30 words or less: why should you get tkts to the brawl at the mall?

[Rockvillejoe]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">East side Dave vs Midnight Rambler. I for one would love to go, love to go to nyc with the poa wife, eat in little italy, but, if the DC summer get together is any indication, I'll be listening on the radio. You see, I apparently lack the right stuff.&nbsp;&nbsp;But then, surmising, why not state my case, 25 words or less, why I deserve 2 tickets? I say post and justify your reasons, and maybe, just maybe they'll read and listen.</font> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Here is my case,&nbsp;30 words or less, why 30and not 25?, because I needed 30:</p><p><strong>Avid listener, day and night, 8 1/2 inch, (or&nbsp; millimeter?) cock, esd fan from day 1( okay since day 166),&nbsp; love to meet you guys, and this thread is my idea.</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp; <em>there you have it. any idea when they will be sending the tickets? ESD: Come on, I really want to go! Ain't too proud to beg. My life has been an abortion since '05, show me some love!</em></p><span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 2-6-07 @ 6:37 PM</span>

[Fallon]

Cause I'm Fallon.

[DJEvelEd]

<p>I will wear a thong and call Mikeyboy out for a BANF. I'll smash my guitar over my head, hopefully&nbsp;I won't knock myself out.</p><p>All I need is my medical clearance which I'll get soon but he's still duckin me.</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I'm sad and need the cheering up. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></font>

[Kevin]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">I'm sad and need the cheering up. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></font> <p>Why is that Bomby bombington?</p>

[lleeder]

<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">I'm sad and need the cheering up. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></font> <p>Why is that Bomby bombington?</p><p><font size="3">Yeah thats probably why</font></p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>You should use a fake name calling in, like&nbsp;Natrone Means&nbsp;or Frank Black.</p><p>I'll call in as lleeder with some good hooker &amp; faeces&nbsp;stories. </p><p>Just tryin to help budday.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 2-6-07 @ 10:59 PM</span>