Mystery Date with Too Cute

[murrayhill90]

Is that happening today?? Do we need to do anything special to get a chance to date her?? She's soo hot! I love her. Too Cute for Mayor!

[Gvac]

TooCute is an extremely talented, classy, beautiful, and elegant young lady. You need refinement, class, and character to date her.

You must also pass a rigorous screening test held by myself and some rather seedy underworld type characters to ensure your sincerity. Standard procedure.

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[CruelCircus]

Oh my god, I'd never be able to call up for Mystery Date with one of our wonderful ladies. I can't even begin to imagine the abuse you all would heap on me if I got shot down! :-)



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[Se7en]

Where do I sign up?

Of course, she'd never pick me, but I sure would try, damnit!

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[Fallon]

Cute!

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[IrishPete]

Where's the picture for too cute? Was she Lara Croft at the bar crawl?

[Sunrisa]

shes a great kisser!!!


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[Burntrail]

Now thats funny... :)

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[Sheeplovr]

I dare melissa to call but yous your scary voice from halloween

number 333 its the way to be
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You must also pass a rigorous screening test held by myself and some rather seedy underworld type characters to ensure your sincerity. Standard procedure.


or rangers tickets :-)

" Staplez NOW!!!!!!"

[F1Gm3nT]

I couldnt call Im just a nervous mess last time I called. I'm just nervous with girls period. Just give me some alcohol tho and Ill atealst try... yeah try.
eh... I wonder if she goes for latinos tho... maybee I'll have a chance if she dose

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[Girlfezzie]

I don't know Too Cute. but it seems from what I am hearing that she is very picky. It seems as if she won't give anyone a chance who isn't up to her standards to date her. Of course I could be wrong since I don't know her.Just my opinion

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[Doogie]

Wow!!!!!!!! What a stunner...I have been trying non stop to get a mystery date...I know that I havce a good criteria.

God Bless America

[terrapin]

Damn, I was so close this time!!! Oh well, her loss.

[WALRUS]

usually Japanese + european is hot but in this case... I don't know i just don't think too cute is that cute

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[nealcassady]

I fail to understand why so many guys called up. Great fodder for the show (I loved the guy who worked at OTB). But seriously folks, you must admit that she was a little harsh with the guys. Going on what she said and how she conducted herself, I would say that her stock fell.

[F1Gm3nT]

Yeah she was harsh but I guess some guys liked that. I mean I think she looks great and sounds sweet cept when she's being harsh to a guy but I liked that tho. so yeha guys like me actually like that. she knows what she wants, that's hot. so yeah I say she's hot. specially that background european/asian combination that she has. I met her and talked to for like 3 mins at the last bar crawl I must say she is preety hot. Yeah just became to much of a chiken shit to kick it to her... :(
oh well

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[Pootertoot]

I feel bad for not being able to listen tonight, but I hope everything turned out for the best, and I will personally ensure that anyone that fucks with the TooCute will be wearing their unraveled testicles like xmas garland by the night's end.

And anyone that's talked to TooCute for more than 5 minutes knows that she has the fucking RIGHT to be picky. She's EARNED it.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I will personally ensure that anyone that fucks with the TooCute will be wearing their unraveled testicles like xmas garland by the night's end.



Get your baaaaallllls out...



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[PanterA]

Hey TooCute you did a great job. good luck on your date.

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[TooCute]

Ugh!!! I'm so sorry if I
sounded so harsh tonight!!! I
didn't REALLY mean to but like
I'm soooo shy and that's my
coping mechanism.. has been
since I was like 2. I was sooo
nervous!! And I mean, there
were a gazillion guys calling
in. I had to thin them out
SOMEHOW - or else I would have
ended up with someone like the
tool who said he had rangers
season tix.


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[Doogie]

Damn, I cant get into the WNEW site for the whipped cream bikini contest. Which one was too cute?? I am looking it up through Foundry

God Bless America

[Gvac]

You stole the show, TooCute, and that's no small feat considering you were up against Joe Poo, Anthony, and Jim Cook! Pay no heed to anyone who has anything less than stellar marks for your performance or your looks or personality, either.

You deserve the best. You are, after all, an angel. ;)

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[CruelCircus]

someone like the
tool who said he had rangers
season tix.

Or worse... a lousy Islanders fan! ;-)

and that's no small feat considering you were up against Joe Poo, Anthony, and Jim Cook!

Umm. Mister Beer Drinking Guy...
It's Koch!
Sheesh...
:-)



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[Solomethod]

Aight let's see now.... My education goes as far as highschool graduate with not so much of a sniff of college, I'm a postal worker, and a Rican with tanned skin to boast. But I am a NY Rangers fan so I guess I got a shot right?

"Be Good, if you can't be good be good at it"

[Sunrisa]

too cute is charming as hell.
this woman should get ANY man she wants...
any.


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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[Paladin]

That was a interesting round of Mystry date.And if you become harsh as a coping method,you must cope a LOT.Your a natural:)It was interesting to see your standards switch from college educated to Ranger fan...if i only knew then what i know now!:)

[TooCute]

LOL well most of the people
calling in said they went to
college so well next
criterium = Rangers fan!! I
had nothing else eto go on
right??

Get a few beers in me and I
get a little belligerent
though I guess!! Hee hee

no really it's horrible!!! I am
so not confident that when I
meet people I try to avoid
them until I feel like I know
what they're about... and so
people always think I'm
blowing them off and being
a bitch... but really, I'm just
scared!!

well, I apologize to all the
guys that called in, because
they were all reall ygreat
and really good sports
about me being a bitch...
EXCEPT for the "vetrinarian"
"Rangers season tix" holder
guy. TOOL!


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[F1Gm3nT]

Too cute, Thats good stuff about how you try to avoid people untill you get comfortable with em becuase I do the same thing. I just get all shied up and then when I get to know em. I just hate that first part tho *cringe*
oh well

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[EffMeBoobs]

Damn I missed the show last night! I will vouch that any man who has the chance of going on a date with our lovely angel TooCute, he is a LUCKY man indeed. ;)

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[Doogie]

Damn, well there is one thing that I dont share in common with Too Cute. I am a long suffering Islanders Fan, finally a winning season. But I agree with keeping the distance first, blind dates just arent good...go out meet some people, what they are about and what not. Then build something from there...

CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla
"get your balls out!!!"

[nealcassady]

Too Cute you pride yourself on being intelligent. I am curious if you have a favorite book. Do you enjoy politics or philosophy?

Action from principle, that is the perception and performance of what is right, changes things.

[The Belcher]

Too Cute, you were a riot. I was driving along listening to you have to ask the guys your own question, and I busted out laughing my ass off when you came up with "Okay. What was the best BREAKFAST you ever had?" I was at a red light, and the 3 schvatzehs in the car next to me were watching me laugh, so I told them to turn the radio on. I just had to share you with people. "Duuuhhh..... I dunno. Eggs Benedict?" said the guy.... "We call that an EGG McMuffin" said Ron. That was a great night of radio between you & Jim Cook. I could tell though that you're the stereotypical "pretty girl that sits at home on saturday night because guys are afraid to approach you". You're intimidating to most guys, because you're intelligent, and probably force them to have CONVERSATIONS when all they wanna hear out of a POA is giggling! I got a kick out of the idiots that came out with "I always wanted to date an ASIAN....." How silly. Good luck on your date!

Belcher

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This message was edited by The Belcher on 11-8-01 @ 2:38 AM

[TooCute]

LOL! Oh my goodness,
'eggs benedict' is sooooo
NOT an answer to "What is
the best breakfast you ever
had?"!!! Egg benedict is a
favorite breakfast... a best
breakfast comes at a
particular instance... Alas!
Well, too bad for him I
guess. ROTFL

I mean, favorite book,
really?? That's like favorite
Beatles song... Favorite
contemporary book?
Favorite picture book?
Favorite fantasy book?
Favorite non-fiction? LOL
there are too many!! But I
will once again display my
utter nerdiness... I am the
biggest Tolkien fan ever :)
So go read The Lord of the
Rings, go read the
Silmarillion and make sure
you get in line early for the
movies!

Oh, and I detest talking
politics and philosophy. But
I'm not convinced that that
makes me stupid :)


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[Paladin]

Tolkien?!?!...should've guessed....:)i can't waoit for it's release.Dying to see Golem and what the hell they made Sauron look like.They never definitively describe what he looks lke in any of the books.Hey,it understandable about you being defensive until you get to know people more.It's a good safety precaution,but doesn't it cause a LOT of misunderstandings?

[JerryTaker]

I'll never understand the whole "avoid someone until you get to know them" thing.
How do you get to know people if you avoid them? Sounds like a cop-out, but then again, I'm just an unfrozen caveman lawyer, and I know little of your ways.....

Not a cardholder, but listening since "FM TALK" hoo-ha!

-Jerry

[The Belcher]

Too Cute, when you asked that guy what his best breakfast was, the first thought that I had was WHO my best breakfast was with. I don't even remember if I ATE ANYTHING during that breakfast! I do remember that I had lunch on the beach that day though... :) And remember--NERD=SEXY. There's nothing more appealing than a woman with a BRAIN--the novelty of "looks" can wear off in seconds if there's nothing in the head. Okay, maybe minutes. BUT--be very careful! If you learn too much, your brain might become FULL and you'll have to forget a few things in order to let more info in. This happened to me once, and I had to leave in the middle of a class to go make more room. I think I made too much.

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[TooCute]

Well I went to a
pre-screening dealie kind of
thing with some of the
actors and the art director
and producer of LotR and
saw some clips... the cave
troll is great, and the balrog
is going to be fantastic!
Golllum will be cmopletely
cgi but mostly looks like
JRR's drawings, which Alan
Lee largely based his
watercolours on. I can't wait!

And it's not an avoid people
thing per se, it's a wait until
you're in a situation where
you feel comfortable thing.
Who knows. Other overly
shy people know what I'm
talking about. I mean, a lot
of people on this board
have seen me... I'm the
opposite of shy once I feel
comfortable :)


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[JerryTaker]

I can't get over that you're a Tolkien fan, most women I've run into just find that stuff childish and nerdy. (hm, another reason why my love life has become an endangred species lately...)

so too cute is too cool as well...
ah, I can always dream...