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mikeyboy
02-01-2007, 11:42 AM
<p>On the show, they mentioned that Anderson Cooper got described as the &quot;Paris Hilton of journalism&quot;.</p><p>Who are the Paris Hiltons in different areas of entertainment, sports, life, etc.?</p><p>Since many callers didn't seem to get the bit, I'll elaborate.&nbsp; Being the &quot;Paris Hilton&quot; means that person is showy and omnipresent without any real skills or talents.</p>

MadMatt
02-01-2007, 11:44 AM
<p>Al Roker is the Paris Hilton of Meteorologists.</p>

Aggie
02-01-2007, 11:49 AM
Jason Sehorn was the Paris Hilton of Safetys.

keithy_19
02-01-2007, 11:50 AM
Earl is the paris hilton of producers.

Furtherman
02-01-2007, 11:52 AM
Pink is the Paris Hilton of Singing A Football Night Theme Song

A.J.
02-01-2007, 11:54 AM
<p>Sheryl Crow is the Paris Hilton of tribute shows.</p><p>Sharon Stone is the Paris Hilton of awards shows.</p>

Earlshog
02-01-2007, 11:57 AM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>On the show, they mentioned that Anderson Cooper got described as the &quot;Paris Hilton of journalism&quot;.</p><p>Who are the Paris Hiltons in different areas of entertainment, sports, life, etc.?</p><p>Since many callers didn't seem to get the bit, I'll elaborate.&nbsp; Being the &quot;Paris Hilton&quot; means that person is showy and omnipresent without any real skills or talents.</p><p>I didn't hear the show... I am assuming by &quot;many callers didn't get the bit&quot; you mean they should have saved this bit for Free FM...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Jeff Weaver is the Paris Hilton of professional baseball... his talent level is mediocre at best... he fails and continues to get big money...&nbsp; his younger sibling will soon outshine him</p>

Jughead
02-01-2007, 11:57 AM
<img src="http://mud.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3606281241" border="0" />Is the Paris Hilton Of Pop Corn....

ralphbxny
02-01-2007, 12:07 PM
Elvis and JV Paris of Free FM

moochcassidy
02-01-2007, 12:13 PM
<p>wkj said the paris hilton of rf.net is irish alkey</p><p>i disagreed and told him to wise up...i was disgusted&nbsp;</p>

riverofpiss
02-01-2007, 12:17 PM
George W. Bush the Paris Hilton of Presidents.

Sleeves
02-01-2007, 12:18 PM
<p>At this particular moment in time, the United States might be the Paris Hilton of the earth.</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p>

MadMatt
02-01-2007, 12:20 PM
<strong>Sleeves</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At this particular moment in time, the United States might be the Paris Hilton of the earth.</p><p>Wow - that stings!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You are right, but it still stings...</p>

PapaBear
02-01-2007, 12:26 PM
Clay H. Wilson is the Paris Hilton of dolly grips.

RoseBlood
02-01-2007, 12:27 PM
<p>Anna Kornikouva is the Paris Hilton of Tennis Opens.</p><p>Ben Affleck is the Paris Hilton of Academy Award Winners.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by RoseBlood on 2-1-07 @ 4:29 PM</span>

Aggie
02-01-2007, 12:30 PM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br />Anna Kornikouva is the Paris Hilton of Tennis Opens. <p>Good one, I can't stand her! At least Sharipova has won two majors already and I think she's more attractive. </p>

Furtherman
02-01-2007, 12:30 PM
<strong>Sleeves</strong> wrote:<br /><p>At this particular moment in time, the United States might be the Paris Hilton of the earth.</p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yikes.&nbsp; I think you're right!</p>

TheVHD
02-01-2007, 12:39 PM
Peyton Manning is the Paris Hilton of <strong><em><u>ALL TIME GREAT QUATERBACKS!!!</u></em></strong>

Fat_Sunny
02-01-2007, 12:42 PM
<font size="2">Opie Is The Paris Hilton Of Radio Talk Show Hosts!</font>

Team_Ramrod
02-01-2007, 12:47 PM
<p>Mike Vanderjagt is/was the Paris Hilton of NFL kickers.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I had a chick who fucked like Paris. I had to pour cold water on her to get her moving. I hate Paris.</p><p>Tell me this, Why Princess Di?</p>

KennethC
02-01-2007, 12:49 PM
Paris is the Paris Hilton of European cities. Furthermore, I believe the Paris Hilton is the Paris Hilton of European hotels.

MadMatt
02-01-2007, 01:18 PM
<p>Jerry is the Paris Hilton of Astronomer-Ghost Wrier-Photoshoppers.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Luv 'ya Jer...</p>

PapaBear
02-01-2007, 01:38 PM
<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jerry is the Paris Hilton of Astronomer-Ghost Wrier-Photoshoppers.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Luv 'ya Jer...</p><p>Actually, Jerry is more&nbsp;of an&nbsp;Amelia Earhart these days.</p>

Judge Smails
02-01-2007, 01:46 PM
<p>Nikki Hilton is the Paris Hilton of Paris Hiltons.</p><p><img src="http://www.lumana.com/2006issues/January/week2/03.gif" border="0" width="243" height="375" /></p>

lleeder
02-01-2007, 01:52 PM
<font size="3">I liked the caller that said Fez ws the Paris Hilton of Diner Protests. I think Wonder Woman is the Paris Hilton of Super Heros. New Jersey is the Paris Hilton of the Tri-state area.&nbsp;Herman's Hermits&nbsp;were the Paris Hilton of the British Invasion.</font>

Hottub
02-01-2007, 01:55 PM
<p>Rachel Rey is the Paris of Daytime TV</p><p>Hottub is the Paris of Moderators</p>

Kevin
02-01-2007, 01:56 PM
<p>Mikeyboy is the Paris Hilton of American Idol correspondents.</p>

Don Stugots
02-01-2007, 01:56 PM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">&nbsp; New Jersey is the Paris Hilton of the Tri-state area.&nbsp; <br /></font><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Horsepants is the paris hilton of ronfez.net&nbsp;</p>

SinA
02-01-2007, 01:58 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>American is the Paris Hilton of cheeses.</p>

FezPaul
02-01-2007, 04:29 PM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Dane Cook is the Paris Hilton of comedy.</font></strong>

Landblast
02-01-2007, 04:32 PM
Vista is the Paris Hilton of OSX

FreshJ
02-01-2007, 04:57 PM
Cosmopolitan is the Paris Hilton of Magazines...

sailor
02-01-2007, 04:59 PM
<strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br />Anna Kornikouva is the Paris Hilton of Tennis Opens. <p>Good one, I can't stand her! At least Sharipova has won two majors already and I think she's more attractive. </p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">sharapova's way hotter.<br /></font></p>

RoseBlood
02-01-2007, 05:08 PM
<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br />Anna Kornikouva is the Paris Hilton of Tennis Opens. <p>Good one, I can't stand her! At least Sharipova has won two majors already and I think she's more attractive. </p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">sharapova's way hotter.<br /></font></p><p>and more vocal too.</p>

led37zep
02-01-2007, 05:18 PM
<p>Paris Hilton is the Paris Hilton of Paris Hilton.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thank you.&nbsp;</p>

Bulldogcakes
02-01-2007, 05:45 PM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br />Anna Kornikouva is the Paris Hilton of Tennis Opens. <p>Good one, I can't stand her! At least Sharipova has won two majors already and I think she's more attractive. </p><p> <font size="2">sharapova's way hotter.<br /></font></p><p>and more vocal too.</p>Oh yeah. I watch Ladies tennins just for the short skirts and the grunts. &nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

BLZBUBBA
02-01-2007, 05:59 PM
That stuff Earl played during the F.R.E.D. segment was the Paris Hilton of CHEAP TRICK recordings.&nbsp; What was that crap?&nbsp; He couldn't have been serious.&nbsp; Hey Earl....Do they cover DREAM POLICE as well...or &nbsp;just get pulled over by them?&nbsp;I hope Bun E. Carlos didn't hear that mess or he'd take&nbsp;his drumsticks and shove them in his ears.&nbsp; &nbsp;

Gaia
02-01-2007, 08:46 PM
<p>In candy, Yellow Mike &amp; Ike's are the Paris Hilton of....Mike &amp; Ike's</p><p>Budwieser is the Paris Hilton of beer. </p><p>Fred Durst is the Paris Hilton of that whole rap/rock thingy. </p>

Kevin
02-01-2007, 08:55 PM
<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br />Anna Kornikouva is the Paris Hilton of Tennis Opens. <p>Good one, I can't stand her! At least Sharipova has won two majors already and I think she's more attractive. </p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">sharapova's way hotter.<br /></font></p><p>In what fucking planet?? Earth 5? Sharapova is not even in Kornikova's galaxy. Sharapova is a fucking board with a pretty face.</p>

patsopinion
02-01-2007, 11:48 PM
<p>http://www.sharapova.org.uk/graphics/gallery/Maria_sharapova_paparazzi_nude.jpg</p><p>^sfw.. almost</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.graffitipress.it/Sport/20050510TennisFemmSH/sharapova_04_9211_std.jpg" border="0" alt="http://www.graffitipress.it/Sport/20050510TennisFemmSH/sharapova_04_9211_std.jpg" /></p><p><img src="http://maria-sharapova-news.newslib.com/img/logo/1331.jpg" border="0" alt="http://maria-sharapova-news.newslib.com/img/logo/1331.jpg" /><br /><br />nsfw<br />http://www.outofrange.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/anna-kournikova.jpg</p><p><img src="http://www.totalno.co.yu/Anna%20Kournikova/Anna%20Kournikova.jpg" border="0" alt="http://www.totalno.co.yu/Anna%20Kournikova/Anna%20Kournikova.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />now that thats over with</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>the rider is the ph of esd bits&nbsp;</p>

Deadshot87
02-02-2007, 09:42 AM
Fez is the Paris Hilton of the homeless

blakjeezis
02-02-2007, 10:06 AM
David Beckham is the Paris Hilton of England captains.

BoondockSaint
02-02-2007, 07:25 PM
Kevin is the Paris Hilton of Yankee fans.

Kevin
02-02-2007, 07:28 PM
<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />Kevin is the Paris Hilton of Yankee fans. <p>If you mean i am a rich whore... Then you are correct sir!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Kevin on 2-2-07 @ 11:36 PM</span>

SinA
02-02-2007, 08:21 PM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>American is the Paris Hilton of cheeses.</p><p>come on people, that is a good one!</p>

BoondockSaint
02-02-2007, 08:31 PM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>American is the Paris Hilton of cheeses.</p><p>come on people, that is a good one!</p><p>Actually, Cheez Whiz is.</p>

FezPaul
02-02-2007, 08:34 PM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>American is the Paris Hilton of cheeses.</p><p>come on people, that is a good one!</p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hack/BisVos.gif</p>

LimeJohnny
02-02-2007, 08:57 PM
Even though I have two of his albums, John Mayer is the Paris Hilton of guitar heroes.

FezPaul
02-02-2007, 09:12 PM
<strong>led37zep</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Paris Hilton is the Paris Hilton of Paris Hilton.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thank you.&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I liked it.</font></strong></p>

Kevin
02-04-2007, 01:47 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>American is the Paris Hilton of cheeses.</p><p>come on people, that is a good one!</p><p><img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hack/BisVos.gif" border="0" width="313" height="494" /></p><p>Rich Vos. the Paris Hilton of Comics.</p>

patsopinion
02-07-2007, 12:04 PM
<p><img src="http://media.marketwire.com/attachments/200603/TN-248494_Ryan_Headshot_RT.jpg" border="0" alt="http://media.marketwire.com/attachments/200603/TN-248494_Ryan_Headshot_RT.jpg" /></p><p><img src="http://www.eluniverso.com/especiales/2004/missuniverso2004/fotos/foto_billibush.jpg" border="0" alt="http://www.eluniverso.com/especiales/2004/missuniverso2004/fotos/foto_billibush.jpg" /> </p>

Knowledged_one
02-07-2007, 12:06 PM
my job is me.&nbsp; I am lazy think i am entitled and want all the money and dont know a whole lot for what i do