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Drunky McBetidont
02-05-2007, 04:00 PM
ever had an itch in that spot in your back that normally you can't reach?  have you ever figured out how to scratch it without the aid of a mate?  i just did the grizzly bear thing outside against the bricks on the corner of my house and it was better than sex.  i had a back scratcher thing that i got from washington dc when i was a kid, but it broke.

PapaBear
02-05-2007, 04:09 PM
<p>I've got a hair brush I use only for scratching my back. It's similar to this...</p><p><img src="http://content.ulta.com/images/products/large/2088163.jpg" border="0" width="195" height="200" /></p>

reeshy
02-05-2007, 04:12 PM
She loves it when I hit her spot!!!!!

Don Stugots
02-05-2007, 04:13 PM
i have a back scratcher that i use.&nbsp; also, Vegas walking on my back helps too.&nbsp; There is a spot on my back that gets so itchy that it hurts.&nbsp;

Captain Rooster
02-05-2007, 04:14 PM
<p>I was immediately thinking of a blonde a dated in HS--geez did I hit her spot. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

lleeder
02-05-2007, 04:16 PM
<p><font size="3">I got this it works for me:</font></p><p><img src="http://www.globe-shop.com/prod_imgs/ruler.jpg" border="0" width="342" height="236" /></p>

Fallon
02-05-2007, 04:16 PM
<strong>betidont</strong> wrote:<br />ever hit that spot?<p>&nbsp;Just once, now that kid has to wear a helmet.</p>

MrPink
02-05-2007, 05:17 PM
I don't have a spot on my back that I can't reach thanks to martial arts stretches.

Doctor Z
02-05-2007, 05:18 PM
<p>From what I've heard, that spot is just a myth. </p>

andywhat?
02-05-2007, 05:21 PM
<p>i just find a corner. of a wall or the refridgerator works. stand against it. and scratch at it like hell.</p><p>thinking about it makes that spot itchy.</p>

Snoogans
02-05-2007, 05:25 PM
i have excema, so i constantly have itches i cant rear and some that i can and cant scratch cause it just gets worse

FUNKMAN
02-05-2007, 05:51 PM
when i'm working in the yard in the summer with no shirt and i get them crazy itches on my back the best thing i use is the corner of the wooden fence post(4x4). I don't care if it leaves scratches, i'd rather have it hurt than itch...

undressa
02-05-2007, 05:55 PM
<p>I swear my favorite recent thing I bought was a dollar back scratcher from pier one, I had been looking for one and I can't believe that I found one, but I am now looking into streching.</p><p>V</p>

Snoogans
02-05-2007, 05:57 PM
<p>i used a back scratcher once and it spread my itch accross my entire back</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Fallon
02-05-2007, 06:04 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i used a back scratcher once and it spread <strike>my itch</strike> his jizz accross my entire back</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Fixed it for ya.</p>

Team_Ramrod
02-05-2007, 06:04 PM
I use a corner in my house... any corner will do. If it's a tough one I roll up a towel and drag it back and forth across my back.

FUNKMAN
02-05-2007, 06:12 PM
if it's my asshole i'll just use four fingers

Bob Impact
02-05-2007, 06:56 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />if it's my asshole i'll just use four fingers<p>&nbsp;Is it too late to get my Funk Punk number?&nbsp; I want 22! </p>

Fez4PrezN2008
02-05-2007, 07:59 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>betidont</strong> wrote:<br />ever hit that spot? <p>&nbsp;Just once, now that kid has to wear a (Roman) helmet.</p><p><img src="http://www.abergavenny.net/images/jpg/roman-soldier.jpg" border="0" width="165" height="165" />&nbsp;</p><p>fixed it for ya</p>

ralphbxny
02-05-2007, 08:23 PM
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>betidont</strong> wrote:<br />ever hit that spot? <p>&nbsp;Just once, now that kid has to wear a (Roman) helmet.</p><p><img src="http://www.abergavenny.net/images/jpg/roman-soldier.jpg" border="0" width="165" height="165" />&nbsp;</p><p>fixed it for ya</p><p>Nice!!!</p>

zentraed
02-05-2007, 08:33 PM
<strong>MrPink</strong> wrote:<br />I don't have a spot on my back that I can't reach thanks to martial arts stretches.<p>&nbsp;ditto, except for me it was yoga<br /> </p>

MasterSoySauce
02-06-2007, 07:35 AM
i use a dulled knife.

Furtherman
02-06-2007, 07:42 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />if it's my asshole i'll just use four fingers <p>Someone in the office just asked me &quot;What are you laughing at?&quot;</p><p>This is another fine mess you've gotten me into Funkman!&nbsp; Well done!</p>

FUNKMAN
02-06-2007, 08:00 AM
<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />if it's my asshole i'll just use four fingers <p>Someone in the office just asked me &quot;What are you laughing at?&quot;</p><p>This is another fine mess you've gotten me into Funkman!&nbsp; Well done!</p><p>thanks budday!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

angelinad128
02-06-2007, 08:07 AM
<p>I got excited when I saw the title!&nbsp; But then I saw it was about back scratching <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/mad.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A corner works best I have found.</p>

Bunny™
02-06-2007, 02:03 PM
<p>I use the claw end of a hammer.</p><p>you look stupid for a few seconds, but it beats using a faggy back-scratcher.</p>

FUNKMAN
02-06-2007, 02:20 PM
if it's my balls&nbsp;i like to give them the &quot;two-fingered pinch&quot;...

Drunky McBetidont
02-06-2007, 02:30 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />if it's my balls&nbsp;i like to give them the &quot;two-fingered pinch&quot;... <p>the ole' pinch and roll technique.&nbsp; classic</p>

Reephdweller
02-06-2007, 03:37 PM
I have a backscratcher, and sometimes my dvd player remote comes in very handy when I'm too lazy to get up.

cougarjake13
02-15-2007, 07:09 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">ever hit that spot?</font></strong> </p><p>once in 1978</p>

lindak
02-16-2007, 10:51 AM
I use a letter opener.&nbsp; Works great.

CofyCrakCocaine
02-16-2007, 11:24 AM
<p><img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/hiss.gif" border="0" width="193" height="327" /></p><p>Works like a charm. &nbsp;</p>

ralphbxny
02-25-2007, 12:17 PM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I got excited when I saw the title!&nbsp; But then I saw it was about back scratching <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/mad.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A corner works best I have found.</p><p>LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>