pussy or asshole?

[thepaulo]

<p>sorry about the misleading headline but i have been called both a lot lately.....&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm I'm really more of a pussy but everyone seems to think I'm an asshole.........&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>paulo and gailo has been mostly a bit over the years....because gailo was in her own selfdestructive hell and like a pussy i did nothing about it......for anyone who listened to the show for years she was mean and abusive and i took it....because I figured i was suppose to.....like i said....a real pussy.....&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and i came into money after some legal fights and that only made her worse in her drug induced psychosis.....but toward the the end in the last year.....i kept telling her when the money ran out that would be it.....but like a pussy i waited till the last possible moment in the gullible hope that she would turn it around......but she only got worse......when i finally left her she was shocked....because after all, i was always such a pussy......</p><p>now she wants me back in the worst way....never understading that I have finally found my balls and&nbsp;have become&nbsp;an asshole......&nbsp;and even as recently as last week i was trying to be a positive force in her life but again and again she lies to my face and stabs me in the back.....so it's a struggle for me.....what should i be....pussy or asshole?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>thepaulo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;..what should i be....pussy or asshole?</p><p>neither, just be a dick&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>You just have to give it time and Gail-O will move on with her life. It may mean you cannot join her on a call during the show cause you know how Ronnie instigates...</p>

[nate1000]

<p>Sorry, dude. No matter what you decide to be, you are still a pussy because you were too much of a pussy to be an asshole when you were busy acting like a pussy and the only reason you are acting like an asshole is because&nbsp;of the new pussy, but don't worry, once the new pussy turns into an asshole, you will stop acting like an asshole and turn back into the pussy we all love. </p><p>Got it? &nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by nate1000 on 2-8-07 @ 2:38 PM</span>

[burrben]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>thepaulo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;..what should i be....pussy or asshole?</p><p>neither, just be a dick&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>that's what i thought too</p>

[angelinad128]

It sucks for the both of you to be in the situation yuor find yourselves in.&nbsp; Just take some time BY YOURSELF&nbsp; and really listen to what you heart tells you.

[bobrobot]

<p><font color="#000000">&nbsp; <font size="1"><strong>pussy or asshole?</strong> </font></font></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; HEYYY Paul O, You should be a taint cuz that's rite in the middle!!!</font></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 2-8-07 @ 2:53 PM</span>

[briarhawk]

<p>Pussy masquerades as an asshole sometimes, but once u clean the shit off, yur still a pussy.</p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>thepaulo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>so it's a struggle for me.....what should i be....pussy or asshole?</p><p>Ask yourself &quot;What would Jeebus do?&quot;</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font color="#000080">Paul, You should be a taint cuz that's rite in the middle!!!</font></strong> <p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[Soupy_Dreck]

why can't you be a corpse instead?

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#000000"><font size="1"><strong>pussy or asshole?</strong> </font></font></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; HEYYY Paul O, You should be a taint cuz that's rite in the middle!!!</font></strong></p><span class="post_edited">&nbsp;</span> <p>I wish i was smart like Bobo...</p><p>nice one budday!</p>

[angrymissy]

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

[JPMNICK]

you don't need to explain yourself to message board people Paul-O. you are doing what is best for yourself, even if it may not be the best thing for Gail. 30 years is a long time to put up with that everyday, I commend you on finally doing something to make yourself happy.

[nevnut]

<strong><font size="6">YOU GO DUDE!</font></strong>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>nate1000</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry, dude. No matter what you decide to be, you are still a pussy because you were too much of a pussy to be an asshole when you were busy acting like a pussy and the only reason you are acting like an asshole is because&nbsp;of the new pussy, but don't worry, once the new pussy turns into an asshole, you will stop acting like an asshole and turn back into the pussy we all love. </p><p>Got it? &nbsp;</p><p>I think I'm going to need a diagram.</p>

[Enabler]

<strong>nate1000</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry, dude. No matter what you decide to be, you are still a pussy because you were too much of a pussy to be an asshole when you were busy acting like a pussy and the only reason you are acting like an asshole is because&nbsp;of the new pussy, but don't worry, once the new pussy turns into an asshole, you will stop acting like an asshole and turn back into the pussy we all love. </p><p>Got it? &nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by nate1000 on 2-8-07 @ 2:38 PM</span> <p>Nate&nbsp;is actually &quot;dead-on balls accurate.&quot; (what movie?)&nbsp;Well done.&nbsp;You dont owe anyone any explanations Paul. Just be glad you and Gail&nbsp;never had any kids to traumatize. That was def a smart move on your part. You should have gotten out sooner but you know that. </p>

[TheGameHHH]

why not just let Melly fight Gail next friday at the Hard Rock, I need to see this happen

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I say badusy. Booty, dick and pussy.</font>

[Chigworthy]

paulo, you're misery is an exquisite inspiration for us all.&nbsp; Don't ever lose it.&nbsp;

[andywhat?]

<p>yea, you're doing what's good for you. you told her what was up. she didn't listen. now she's got to deal with it. </p>

[riverofpiss]

Keep being an asshole, at least when it comes to Gail.&nbsp; She has to understand that you two are no more.&nbsp; You told her for over a year that you were going to leave and she was so selfish that she just kept spending your money until it was all gone.&nbsp; You gave her more than enough chances to better her life with your help.&nbsp; Now that you have moved on she is just going to have to get here life back in order without your help.

[DarkHippie]

<p>You're doing the right thing.&nbsp; the reason why your wife's bits were so funny was because she was so fucking insane.&nbsp; No one should be chained to that thing.&nbsp; You go live your life and don't listen to any of the shit talkers.</p><p>But can I pee in Melly's butt?</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#000000"> </font></p> <font size="1"><strong>pussy or asshole?</strong> </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000080"> HEYYY Paul O, You should be a taint cuz that's rite in the middle!!!</font></strong></p> <span class="post_edited"></span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Nice, and well put. We should start a &quot;Taint Club&quot; cause thats the place to be baby!</p>

[MellySmelly]

<strong>TheGameHHH</strong> wrote:<br />why not just let Melly fight Gail next friday at the Hard Rock, I need to see this happen <p>Like I tried to explain before, it would be like Michael Jordon entering the Special Olympics.</p>

[MellySmelly]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>But can I pee in Melly's butt?</p><p>Don't ask paulo, ask sheepy</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#000000"> </font></p> <font size="1"><strong>pussy or asshole?</strong> </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000080"> HEYYY Paul O, You should be a taint cuz that's rite in the middle!!!</font></strong></p> <span class="post_edited"></span><p>Isn't that how Mikey D broke his dick?&nbsp;</p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheGameHHH</strong> wrote:<br />why not just let Melly fight Gail next friday at the Hard Rock, I need to see this happen <p>Like I tried to explain before, it would be like Michael Jordon entering the Special Olympics.</p><p>exactly, i would love to see jordan tool on a bunch of family photo ruiners. </p>

[Bossanova]

In the words of Patrice O'neil, a relationship isn't happy because the woman is.&nbsp; The man has to be happy to make a relationship work.&nbsp; Become happy with your self and let the rest fall into place.&nbsp; I say be an asshole, if it keeps you sane

[Midkiff]

How about you get off the message boards and FINISH THE F**KING MOVIE

[newport king]

<strong>fagenabler</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Nate&nbsp;is actually &quot;dead-on balls accurate.&quot; (what movie?)&nbsp; </p><p>my cousin vinny.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>fagenabler</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Nate&nbsp;is actually &quot;dead-on balls accurate.&quot; (what movie?)&nbsp; </p><p>my cousin vinny.</p><p>what actress?</p>

[Gvac]

The beautiful Marisa Tomei.

[Kevin]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />The beautiful Marisa Tomei.<p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/seinfeld/assets/thecast_biopict_george.gif" border="0" width="213" height="185" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; MARISA TOMEI!&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">pussy or asshole?</font></strong> </p><p>you should be able to hit e'm both at the same time</p><p><img src="http://www.ringoffireradio.com/video/peace%20sign.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" /></p>

[Stankfoot]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nate1000</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry, dude. No matter what you decide to be, you are still a pussy because you were too much of a pussy to be an asshole when you were busy acting like a pussy and the only reason you are acting like an asshole is because of the new pussy, but don't worry, once the new pussy turns into an asshole, you will stop acting like an asshole and turn back into the pussy we all love. </p><p>Got it? </p><p>I think I'm going to need a diagram.</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/socks.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>would sock puppets help?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="1">pussy or asshole?</font></strong> </p><p>you should be able to hit e'm both at the same time</p><p><img src="http://www.ringoffireradio.com/video/peace%20sign.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/Shocker-Poster-C12009849.jpeg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[thepaulo]

I think I've had Tomei

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">pussy or asshole?</font></strong> </p><p>you should be able to hit both...</p><p><img src="http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Mods/tonguesplit/tongue_split.jpg" border="0" width="292" height="183" /></p>

[MellySmelly]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="1">pussy or asshole?</font></strong> </p><p>you should be able to hit both...</p><p><img src="http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Mods/tonguesplit/tongue_split.jpg" border="0" width="292" height="183" /></p><p>he did, earlier today</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="1">pussy or asshole?</font></strong> </p><p>you should be able to hit both...</p><p><img src="http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Mods/tonguesplit/tongue_split.jpg" border="0" width="292" height="183" /></p><p>he did, earlier today</p><p>you're such a tease</p>

[riverofpiss]

<font size="5">Paul O is the MAN!!</font>

[thepaulo]

<p>I'm a complete naive idiot.....helpless gail has emptied the equity account of $30,000....I honestly was trying to help her but now we are totally done.....I can't help her now if I wanted to...</p><p>this is the end of Paulo</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by thepaulo on 2-9-07 @ 11:00 PM</span>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Paul, I like you. I really do. I am a really good actor by the way. Not classically trained but I am good. I am very handsome, I have no trouble with the ladies, or the males in a gay bar for that matter. </p><p>I support you Paul, I like you and I support you. I hope you move on, I hope you stop driving Gail to and fro, I hope you don't clean her house, I hope your only communication is through a lawyer, I hope you stand up to those who try to put you in trying situations.</p><p>I like you.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>To answer your question, I will choose the pussy if it comes down to a male ass or a female vag. If it comes down to a female vag and a female anus, I'll take the female anus anytime. I like the female anus Paul, Have you ever experienced it Paul? Well Paul, it feels like the silkiest silk, the pearlest pearl and the downiest down all mixed into one ball of fun. I'd sleep there if I could Paul.</p><p>I like you Paul.</p>

[K.C.]

<p>Paulo...you have to think, &quot;if this was a movie, how would this end?&quot;</p><p>Right now it's been a fantastic film...if not Oscar worthy, at least worthy of an Independent Spirit Award. </p><p>The only thing you need is the perfect ending, and we ALL know what that should be..</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>menage a trois</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>I don't know if you're a dick or a pussy but your breath still smells like Twato.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>Paul, i away from this thread because i thought it was about porn.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I have been in a few bad, abusive, destructive relationships.&nbsp; the best you can do is to move on and live your life.&nbsp; You have done more than your share for Gail.&nbsp; you do not owe her anything.&nbsp; You are not moving on out of malice or to hurt her but to save yourself.&nbsp; Make a life for yourself, chase your dream and enjoy your time with Melly. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="1">pussy or asshole?</font></strong> </p><p>you should be able to hit both...</p><p><img src="http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Mods/tonguesplit/tongue_split.jpg" border="0" width="292" height="183" /></p><p>he did, earlier today</p><p>&nbsp;paul, you never go ass to mouth.</p>

[zildjian361]

pussy<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" width="28" height="30" />

[Don Stugots]

dont go back to that life Paul.&nbsp; i like you so much more now that you are your own man.

[360legend]

You've got balls for sticking with that psychopath, Paul. I probably would have shot myself if I'd been in your shoes.<br /><br />But you've got someone much better now. Just ignore Gailo.

[Ritalin]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nate1000</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry, dude. No matter what you decide to be, you are still a pussy because you were too much of a pussy to be an asshole when you were busy acting like a pussy and the only reason you are acting like an asshole is because of the new pussy, but don't worry, once the new pussy turns into an asshole, you will stop acting like an asshole and turn back into the pussy we all love. </p><p>Got it? </p><p>I think I'm going to need a diagram.</p><p><img src="http://www.drthom.com/img/p_femaleanat.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[MellySmelly]

I really could care less if Paulo is an asshole or a pussy.&nbsp; I love Paul, he was the only person who could make me laugh and be happy for&nbsp;a very long time.&nbsp; He has put up with more than any man would ever put up with over the years including physical abuse.&nbsp; I love him and anyone that thinks ill of him can fuck off.

[MellySmelly]

oh yeah, I almost forgot, pee in my butt!

[nevnut]

<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />I really could care less if Paulo is an asshole or a pussy.&nbsp; I love Paul, he was the only person who could make me laugh and be happy for&nbsp;a very long time.&nbsp; He has put up with more than any man would ever put up with over the years including physical abuse.&nbsp; I love him and anyone that thinks ill of him can fuck off. <p><strong><font size="7">You Go Girl!!!!</font></strong></p>

[thepaulo]

sorry i've been such a bother to everyone....I'm such a pussy

[spoon]

<p>Wow you just proved the theory right, hippies are fucking fags.&nbsp; Nice post Tyra!</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wow you just proved the theory right, hippies are fucking fags.&nbsp; Nice post Tyra!</p><p>If you think I'm a fag, spoon, bend over and I'll show how faggy I am!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh, and I don't believe in reach arounds.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by nevnut on 2-12-07 @ 7:00 PM</span>