View Full Version : Do You Pee In The Shower?
Rockvillejoe
02-08-2007, 05:27 AM
Well, do you?
bobrobot
02-08-2007, 05:30 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000080"> I stand in the shower & pee on my head. As a result, my water bill has decreased geometrically!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.wildkingdomtours.com/WKT005%20dbd%20eng%201n-2d%20KS-filer/image010.jpg" border="0" width="130" height="206" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 2-8-07 @ 9:31 AM</span>
yomudder21
02-08-2007, 05:31 AM
I'll actually even drink in the shower and then pee. Once you break that seal, it is impossible not to go all over the place.
No. And I don't bathe in the toilet.
FUNKMAN
02-08-2007, 05:45 AM
yes but sometimes it burns the hairs around my ankles
JPMNICK
02-08-2007, 05:59 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />yes but sometimes it burns the hairs around my ankles <p>if you back up the tub that much, you either have a drainage problem, or a bladder problem</p>
Don Stugots
02-08-2007, 06:02 AM
yes i do. i am a man and the world is my toilet. What am i going to do? get out to pee and then come back in? pish posh.
Don Stugots
02-08-2007, 06:03 AM
yes i do. i am a man and the world is my toilet. What am i going to do? get out to pee and then come back in? pish posh.
JPMNICK
02-08-2007, 06:03 AM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />yes i do. i am a man and the world is my toilet. What am i going to do? get out to pee and then come back in? pish posh. <p>or hold it for 10 minutes until you are done showering, but either way it's cool</p>
foodcourtdruide
02-08-2007, 06:17 AM
I can honestly say no. Why do I want pee on my feet? Also, I have visitors occassionally and don't want them to catch whatever funky diseases I may have.
reillyluck
02-08-2007, 06:43 AM
i pee in the toilet right before i shower. but i wont wipe.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />
spadanko
02-08-2007, 06:46 AM
<strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br />I can honestly say no. Why do I want pee on my feet? Also, I have visitors occassionally and don't want them to catch whatever funky diseases I may have. <p>you pee on your feet to kill athlete's foot</p>
torker
02-08-2007, 06:46 AM
Only when I'm shitting.
Aggie
02-08-2007, 07:13 AM
<p>He doesn't recommend doing it at your health club. </p><p><img src="http://www.sugartune.com/toaster/wp-images/george_costanza.jpg" border="0" width="191" height="178" /></p>
TheMojoPin
02-08-2007, 07:51 AM
<strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br />I can honestly say no. Why do I want pee on my feet? Also, I have visitors occassionally and don't want them to catch whatever funky diseases I may have. <p>Why wouldn't you aim for the drain?</p><p>And urine is sterile.</p>
Furtherman
02-08-2007, 08:19 AM
<p>Nope.</p><p> </p><p>Animals.</p>
foodcourtdruide
02-08-2007, 08:21 AM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br />I can honestly say no. Why do I want pee on my feet? Also, I have visitors occassionally and don't want them to catch whatever funky diseases I may have. <p>Why wouldn't you aim for the drain?</p><p>And urine is sterile.</p><p>Residual urine would get splashed around all over.</p><p>No diseases can be transmitted through urine!?</p>
TheMojoPin
02-08-2007, 09:06 AM
<strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br />I can honestly say no. Why do I want pee on my feet? Also, I have visitors occassionally and don't want them to catch whatever funky diseases I may have. <p>Why wouldn't you aim for the drain?</p><p>And urine is sterile.</p><p>Residual urine would get splashed around all over.</p><p>No diseases can be transmitted through urine!?</p><p>Residual urine? Maybe if your pee hole is unusually huge. Just aim for the drain and it's all good.</p><p>And as far as I know, unless it's "standing urine" that's been sitting around for a while (like pretty much any liquid), it's totally sterile. People are more likely to get sick being in your "clean shower" than from your pee.</p>
angrymissy
02-08-2007, 09:16 AM
<p>I never thought about peeing in the shower until one day when I came home from school and Grandma was watching Oprah. Oprah was talking about how SHE peed in the shower, and I was forever freed from that day on</p><p>Yes, urine is sterile. You won't get sick from "residual shower pee"</p>
riverofpiss
02-08-2007, 09:24 AM
Madonna is the one that talked me into peeing in the shower.
TheMojoPin
02-08-2007, 09:28 AM
<p>"I want to piss in you..."</p><p><img src="http://www.magiclightstudio.com/images/shower/Shower1B.jpg" border="0" width="356" height="432" /></p><p>"Drip-drip-drip."</p>
Andomray
02-08-2007, 09:36 AM
I think the title of this thread should be "How Could You Not Pee In The Shower".ÿ It's fun, and the bathroom fills with pee steam for a few seconds, then all is well.ÿ I also enjoy pooping in the shampoo bottle....you know, just to keep everyone on their toes.
PigShitIrish
02-08-2007, 09:39 AM
<p>only communists refrain from peeing in the shower....</p><p>It's the American way!</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PigShitIrish on 2-8-07 @ 1:41 PM</span>
RoseBlood
02-08-2007, 10:19 AM
<p>I make it a point to pee in the shower when I've got my period. I like to watch the blood swirl down the drain, grab the shower curtains and pretend I'm Janet Leigh.</p><p>Save Water = Pee in the Shower!</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by RoseBlood on 2-8-07 @ 2:21 PM</span>
grlNIN
02-08-2007, 10:24 AM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i pee in the toilet right before i shower. but i wont wipe.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /><p>Yeah.</p><p> </p>
FUNKMAN
02-08-2007, 10:28 AM
<p><strong><font size="1">Do You Pee In The Shower?</font></strong></p><p><font size="1">not after eating asparagus</font></p>
TheGameHHH
02-08-2007, 11:44 AM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I make it a point to pee in the shower when I've got my period. I like to watch the blood swirl down the drain, grab the shower curtains and pretend I'm Janet Leigh.</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by RoseBlood on 2-8-07 @ 2:21 PM</span><p> that is fucking hysterical, totally made my day!</p>
MellySmelly
02-08-2007, 11:53 AM
<p>It's the only time that I can stand and pee.</p>
Rockvillejoe
02-08-2007, 12:19 PM
<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's the only time that I can stand and pee.</p><p>How does that work in the shower with you split tails? Doesn't it just spray all over the place, down your thighs? Down your smooth, recently shaved, toned, muscular, but not too bulky, just well toned, tanned thighs, onto your hairless, soft, calfs, that slim down into those perfect feet, 2nd toe shorter than the the big toe, the captain, if you will, and then between your toes? Those tanned toes, perfectly shaped toes, a slight whiff of bloinde hair, not much mind you, just enough to show that their is carpet where it counts, and those painted toe-nails, maybe a light pink hue, contrasting beautifully with those tanned toes, those toes begging to be caressed, and finally with a thin, solid gold ankle bracelet catching some of the golden nectar? Er I mean piss. uh, How does that work?</p>
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