac!!!</p>

bobrobot
02-01-2007, 06:22 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000080">Happy Birthday to our beloved hatless wonder!!!&nbsp; U RAWK!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/guitcake.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="167" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Friday
02-01-2007, 06:26 AM
<p>I will say the&nbsp;appropriate words at midnight tonight and not a moment sooner.</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

sailor
02-01-2007, 06:29 AM
<font size="2">happy birthday, g-man!<br /></font>

Lumber
02-01-2007, 06:36 AM
Greg is a stand-up guy...Happy Berfday ya Farging Bastage!&nbsp;

FUNKMAN
02-01-2007, 07:00 AM
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I usually never like to come early but you are so goddamn handsome I couldn't resist...</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">and a helluva nice guy to boot</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Happy Birthday Budday!</font></p><p><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="4">Funk</font></p><p><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00006AW2K.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="240" /></p>

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-01-2007, 07:04 AM
<p><img src="http://holidaynotes.com/graphics/56130.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="531" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5"><strong><font color="#ff6600">HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG!!!!</font></strong></font> </p>

Dougie Brootal
02-01-2007, 07:05 AM
happy birthday you lovable old codger!

moochcassidy
02-01-2007, 07:13 AM
HAPPY BIRFDAY BIG DAWG!

Fallon
02-01-2007, 07:16 AM
<p>Happy Birthday Bro!</p><p><img src="http://www.mcilvanity.com/blogs/pix/happybdaygrandma.jpg" border="0" width="450" height="472" />&nbsp;</p>

El Mudo
02-01-2007, 07:44 AM
Happy birthday buddy!!

Gaia
02-01-2007, 07:48 AM
<p>Happy Birthday!!</p><p>I'm so very happy to be your friend.</p><p>It is very rare today to find someone with all of the qualities that make you so special, so Happy Birthday Greg.</p><p>Hope you get everything you ever wanted!!!!</p>

angelinad128
02-01-2007, 08:05 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Furtherman
02-01-2007, 08:05 AM
Feliz Navidad!!

undressa
02-01-2007, 08:14 AM
happy birthday to a great guy!!!!!!!!!!1<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" />

RF Godfather
02-01-2007, 09:25 AM
Happy Birthday bro Greg, long time man!

ralphbxny
02-01-2007, 11:07 AM
Happy b-day man!! Hope to see ya on friday!

MadMatt
02-01-2007, 11:18 AM
<p><font size="2" color="#000080"><strong>Happy Birthday Budday!</strong></font></p><p><font size="2" color="#000080"><strong><img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/FIP/HB-47-C~Happy-Birthday-Water-Skiers-Posters.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="250" />&nbsp;</strong></font></p><p><font size="2" color="#000080"><strong>I wish you all the best!</strong></font></p>

johnniewalker
02-01-2007, 11:30 AM
<h2 class="r"><a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;ct=res&amp;cd=14&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fprofile.mys pace.com%2Findex.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofi le%26friendid%3D81919450&amp;ei=ak3CRbSSLpz0iAHh3eHjCQ &amp;usg=__khMRIegI5KIqTsjWesfcak46oPg=&amp;sig2=gM7aQWFjw 39M8rgtDREh3w">www.myspace.com/<strong>gvac</strong></a></h2><p>You seem cool, happy birthday. &nbsp; I hope you accept my friend request.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

TheGameHHH
02-01-2007, 01:37 PM
<p>your presence on this board has made my six years here that much more enjoyable</p><p>happy birthday buddy!!&nbsp;</p>

lleeder
02-01-2007, 01:41 PM
<font size="3">Happy Birthday, I look foward to comming to you with more questions I need answered.</font>

Captain Rooster
02-01-2007, 02:21 PM
<p>Happy birthday! Take a vacation!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o295/LTRooster/cap_vs_tony.jpg

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Captain Rooster on 2-1-07 @ 6:22 PM</span>

spot
02-01-2007, 03:43 PM
Happy Birthday Gvac, and many more, sir.

Bossanova
02-01-2007, 03:56 PM
<p>Happy Birthday Gvac.</p><p>Cheers to the wisest man on the board.</p><p><img src="http://sternerson.com/2001/castro/StPauliGirlBeer.jpg" border="0" width="242" height="400" /></p>

zildjian361
02-01-2007, 04:33 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I usually never like to come early but you are so goddamn handsome I couldn't resist...</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">and a helluva nice guy to boot</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Happy Birthday Budday!</font></p><p><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="4">Funk</font></p><p><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00006AW2K.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="240" /></p>GVAC&nbsp; HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO YOU AND FUNK ARE MY BEST BOYS ON THE BOARD . <p>&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
02-01-2007, 04:38 PM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Happy Birthday Mr. Vac. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /></font></strong>

ThePointer
02-01-2007, 04:39 PM
<strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Awww, you guys are such a cute couple, starting birthday threads for each other with sweet messages and whatnot. </p><p>Happy Birthday Gvac, I hope Blowhard gives you a night to remember! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="20" height="20" /></p><p><font size="2">Aggie&nbsp; that is only the public side you see .</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">Happy Happy Birthday Greggie&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; May&nbsp; you have many more as you catch up to me </font></p>

WhistlePig
02-01-2007, 05:42 PM
Happy Birthday Gvac!!

http://www.runnerduck.com/images/groundhog3.jpg

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by WhistlePig on 2-1-07 @ 9:46 PM</span>

Kathleen From The Bronx
02-01-2007, 07:36 PM
<p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;&quot;Ehhhhh???&quot; I hear it's yer birthday! </font></p><p><img src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i263/traceymora/OYF0062.jpg" border="0" width="232" height="300" /></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">Happy Birthday G!!!!!!!!! You're the best.................OOOOOOOXOO</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p>

Frank Black
02-01-2007, 07:48 PM
Gvoc KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hapy birtday to yoou!!!!!!! you play gitar you ROCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you buyed me hot dogs at hard rockk an you buuy me beers remimber buddy have funnnnnnn! birtday and beers no druggs got that billy beeeers!!!!!!!!!!! chickees rockk!!!!!!!! fuzzy cutey silo nice assy misty newer chickees to!!!! dudeys like riche mickey d satguy jonny horn king ponter irish guuy bamtera mikee reeef duude NO druggs!!!!!!!!!!! beeers an chickees!!!!!!!!!!!!parteeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! gvoc I worked 711 on 9 come in free cofee for you and free slim jimm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see yo soon we PARTEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO DRUGGS billy ok koooool gvoc is KOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! drik beeers and chickees liked us!!!!!!!!! LAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go now work we partee sooner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come to 711 gvoc okay frree stuf LAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my dogg dead so sad but parteeee feeling better okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LAL!!!!!!!!!! free cofee at 711 you rockk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what rado staton is xm on thanking you duude!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jughead
02-01-2007, 07:55 PM
Crazy Talk....................Happy Birthday..R&amp;F.net Hall of Famer..Jug<strong>Frank Black</strong> wrote:<br />Gvoc KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hapy birtday to yoou!!!!!!! you play gitar you ROCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you buyed me hot dogs at hard rockk an you buuy me beers remimber buddy have funnnnnnn! birtday and beers no druggs got that billy beeeers!!!!!!!!!!! chickees rockk!!!!!!!! fuzzy cutey silo nice assy misty newer chickees to!!!! dudeys like riche mickey d satguy jonny horn king ponter irish guuy bamtera mikee reeef duude NO druggs!!!!!!!!!!! beeers an chickees!!!!!!!!!!!!parteeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! gvoc I worked 711 on 9 come in free cofee for you and free slim jimm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see yo soon we PARTEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO DRUGGS billy ok koooool gvoc is KOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! drik beeers and chickees liked us!!!!!!!!! LAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go now work we partee sooner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come to 711 gvoc okay frree stuf LAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my dogg dead so sad but parteeee feeling better okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LAL!!!!!!!!!! free cofee at 711 you rockk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what rado staton is xm on thanking you duude!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p>&nbsp;</p>

CruelCircus
02-02-2007, 01:45 AM
<p>Happy Birthday, Old Man!</p><p>Enjoy the hell out of it.</p><p>Now if only you weren't so rotten...</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Hottub
02-02-2007, 03:48 AM
<p>Now it's official!</p><p>Gvac, Happy Birthday buddy!! I hope you have a great one!!!</p>

Friday
02-02-2007, 06:36 AM
<p>Happy Birthday to the man who brought CASH back into my life for good!</p><p>Love u Greggy!&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
02-02-2007, 06:39 AM
<p>I was just talking about you the other day GVAC.&nbsp; Were your ears ringing?&nbsp; Don't worry, it was all good.</p><p>Happy Birthday bro.</p>

JerseyRich
02-02-2007, 06:59 AM
<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Happy Birthday to the man who brought CASH back into my life for good!</p><p>Love u Greggy! </p><p>&nbsp;You sonofabitch! When were you handing out money and why didn't I get any?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Friday. I'll be over later to enjoy some of Greg's cash with you. Where shall we go for dinner?&nbsp;</p>

RoseBlood
02-02-2007, 07:08 AM
<p>Uhh.. hey, this is the first birthday thread i've posted in..</p><p>don't you feel speeecial?!</p>

reillyluck
02-02-2007, 07:56 AM
<p>Happy Birthday Greg!!!!&nbsp; </p><p>http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/frydoystrchllnge/Picture3-1.png</p><p>Today's song will be...</p>

Gvac
02-02-2007, 08:30 AM
<p>I am honestly blown away by all of the responses in this thread.&nbsp; This crazy little community of ours here at RonFez.Net is unlike anything I've ever seen anywhere.&nbsp; I still can't believe how many good friends I've made (and continue to make) through this place.&nbsp; </p><p>A million heart-felt thanks to each and every one of you.&nbsp; You made your Uncle G's day. &nbsp;</p>

JPMNICK
02-02-2007, 08:35 AM
happy birthday budday!

FartyPneumonia
02-02-2007, 08:46 AM
Happy birthday Dude!

Crippler
02-02-2007, 08:46 AM
Happy Birthday, GVac.&nbsp; The boys start the show with a little AC/DC especially for you...you're kinda like famous or something!&nbsp; Hope it's a great day.

scorpion
02-02-2007, 11:52 AM
Happy Birthday Buddy&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

Basatak
02-02-2007, 02:20 PM
Happy Birthday, bro....hope it's a good one!&nbsp;

lintpit
02-02-2007, 03:21 PM
<p><font size="3">Happy birthday{repeat}</font></p><p><font size="3">sin and sor</font><font size="3">row and despair</font></p><p><font size="3">people dying everywhere</font></p><p><font size="3">Happy birthday{repeat}</font></p>

Gwen
02-02-2007, 03:25 PM
Happy Birthday, Greg!&nbsp; Hope you have a great one, I'll raise a beer to you tonight after the game (c:

Gvac
02-03-2007, 06:12 AM
<p>Never mind...I posted a Happy Birthday wish to Mooch in the wrong thread. </p><p>One of these days I'll figure this crazy &quot;internet&quot; thing out.&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gvac on 2-3-07 @ 10:14 AM</span>

Leadbottom
02-03-2007, 03:21 PM
Happy Birthday to a really cool dude!<br />