My balls are missing due to cold

[Cleophus James]

<p>Anyone seen my balls?&nbsp; They are missing due to the second day of highs in the single digets.&nbsp; I figure I will wait till next thursday when the high is supposed to be 18!&nbsp; Maybe they will turn up.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;I don't even know how people live in areas where the temp doesn't get out of the below zeros.&nbsp;</p><p>Grand Forks ND(not where I live):&nbsp;<br /> <strong>This Afternoon: </strong>Mostly sunny and cold, with a high near -12. Wind chill values between -30 and -35. West northwest wind between 8 and 11 mph. <br /> <strong>Tonight: </strong>Partly cloudy, with a low around -26. Wind chill values between -35 and -45. West northwest wind around 9 mph.&nbsp; <br /> </p>

[Cleophus James]

PS all the Canadian freinds of the board, HOW DO YOU DO IT?<br />

[MrPink]

I cut down on my smoking because of how cold it is here. -7 with the wind when I woke up a couple days ago. I don't know why I chose a school that is up in the fucking mountains.

[BabyLuvWhatley]

I woke up this morning and the thermometer told me I owe mother nature 2 degrees... brrr

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I find that when winter comes along (which looks like it started yesterday) I start wearing underwear. That helps to keep the temp up and keep them saddled properly.</p><p>When it gets really cold and the little suckers tighten up I just enjoy it. I fondle them and play with the wrinkles. The warmer hands usually drop them down before too long.</p><p>If you are concerned you can put on a pair of long Johns over your underwear&nbsp;and that should keep the temp up higher and keep them riding a little lower.</p><p>Embrace it man. It's a wonder of nature.</p>

[MellySmelly]

<p>This has been one of the coldest days this year here, only 63.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>suckers!!</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This has been one of the coldest days this year here, only 63.</p><p>&nbsp;suckers!!</p><p>&nbsp;thanks for rubbing it in.ÿ</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This has been one of the coldest days this year here, only 63.</p><p>&nbsp;suckers!!</p><p>&nbsp;thanks for rubbing it in.&nbsp;</p><p>she just makes me rub one out</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>now that's crazytalk&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[Jughead]

<img src="http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2064994491" border="0" width="145" height="108" /> Me at work today.......sucks!!

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This has been one of the coldest days this year here, only 63.</p><p>&nbsp;suckers!!</p><p>&nbsp;thanks for rubbing it in.&nbsp;</p><p>haha fuckers</p><p>its actually been chilly this week its in the high 50's i may have to put on a long sleeved shirt</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This has been one of the coldest days this year here, only 63.</p><p> suckers!!</p><p> thanks for rubbing it in. </p><p>haha fuckers</p><p>its actually been chilly this week its in the high 50's i may have to put on a long sleeved shirt</p><p>&nbsp;me too.&nbsp; but its not one, its three.&nbsp; </p>

[hunnerbun]

<p>Meh...its a balmy - 35C here right now, factoring in the wind chill thats a - 45C. Thats actually A LOT warmer then overnight. It got down to -45 C before the wind chill. The b/f worked midnights last night and he said it was close to -60C with the windchill. He spent part of the night outside working...yuck.</p><p>Good thing I am renovating my bathroom. It gets hot as hell in there so I can imagine I am actually somewhere warm...like North Dakota! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>K...I did the conversion for all you 'Merkins...its -26F with a windchill of -48F right now.</p><p>&nbsp;</p> <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by hunnerbun on 2-4-07 @ 12:18 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

the cool weather actually increase your sperm count. that's why i only fuck eskimos and siberians...

[Cleophus James]

<strong>hunnerbun</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Meh...its a balmy - 35C here right now, factoring in the wind chill thats a - 45C. Thats actually A LOT warmer then overnight. It got down to -45 C before the wind chill. The b/f worked midnights last night and he said it was close to -60C with the windchill. He spent part of the night outside working...yuck.</p><p>Good thing I am renovating my bathroom. It gets hot as hell in there so I can imagine I am actually somewhere warm...like North Dakota! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>K...I did the conversion for all you 'Merkins...its -26F with a windchill of -48F right now.</p><p>&nbsp;</p> <span class="post_edited"></span> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by hunnerbun on 2-4-07 @ 12:18 PM</span><p>&nbsp;238 K... windchill 228 K<br /> </p>

[ralphbxny]

teeth chatter shiver shiver burrrr....and we have it good in NY at 10 degrees.