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PapaBear
02-01-2007, 06:53 PM
<p>Funny as shit!</p><p>Sarah... Will you marry me?</p>

Doctor Z
02-01-2007, 06:59 PM
<p>Sorry, but she's already banging this guy:</p><p><img src="http://www.comedycentral.com/images/ccmovies/people/headshots/k/Kimmel_Jimmy.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="215" />&nbsp;</p>

PapaBear
02-01-2007, 07:02 PM
<strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry, but she's already banging this guy:</p><p><img src="http://www.comedycentral.com/images/ccmovies/people/headshots/k/Kimmel_Jimmy.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="215" />&nbsp;</p><p>People have been known to die.</p>

burrben
02-01-2007, 07:03 PM
funny stuff. but her some reason i found her sister more attractive

lintpit
02-01-2007, 07:06 PM
<a href="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiFRuMJFTN8AvwWJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBkaXB0Zmt 1BHBvcwMyMARzZWMDc3I-/SIG=1gb89i04s/EXP=1170475473/**http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Ffr%3Dvz-imp%26tab%3DImages%26p%3Dsarah%2Bsilverman&amp;w=100&amp;h =140&amp;imgurl=badadvice.typepad.com%2Fmy_weblog%2Fim ages%2Fsilverman.jpg&amp;rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbadadvice.t ypepad.com%2Fmy_weblog%2F2005%2F11%2Fsay_no_to_sar ah.html&amp;size=51.3kB&amp;name=silverman.jpg&amp;p=sarah+sil verman&amp;type=jpeg&amp;no=20&amp;tt=1,820&amp;oid=fe31afb96e10ad e0&amp;ei=UTF-8"><img src="http://re3.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2755055035" border="0" alt="Go to fullsize image" title="http://badadvice.typepad.com/my_weblog/2005/11/say_no_to_sarah.html" width="110" height="146" /></a>&nbsp;Sarah Silverman ...HOT and HOT

Marc with a c
02-01-2007, 07:13 PM
cmon sheepy this thread should bring you out.

Doctor Z
02-01-2007, 07:22 PM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry, but she's already banging this guy:</p><p><img src="http://www.comedycentral.com/images/ccmovies/people/headshots/k/Kimmel_Jimmy.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="215" /> </p><p>People have been known to die.</p><p>Fair point.</p><p>I saw her at The Grove in L.A. once.&nbsp; She's even hotter in person.&nbsp;</p>

cougarjake13
02-02-2007, 05:25 AM
<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />funny stuff. but her some reason i found her sister more attractive <p>who's her sister ??? any pics </p>

yomudder21
02-02-2007, 05:43 AM
<p>My chick and I watched her show last night and did think it was really funny.&nbsp; We did agree though that it was so dry (as is all her comedy) that the hamneggers just won't get it and it won't survive.</p><p>I give the show two thumbs up!&nbsp;</p>

mendyweiss
02-02-2007, 05:44 AM
And you know what they say about jewish girls, they can suck the chrome off a bumper !!

Death Metal Moe
02-02-2007, 05:52 AM
<p>She is one cute little Jewess.</p><p><img src="http://www.jossip.com/gossip/200511-heebsilverman.jpg" border="0" width="308" height="400" /></p>

Fallon
02-02-2007, 09:08 AM
Very very funny. She's one of the few people I'll DVR every talk show she's on.

Furtherman
02-02-2007, 09:14 AM
I heart her so much.

Cleophus James
02-02-2007, 11:59 AM
<p>I think it is going to grow a lot better too.</p><p><img src="http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman-crotch_02.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="522" />&nbsp;</p>

TheMojoPin
02-02-2007, 12:12 PM
<p>Nice slab of rump...but man, look at them hairy arms.</p>

Death Metal Moe
02-02-2007, 12:15 PM
Her arm hair concerns me very little.

Drunky McBetidont
02-02-2007, 12:36 PM
<p>been a big fan of hers from day one.&nbsp; i was suprised when she hooked up with kimmel, but he has a nice contract and i guess he was married to a monster when he met her.&nbsp; she was also really&nbsp;funny on&nbsp;comedy centrals roast of william shatner.&nbsp; she is very funny and extremely hot.&nbsp;i thought the new show ws great but agree that it might be too dry for the hayseeds.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.comedycentral.com/images/ccmovies/people/headshots/k/Kimmel_Jimmy.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="215" /></p><p>she will be single soon, he is rounding the corner of cirrhosis blvd.&nbsp; he will either puss out and enter rehab or drink himself to an early grave, either way, she is gonna be around for a long time.</p><p><!--EndFragment--></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

SinA
02-02-2007, 12:41 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>when she first broke out on snl years ago i thought she was really funny and hot.&nbsp; somehow her appearance and her act have not changed at all in over a decade.&nbsp; i'm bored now.</p><p>comedy central putting up a sarah silverman show seems to me like it's sticking to that unfunny comedic circle of her, jimmy kimmel, artie lang, the blue collar guys... and crap like that.&nbsp; they have a&nbsp;bunch of good shows, but there&nbsp;are so much more great&nbsp;things going on in comedy that they don't explore.</p>

Fezticle98
02-02-2007, 12:43 PM
<strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My chick and I watched her show last night and did think it was really funny.&nbsp; We did agree though that it was so dry (as is all her comedy) that the hamneggers just won't get it and it won't survive.</p><p>I give the show two thumbs up!&nbsp;</p><p>She definitely has a great deadpan delivery. </p><p>The show was pretty damn funny. Her sister was pretty cute, but no Sarah. Has there ever been a more&nbsp;underutilized talent on SNL than Sarah Silverman?</p>

Drunky McBetidont
02-02-2007, 01:02 PM
<strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My chick and I watched her show last night and did think it was really funny.&nbsp; We did agree though that it was so dry (as is all her comedy) that the hamneggers just won't get it and it won't survive.</p><p>I give the show two thumbs up!&nbsp;</p><p>She definitely has a great deadpan delivery. </p><p>The show was pretty damn funny. Her sister was pretty cute, but no Sarah. Has there ever been a <strong>more&nbsp;underutilized talent</strong> on SNL than Sarah Silverman?</p><p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798971/">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798971/</a>&nbsp; she has had an impressive career.</p><p><strong>93-94</strong> were grim years for snl.&nbsp; she was 23 (kinda young)&nbsp; but yes she was never used well.&nbsp; jay mohr could tell you stories about snl and underutilization too.</p>

narc
02-02-2007, 01:30 PM
<strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry, but she's already banging this guy:</p><p><img src="http://www.comedycentral.com/images/ccmovies/people/headshots/k/Kimmel_Jimmy.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="215" /> </p><p>&nbsp;No she isn't. She hasn't been for a few years now.&nbsp;</p><p>Guy I know from college hit it. I'm jealous.</p><p>Her show I thought was meh. There were some okay moments, but I sort of thought some of it was a little self-indulgent, which usually happens when you have &quot;The <u>X</u> Show&quot; </p>

Fallon
02-02-2007, 09:31 PM
<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry, but she's already banging this guy:</p><p><img src="http://www.comedycentral.com/images/ccmovies/people/headshots/k/Kimmel_Jimmy.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="215" /> </p><p> No she isn't. She hasn't been for a few years now. </p><p>Guy I know from college hit it. I'm jealous.</p><p>Her show I thought was meh. There were some okay moments, but I sort of thought some of it was a little self-indulgent, which usually happens when you have &quot;The <u>X</u> Show&quot; </p><p>&nbsp;She's still with Jimmy. Everytime she's on his show they kiss and whatnot. </p>

PapaBear
02-02-2007, 10:05 PM
<p>I repeat... People have been known to die.</p>

Doctor Manhattan
02-03-2007, 11:49 AM
<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />funny stuff. but her some reason i found her sister more attractive <p>who's her sister ??? any pics </p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Her sister is played by Laura Silverman, Sarah's real sister: </font><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798938/"><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798938/</font></a></p>

lleeder
02-03-2007, 12:30 PM
<strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />funny stuff. but her some reason i found her sister more attractive <p>who's her sister ??? any pics </p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Her sister is played by Laura Silverman, Sarah's real sister: </font><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798938/"><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798938/</font></a></p><p><font size="3">I loved her as Dr. Katz receptionist. Bring back squigglevision.</font></p>

lintpit
02-03-2007, 12:34 PM
one of the sexiest women on tv today. loooove saraaaahh

narc
02-03-2007, 12:36 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry, but she's already banging this guy:</p><p><img src="http://www.comedycentral.com/images/ccmovies/people/headshots/k/Kimmel_Jimmy.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="215" /> </p><p> No she isn't. She hasn't been for a few years now. </p><p>Guy I know from college hit it. I'm jealous.</p><p>Her show I thought was meh. There were some okay moments, but I sort of thought some of it was a little self-indulgent, which usually happens when you have &quot;The <u>X</u> Show&quot; </p><p> She's still with Jimmy. Everytime she's on his show they kiss and whatnot. </p><p>&nbsp;That doesn't necessarily mean they're still together. I'm not sure they are. The guy that I know who fucked her did it after she and Jimmy supposedly started dating.&nbsp; </p>

ChrisTheCop
02-03-2007, 01:22 PM
<p>I tuned in and really liked the show. I laughed alot. I dig that she's half a retard. It's one of those shows, however, thats a little hard to recommend to friends.&nbsp;</p><p>Sarah Silverman is one of those names that always pops up when u try to think of funny women. As far as I can recall my list begins and ends with her.</p><p>And whats the deal with Jimmy KImmel's eyes? Not just in that pic, but on his show...is he trying to be more asian? I dont remember them being like that on the Man Show. But hey, everyone knows, Sarah loves Chinks.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

PapaBear
03-07-2007, 08:53 PM
OH SHIT!!! She just banged God!

spoon
03-07-2007, 09:04 PM
<p>I've noticed she can't mention poop without song!&nbsp; I love it.&nbsp; &quot;I wish the retarded to be resmarted.&quot;</p>

PapaBear
03-07-2007, 09:24 PM
BTW... Was that Hiro from Heroes as the store clerk, or do they all just look the same to me?

FMJeff
03-07-2007, 09:36 PM
I think she's really fucking funny but the show is really hit or miss for me. There can be periods of agonizing writing and moment of pure brilliance, but the moments don't balance out the bad stuff. All in all I think the show is not consistently funny enough throughout each episode to sustain interest, like say 30 Rock is. 30 Rock, IMHO, is the most perfect comedy I've ever seen on television.&nbsp;&nbsp;

TheMojoPin
03-08-2007, 05:12 AM
<strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br />30 Rock, IMHO, is the most perfect comedy I've ever seen on television.&nbsp;&nbsp; <p>Wow.</p><p>It's funny, but I can't get that behind a show where you remove just one character (OK, maybe two)&nbsp;and it'll suck total ass.</p>

angrymissy
03-08-2007, 06:15 AM
Her whole shtick gets old for me after a while, but the gay guys last week with the Tab was hysterical

Fallon
03-08-2007, 08:32 AM
That was a short season, but I enjoyed it a lot. Sarah is one of my favorite people.

TheMojoPin
03-08-2007, 08:43 AM
<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br />Her whole shtick gets old for me after a while, but the gay guys last week with the Tab was hysterical <p>Yeah, the Tab storyline was what really won me over.&nbsp; What a fuckin' classic.&nbsp; And I just like them being &quot;big, orange and gay.&quot;</p>

raulfd4
03-08-2007, 10:07 AM
<p>wow...disappointed in my buddays here...thought this was gonna be a sarah silverman bash thread.</p><p>her show is not funny.&nbsp; i know this sounds stupid, but i gave it SEVERAL chances even though i never finished a full episode.&nbsp; she is funny as a talking head, giving little snippets of jokes to shows like best week ever and the like.&nbsp; BUT she doesn't deserve her own show.&nbsp; she can thank jimmy kimmel for that. i don't recall laughing out loud even once.</p><p>i like jewish girls as much as the next guy.&nbsp; dated a few of them.&nbsp; but this girl is a GOON.&nbsp; totally undesirable.</p><p><img src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/toronto/toronto_film_festival_2005_portrait_studio_photos/sarah_silverman/toronto05v.jpg" border="0" width="271" height="400" />&nbsp; = hot?&nbsp; please.&nbsp; why don't i see pics of sarah in the hot chic pic game?&nbsp; because she isn't hot!&nbsp; c'mon fellas.&nbsp; we can all do better than to think this girl is funny or attractive.</p>

Doctor Manhattan
03-08-2007, 01:57 PM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />BTW... Was that Hiro from Heroes as the store clerk, or do they all just look the same to me? <p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">It was Masi Oka (Hiro) </font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">He filmed that episode before joining the cast of Heroes. He was supposed to be a different character every episode but couldn't due to Heroes</font></p>

Ritalin
03-08-2007, 02:50 PM
<p>I watched last night's episode, first time watching the show, and I was strangely hypnotized. I have to admit, I'm a little jealous of her. She's pretty hot most of the time, and she IS funny. It could be funnier, but I can't hate. She's got it going on right now.</p>&lt;&gt;I'll be interested to see where she goes with it from here. <br />

sailor
10-01-2007, 03:59 PM
can't wait for the new season of bar 9 celeb brian posehn's show.

http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/thesarahsilvermanprogram/thesarahsilvermanprogram5.jpg

Axem Red
10-01-2007, 04:20 PM
She's cute and all, but I've never found her act or her show very funny. I gave her show a chance but just couldn't get into it.

fezident
10-02-2007, 07:28 PM
I think she's f'cking hilarious. Totally unique delivery and... one of the few female comics that doesn't just do boyfriend humor. And men vs. women humor.
"Men NEVER ask for directions! I mean.. what's the deal?"

She's lightyears beyond THAT tripe.


I just got tix to see her at Carnegie Hall in a few weeks. Good times.

TheGameHHH
10-02-2007, 07:45 PM
Her whole shtick gets old for me after a while, but the gay guys last week with the Tab was hysterical

I just watched the Tab episode and that sub-plot was absolutely hysterical. I'm glad someone else agrees with me that the whole Tab bit was funny.

TheMojoPin
10-02-2007, 08:35 PM
I just watched the Tab episode and that sub-plot was absolutely hysterical. I'm glad someone else agrees with me that the whole Tab bit was funny.

Funniest thing whole season...it kills me whenever I see it.

I actually really like everyone on the show...except Sarah.

Fallon
10-03-2007, 08:58 AM
I think she's f'cking hilarious. Totally unique delivery and... one of the few female comics that doesn't just do boyfriend humor. And men vs. women humor.
I agree. But I looooove when she rips on Jimmy.

danner1515
10-03-2007, 06:49 PM
"Too dry for the hayseeds?" That show is about as subtle as a kick in the balls. It's also really annoying. I appreciate Sarah Silverman not doing the typical watered-down female comedian act, but I just don't think she's very funny. It's as if someone set out to write a bunch of patently "offensive" jokes but didn't know how to actually make them funny. Not everybody can pull off a South Park.

Bossanova
10-03-2007, 06:49 PM
I love this goddamn show

Snoogans
10-03-2007, 06:50 PM
I'm glad the horse matches her outfit cause if I keep hearing it the horse might get lodged in her ass

Doogie
10-03-2007, 06:57 PM
Goddamn, this is some funny ass shit. It is so silly it rocks. I love their ode to Lord of the Rings and D&D too. Hilarious!!!

paulisded
10-03-2007, 07:11 PM
I'm in love with her sister.

Slumbag
10-03-2007, 07:20 PM
Dude, "Babies should say Goo, not become it".
I had to text that line to a buddy of mine.
And yes, TOTALLY in love with Sarah's sister.

Doctor Manhattan
10-18-2007, 08:51 AM
I really don't mind racial humor. So I am not saying she went over the line with the blackface.

But you should make it funny.

I did not find anything about the show funny. I'm out. Good thing too. I am trying to cut down on the number of TV shows I am watching.

Marc with a c
10-18-2007, 08:55 AM
"did you eat a fart?"

Fallon
10-18-2007, 08:59 AM
I really don't mind racial humor. So I am not saying she went over the line with the blackface.

But you should make it funny.

I did not find anything about the show funny. I'm out. Good thing too. I am trying to cut down on the number of TV shows I am watching.

The black guy dressed like a Jew had me cracking up.

Doctor Z
10-18-2007, 09:00 AM
I caught this show for the first time the other day after South Park, only to learn that it's horribly unfunny.

TheGameHHH
10-18-2007, 09:01 AM
the sub plots with the gay guys continue to crack me up.

TheMojoPin
10-18-2007, 05:33 PM
the sub plots with the gay guys continue to crack me up.

Yeah, and I always like Laura and the cop...like I said before, I find everyone on the show hilarious except for Sarah.

Chris from TX
10-19-2007, 07:36 AM
the sub plots with the gay guys continue to crack me up.

If the show were only about the big orange gay neighbors, I would still watch.

tele7
01-31-2008, 08:39 PM
Anyone catch the "I'm fucking Matt Damon" clip on Kimmel tonight.

Tall_James
02-01-2008, 06:49 AM
This was on Kimmel last night....

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Furtherman
02-01-2008, 08:33 AM
Hystercial. Love her... and Damon is great in that too.

NortonRules
02-01-2008, 08:48 AM
I like her. I thought her show was funny at first, but I lost interest. It's not that funny. I don't even DVR it anymore. Is it still on?
I think Brian Posehn (spelling?) is very funny.

Fallon
07-14-2008, 01:46 PM
She's single fellas! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080714/ap_en_tv/people_kimmel_silverman_2)

mikeyboy
07-14-2008, 01:52 PM
So who's to blame? Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?

Furtherman
07-14-2008, 02:27 PM
Bummer. They were a model for hot chicks with normal guys. I guess I'll just add her to my stalking list. Right behind Fallon.

Willmore
07-14-2008, 03:08 PM
The one thing I never understand is why Sarah Silverman is always overrated in the hotness department.

Sure, she's a solid 7, and her humor makes her that much more attractive as a woman, but it doesn't make her hotter. If she didn't have a sense of humor, or a TV show, she'd be just a bit above average. And in LA, she'd be below average.

Still, if she was only a 7, with no sense of humor, Jimmy Kimmel lucked out with her, and now, apparently lost the only hot chick he was liable to get. Although, I'm sure there are chubby-chasers even in Hollywood. Someone has to fuck the John Goodmans of this world.

fezident
07-14-2008, 04:50 PM
Sarah Silverman.
Soooo hot. Want to touch the heiney.
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/15/sarah_blog_2.jpg
http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/movies_blog/060307_sarah1.jpg

Willmore
07-14-2008, 07:42 PM
That's a horse face if I ever saw one. Though the body is pretty damned good.

http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/0/6/2/3/80999355_10.jpg

Fallon
05-12-2010, 09:06 AM
Canceled (http://www.boston.com/ae/tv/blog/2010/05/sarah_silverman.html)

It had a good run, not too upset it's done.

fezident
05-12-2010, 09:10 AM
Great little show. I'll miss it.
The ACTING was amateur, and I think it really held the show back.

The writing & the overall tone was exceptional though. One of the only "dangerous" comedies ever made. I'm thankful for the three seasons the were produced.