Am I normal?

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>I've grown to have a distaste for strip clubs.&nbsp; I don't know how it's happened, but I think it's from hanging around a few dancers back in the day and having the fantasy ruined, along with my paranoid and germphobic nature.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I like porn.&nbsp; (a lot.&nbsp; trust me)</p><p>I like seeing a naked woman.&nbsp; (a lot.&nbsp; trust me)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It just feels empty when I go to a club.&nbsp; The only time in recent memory when it seemed really hot is when I saw a feature dancer that was awesome... but house girls just depress me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Is this normal?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<p>Yes, it is normal.</p>

[Don Stugots]

yes you are.&nbsp; i have no interest in strippers or strip clubs.&nbsp; i dont even like to watch porn.&nbsp; i like Maxim and the pics of women that get posted.&nbsp; i dont need to see a train being run on some bitch to get me off.&nbsp; i have a good enough imagination.&nbsp; all i need is my mind and a hot shower to get going.&nbsp;

[JPMNICK]

<p>I think it is. I actually hate going to a strip club. 20 dollar cover, shitty drinks usually, and skany chicks that charge 20 bucks for a 4 minute lap dance. </p><p>I do not think strip clubs are there for guys in there 20's. I think they are there more for men in their 40's who have fat nagging wives at home. if you are 25 and want to see some hot girls, just go to a good bar. at least then you have a chance to bring on of them home with you</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>I think it also weirds me out seeing my friends get lap dances. I don't like to think about my friends' sex lives, so it just freaks me out seeing some chick drop her cooch in his crotch.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I like keeping the bedroom stuff private, you know?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

i feel asleep in the champagne room once while two chicks were dancing for me.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>never liked strip clubs. hookers, now that was a different story. you could get a hooker for what you pay for a few beers and a few tips in a club. but that was a looooooong time ago</p><p>plus my first experience in a strip club topped any future experience. the girl laid on her back on the stage, cracked open a tallneck bud, put her legs in the air, inserted opened bottle, removed bottle, and the proceeded to squirt the beer six feet in the air with her vagina. then she wlaked around the bar snapping her vagina and it sound like someone snapping a tree branch. she was the cutest black girl with perfect coco colored skin and a perfect ass.</p><p>it was a place named Buffs on Kennedy Blvd where Jersey City borders Union City...</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I think it also weirds me out seeing my friends get lap dances. I don't like to think about my friends' sex lives, so it just freaks me out seeing some chick drop her cooch in his crotch.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I like keeping the bedroom stuff private, you know?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;to me that would be like watching my friends jerkoff.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

[torker]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>plus my first experience in a strip club topped any future experience. the girl laid on her back on the stage, cracked open a tallneck bud, put her legs in the air, inserted opened bottle, removed bottle, and the proceeded to squirt the beer six feet in the air with her vagina. then she wlaked around the bar snapping her vagina and it sound like someone snapping a tree branch. she was the cutest black girl with perfect coco colored skin and a perfect ass.</p><p>i just jerked off all over myself</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I prefer to go to a strip club alone. That empty feeling you get in a strip club is my favorite part.</font>

[ChrisTheCop]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i feel asleep in the champagne room once while two chicks were dancing for me.<p>way to get your money's worth, Stu.</p><p>Tenbats.... Your fiancee is better looking than any dancer on stage these days, so that could be an explanation as to why youd be bored in such a place. (forgive me if i overstep my bounds by commenting on Liz....u 2 sheepy). </p><p>But my comment as a single guy not in a relationship is that since the Giuliani administration, NYC strip clubs have taken an extreme nose dive in talent, affordability and all around fun. I remember going into these places, having fun, and falling &quot;in love&quot; with a girl or 2. Now, on the rare occasions I attend one, it always feels like a business deal. My friends and I wonder if its cause we're older, but I dont think so.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>plus my first experience in a strip club topped any future experience. the girl laid on her back on the stage, cracked open a tallneck bud, put her legs in the air, inserted opened bottle, removed bottle, and the proceeded to squirt the beer six feet in the air with her vagina. then she wlaked around the bar snapping her vagina and it sound like someone snapping a tree branch. she was the cutest black girl with perfect coco colored skin and a perfect ass.</p><p>i just jerked off all over myself</p><p>pics at 11</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

the dicotomy between a girl's right to make a buck and the gross subjegation of women is a fine line.&nbsp; crystal meth, cocaine, alcohol and heroine&nbsp;seem to create the line.&nbsp; i love strippers with track marks and c-section scars&nbsp;

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p>makes me think of cheech and chong</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i feel asleep in the champagne room once while two chicks were dancing for me.<p>way to get your money's worth, Stu.</p>&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;it was the best $600 nap i ever had.</p>

[Fallon]

fag

[johnniewalker]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I think it also weirds me out seeing my friends get lap dances. I don't like to think about my friends' sex lives, so it just freaks me out seeing some chick drop her cooch in his crotch.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I like keeping the bedroom stuff private, you know?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Really, i think that is interesting. &nbsp; Do you get weirded out by other people watching you get lap dances?&nbsp; Maybe you need a more personal touch at a strip joint.&nbsp; I like the ones where they assign you a girl and she takes care of you.&nbsp; </p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I think it also weirds me out seeing my friends get lap dances. I don't like to think about my friends' sex lives, so it just freaks me out seeing some chick drop her cooch in his crotch.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I like keeping the bedroom stuff private, you know?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> Really, i think that is interesting. Do you get weirded out by other people watching you get lap dances? Maybe you need a more personal touch at a strip joint. I like the ones where they assign you a girl and she takes care of you. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yes.&nbsp; I've never felt a need to share aspects of my sex life on here, outside of my preferences.&nbsp; But anything sexual is a deeply personal thing with me&nbsp; just between two people, not an experience to be shared in public.&nbsp; </p><p>I'm also a bit of a money tightwad.&nbsp; The last time I was in a strip club, I blew 200 dollars in a little less than 2 hours, and none of it was on me.&nbsp; What really infuriated me is that one of these whores double dipped us.&nbsp; One of my buddies bought a lap dance for me, and when she walked over to me, I didn't know, and I immediately bought a lapdance for the friend whose bachelor party it was.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Although I admit, I had a grand fucking time telling each of the girls I bought a lapdance from for my buddy getting married that their new name was Mary.. which was his fiance's name.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />fag<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Same response my brother gave me.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />fag<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Same response my brother gave me. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;whew, i thought he meant me.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I've never been a fan of strip clubs, even when I was younger.&nbsp; I could never understand the fascination.&nbsp; </p><p>I like <em>real </em>women, not fake ones. &nbsp; </p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've never been a fan of strip clubs, even when I was younger. I could never understand the fascination. </p><p>I like <em>real </em>women, not fake ones. </p><p>&nbsp;real ones are always better then fake ones. </p>

[Jughead]

Its 9:35&nbsp; I went right to post have not read one on this thread yet.........It's like going to the beach and you can't get in the water...&nbsp; Plus you have to throw money for the right to stay dry......Do I like to see naked women..Yes....But strip clubs are for chumps!!!...You have a way better chance of getting laid at a church social.....That's not my fault just the truth......Cant wait to go now and read the post this is a dewsy!!!!!!!Ten ya hit a nerve....Good Job...Jug

[Bob Impact]

God I hate a stripper.&nbsp; Seriously.&nbsp; I hate an f'in stripper.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've never been a fan of strip clubs, even when I was younger. I could never understand the fascination. </p><p>I like <em>real </em>women, not fake ones. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>see, I like real women with fake breasts.&nbsp; It's the best of both worlds.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

Matty, a wise man once told me &quot;they're real if you can touch 'em.&quot;

[Tenbatsuzen]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Matty, a wise man once told me &quot;they're real if you can touch 'em.&quot;<p>&nbsp;See, my brain translated that as, &quot;Are they real?&nbsp; Can I touch them?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>And yes, I know I have a completely and totally unhealthy fascination with fake tits.&nbsp; Sorry.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<p> Now, on the rare occasions I attend one, it always feels like a business deal. My friends and I wonder if its cause we're older, but I dont think so.</p><p>&nbsp;Actually I think thats it. When your in your teens or twenties, you think with your dick. After you calm down and live a little, you start to realize what the girls are up to.&nbsp; </p>

[briarhawk]

<p>i love the overt sexuality of a strip club.</p><p>shrug</p><p>something about the smell of desperation and babypowder...&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>briarhawk</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i love the overt sexuality of a strip club.</p><br /><hr width="100%" size="2" /><p>I've never felt an ounce of sexuality in a strip club. </p><p>It's more like a con game with tits. &nbsp;</p>

[briarhawk]

most of the guys i know are still deluded enough to think the strippers are actually interested in them and their pitiful little lives (Miners not included. jeez they have cash to throw around)

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And yes, I know I have a completely and totally unhealthy fascination with fake tits. Sorry.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;i have the same thing but only with real ones.&nbsp; </p>

[A.J.]

<p>Titty bars don't do it for me anymore.&nbsp; I'm shelling out twice to three times the money I'd pay for beer at a regular bar and I get to see some fake tits.&nbsp; Big deal.&nbsp; It's not like I'm going to date any of these women.</p><p>Although I could have once....</p>

[LOAF]

<p>The only time I go to strip clubs is for bachelor parties, which at my age I have been going alot lately. Other than that I have to agree that they are annoying. You pay entirely too much money to be &quot;teased&quot; Besides, half the time there is&nbsp; a couple good looking girls and a bunch of hogs. </p><p>At least with porn you can take care of business and not get the old blue balls!!! hahaha</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[scottinnj]

<p>I don't think you should feel bad.</p><p>You just aren't stroking your mule fast enough.</p><p>Or try using your left hand....maybe you'll think it's one of the girls.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Midkiff]

I agree. I have found that you can avoid the emptiness and have way more fun if you skip the strip clubs and go straight to a hooker.

[MrPink]

I like watching strippers. I&nbsp;visit ChooChoos in Waldorf Md maybe twice&nbsp;a year and attend the stripper parties that the frats throw here.&nbsp;I also don't like lap dances, I'm afraid I'm gonna get a boner and I can't let that happen in front of my friends. By the way, has anyone actually seen the backroom fucking shit? I never have.

[narc]

<p>I have never been to a strip club. I will likely never go, unless there's a bach party or something I have to go to. Maybe I just don't like women enough. But the concept of paying exorbitant sums for a little dance when I could see more on the internet just doesn't make sense to me. I know the strippers touch you and stuff, but a. I would want to touch them b. I'm not that comfortable with a complete stranger touching or grinding herself upon me. I don't even think I could look her in the eye. </p><p>Canadian strip clubs are a whole 'nother animal by the way, at least the ones I grew up near. You're actually allowed to touch them. They're also gorgeous and have no compunction about showing a little cooter. They also have no problem with giving you a bargain-basement bj or more based on the exchange rate.&nbsp; But like I said, never been. </p><p>The funniest strip club story I've ever heard (from FARK) though involves a strip club down in Tijuana. There was a club there where the gimmick was for a tip, you'd lay down a stack of pesos on the stage. Then the girl would come over, squat, and take the tip that way. So one enterprising American navy guy had the idea of taking his lighter and heating up the pesos before they went in. The stripper squatted, and apparently, it was like winning the jackpot on a slot machine as the stripper ran around shooting pesos out of herself. &nbsp;</p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>i love looking at the beautiful and naked&nbsp;women at a strip club but i hate having to deal with them coming over and asking if i wanna dance, its usually a waste of money and you get nothing out of it</p><p>i used to go to delila's den in jersey b/c they had a chick who'd come around and give you&nbsp; a back massage for 5 minutes for bucks, you get more out of it and lasts longer than the typical lap dance</p>

[Ritalin]

Yeah, strip clubs bore me (although I do like that perfume-y smell of a stripper) EXCEPT, and this is a big EXCEPT, you go with a chick, and she gets lapdances, too.

[Drunky McBetidont]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i love looking at the beautiful and naked&nbsp;women at a strip club but i hate having to deal with them coming over and asking if i wanna dance, its usually a waste of money and you get nothing out of it</p><p>i used to go to delila's den in jersey b/c they had a chick who'd come around and give you&nbsp; a back <strong><font size="2">massage</font></strong> for 5 minutes for bucks, you get more out of it and lasts longer than the typical lap dance</p><p><font size="2">isn't that mikey d's gimmick?&nbsp; i thought he had girls that give massages at scores or where ever.&nbsp; when i heard him telling ronnie about it i thought it was a good idea.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">regarding Narc and what he said about canada (ft erie, ont) it is true.&nbsp; the girls are very hot, young and have no pride what so ever.&nbsp; for a looney or two you can basically dry-hump any of em.&nbsp; 90 % of the dancers are college students from usa. next door to one called the <strong>sundowner</strong> in niagara falls there is a rub n tug that features 19 year old vietnamese girls and oil.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>