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Furtherman
02-13-2007, 11:29 AM
<p><img src="http://www.bradwebuk.com/ZoeMichelle.bmp" border="0" width="250" height="400" /></p><p>Michelle Ryan, from the BBC's EastEnders, will play Jamie Sommers in the NBC remake.</p>

Death Metal Moe
02-13-2007, 11:31 AM
PLEASE someone post a better pic of her.

A.J.
02-13-2007, 11:39 AM
Oh good...more remakes from Hollywood.

Tall_James
02-13-2007, 11:39 AM
The side boobage takes away from the fact that she has a wonky eye like Paris Hilton.

JesterOfSadness
02-13-2007, 11:45 AM
<p>Her sideboob in that pic looks like a flesh colored tear drop.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I don't know anymore.</p>

weekapaugjz
02-13-2007, 04:18 PM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />PLEASE someone post a better pic of her.<p>&nbsp;ugh, i just did a google pic search, and nothing better came up.&nbsp; she is just a hatchet face.&nbsp; seems like a nice rack though. </p>

FUNKMAN
02-13-2007, 04:22 PM
<p>Pretty, looks a little like Meg Ryan and Linda Carter mixed together... and in good shape, good chest muscles</p>

outlawfrank
02-13-2007, 04:23 PM
something very disturbing about that photo.

burrben
02-13-2007, 04:34 PM
<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />PLEASE someone post a better pic of her. <p>&nbsp;ugh, i just did a google pic search, and nothing better came up.&nbsp; she is just a hatchet face.&nbsp; seems like a <strong>nice rack though</strong>. </p><p>that's an understatement</p>

Death Metal Moe
02-13-2007, 05:09 PM
<p>I mean don't get me wrong, I don't think she's ugly at all.&nbsp; She's a pretty girl, I just thought the expression that picture captured was really bad and I'd like to see other pics of her.</p><p>Nice rack indeed.</p>

Death Metal Moe
02-13-2007, 05:12 PM
<p>Jesus, bad results on Google image search is right.&nbsp; You'd think the only thing this girl has ever done in her life is grow a nice set of tits and put them in that dress.</p><p><img src="http://www.hostresource.ws/uploader/files/michelle_ryan%20(234).jpg" border="0" width="805" height="577" /></p>

FMJeff
02-13-2007, 09:33 PM
nice shit eating grin on that guy next to her though. like he's thinking about all the things he could do with that b-movie starlet's tits if he had a set of ginsu knives and some free time.

PigShitIrish
02-13-2007, 10:00 PM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jesus, bad results on Google image search is right.&nbsp; You'd think the only thing this girl has ever done in her life is grow a nice set of tits and put them in that dress.</p><p><img src="http://www.hostresource.ws/uploader/files/michelle_ryan%20(234).jpg" border="0" width="805" height="577" /></p><p>Those BAFTA awards don't look that fun after all</p><p>anyone up for a little yayo in the bathroom</p>

sr71blackbird
02-13-2007, 10:14 PM
She has the face of a porno star

MrPink
02-13-2007, 11:33 PM
There was a bionic woman??

Reynolds
02-14-2007, 01:27 AM
<img src="http://scans.sicknote.org.uk/pictures/michelle_ryan/michelle_ryan_arena_13/michelle_ryan_arena_13.jpg" border="0" width="256" height="358" />&nbsp;&nbsp;

weekapaugjz
02-14-2007, 05:50 AM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />She has the face of a porno star<p>&nbsp;just don't get it in my hair... </p>

ralphbxny
02-14-2007, 05:58 AM
<p>does&nbsp;she have an english accent? Doesnt ruin my sexual fantasy but doesnt it mess up the show?</p>

johnniewalker
02-16-2007, 06:14 AM
<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>does she have an english accent? Doesnt ruin my sexual fantasy but doesnt it mess up the show?</p><p>&nbsp;Yeah, she was huge on eastenders.&nbsp; Her ma was hot.&nbsp; She got nailed by a older black guy on the show.&nbsp; Scandalous! </p>

Don Stugots
02-16-2007, 06:30 AM
i hope her jaw is bionic.

Team_Ramrod
02-16-2007, 10:48 AM
boobies boobies boobies

King Imp
05-17-2007, 01:12 PM
Two preview videos for the upcoming series.

Learning about the bionics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54E40ctL9wY)
Fight scenes (http://popoholic.com/pop-video-youtube.php?id=ZAd86zqrh9E&title=Michelle%20Ryan%20as%20Bionic%20Woman%20Prev iew)

patsopinion
05-17-2007, 02:07 PM
<p>Those BAFTA awards don't look that fun after all</p><p>anyone up for a little yayo in the bathroom</p>

ya can u spot me.
i left mine in my other sn's pocket

MadMatt
05-17-2007, 02:49 PM
Two preview videos for the upcoming series.

Learning about the bionics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54E40ctL9wY)
Fight scenes (http://popoholic.com/pop-video-youtube.php?id=ZAd86zqrh9E&title=Michelle%20Ryan%20as%20Bionic%20Woman%20Prev iew)

Those looked pretty cool - but I hope they don't turn it into some POS like "Jake 2.0" which could have been a great show if the writers weren't a bunch of idiots.

Also, isn't she fighting Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck) from "Battlestar Galactica?"

torker
05-17-2007, 03:09 PM
na na na na na na

Tenbatsuzen
05-18-2007, 08:01 PM
Also, isn't she fighting Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck) from "Battlestar Galactica?"

Correct. The show is produced by David Eick, the other executive producer from the new BSG.

Fez4PrezN2008
05-18-2007, 09:11 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/2007/0512/13307888_240X180.jpg

prothunderball
08-04-2007, 09:12 PM
the first episode has been leaked online. I just finnished watching, and it seems pretty good, but I never saw the orignal though so I have nothing to compare it to. I will say that like most action based television shows I think it would probably work better as a movie.

buzzard
08-06-2007, 07:54 AM
Who will play the "new"Col. Steve Austin?...Carrot-top?:lol: will the "new" Oscar Goldman be played by Fred Goldman?...when will this nonsense end? how about some "new" ideas?

Doctor Manhattan
08-07-2007, 12:01 PM
Also, isn't she fighting Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck) from "Battlestar Galactica?"

Correct. The show is produced by David Eick, the other executive producer from the new BSG.

And Aaron Douglas (Chief Tyrol) also show up in the pilot episode. I bet there will be a lot of cast crossover (both shows are filmed in Vancouver)

JustJon
09-17-2007, 09:37 AM
I watched it, it was eh.

I liked the chick in Jekyll, and Katie Sackhoff was a big part of the ep, but it just wasn't that good. There were alot of ideas thrown against the wall in the episode, but none of them stuck very well.

And a friend of a friend played the Oscar Goldman type character, so I got to hear some inside behind the scenes type stuff about the show and it just sounds like things only get worse from here.

And in addition to the two BSG actors, I noticed the ambulance at the end of the episode had ambulance written in the BSG font.

LiddyRules
09-17-2007, 11:36 AM
Saw the pilot, really didn't care for it. It seemed hollow.

MadMatt
09-17-2007, 12:30 PM
I watched it, it was eh.

I liked the chick in Jekyll, and Katie Sackhoff was a big part of the ep, but it just wasn't that good. There were alot of ideas thrown against the wall in the episode, but none of them stuck very well.

And a friend of a friend played the Oscar Goldman type character, so I got to hear some inside behind the scenes type stuff about the show and it just sounds like things only get worse from here.

And in addition to the two BSG actors, I noticed the ambulance at the end of the episode had ambulance written in the BSG font.

To be fair, pilots tend to throw a lot at the wall as a general rule. If it gets picked up for production, then they can start developing the good storylines more thoroughly.

I'm willing to give it a shot. Since it's going to be on network TV, we can't expect the same "risky" behavior and storylines that BSG can do on a cable network, but I have hope for the Bionic Woman. Heroes has been a pleasant surprise, although I think it would be a better show if it were NOT on network TV.

On Network TV, writers have to "play it safe" and try to draw in a mass audience rather than crank up the quality and take chances. They may be able to eventually take risks once the show catches on, but at the beginning they have to dumb it down for mass appeal.

Ay Kay Forty2
09-17-2007, 06:53 PM
I think they went backwards here, people. We need Six Million Dollar Man first. We can rebuild him, we have the tools, we can make this franchise better, stronger, and faster.......queue music.

Freitag
09-27-2007, 10:56 AM
I watched it last night.

I think the critics share my opinion - they got the wrong bionic woman. Katee is amazing and Ryan is just very, very weak.

Also, did anyone notice that Romo Lampkin plays Will's father?

I'm hoping the next episodes get better... because seriously, you can't go from Jaime screaming in terror like that at the discovery of her new legs to "Keep sending people and I'll keep buying them." Just doesn't ring true.

RoyMunson
09-27-2007, 11:00 AM
<p>Jesus, bad results on Google image search is right.&nbsp; You'd think the only thing this girl has ever done in her life is grow a nice set of tits and put them in that dress.</p><p><img src="http://www.hostresource.ws/uploader/files/michelle_ryan%20(234).jpg" border="0" width="805" height="577" /></p>

nice tits

ChrisTheCop
09-27-2007, 11:01 AM
Ive been pleasantly surprised by many of this fall's season premieres.

This wasnt one of them.

Awful.:thumbdown:

Freitag
09-27-2007, 11:02 AM
Ive been pleasantly surprised by many of this fall's season premieres.

This wasnt one of them.

Awful.:thumbdown:

Liked Journeyman, hated Life.

EliSnow
09-27-2007, 11:03 AM
I watched it last night.

I think the critics share my opinion - they got the wrong bionic woman. Katee is amazing and Ryan is just very, very weak.


I haven't seen it yet. Will watch it tonight, but I read at AICN that there are rumors that if the show gets picked up for a second season, Sackoff's character may become more of a regular and become a Faith to Ryan's Buffy.

So I don't know if they realize from this start that maybe she gets redeemed.

King Imp
09-27-2007, 11:12 AM
I'm going to stick with it as I like this kind of stuff, but it was not that great. Too much was crammed into 1 hour. Like Freitag said, you can't go from Jaime screaming in terror like that at the discovery of her new legs to "Keep sending people and I'll keep buying them."

It's got one thing going for her and that's her looks and body. Running through that rain, she sure looked good.

Freitag
09-27-2007, 11:18 AM
I haven't seen it yet. Will watch it tonight, but I read at AICN that there are rumors that if the show gets picked up for a second season, Sackoff's character may become more of a regular and become a Faith to Ryan's Buffy.

So I don't know if they realize from this start that maybe she gets redeemed.

Sackhoff confirmed that if the show goes to a second season, she's contractually obligated to become a regular. I think that has more to do with the fact that she can't become a regular until she's free and clear from BSG, which ends filming after this season, but won't be "done" until 2009.

I know it won't happen because of the rights and stuff, but how perfect would it be for Jamie Bamber to be Steve Austin?

Freitag
09-27-2007, 11:19 AM
I'm going to stick with it as I like this kind of stuff, but it was not that great. Too much was crammed into 1 hour. Like Freitag said, you can't go from Jaime screaming in terror like that at the discovery of her new legs to "Keep sending people and I'll keep buying them."

It's got one thing going for her and that's her looks and body. Running through that rain, she sure looked good.

She was doing bionic stuff in HEELS. I call shenanigans.

Also, that flat-hand karate chop motion she's got for running looks weird and awkward.

King Imp
09-27-2007, 11:21 AM
Also, that flat-hand karate chop motion she's got for running looks weird and awkward.

I wasn't exactly looking at her hands when she was running. :wink:

MadMatt
09-27-2007, 12:04 PM
She was doing bionic stuff in HEELS. I call shenanigans.

Also, that flat-hand karate chop motion she's got for running looks weird and awkward.

The flat hands are actually a track/cross country thing - our coach told us to do that in high school.

BTW - many scenes were reworked for the premier of the episode. I watched the "leaked" pilot and and the premier last night - there were many changes.

Biggest change: Her sister is a different chick and is not deaf. The new sister is much cuter and fits the "hot teen" mold.

buzzard
09-27-2007, 12:19 PM
I wasn't disappointed cuz I expected it to suck

Freitag
09-27-2007, 12:26 PM
The flat hands are actually a track/cross country thing - our coach told us to do that in high school.

BTW - many scenes were reworked for the premier of the episode. I watched the "leaked" pilot and and the premier last night - there were many changes.

Biggest change: Her sister is a different chick and is not deaf. The new sister is much cuter and fits the "hot teen" mold.

Yeah, I saw the original sister. It's like going from Kelly Osborne to Mandy Moore.

Ay Kay Forty2
09-27-2007, 12:42 PM
I could see it lasting half a season or a full season. Wasn't terrible, kinda what I expected. Hot actress but doesn't see like a badass. Katie Sacoff (sp), now she's badass.

SinA
09-27-2007, 01:09 PM
msn's live search (http://search.msn.com/) does a better job with images.
there are better pics out there, here are a few:

http://www.hostresource.ws/uploader/files/michelle_ryan%20(177).jpg
http://www.hostresource.ws/uploader/files/michelle_ryan%20(182).jpg
http://www.hostresource.ws/uploader/files/michelle_ryan%20(183).jpg
http://www.hostresource.ws/uploader/files/michelle_ryan%20(202).jpg
http://www.hostresource.ws/uploader/files/michelle_ryan%20(212).jpg
http://www.hostresource.ws/uploader/files/michelle_ryan%20(237).jpg
http://photos.dreamgirls.online.fr/photos/michelle-ryan/400/michelle-ryan-2.jpg

PapaBear
09-27-2007, 01:38 PM
http://www.hostresource.ws/uploader/files/michelle_ryan%20%28202%29.jpg


Come here and sit on Papa's lap.:devil2:

ChrisTheCop
09-27-2007, 01:46 PM
Liked Journeyman, hated Life.

Just watched both.

Altho I'll agree that Journeyman is better acted and written, I liked them both equally and believe they both have legs. Life has a mystery to solve, and a hot chick. Journeyman has a mystery and several hot chicks.

I dug em both.
Man, my Tivo's gonna be full this fall.

(thank god bionic woman sucked..thatll clear up some space.)

MadMatt
09-27-2007, 01:53 PM
I could see it lasting half a season or a full season. Wasn't terrible, kinda what I expected. Hot actress but doesn't see like a badass. Katie Sacoff (sp), now she's badass.

If they tighten things up a little I think it has a shot. I think most people agree that the pilot was extremely broad and crammed too much into an hour. If they "de-construct" things a little it will probably be better.

Example of what I mean: Jamie's "I know what I am capable of" attitude is just anger at her new situation and she hasn't adjusted quite as well or as quickly as it seemed in the pilot. Add in some insecurity, fear, and lack of physical/mental control of her new bionics and the series is back on track.

Lindsay Wagner wasn't the most kick ass chick, but she got the job done in the 70's. I think Eick can get the series rolling if he is given the chance.

ChrisTheCop
09-27-2007, 01:57 PM
"They made a woman before the man? ...When are they doing the dog?"
http://www.cylon.org/images/tv/bionic-20a.jpg

turns out...this WAS the dog. OHHH!!!!!

MadMatt
09-27-2007, 01:58 PM
Just watched both.

Altho I'll agree that Journeyman is better acted and written, I liked them both equally and believe they both have legs. Life has a mystery to solve, and a hot chick. Journeyman has a mystery and several hot chicks.

I dug em both.
Man, my Tivo's gonna be full this fall.

(thank god bionic woman sucked..thatll clear up some space.)

I couldn't watch all of Life since I had to put the kid to bed, but the first half was really good. Charlie Crews is an amazingly offbeat character, but I can empathize with his borderline grasp on sanity.

And don't give up on Bionic Woman yet Chris, I think it still has hope - although I will admit that it may end up being moved to Sci-Fi Channel rather than keep a slot on the NBC mother ship. Even if it isn't top notch, Bionic Woman is already infinitely better than that POS Flash Gordon series.

Reephdweller
09-27-2007, 08:43 PM
I just watched it, I think it was pretty decent. At least enough where I'll check out more to see how the show progresses. Maybe it's just me, but I really dig things with female heroines, from books to movies, comics and tv shows.


Plus Michelle Ryan is very hot!

http://www.dizidizi.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/michelle_ryan.jpg

Snacks
09-28-2007, 12:21 AM
I just watched it. Poorly casted. I for one dont find the bionic women girl attractive. Something about her is not pretty. The other characters were stiff. I think they tried to copy heroes and it didnt work.

I agree with Chris a lot of good shows this year. I loved Cane, Private Practice, Kville, and Dirty Sexy money. I liked kid nation, big bang theory, life and journeyman. I hated Bionic women and will be watching big shots which looks like crap.

wow I watch way too much tv.

EliSnow
09-28-2007, 06:46 AM
Katie Sackhoff fan since Day One.

Just saw the ep last night. My thoughts pretty much echo those before (Katie was great, show was okay, etc). I'll watch it again in the future.

Doogie
09-28-2007, 01:44 PM
I just watched it. Poorly casted. I for one dont find the bionic women girl attractive. Something about her is not pretty.

You're gay, not that there is anything wrong with that...

S0S
10-03-2007, 08:39 AM
I liked it a lot. Hope Bionic woman has a nice run.

Devo37
10-10-2007, 07:25 PM
now a few weeks in, any opinions?

i think the damaged Sarah Corvus storyline is interesting. we'll see what they do with it. overall, i'll keep watching.

also, 3 BSG actors already involved (starbuck, tyrol, and baltar's lawyer) is kinda cool...

JustJon
10-11-2007, 07:12 AM
Skipped last night. I'm done.

And the woman playing Jamie was hot on Jeckyll, and hot on Bionic Woman.

Freitag
10-11-2007, 07:15 AM
I don't think it'll happen in a million years, but either one of two things are going to happen:

1) The show's focus is going to change to Sarah

OR

2) if Bionic gets cancelled, Katee Sackhoff gets a development deal for her own show on NBC.

Reephdweller
10-12-2007, 04:20 AM
I like the show, it's not deep or anything but it is entertaining. Plus I love chick superheroes so it's good to me. Plus she's oddly hot...and so's her sister.

Tenbatsuzen
10-21-2007, 09:52 AM
I had TIVO'ed the last two episodes, and watched them today.

The biggest thing I couldn't get is that she had to come up with an excuse for her sister why she was leaving... so she says that she's going on a trip with her friend... instead of a business trip?

Ugh.

Sarah Korvus is still the most entertaining thing about this show.

PapaBear
10-24-2007, 05:56 PM
Someone has probably already brought this up, but why does one punch or kick from her not kill people instantly?

mdr55
10-24-2007, 06:00 PM
Cuz she hits like a girl?