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EliSnow

02-06-2007, 06:55 AM

We have a thread where we trash the XM commercials, so I think we need one for the FreeFM commercials.So, my entry is this, and if someone has already brought this up in a listening thread, or elsewhere, please let me know:  Does anyone else think that the guy in the SalesGenie commerical (the guy who is the head of SalesGenie) sounds a lot like Fez's Andre the Giant?

Tenbatsuzen

02-06-2007, 07:02 AM

EliSnow wrote: We have a thread where we trash the XM commercials, so I think we need one for the FreeFM commercials.So, my entry is this, and if someone has already brought this up in a listening thread, or elsewhere, please let me know:  Does anyone else think that the guy in the SalesGenie commerical (the guy who is the head of SalesGenie) sounds a lot like Fez's Andre the Giant?  For a company that's based on growing sales for you, their commercials (both radio and television) are horrific.  The superbowl spot they had, I swear to God it was gonna be an SNL-style parody. I miss the Sears Vinyl Siding Guy from the WNEW days.

EliSnow

02-06-2007, 07:05 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: EliSnow wrote: We have a thread where we trash the XM commercials, so I think we need one for the FreeFM commercials.So, my entry is this, and if someone has already brought this up in a listening thread, or elsewhere, please let me know:  Does anyone else think that the guy in the SalesGenie commerical (the guy who is the head of SalesGenie) sounds a lot like Fez's Andre the Giant?  For a company that's based on growing sales for you, their commercials (both radio and television) are horrific.  The superbowl spot they had, I swear to God it was gonna be an SNL-style parody.I had the same thought about the Super Bowl ad.  I was certain it was going to be a GEICO or Energizer or similar type of ad.  Of course, their radio ads aren't as bad as that one about the former boss asking his former employee about how well he's doing, and we find out he's using some Brett Berman (?) book/cd/shit that helped him earn $5000, $10,000, $15,000 per month.

BoondockSaint

02-06-2007, 07:08 AM

If I hear that O&A Murray Slaughter commercial anymore I'm going to rip my ears off.

Basedow

02-06-2007, 08:09 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: EliSnow wrote: We have a thread where we trash the XM commercials, so I think we need one for the FreeFM commercials.So, my entry is this, and if someone has already brought this up in a listening thread, or elsewhere, please let me know: Does anyone else think that the guy in the SalesGenie commerical (the guy who is the head of SalesGenie) sounds a lot like Fez's Andre the Giant? For a company that's based on growing sales for you, their commercials (both radio and television) are horrific. The superbowl spot they had, I swear to God it was gonna be an SNL-style parody. I miss the Sears Vinyl Siding Guy from the WNEW days. Bill Ray Sears Authorized Contractor????

Earlshog

02-06-2007, 08:12 AM

I find myself humming the United Credit Adjustors song...

Knowledged_one

02-06-2007, 08:24 AM

I have learned that kids in foreign lands are still suffering from cold two years after some earthquake. And stephen baldwin cares and helps alotand the best of the best the sisters (black chicks) radio commericalsand i love the safety pirate

weekapaugjz

02-06-2007, 08:59 AM

only four ugly chicks.also, i think its on both but, "tell 'em about the discount, haaaaarry!"

Tenbatsuzen

02-06-2007, 10:16 AM

best line from back in the day.. "Holy S, is this stuff legal?" - Opie <a href="http://www.fda.gov/FDAC/features/2004/204_ephedra.html">No.  Apparently not.  Thanks a lot, Korey Stringer and Steve Bechler.</a>

burrben

02-06-2007, 10:17 AM

weekapaugjz wrote: only four ugly chicks.also, i think its on both but, "tell 'em about the discount, haaaaarry!"exactly

Devo37

02-06-2007, 02:26 PM

buy a new car at MAJOR WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

torker

02-06-2007, 03:13 PM

free fish oil

Billy Staples

02-16-2007, 07:30 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: best line from back in the day.. "Holy S, is this stuff legal?" - Opie <a href="http://www.fda.gov/FDAC/features/2004/204_ephedra.html">No.  Apparently not.  Thanks a lot, Korey Stringer and Steve Bechler.</a> I heard from a very reliable source, that in a detox, they actually admitted a kid who was addicted to this stuff and minor addiction in energy drinks.  He stopped breathing and shit on the kitchen floor.  Very Weird I bet ya he was kinda shunned when hard core heroin junkies who only have a vein to shot up in in their ball sac area or toes and lifelong alcoholics who have nothing left and shake like Michael J. Fox and tweekers... got a good kick out of this kids problem. i also heard he had a growing problem with the frosted pop tart phenomenom...but thats just hearsay

burrben

02-16-2007, 07:31 PM

"shocker girlz, with a z" i'll admit it, it makes me a little hard

Tenbatsuzen

02-23-2007, 06:01 AM

The subway hot pastrami commercials, where they try to appeal to every single demographic possible in less than 30 seconds is truly, truly awful. I'm not sure which is worse... the beatbox guy who explains his sandwich with the gutteral clicks and whoops, or the "Mr. Big Hot Pastrami" guy 14 stories up.

Basedow

02-23-2007, 06:37 AM

i cant remember the line from the promo but it goes something to the effect of: Ron: Fezzie, Dogs are like Dolphins on land... (long pause) Fez: ....O.K.