Crazy Chicks Unite!

[ShelleBink]

<p>Working on the new faction of RonFez.Net: <span class="postbody">Crazy Unstable Neurotic Twats!</span></p><p>That's right folks, sign up here to get your C.U.N.T. card!</p><p>And for you guys who love C.U.N.T. you can get a C.U.N.T. lover card -&nbsp; Sign up with your name and number, and I'll work on them ASAP!&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<p>C.U.N.T. lover.</p><p>My number is 1-900</p>

[angelinad128]

<p>Your #1</p><p>I'll be #2&nbsp; Angelina</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

There's something fishy about all this.

[reillyluck]

# 3 checkin in!!!!

[TheVHD]

C.U.N.T. LOVER... BIG TIME!!!&nbsp; Where do I sign?

[Lucaine]

<p>C.U.N.T. LOVER!!!</p>

[moochcassidy]

<p>c.u.n.t lover reportin </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

I am a C.U.N.T. lover in a big big way!

[ShelleBink]

Choose your numbers for those of you who haven't already - there's pleny of CUNT to go around.

[Dougie Brootal]

c.u.n.t lover #&nbsp;1 checkin in!!

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by douggrasso on 2-2-07 @ 1:33 PM</span>

[douchebagsean]

who doesnt like a good cunt every now and then?<br />

[douchebagsean]

cunt lover # 69<br />

[TheVHD]

Deal me C.U.N.T. lover #202

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>This is weird.&nbsp; I can't put my finger on it...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>let me try my tongue.</p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br />I am a C.U.N.T. lover in a big big way! <p>23 I am the michael jordan of cunt!</p>

[JustJon]

<p>I'm torn...</p><p>I know all these stupid cards are retarded...</p><p>yet I love crazy chicks and C.U.N.T.s....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what to do?&nbsp; what to do?&nbsp;</p>

[RoseBlood]

<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" />&nbsp;&nbsp; I just got my period.. Can I be Bloody Cunt #1?!?!

[MellySmelly]

I'll be a cunt for you Shelle.

[Judge Smails]

<p>C.U.N.T. Lover # V checkin' in.</p><p>I can't wait for my card to arrive.&nbsp; I've got a special wallet, just for it, already.</p><p><img src="http://themot.org/gallery/d/58991-1/MeatPurse.jpg" border="0" width="292" height="336" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ShelleBink]

<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />I'll be a cunt for you Shelle.<p>&nbsp;A smelly cunt melly?</p>

[MellySmelly]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />I'll be a cunt for you Shelle. <p>&nbsp;A smelly cunt melly?</p><p>Smells like cock, I better go shower</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This is weird.&nbsp; I can't put my finger on it...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>let me try my tongue.</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /></p>

[mendyweiss]

What's not to love ? number 23 please !!

[PapaBear]

<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm torn...</p><p>I know all these stupid cards are retarded...</p><p>yet I love crazy chicks and C.U.N.T.s....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what to do?&nbsp; what to do?&nbsp;</p><p>My sentiments exactly, but I have a habit of marrying C.U.N.T.s.</p><p>Count me in. I love me some C.U.N.T.!</p>

[A.J.]

<p>Torker beat me to it.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by A.J. on 2-2-07 @ 2:17 PM</span>

[Friday]

Ew.

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">C.U.N.T. Lover since 1980!&nbsp; Count me in.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">Oh wait, I think I have to ask my wife first.&nbsp; Maybe I'll sign her up too.</font></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />This smells fishy to me. <p>Probably because you ripped Torker off.</p>

[Poochie]

<p>I would love to be a CUNT..i always knew i was</p><p>#9 for me?</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" />&nbsp;&nbsp; I just got my period.. Can I be Bloody Cunt #1?!?! <p>Yes you can!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Snacks]

<p>I dont know about this. Crazy women are dangerous. </p><p>Are we talking &quot;crazy&quot; crazy, like Kill your boyfirends, cut their dicks off crazy, stalking crazy? </p>

[Jughead]

Sailor called me one........Im still upset......Im fragile... A number would make me feel better...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" />

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I dont know about this. Crazy women are dangerous. </p><p>Are we talking &quot;crazy&quot; crazy, like Kill your boyfirends, cut their dicks off crazy, stalking crazy? </p><p>Are you trying to turn me on man....im at work stop it!</p>

[reeshy]

This thread is really scaring me.....can I have No. 43, please????

[Don Stugots]

sign me up!&nbsp; C.U.N.T. #316

[TheGameHHH]

<p>here's my question........what is the C.L.I.T.'s role in all of this?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[MilkmanDann]

<p>This thread smells like Trout, wtf ?</p><p>I cant call Reilly a Cunt.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>MilkmanDann</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This thread smells like Trout, wtf ?</p><p>I cant call Reilly a Cunt.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;no you cant but you can call her a C.U.N.T holder. </p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MilkmanDann</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This thread smells like Trout, wtf ?</p><p>I cant call Reilly a Cunt.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;no you cant but you can call her a C.U.N.T holder. </p><p>I have no problem with Reillyluck, i dont even know who that c.u.n.t. holder is.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

All the people who come into this website, they come to see C.U.N.T.

[reillyluck]

<strong>MilkmanDann</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This thread smells like Trout, wtf ?</p><p>I cant call Reilly a Cunt.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" width="46" height="20" />MilkmanDann is one cool kat!</p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />All the people who come into this website, they come to see C.U.N.T. <p>fuck that shit, you deal with me now.&nbsp; i'll take a prime number please!</p>

[reeshy]

OK. Mr. 11!!!!!!

[boobieman]

<p>I only want to join C.U.N.T. if it is kept clean, is tight and young.....then again that what got me in trouble in the first place.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>SEE YA!!! </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by boobieman on 2-2-07 @ 4:17 PM</span>

[boobieman]

<p>like Ron always says...&quot;I just love a crazy chick&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Best fuck in the world...just after your finish..RUN FOR YOUR DAMN LIFE.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>SEE YA!!!&nbsp;</p>

[wht]

I'LL TAKE MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL JERSEY NUMBER 88... I HOPE THIS DON'T MAKE ME A BAD PERSON...<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" />

[trackstand]

<p>crazy chick?</p><p>that's redundant!</p>

[Gaia]

Can I have C.U.N.T. card #13??????????

[grlNIN]

<p>I would like an &quot;I'm a Lady&quot; card.</p><p>#29</p><p>PM for shipping address.&nbsp;</p><p>Thank You.&nbsp;</p>

[Gwen]

My number's always been 28, I'll gladly be C.U.N.T number 28 if it's available.&nbsp;

[Bulldogcakes]

&quot;And today on Earth 2 a new club for women called the &quot;C.U.N.T.&quot; club was started by a female named Shellebink&quot;

[torker]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Torker beat me to it.</p><p>sloppy seconds</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Can I have C.U.N.T. card #13?????????? <p>I can no longer have fantasies about gaia, b/c she likes the #13... I hate that #, actually I fear it!!!</p>

[Bossanova]

I would love C.U.N.T lover card #3 if possible please

[nevnut]

<p>Can I have an E.X.C.U.N.T card?</p><p>I was married to one once, todays show brought back very scarey and eerie memories.</p>

[riverofpiss]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Can I have C.U.N.T. card #13?????????? <p>Aw, I was going to ask for #13.&nbsp; You don't want to scare Snacks do ya?&nbsp; Paper, Rock Scissors for it?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by riverofpiss on 2-3-07 @ 12:29 AM</span>

[SinA]

C.U.N.T Lover OU-812

[StupidGirlllll]

<font size="3">Since my sheepy points are 6.9 may I also have my C.U.N.T. CARD to match?</font>

[sr71blackbird]

I'd like CUNT lover #8 please

[Dash77]

<p><strong><em><font size="2">I'll take C.U.N.T Lover card # 77</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="2"></font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="2">crazy chicks are hot...</font></em></strong></p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I'll take whatever C.U.N.T memberships you have lying around extra</font>

[narc]

<p>LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMME! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Roseblood's post, as usual, is the saving grace.&nbsp;</p>

[Friday]

<p>I learned last night that being a CUNT is not always such a bad thing.&nbsp; (thanks Chris!)<br /> </p><p>So If I can be CUNT # 222&nbsp; that would be fantabulous.</p><p>&nbsp;:)</p>

[high fly]

<p><font size="2">C.U.N.T.?</font></p><p><font size="2">I want in.</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[narc]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB6qvvO_Oo4">This can be your theme song. </a>

[high fly]

<font size="2">&quot;I'll have what's behind meat curtain number three, Bob.&quot;</font>

[high fly]

<strong>high fly</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">C.U.N.T.?</font></p><p><font size="2">I want in.</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">I want in a hole lot....</font></p>

[jsmigley]

<strong><font size="3">Earl we got any&nbsp;C.U.N.T. back there? I'm starvin</font></strong>

[ShelleBink]

ralphbxny and mendyweiss have to fight for C.U.N.T. Lover #23... this should be HOT

[undressa]

<p>I am crazy and I am here!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ShelleBink]

<p>First Batch of C.U.N.T.</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/cuntcard1copy.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/angelinacard.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/reillycard.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/poochiecard.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/gaiacard.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/gwencard.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/fridaycard.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/mellycard.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/sgcard.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/rosebloodcard.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[high fly]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>First Batch of C.U.N.T.</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/cuntcard1copy.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/angelinacard.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/reillycard.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/poochiecard.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/gaiacard.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/gwencard.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/fridaycard.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/mellycard.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/sgcard.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/shellebink/rosebloodcard.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Which one is most petite?</p><p>I want to know who is the cunt of the litter....</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>First Batch of C.U.N.T. </p><p>Nice discharge!</p>

[Gaia]

Thanks Shell!!!!!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>First Batch of C.U.N.T. </p><p>Nice discharge!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[Andomray]

Hey...I wanna be a CUNT.<br /><br />Too late!ÿ Wakka wakka.<br /><br />I'm in.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Andomray on 2-6-07 @ 12:54 PM</span>

[AngelAmy]

add me to the list, im too lazy to count or read all 4 pages

[Aggie]

<p>I don't really have to be crazy do I? Because I'm about as normal as they come. I have my moments though.</p><p>Someone already took my favorite number, 23. So anything with a 23 in it is fine. </p>

[MellySmelly]

Thanks for the cunt card, cunt!

[Andomray]

I hope one day to be C.U.N.T. # mc squared.

[Poochie]

Thank you Shelle! Love it!

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Poochie on 2-8-07 @ 5:06 AM</span>

[Poochie]

Oops...sorry, should have went in the testing thread.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Poochie on 2-8-07 @ 5:56 AM</span>

[ShelleBink]

<p>Just give me a few more days for new requests and still trying to find a good image for cunt lovers.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thanks for ur patience, cunts!&nbsp;</p>

[RoseBlood]

Thanks Shelle, going to use it as my next sig.&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/cool.gif" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" width="20" height="20" />

[milliehatchett]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4" color="#ff00ff">I would LOVE a V.A.G.I.N.A. card but I can't imagine what that acronym would be so I will happily accept any extra C.U.N.T.s that you have laying around.</font>

[HypnoDude]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I C.U.N.T have said it better...sign me up</p><p>&quot;Don The Hypnotist&quot;</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Since every woman I've ever dated matches that description to a tee, count me in.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">C.U.N.T. Lover #138, checkin' in!!!!</font></em></strong></p>

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Ladies and gentlemen, I give you........</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">thread coma.</font></em></strong></p><p><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/Sadiq_Zoman_comatose.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="273" /></p>

[ShelleBink]

I'm trying to set some time aside this week to catch up with my C.U.N.T. cards... hopefully I'll be able to work on 'em Thursday ... Thanks for the patience!!!!

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Just give me a few more days for new requests and <font size="2"><strong>still trying to find a good image for cunt lovers.</strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>THat should be a thread right there, but I'll start</p><p><img src="http://www.matthewhunt.com/cunt/badge.jpg" border="0" width="399" height="280" /></p><p><a href="http://www.lilithgallery.com/gallery/vandyke/2006-VictoriaVanDyke-Cunt-01.jpg" title="nsfw">NSFW&nbsp;</a></p><p><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c390/AussieLette17/IllStabYouCunt.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="300" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.pekingduck.org/archives/bush%20cunt.jpg" border="0" width="390" height="245" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />I'm trying to set some time aside this week to catch up with my C.U.N.T. cards... hopefully I'll be able to work on 'em Thursday ... Thanks for the patience!!!! <p>I think you should make them once every 28 days.</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">My submission:</font></em></strong></p><p><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/lick-lips.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I dont know if this works, but its a great pic and it had to be posted somewhere</p><p><img src="http://www.michaelmain.com/urinal_cake.jpg" border="0" width="378" height="459" />&nbsp;</p>